Massage Parlor Reports

[Pounce]

Well, I finally had some free time so I decided to go check out the QJ. Had been many years since I got to relax and play with a Yo-yo and it is way better than when I played with them in my younger years.

This Yo-yo was responsive to everything. Massage was decent, the play time with the Yo-yo was the full experience.

Would definitely go back and can't complain as it is close by.

Have fun on your adventures everyone.

[Dexxzy]

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

Younger attractive, yes. FS? That's questionable.

Also anyone know where Jenny from Q went?

[WarpFactor69]

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

I've heard that this place has attractive women but they are always trying to raise prices and it's nearly impossible to get full service there.

[Sancho1999]

I took a field trip today and not saying where but maybe you can guess. ld.

Thanks for posting this. I'm still here and have been out a few times and have not posted. There seems to be t many lurkers and trolls here these days. Props to those who do and share it's just that a couple of the places I posted about got slammed after I wrote about them.

I will share how I find places. I simply look for a normal business on Google maps like WinCo on 102nd. Then I zero in on it and then select near by and enter massage spa in the query and Viola.

I see places I've never seen posted here before.

Just saying, I hope Admin approves this post better yet I hope it helps. Your Unicorn is out there grasshoppers!

[Smith1968]

I am heading to PDX this coming Thursday and will be in need of a stress release after a long flight. Looking for somewhere not too far off of 205 between the airport and I5. I have searched and nothing has jumped out as a must stop. I would appreciate some recommendations. Looking for all natural under 30 cute thin with full menu. You know the unicorn. Thanks.

Wonderland on Sandy Blvd would be a good spot.

[Ternymph]

I am heading to PDX this coming Thursday and will be in need of a stress release after a long flight. Looking for somewhere not too far off of 205 between the airport and I5. I have searched and nothing has jumped out as a must stop. I would appreciate some recommendations. Looking for all natural under 30 cute thin with full menu. You know the unicorn. Thanks.

[AverageJoseph]

Okay I might get some hate for this post but I just have to share. So I thought I would treat myself to something different for a change. Heard tell that the Tna girls are the way to go so I thought I'd give it a shot. Contacted this one Saturday never heard back so went to an AMP instead. Later I texted her again and she finally responded so I said can we meet tomorrow around noon she said yea txt me around 10 or 11. Next day texted around 11 asked for the details. Nothing. Noon rolls around she texts back saying sorry she was at the dog park. Okay no biggie I txt back send me the details. Nothing for the rest of the day so around 5 I text back and say thanks for helping me dodge your crappy service. She comes back with a story about how she was in a car accident. Sends pictures of her in the hospital along with screenshots of her Tna reviews as evidence of her greatness, all 4 star complaining about lateness with excuses like I got pulled over or I couldn't find the hotel blah blah blah. I felt bad for a second. Then I looked at the pics of her in the hospital again, one clearly shows her hospital wrist band. So of course I zoom in. Low and behold there is her full real name date of birth and sex. Says she is female okay. Also says she is 30 and born in 89'. Well I am now math wiz but come on. So I cropped the zoomed shot and sent it back and complimented her on her camera, followed by a screenshot of her mugshot. Haven't heard back yet. I think ill stick to AMPs from now on. So if you are slow she got into a car accident 3 years ago and saved the pics for a rainy day. Also there is a clue here to who she is. She posts daily. Not ugly but, not hot either cute maybe. Her nose looks like a dick and her tits are like 2 sandwich baggies half filled with water. She says she lives near Hawthorne. Pm if you'd like to know who to avoid.

If you are among the people asking for more info. Please help with a useful trade of sorts. This was mostly for entertainment but seems to have garnered some attention. As much as I'd like to get even I will not give her actual name just screen name. Unless your intel proves very useful. IE. Attractive younger skilled etc. AMP or escort either way helps.

[AverageJoseph]

Okay I might get some hate for this post but I just have to share. So I thought I would treat myself to something different for a change. Heard tell that the Tna girls are the way to go so I thought I'd give it a shot. Contacted this one Saturday never heard back so went to an AMP instead. Later I texted her again and she finally responded so I said can we meet tomorrow around noon she said yea txt me around 10 or 11. Next day texted around 11 asked for the details. Nothing. Noon rolls around she texts back saying sorry she was at the dog park. Okay no biggie I txt back send me the details. Nothing for the rest of the day so around 5 I text back and say thanks for helping me dodge your crappy service. She comes back with a story about how she was in a car accident. Sends pictures of her in the hospital along with screenshots of her Tna reviews as evidence of her greatness, all 4 star complaining about lateness with excuses like I got pulled over or I couldn't find the hotel blah blah blah. I felt bad for a second. Then I looked at the pics of her in the hospital again, one clearly shows her hospital wrist band. So of course I zoom in. Low and behold there is her full real name date of birth and sex. Says she is female okay. Also says she is 30 and born in 89'. Well I am now math wiz but come on. So I cropped the zoomed shot and sent it back and complimented her on her camera, followed by a screenshot of her mugshot. Haven't heard back yet. I think ill stick to AMPs from now on. So if you are slow she got into a car accident 3 years ago and saved the pics for a rainy day. Also there is a clue here to who she is. She posts daily. Not ugly but, not hot either cute maybe. Her nose looks like a dick and her tits are like 2 sandwich baggies half filled with water. She says she lives near Hawthorne. Pm if you'd like to know who to avoid.

