Massage Parlor Reports

**SitBackNRelax** · 02-16-22 13:01

Well I'm just sitting here thinking, about the ridiculous.

Prices that we pay. I would just like to throw something out there.

Because quite a few times I have over paid for bad service.

I know everyone pays what they want but it would.

Be great to have some type of guide. Trust me I don't mind paying for.

Good service. Like when you go to a restaurant we.

Don't tip for bad services.

Massage half hour no extra not attractive. 4.

Massage half hour w / extra attractive. 8 L1.

Massage half hour w / extra attractive L2 . $.

Massage half hour attractive beautiful L3 $ .25.

One Hour great massage strictly by the book. 8.

One hour decent massage roaming freely L1 $.20.

One hour massage cute sexy great attitude L2 $.40.

One hour massage cute sexy dirty talk L3 $.60.

QV (15) minutes pump dump. 6 regardless of beauty.

Guys your input would be great. If you think this.

Is dumb for whatever reason then disregard.

Happy hunting mongers.

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**LTlurker53** · 02-16-22 11:22

Originally Posted by MongerMax [View Original Post]

I nominate Victor DL for president! I like the way you think brother.

It's all relative with some of these girls / ladies. Which do you think are worse in terms of too little action for too much money? The Korean shops or the Chinese shops? I believe the Korean shops are more likely too offer too little for too much.

But, I remember Lana and her band of Russian chicks back in the day at the beach.they were down right expensive! But, it was like I was in a trance and I'd just say "ok" and I'd pay to play.

Hey, I've there's a Brazilian place on San Jose somewhere?

Be safe.

Oh how I miss Lana and her lovely Russian ladies.

**SitBackNRelax** · 02-16-22 09:20

Originally Posted by Scooter6 [View Original Post]

I have personally never been to any massage place. But I really am in need of a true good massage.

Doesn't really HAVE to be anything beyond that, but I wouldn't complain if rates are reasonable enough even for a good L1 (not jackhammer style LOL).

Not really hung up on age per se, someone decent looking and I do like Asian girls so haha.

PM is fine. Just looking for a good recommendation. And I know from reading on here to act like I've been there before etc LOL.

Baymeadows area is good around lunch time for me or reasonably close to UNF evenings.

As I said, PM is fine too. But my neck and shoulders are killing me so would like at least a good massage.

Thanks for any intel.

There is one place I go to for great massage, No extras but you can free roam a bit.

The place is called Zen Zen, the massages are excellent and the lady.

Has good conversation. Price 70 dollars per hour.

**MongerMax** · 02-16-22 01:22

I nominate Victor DL for president! I like the way you think brother.

It's all relative with some of these girls / ladies. Which do you think are worse in terms of too little action for too much money? The Korean shops or the Chinese shops? I believe the Korean shops are more likely too offer too little for too much.

But, I remember Lana and her band of Russian chicks back in the day at the beach.they were down right expensive! But, it was like I was in a trance and I'd just say "ok" and I'd pay to play.

Hey, I've there's a Brazilian place on San Jose somewhere?

Be safe.

Originally Posted by VictorDL [View Original Post]

IMO if they want bigger tips they should offer better service. For 80 she better be sitting on my face while doing l1, and fully nude. 100 plus bonus for good work for FS and if they want PT level tips they should give PSE or GFE level service.

**VictorDL** · 02-15-22 23:31

IMO if they want bigger tips they should offer better service. For 80 she better be sitting on my face while doing l1, and fully nude. 100 plus bonus for good work for FS and if they want PT level tips they should give PSE or GFE level service.

**MongerMax** · 02-15-22 18:26

Just sayin.

Gas, milk, bread, even rent. Most of these parlors pay around 2 k a month and some pay more, even double that depending on the plaza. So I'm sure they feel it too. The house / masseuse split 50/50 based on a dollar per minute.

So, a 30 minute massage = 15 $ for masseuse & balance of collected amount (usually 60 $) so that'd be $45.00 for house.

60 minutes she gets 30 $ house gets 50 $.

90 minutes she gets 45 $ and house would get 65 $ if the amount collected was 110 $.

So yeah they'll work you for the tips and even lie and say house gets all the money.

That said, I don't want to pay more than I have to either buy I prefer to surprise them from time to time with a good tip or a small gift or favor and I find I get much more mileage. When I haggle, neither of us are happy.

To each his own.

Originally Posted by SitBackNRelax [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers,

I log on every day to read your inputs and gathered useful.

Information. But I got to say these prices that we're being charged is off the scale. Just this past week.

I stopped in for a massage off San Jose blvd mandarin area. I walked into the AMP, a lady greeted me.

At the door. Cute Asian chic nice body, and she was wearing shorts loose fitting. I undressed got.

On the table face down, she say to me what you want? I said full body massage she said 80.00 I said ok.

She started with a nice tingly massage, I could feel her hands all over the jewels, I flipped over, I was at full.

Attention, she said what else do I want and she pointed at big Willy, I said yes, then she said extra. 8, I said.

No way too much. Bottom line I talked her down to. 8 total. I only got a good L1.

**Citadel** · 02-15-22 15:54

Visiting near Mayo and have some free time tomorrow. I have looked through without many clues so if anyone has a connection for a Latin or home massage (non-AMP), I would be appreciative. My Uber driver was a hot Venezuela girl but didnt bite. If you're ever up 95 past NC and need a lead, give me a holler. Meanwhile, how to find a Latin or at least clean non-Asian.

Cheers and be safe.

**SitBackNRelax** · 02-15-22 15:04

Hey fellow mongers,

I log on every day to read your inputs and gathered useful.

Information. But I got to say these prices that we're being charged is off the scale. Just this past week.

I stopped in for a massage off San Jose blvd mandarin area. I walked into the AMP, a lady greeted me.

At the door. Cute Asian chic nice body, and she was wearing shorts loose fitting. I undressed got.

On the table face down, she say to me what you want? I said full body massage she said 80.00 I said ok.

She started with a nice tingly massage, I could feel her hands all over the jewels, I flipped over, I was at full.

Attention, she said what else do I want and she pointed at big Willy, I said yes, then she said extra. 8, I said.

No way too much. Bottom line I talked her down to. 8 total. I only got a good L1.

The massage was basic. For a quick visit. 8 to a full $. I understand some of the massages are.

With it, but a lot of them are not. I just think we're paying too much. I am a bargain shopper. Not trying to be.

Like I know it all. The massage I visited was by bucheralic dental.

**CovidSucks19** · 02-15-22 07:17

Originally Posted by OldSchool [View Original Post]

You are 100% correct. I don't think he looked at the link and understood when I also said good luck. The pictures are stolen from Angel Wicky of France.

I realized the insta after I posted. I think I was just way too hopeful.

**Old School** · 02-14-22 21:06

Originally Posted by DuvalLife [View Original Post]

There is no way that is her. Just based on the IG they stole the pics from and the address in the ad. Good luck tho!

You are 100% correct. I don't think he looked at the link and understood when I also said good luck. The pictures are stolen from Angel Wicky of France.