Escort Reports

[BattleBot61]

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

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Not only funny but TRUE! LOL add this one.

Fetish Friendly: I'll say anything to sucker you to book.

[ReservedOne]

I must do the right thing and offer an apology or a retraction if you will. I made multiple post and said a lot of bad, mean, degrading, and terrible things about Staxx.

I want to apologize. It was wrong of me and she did not deserve it and for this I am sorry. I have always tried to do the right thing but I must confess this time I was very wrong.

I will keep it short. I thought she was someone else, my feelings got hurt, It has been two months and it still feels like the death of a loved one.

There is no excuse for my lashing out. I had my eyes opened and I realize I only had myself to blame.

I never gave Staxx a review. She delivers as advertised. She was always excellent. Anyone that sees her will be grateful.

The fact that I am still affected by her after all this time means I have a problem and I will seek some help.

I promise to never speak of her again and I will be taking a needed break from all of this and work on fixing myself.

Again my apologies to anyone that my actions affected.

[Jcn1965]

Is she MSOG? I've thought about seeing her a couple times, but never pulled the trigger.

Not sure but I don't think it would be a problem I've always stayed whatever time we agreed to. It's always a good experience for me and she's a cool girl. But as always YMMV. Be safe.

[Greg254]

On my way to see foxy been there before so I know what to expect pretty business like but she is no drama soft soft ass and nice kitty. Think she leaves tomorrow but she comes around often. Be safe.

https://tryst.link/escort/msfoxykay

Is she MSOG? I've thought about seeing her a couple times, but never pulled the trigger.

[Greg254]

Can anybody recommend a provider that really does not go uncovered. Or is there no such thing?

Expensive girls (400+) usually have higher standards and won't take any BB. But these girls whose letting strangers run up in them for 100-200 is always going to be sketchy.

[BlkPaper]

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

Car dates only: I am out of dope and need money as soon as possible because I am dope sick and my dealer is waiting.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time."

Your welcome.

LOL. This was great. Stay in the game long enough and you know this is absolutely true.

[Geronimo808]

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

So we will name this "The crack ****** dictionary".

[KingOfGreece]

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

Car dates only: I am out of dope and need money as soon as possible because I am dope sick and my dealer is waiting.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time."

Your welcome.

[ReservedOne]

Which one is the best in your opinion?

Moon Palace.

[Datboicuz]

My apologies, It seems after I made a recommendation to another monger to try Club Pearl in Tyson's Corner my mail box blew up with request. Sorry for the delay. This place does multiple websites and are constantly changing thier names. The current listing is.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

https://www.discreetstory.com/lisa

https://www.jjclubs.net/kacy

They have Asian model types that usually have an ass, They give the typical meet and greet, help you undress, fold your clothes, take you by the hand to the bathroom, You will both do a mouthwash toast, Then into the shower and they will clean you real good crack and all. Give a little preview head. Then out of the shower dry you off and then rim job or even a rusty trombone. Then blow you and fuck you until your happy. Then they will clean you, dress you and tie your shoes and beg you to come back again soon. I strongly encourage and you should really try the variety there is a lot to be said for the difference between Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Cambodian lot of them have had boob jobs and I have even seen Japanese that have had Butt Jobs..

Which one is the best in your opinion?

[TopOfMorning18]

I saw her a few weeks ago before she moved over to the diamond. She was absolutely fantastic and absolutely a sweet heart but she's a user. She literally had a couple of boxes of nasal narcan in the cubby hole under the TV. Also had a butt plug but there's nothing wrong with that. 99% of these girls do and it shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone. That doesn't change the fact that she might be one of the best providers that I've seen.

[ReservedOne]

My apologies, It seems after I made a recommendation to another monger to try Club Pearl in Tyson's Corner my mail box blew up with request. Sorry for the delay. This place does multiple websites and are constantly changing thier names. The current listing is.

https://www.moonpalace.club/

https://www.discreetstory.com/lisa

https://www.jjclubs.net/kacy

They have Asian model types that usually have an ass, They give the typical meet and greet, help you undress, fold your clothes, take you by the hand to the bathroom, You will both do a mouthwash toast, Then into the shower and they will clean you real good crack and all. Give a little preview head. Then out of the shower dry you off and then rim job or even a rusty trombone. Then blow you and fuck you until your happy. Then they will clean you, dress you and tie your shoes and beg you to come back again soon. I strongly encourage and you should really try the variety there is a lot to be said for the difference between Korean, Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Cambodian lot of them have had boob jobs and I have even seen Japanese that have had Butt Jobs.

Other points of interest, usually located in nice condo or townhouse, they tell you where to park, give keypad codes for door and or elevators.

Plus they offer rates for 30, 45 or an hour.

Again I only hate the drive.

[Member #6855]

My girl is coming back so line them up Mongrels. Bbw. Throat has no bottom. Southside at bells. Do it.

J. splat.

If you're offering her number, your inbox is full.

[Bball0074]

Are you talking about the Tiny off of Tryst? Looked on the forum in the past. But "tiny" brings up some conversations with no links.

TIA.

Yes Tiny off of Tryst.

[Jcn1965]

I happened to click on some of the acs ones and some have a disclaimer saying we are a agency and the pictures may not be 100% accurate. Was that new or did I just miss that shit? At least they telling you upfront now lmao. Be safe.