[WestSidePunter]

Could you be more specific? There are multiple locations of Sesame Donuts and not sure where the other one is you're referring to either. I usually grab a card at the front of the shop so I know the name and the address I try to list either the name of the shop or the cross streets when I write reviews.

That's got to be the brand new one on Oleson. The other one is on Gem, I'll lay odds.

[WarpFactor69]

Back in the area and I've hit up a few places. Here's a couple that offered no extras so save your time and money unless your looking for a good to great massage.

Spot behind sesame donuts appears to be legit. Massage was fantastic so I was really hoping for a HE.

Across from cedar hills next to the jack is another spot. Massage was good but it's self service if you like that type of thing.

Could you be more specific? There are multiple locations of Sesame Donuts and not sure where the other one is you're referring to either. I usually grab a card at the front of the shop so I know the name and the address I try to list either the name of the shop or the cross streets when I write reviews.

[AznVrep]

Back in the area and I've hit up a few places. Here's a couple that offered no extras so save your time and money unless your looking for a good to great massage.

Spot behind sesame donuts appears to be legit. Massage was fantastic so I was really hoping for a HE.

Across from cedar hills next to the jack is another spot. Massage was good but it's self service if you like that type of thing.

[Dave89]

Hello fellas, was wondering if anyone could give me a spot to get a BBBJ in Vancouver or in NoPo. I seem to only find CBJ lately. Feel free to DM and I'll trade info on spots I've been.

Cheers.

Let me know if you do?.

[AverageJoseph]

So I returned to a spot that I had given up on in SE. Went once before thought it was ok. The girl was cute nice breasts, a little belly decent personality very cute. Massage was good pressure, no real finesse or oil for that matter. Eventually, she straddled my butt and began rocking her hips. At that point my hands were all over and she didn't seem to mind. She had me flip and proceeded negotiations. She is a little greedy so I stretched the budget. Went for CBJ and DATY HE. Someone else came and interrupted, she put him in a room and came back for me. She has a little more carpet than I prefer but she really gets off on it, which is always good with me. Got the full hour and left happy. Then I read some reviews here that lead me to believe that it's not worth a visit.

Well tonight I was nearby and decided I'd give her one more try. Around 9 pm. This time went much better same start as last time after 15 minutes I flipped. No negotiation just handed her the same as last time plus an extra 20, showed her my empty wallet and apologized, she said next time ok? Got an excellent CBJ 69 then DATY and CFS mish then doggy she was really letting me go at it from behind. I even slowed down and she would want more. At the hour mark another customer came in. I kinda felt bad for both of them. She is going to be sore tomorrow, so am I though. Hope my knee doesn't swell up. I will repeat mostly because I really like when they get into it. Plus its close. Bonus!

I guess the point is that you can't always trust all these reviews since YMMV rules apply. Also sometimes an extra 20 makes all the difference.

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped by this evening met Sophia, forgot the other girls name. Sophia was the older of the two, but still plenty attractive. The younger one had straight shortish hair, skinny legs, good English. She seemed tired and like she didn't want to be there. She tried to pawn me off to Sophia, the two seemed to be almost in a disagreement about which should service me. The vibe turned me off so I left. If anyone has good experiences with either of these ladies please contact me. I don't mind returning on a different day to see if the atmosphere is more fun and inviting.

On to the next.

[WarpFactor69]

Wangchao Foot: this place is in a shared entrance building, very close to an Indian grocery store. Met two ladies there, one older, plain, not much personality, the other on the thick heavy side. Wasn't feeling any chemistry, on to the next.

Asian Flower on Hart, Beaverton: Candy was my go-to lady here. We did everything and she squirmed with delight during daty. Unfortunately, she is in L. A. Now. Only one lady there when I dropped by recently, not enough interest for me to stay. I miss Candy.

Quiet and Health: stopped by again, wanting to see what the confusion was concerning this location on 109th, and another place one street over on 110th. Quiet and Health is definitely closed, phone number no longer in service, and has been that way since at least last October. I continue to not trust information from the guy that posted in October, saying he stumbled on it after detouring bad traffic, and claiming he went there a second time within a week. He has not responded to my previous post concerning this mysterious place, so to anyone else, no it's not you.

Natures Massage and Foot, 110th, Beaverton: this place is one street over from the closed Quiet and Health building, the two properties almost touch each other. I met two pleasant ladies there earlier this week, but I chose not to stay. Maybe some other time.

Fang Aromatherapy, TV hwy, Aloha: This place is upstairs from and attached to A Cut Above Pawn. I have met two ladies here, Cherry and Lisa. Lisa is very kind, shorter, sort of Thai / Filipino looking, but I'm pretty sure she is Chinese. Cherry is taller, prettier, longer hair. She was playful and led me by the hand back to our room. Excellent quality detailed massage both front and back. Standard ending, I don't think much else is available here, but who knows? I would see her again, we had good chemistry. The other lady seems worth a try also.