Massage Parlor Reports

**Grimmy23** · 02-17-22 15:02

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Interesting post, Bo.

Intercourse is defined as:

1. dealings or communication between individuals, groups, countries, etc.

2. interchange of thoughts, feelings, etc.

3. sexual relations or a sexual coupling, especially coitus.

So of course we are having intercourse even if it's with a no touching Bamboo Andi (see points 1&2).

One factor to also consider is STD safety. There is zero danger with an expertly provided HJ by the Andi's of the AMP world but the feelings for the recipient are largely the same. Yes, it could be argued that perhaps CIP, CIM or CIA feels a bit better but it's a tradeoff to be evaluated by each monger. I usually stick with the expert HJ providers (as opposed to mechanics who don't care about you feelings) but do occasionally get the itch and visit F&C Lucy. To each his own.

I'm at the point in my mongering life where I don't even want FS anymore. Looking back at all of the FS mongering experiences I've had in my life, 90% of them have been nothing special. She hops on top and rides me to finish and it's over pretty quick, or I climb on top and maybe we change positions once or twice, but it has almost always felt like an "ok, let's get this over with" moment. There have been exceptions of course. Those are the other 10% that we all look for. I have found that more often than not, an expertly delivered HJ brings me more pleasure than a quickie FS session from someone who isn't really that into it.

By expertly delivered, I generally mean fully naked provider who gives a decent massage, does a lot of teasing, doesn't mind being mutually touched, and takes her time with a nice slow release (and doesn't just make me bust my nut in 30 seconds like most do). Those expert HJs are hard to come by, but when you find one it's pure bliss IMHO. Throw a little BBBJ into the mix and you've hit the jackpot.

**Danny2** · 02-17-22 14:57

Originally Posted by AsianMovie [View Original Post]

Is it OK to "accidentally" cum during a nuru session?. Will the girl freak out?.

That is the whole point of it LOL have fun!

**Nice Guy 99** · 02-17-22 13:35

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

I am trying to understand the logic behind the HJ providers. So they allow to touch kitty, tits, jerk you off. But don't get to full action. Doesn't make sense to me, what will change if I will putt my sausage in her bun? Aren't we already having intercourse when touching each other everywhere?

Interesting post, Bo.

Intercourse is defined as:

1. dealings or communication between individuals, groups, countries, etc.

2. interchange of thoughts, feelings, etc.

3. sexual relations or a sexual coupling, especially coitus.

So of course we are having intercourse even if it's with a no touching Bamboo Andi (see points 1&2).

One factor to also consider is STD safety. There is zero danger with an expertly provided HJ by the Andi's of the AMP world but the feelings for the recipient are largely the same. Yes, it could be argued that perhaps CIP, CIM or CIA feels a bit better but it's a tradeoff to be evaluated by each monger. I usually stick with the expert HJ providers (as opposed to mechanics who don't care about you feelings) but do occasionally get the itch and visit F&C Lucy. To each his own.

**Westttwon** · 02-17-22 13:32

Originally Posted by SlickJJ [View Original Post]

Whats the damage at Happy?

She wanted $.2 but I only had 150 and she took it.

Damage was 40 door, 110 for her. She liked me a lot and I got 2 pops out of it and number.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-17-22 13:04

I am trying to understand the logic behind the HJ providers. So they allow to touch kitty, tits, jerk you off. But don't get to full action. Doesn't make sense to me, what will change if I will putt my sausage in her bun? Aren't we already having intercourse when touching each other everywhere?

**LilBuddyGillig** · 02-17-22 12:06

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

This chick gets around. She works at a few places. They are b cups her tits weren't that small. LOL.

Still fun person she loves the anal stuff too!

Mary and Yuri are my new faves for Now at O Sp.

But an occasional Lina tops my week. Just text her ahead of time to see if she works at Elegant Massage in Cm or Emerald in Orange.

Where is Elegant in CM?

**Heartless Jay** · 02-17-22 02:24

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

Thiptara massage used to be good, but LE is on the street 24/7 it seems scouting the place.

Jerry, you trying to tell me thip ta ra has girls that play? This was my go to legit Thai place for over a decade. I witnessed the owner chasing a monger out the door, yelling this is not a god damn * house! I never got the slightest hint extras were on the menu, from anyone. But hey, maybe you were lucky that day.

**BigM1** · 02-17-22 02:11

What is q reflex? I'm curious to look them up in RM.

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

I will go first tried q reflex in Wm. Nice Viet gal.

Big tits and GFE names Anna.

$80 nude nuru. Sometimes I just like the tease. LOL no FS th this time. She said bring your own condom next time.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-17-22 01:54

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

Didn't know she was the owner.

When I first went there in 2018/19, I didnt ask for anything, she gave a good massage, stones, cracked my back, kept teasing the entire time, she said I know you want Happy Happy lol. I asked her if I could see her titties, she said if you comeback next time I ll show you, she was 28 when I saw her, probably 32/33 now

Second time, I got to see her big tits and sucked on them, she didn't show the kitty, my god she has the best naturals, goes well with her face. Total damage $95.

