Massage Parlor Reports

**Porkys1980** · 02-10-22 19:18

Originally Posted by UncleLumpyLap [View Original Post]

Visited the new FC in SA.

I believe the provider was Lulu.

Exactly what you wold expect.

I Started with BBFIV to test the waters. She wore a short dress with everything accessible.

She responded with BBT (Broke back tease) then the flip.

More teasing with some BBHJ and BBDFK with tits hanging out and some dirty talk. She was like the Asian version of the mom from the golden girls, it was sexy.

It seems like all was available.

Got the full service tune up for $.

Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.

**Porkys1980** · 02-10-22 17:34

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Are you going to do a review on First Class Massage?

I found it using Google maps.

BTW welcome to the forum and I'll be waiting for your first review.

FC and F& C are two different places.

Lucy is at Reflexology behind the Fish and chips lol.

**RedRoddddd** · 02-10-22 17:16

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere. I suspect this is what's going on here, except they've figured out a clever way to get the pawns to actually pay money to be pawns. Just a guess. That would make these shops huge loss leaders. They aren't making any money by running these two locations, but they more than make up for it with the other MPs they get people to open.

I went there 5 or 6 years back. 19 or 20 year old hottie with a plaid shirt tied around her DDs (what they called a uniform). Had a sexy 30 minute massage for two Andrew Jacksons. With 3 minutes left she said she can do a BBBJ for $. Nope, I'm not the Flash, so I declined. On the to do list, but now yeah $$ to get in the door, I'm not paying for her DDs. I walked in once last year to verify the door fee. Viet hottie in the adds and videos was there, probably shopping for shoes on her iPad. Yes, it is $$. That's like 3 hours at Bamboo, 2 trips to Lucy, 2 Disneyland tickets, FS anywhere else with a steak dinner afterwards. Probably $$$ laundering for some gang. I still would like to find out what's behind the red panties, I mean curtain. Anybody have an extra $$ for 'R&D purposes?

**Porkys1980** · 02-10-22 16:17

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

Love these ones in Costa mesa.

Elegant Massage younger and hot ones working here. Make sure you call first they are always busy and fresh talent daily.

Magic spa / older ones but know what they do as a pro for sure.

Eden spa / cute older ones in their late 40's w big tots. Sure can ring a bell.

Worst AMP ones.

Total relax spa is more like total rip off. Gave a girl $60 for hand j and ended up with a twisted arm.

Tranquil Thai / the old Jojo has a nice figure but crappy attitude.

Thanks Jerryx. I went to Elegant Massage in CM. Apple was hot young one there! Thanks for the heads up.

**Porkys1980** · 02-10-22 16:15

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere..

Who cares LOL move on. [Deleted by Admin]

**Grimmy23** · 02-10-22 15:31

Originally Posted by MinnyMassage [View Original Post]

How close is what they are doing at Palms to being "real" nuru? They advertise VIP with real nuru gel, but that doesn't guarantee it's good.

I haven't been to Palms, but the sister spa Havana charges extra for real nuru gel. That in itself isn't worth the cost as the service is very much the same. To get the full effect you need the air mattress setup. The only place I've ever had it was in Asia and it was quite messy, but tons of fun.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-10-22 15:29

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible..

I find this absolutely fascinating. What's the angle and HTF exactly does this thing work? The guy in the pics looks like such a putz that he could be on of us. I want to figure this out, but the Nancy Drew in me doesn't want to end up in a dumpster with a Colombian necktie. This requires caution and the superior intellect of a lifelong monger that may actually need to take this seriously. Does anyone have any actual 411 on this? Not speculation, but real information? Thanks in advance. Meanwhile, I will consider how and if I shall pursue this further.

**MinnyMassage** · 02-10-22 15:23

How close is what they are doing at Palms to being "real" nuru? They advertise VIP with real nuru gel, but that doesn't guarantee it's good.

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Most of the "Nuru" providers aren't really doing Nuru. They're just doing a little front and back oil rub and finishing with 2 minutes of body slide and a HJ. That's not really nuru. Real nuru involves the special seaweed based gel and a lot of slippery time with you and the provider on an air mattress, and it's worth every penny you pay for it. I don't really know of anyone in the area who's doing real nuru right now though. I

As the previous poster said, you can get FS for cheaper, but quite honestly I don't find most FS sessions that enjoyable. Even if it's with a hot girl, 90% of the time FS is just get you off as quickly as possible so she can get on to the next customer. There are exceptions of course, but I find a nice nuru with a hot girl and a great HJ release far more enjoyable. As with anything else, you have to find that special provider who satisfies your needs, but I'd much rather have a top notch HJ than a run of the mill lay any day. That may just be me in my old age though - priorities change over time.

**Grimmy23** · 02-10-22 14:46

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

Anyone else notice the nuru rates have gone up. I see so many providers charging 180-200 for a half hour long session. Curious if anyone out there is paying that? At what amount do you say no more being that you can get FS for around the same. 180-200 seems pricey for a handjob. I don't care how hot you are.

Most of the "Nuru" providers aren't really doing Nuru. They're just doing a little front and back oil rub and finishing with 2 minutes of body slide and a HJ. That's not really nuru. Real nuru involves the special seaweed based gel and a lot of slippery time with you and the provider on an air mattress, and it's worth every penny you pay for it. I don't really know of anyone in the area who's doing real nuru right now though. I

As the previous poster said, you can get FS for cheaper, but quite honestly I don't find most FS sessions that enjoyable. Even if it's with a hot girl, 90% of the time FS is just get you off as quickly as possible so she can get on to the next customer. There are exceptions of course, but I find a nice nuru with a hot girl and a great HJ release far more enjoyable. As with anything else, you have to find that special provider who satisfies your needs, but I'd much rather have a top notch HJ than a run of the mill lay any day. That may just be me in my old age though - priorities change over time.

