Massage Parlor Reports

[Brandino74]

Are walk-ins typically accepted at the AMPs in Portland?

Also, what's the typical rate here?

Always.

House money is generally 40-50/ hhr 60--70/ hr 90-100/1. 5 tips are all over the map and is a discussion that guys will never agree on, but for a standard HE finish you'll see guys tipping anywhere from 40-100.

[ThatGuy23]

Are walk-ins typically accepted at the AMPs in Portland?

Also, what's the typical rate here?

[ThatGuy23]

Younger attractive, yes. FS? That's questionable.

Also anyone know where Jenny from Q went?

No FS isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me. What's the damage here?

[Pounce]

Well, I finally had some free time so I decided to go check out the QJ. Had been many years since I got to relax and play with a Yo-yo and it is way better than when I played with them in my younger years.

This Yo-yo was responsive to everything. Massage was decent, the play time with the Yo-yo was the full experience.

Would definitely go back and can't complain as it is close by.

Have fun on your adventures everyone.

[Dexxzy]

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

Younger attractive, yes. FS? That's questionable.

Also anyone know where Jenny from Q went?

[WarpFactor69]

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

I've heard that this place has attractive women but they are always trying to raise prices and it's nearly impossible to get full service there.

[Sancho1999]

I took a field trip today and not saying where but maybe you can guess. ld.

Thanks for posting this. I'm still here and have been out a few times and have not posted. There seems to be t many lurkers and trolls here these days. Props to those who do and share it's just that a couple of the places I posted about got slammed after I wrote about them.

I will share how I find places. I simply look for a normal business on Google maps like WinCo on 102nd. Then I zero in on it and then select near by and enter massage spa in the query and Viola.

I see places I've never seen posted here before.

Just saying, I hope Admin approves this post better yet I hope it helps. Your Unicorn is out there grasshoppers!

[Smith1968]

I am heading to PDX this coming Thursday and will be in need of a stress release after a long flight. Looking for somewhere not too far off of 205 between the airport and I5. I have searched and nothing has jumped out as a must stop. I would appreciate some recommendations. Looking for all natural under 30 cute thin with full menu. You know the unicorn. Thanks.

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

[Ternymph]

I am heading to PDX this coming Thursday and will be in need of a stress release after a long flight. Looking for somewhere not too far off of 205 between the airport and I5. I have searched and nothing has jumped out as a must stop. I would appreciate some recommendations. Looking for all natural under 30 cute thin with full menu. You know the unicorn. Thanks.

[AverageJoseph]

Okay I might get some hate for this post but I just have to share. So I thought I would treat myself to something different for a change. Heard tell that the Tna girls are the way to go so I thought I'd give it a shot. Contacted this one Saturday never heard back so went to an AMP instead. Later I texted her again and she finally responded so I said can we meet tomorrow around noon she said yea txt me around 10 or 11. Next day texted around 11 asked for the details. Nothing. Noon rolls around she texts back saying sorry she was at the dog park. Okay no biggie I txt back send me the details. Nothing for the rest of the day so around 5 I text back and say thanks for helping me dodge your crappy service. She comes back with a story about how she was in a car accident. Sends pictures of her in the hospital along with screenshots of her Tna reviews as evidence of her greatness, all 4 star complaining about lateness with excuses like I got pulled over or I couldn't find the hotel blah blah blah. I felt bad for a second. Then I looked at the pics of her in the hospital again, one clearly shows her hospital wrist band. So of course I zoom in. Low and behold there is her full real name date of birth and sex. Says she is female okay. Also says she is 30 and born in 89'. Well I am now math wiz but come on. So I cropped the zoomed shot and sent it back and complimented her on her camera, followed by a screenshot of her mugshot. Haven't heard back yet. I think ill stick to AMPs from now on. So if you are slow she got into a car accident 3 years ago and saved the pics for a rainy day. Also there is a clue here to who she is. She posts daily. Not ugly but, not hot either cute maybe. Her nose looks like a dick and her tits are like 2 sandwich baggies half filled with water. She says she lives near Hawthorne. Pm if you'd like to know who to avoid.

If you are among the people asking for more info. Please help with a useful trade of sorts. This was mostly for entertainment but seems to have garnered some attention. As much as I'd like to get even I will not give her actual name just screen name. Unless your intel proves very useful. IE. Attractive younger skilled etc. AMP or escort either way helps.

[AverageJoseph]

Okay I might get some hate for this post but I just have to share. So I thought I would treat myself to something different for a change. Heard tell that the Tna girls are the way to go so I thought I'd give it a shot. Contacted this one Saturday never heard back so went to an AMP instead. Later I texted her again and she finally responded so I said can we meet tomorrow around noon she said yea txt me around 10 or 11. Next day texted around 11 asked for the details. Nothing. Noon rolls around she texts back saying sorry she was at the dog park. Okay no biggie I txt back send me the details. Nothing for the rest of the day so around 5 I text back and say thanks for helping me dodge your crappy service. She comes back with a story about how she was in a car accident. Sends pictures of her in the hospital along with screenshots of her Tna reviews as evidence of her greatness, all 4 star complaining about lateness with excuses like I got pulled over or I couldn't find the hotel blah blah blah. I felt bad for a second. Then I looked at the pics of her in the hospital again, one clearly shows her hospital wrist band. So of course I zoom in. Low and behold there is her full real name date of birth and sex. Says she is female okay. Also says she is 30 and born in 89'. Well I am now math wiz but come on. So I cropped the zoomed shot and sent it back and complimented her on her camera, followed by a screenshot of her mugshot. Haven't heard back yet. I think ill stick to AMPs from now on. So if you are slow she got into a car accident 3 years ago and saved the pics for a rainy day. Also there is a clue here to who she is. She posts daily. Not ugly but, not hot either cute maybe. Her nose looks like a dick and her tits are like 2 sandwich baggies half filled with water. She says she lives near Hawthorne. Pm if you'd like to know who to avoid.

[WestSidePunter]

Could you be more specific? There are multiple locations of Sesame Donuts and not sure where the other one is you're referring to either. I usually grab a card at the front of the shop so I know the name and the address I try to list either the name of the shop or the cross streets when I write reviews.

That's got to be the brand new one on Oleson. The other one is on Gem, I'll lay odds.

[WarpFactor69]

Back in the area and I've hit up a few places. Here's a couple that offered no extras so save your time and money unless your looking for a good to great massage.

Spot behind sesame donuts appears to be legit. Massage was fantastic so I was really hoping for a HE.

Across from cedar hills next to the jack is another spot. Massage was good but it's self service if you like that type of thing.

Could you be more specific? There are multiple locations of Sesame Donuts and not sure where the other one is you're referring to either. I usually grab a card at the front of the shop so I know the name and the address I try to list either the name of the shop or the cross streets when I write reviews.

[AznVrep]

Back in the area and I've hit up a few places. Here's a couple that offered no extras so save your time and money unless your looking for a good to great massage.

Spot behind sesame donuts appears to be legit. Massage was fantastic so I was really hoping for a HE.

Across from cedar hills next to the jack is another spot. Massage was good but it's self service if you like that type of thing.

[Dave89]

Hello fellas, was wondering if anyone could give me a spot to get a BBBJ in Vancouver or in NoPo. I seem to only find CBJ lately. Feel free to DM and I'll trade info on spots I've been.

Cheers.

Let me know if you do?.