EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Eddinger]

I doubt this Instagram model is fucking for cash off classified sites: https://www.instagram.com/yazemeenah.

I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?

[Moejoo]

Grandma is back?

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/thera.../20805619.html

I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?

[CakeLover13]

Is this good or bad? I've never seen her.

Grandma is back?

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/thera.../20805619.html

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[ChgoGuySouth]

Grandma is back?

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/thera.../20805619.html

[Jinurso]

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.

The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.

It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.

Wasn't feeling it at all.

[CanadianGuy]

Hello. Any reports on this one?

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2698977

[PeteMusk]

They are operational and the OPEN side is out almost every single weekday during business hours.

Last week I saw a fit, 30 ish year old blond euro locking up the door and leaving. If I didn't work so close, I'd call and ask for her in a heartbeat!

Lets not go crazy here. That sounds like Monica who has been covered on here a bunch of times lately. She is def not 30's, probably late 40's early 50, yes slender. A hit or miss with anything beyond massage, from newbs to senior mongers alike I have pmmed with about her.

[IAmVimp]

No pictures and laughs at the idea of having reviews? I dunno about that.

She is solid. Been with her a few times over the last 10 years. BBW in Lakeview in a nice condo and has been doing this for 20 years. Tough screen but once you are in you are in. Good massage and knows what she is doing. Fun massaging her and then some DATY before she finished with a BBBJ.

[Walker333]

Has anyone seen Alla lapulyak? She posts on Massageanywhere.com says she does outcall but has incall in buffalo grove.

I think she is an overweight, legit, licensed, therapist, has been around forever.

[Dr Manhattan]

Another one with great tits, massive cleavage showing but nothing on the end. Ok massage.

What is the location? If she is Euro, they'll simply use the first visit to feel you out.

Has anyone seen Alla lapulyak? She posts on Massageanywhere.com says she does outcall but has incall in buffalo grove.

She works with Olga in AH. After "Jane" left to start her own practice, Olga replaced her with "Alla." The massage, while not entirely therapeutic, was better than Jane's extremely light touch. More utc roaming, too. When I saw her, it was alone in a borrowed apartment / loft north of the Loop. I can't vouch for how she'd respond while under Olga's roof. The boss is very suspicious of newcomers.

[SmileySam]

It think it's usually done with the guy in a cock cage and then they insert a small metal rod up your cock. It sounds dangerous to me.

S&M folks do this. Inserting an object in the urethra to make the opening bigger. Or actually put a catheter in urethra. Can't imagine that would be fun if the girl accidentally tore your urethra. Ouch!

[ChgoGuySouth]

Another one with great tits, massive cleavage showing but nothing on the end. Ok massage.

[BlueRoom23]

I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

They are operational and the OPEN side is out almost every single weekday during business hours.

Last week I saw a fit, 30 ish year old blond euro locking up the door and leaving. If I didn't work so close, I'd call and ask for her in a heartbeat!

[Chorizo1]

Has anyone seen Alla lapulyak? She posts on Massageanywhere.com says she does outcall but has incall in buffalo grove.

[Walker333]

A close friend of mine found a Polish, professional mt Viola in Skokie, near Old Orchard while looking for a treatment for his chronic lower back problem. Allegedly she is around 50, a larger, full figured, average looking woman working at an office building. His second visit ended up happy, and his lower back was happy as well. PM for more info.