Third visit, same thing.

Fourth visit, she wanted me to tip 80-100 for the same thing, I passed. Settled for HJ but asked her for table shower after HJ finish, different experience, was nice

Fifth and sixth visit, I asked for CFS instead of HJ, she said she has boyfriend and doesn't do that, only hand job but she gave a good tease.

Seven, eight, nine, ten visit was just HJ, no enthusiasm, she had already stopped using hot stones and cracking the back! I used to see her for the massage, hot stones and she had good oils she used!

She was acting cocky at the end, so I stopped seeing her Fall 2020. She kept suggesting me to see her friend for extra stuff, but at that time I was meeting quality hoes in HX and was getting quality matches on Tinder / Hinge so I didn't go there since.

What size were titties?

**SlickJJ** · 02-17-22 01:25

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../20672756.html

Thanks, Phineas. Went there and it was a good time. A little sketch and don't even bother looking for a sign. For what it's worth they said sweet massage. Parking sucks and you walk through the back as that's where the parking lot is. Call ahead appt only. There were 3 girls when I went. They were all talking Vietnamese so you can assume. My girl was older 30's. Nice fake Ds. Loved seeing those puppies naked. Massage was great. Walking on the back, hot stones, good pressure. If you like them totally naked, she didn't. Dress bunched up at the mid section so that was that. CBJ into a few different positions. It was good. I'll be back. $40 for 30 minutes and $100 to her. Her name was Sushi. Thought it was Suzy but she ended up texting me her name. No negotiation so that was awesome. Just asked for money and took off. Didn't count it nor asked for more. I will have to see if I can get Nana next time.

**AsianMovie** · 02-17-22 00:41

Is it OK to "accidentally" cum during a nuru session?. Will the girl freak out?.

**Caribe** · 02-17-22 00:06

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

I don't feel as strongly as some about Cindy at My Happy but since she's gone, I wanted to check out the provider who replaced her. This afternoon, I went to check her out. Thankfully, road construction at Bolsa and Brookhurst was over so, no traffic jam.

What ever has been said about Cindy, Anna is worse. She's 5'6" and chubby. She wears a lot of eye makeup. She was wearing some sort of risqu black top, showing her fat back. I took one look at her and said hello then goodbye. So, I can't comment on her service. Her looks, alone, turned me off.

As far as I know, My Happy is still the bargain basement entry fee for a 60 minute session that gives extras but the providers I saw leave a lot to be desired.

As I was walking out I looked downstairs toward King Massage. Standing outside, maybe taking a break, was a buxom provider wearing a full body animal print Lycra outfit. She was quickly scooped up at a monger, given a kiss on the neck and taken inside. I don't know anything about King, located on the first floor west side of the building.

**Caribe** · 02-16-22 23:45

I don't feel as strongly as some about Cindy at My Happy but since she's gone, I wanted to check out the provider who replaced her. This afternoon, I went to check her out. Thankfully, road construction at Bolsa and Brookhurst was over so, no traffic jam.

What ever has been said about Cindy, Anna is worse. She's 5'6" and chubby. She wears a lot of eye makeup. She was wearing some sort of risqué black top, showing her fat back. I took one look at her and said hello then goodbye. So, I can't comment on her service. Her looks, alone, turned me off.

As far as I know, My Happy is still the bargain basement entry fee for a 60 minute session that gives extras but the providers I saw leave a lot to be desired.

**DreamFreez** · 02-16-22 22:50

Originally Posted by Kknm1 [View Original Post]

You are probably talking about Jennifer, she is the owner of the place if I assumed it correct. Used to ask for $60 for just a HJ, I heard some good stories of her from other people but it didn't work for me. Never went back ever since.

Didn't know she was the owner.

When I first went there in 2018/19, I didn’t ask for anything, she gave a good massage, stones, cracked my back, kept teasing the entire time, she said “I know you want Happy Happy” lol. I asked her if I could see her titties, she said if you comeback next time I ll show you, she was 28 when I saw her, probably 32/33 now

Second time, I got to see her big tits and sucked on them, she didn't show the kitty, my god she has the best naturals, goes well with her face. Total damage $95.

Third visit, same thing.

Fourth visit, she wanted me to tip 80-100 for the same thing, I passed. Settled for HJ but asked her for table shower after HJ finish, different experience, was nice

Fifth and sixth visit, I asked for CFS instead of HJ, she said she has boyfriend and doesn't do that, only hand job but she gave a good tease.

Seven, eight, nine, ten visit was just HJ, no enthusiasm, she had already stopped using hot stones and cracking the back! I used to see her for the massage, hot stones and she had good oils she used!

She was acting cocky at the end, so I stopped seeing her Fall 2020. She kept suggesting me to see her friend for extra stuff, but at that time I was meeting quality hoes in HX and was getting quality matches on Tinder / Hinge so I didn't go there since.