**MinnyMassage** · 02-10-22 14:43

Speaking only for myself, I would enjoy a good Nuru session more than most of the FS sessions (which tend to be a average) at that price point. LOL. Maybe I'm missing out on something. But, in the weeks after a good Nuru, you're quite possibly still thinking about it. And couldn't care less how the finish came about. Plus, most FS sessions aren't an hour at that price range.

As for the prices in general, they don't strike me (coming from the Midwest) as that bad for a Legit Nuru session. At many places that is the average cost for a sensual body massage (HJ ending) which IMO isn't as awesome as Nuru.

And to even have that option is amazing. Many places have zero Nuru options.

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

Anyone else notice the nuru rates have gone up. I see so many providers charging 180-200 for a half hour long session. Curious if anyone out there is paying that? At what amount do you say no more being that you can get FS for around the same. 180-200 seems pricey for a handjob. I don't care how hot you are.

**Illeffeqt** · 02-10-22 14:28

Originally Posted by JerryX [View Original Post]

Love these ones in Costa mesa.

Elegant Massage younger and hot ones working here. Make sure you call first they are always busy and fresh talent daily.

Magic spa / older ones but know what they do as a pro for sure.

Eden spa / cute older ones in their late 40's w big tots. Sure can ring a bell.

Worst AMP ones.

Total relax spa is more like total rip off. Gave a girl $60 for hand j and ended up with a twisted arm.

Tranquil Thai / the old Jojo has a nice figure but crappy attitude.

Thanks! Been to a bunch in CM and never heard of these. Elegant looks pretty UTR but promising, will give it a shot.

**MongerMan37** · 02-10-22 13:16

Anyone else notice the nuru rates have gone up. I see so many providers charging 180-200 for a half hour long session. Curious if anyone out there is paying that? At what amount do you say no more being that you can get FS for around the same. 180-200 seems pricey for a handjob. I don't care how hot you are.

**Danzigx138** · 02-10-22 12:51

This is a long one but I'm pretty stoked on this. It's really hard to find a good femdom and when I heard a bomb blonde babe was doing it I was sold. Once Elle walked in I was absolutely floored. I'd heard she was beautiful from other reviews but god damn she is legitimately a model. 10/10 face with ridiculously deep blue eyes, 10/10 body she's in incredible shape, incredible D's, and a nice round beautiful butt to complement the rest of her figure. She asked if I'd done a domme sesh before, told her I haven't here and she asked what I'm into. She's very VERY good at taking control yet making you feel comfortable, and was respectful of my boundaries. Really friendly and kind and caring, but also able to command the room in an instant. It took us a second to find our groove as I'm not into the typical femdom stuff like humiliation / pain, more into the teasing aspect of it. She suggested a mix of nuru / domme session which ended up being ideal for me. The massage was great, she's actually good at it and hits the right spots and applies a great amount of pressure. On the flip oh my her smile / figure especially her D's is heaven. She tied my hands and dommed the hell out of me, most notably making me ask permission to talk and teasing and edging me. Incredible technique that got me finished real quick due to her eye contact and ridiculous looks. Would recommend Elle for a femdom session 1000 times over, it was more enjoyable than a few of my professional femdom sessions. Overall especially if you're into traditional femdom stuff, Elle is your domme no questions asked. As a nuru provider if you're into bomb blonde babes that seem genuinely very concerned with making sure you enjoy yourself, Elle is your provider. I think she said she's there Wednesday and Friday or Sundays. Wednesday for sure.

**Connaisseur** · 02-10-22 12:43

Originally Posted by RobbingHood [View Original Post]

Any tips at LF 109? Thinking of going after work tomorrow but don't know who to ask for and what to expect. Any help would be appreciated! Tried 106 next door and wasn't too impressed. Not even close to what they call "nuru" massage.

Text them and ask who is available that day; you want to see Carmila or Amanda (Carmila I think works just Fridays and Sundays). They are well-organized, and these girls are hot. They expect you to set the donation on the counter beforehand, depending on what you negotiate. Personally I am not a fan of Nuru, so I usually request full-nude HJ. Carmila takes her time teasing and GFing with you as she builds up tension.

Report your findings!

Conn.

**Grimmy23** · 02-10-22 12:06

Originally Posted by Ocdtnb [View Original Post]

YES! I found this place about a year ago and the website, youtube channel, IG content. It all doesn't make any sense. I live near there and drive by all the time. I lurked it one time and saw 4 of the ladies pile out of a car in matching dresses with Starbucks drinks and go inside, like they were finishing a lunch break. Honestly, I'm stumped! I was so curious at one point that I just walked in and chatted up the girls for a minute or 2 like "so. Is this real?" They were super friendly and the one asian girl who does most of the talking was trying to get me to book right then. There was a cutie who must have been 19 who opened the door for me and escorted me down the hall to the front desk. I would absolutely love to fuck her. Without a doubt. But it just seems too good to be true. Do they really let you pay them to fuck and then leave? Or do they take your money and turn you into Soilent Green in a back room? I honestly don't know! I want it to be real. But I'm just not sure. Has anyone else been here?

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere. I suspect this is what's going on here, except they've figured out a clever way to get the pawns to actually pay money to be pawns. Just a guess. That would make these shops huge loss leaders. They aren't making any money by running these two locations, but they more than make up for it with the other MPs they get people to open.