Massage Parlor Reports

**JerryX** · 02-09-22 20:48

Love these ones in Costa mesa.

Elegant Massage younger and hot ones working here. Make sure you call first they are always busy and fresh talent daily.

Magic spa / older ones but know what they do as a pro for sure.

Eden spa / cute older ones in their late 40's w big tots. Sure can ring a bell.

Worst AMP ones.

Total relax spa is more like total rip off. Gave a girl $60 for hand j and ended up with a twisted arm.

Tranquil Thai / the old Jojo has a nice figure but crappy attitude.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-09-22 20:16

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.

Which one has nana with big ol titties?

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 19:21

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Newbies don't just get handed the keys to the buffet. You must earn intel by first sharing intel. And good stuff, not just reruns from Bamboo. You're here, you must have monger info of your own. Let's hear some!

Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.

**TobeYoung** · 02-09-22 17:33

Used to be the spot with hot latinas, but talent has gone way downhill the last year. Covid messed it all up. Glad you got a pop. I use to get 2 pops every time.

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else. I head over to Brookhurst Acupuncture since there's a RM review posted 5 days ago and open daily, they have to be in business still right? Nope door is locked too, place looks completely empty from the tinted windows to Alright, third time's a charm so I go over to the place titled "Hot Latina Massage" on RM (have also seen it referred to as Passion Massage) located on 1807 Katella. The little courtyard in that place gave me ominous vibes for some reason. Door was locked and no one answered the door when I rang the bell. What the hell does RM have the wrong business hours and are all MPs closed Sundays usually? All the providers at church?

Disgruntled and blue balled, I give up and decide to head home. On the way back, I notice Star's Therapy on Glassell in Orange. I was always curious about this place so I made a stop. I was greeted by a young Mexican papasan. $50 for 30 min. The provider I got was Mia, light skin kinda thick Mexican with fake boobs and butt. Friendly and made small talk, English was ok. Massage was basically non existent LOL. She put some type of hot pad / heat compress (thing on my back, lightly massaged my upper back, and massaged my head for like a couple minutes. After that, she asks what I want, so I tell her FS. Didn't request a specific amount but I donated $120. She grinded on me with her panties on, then gave a CBJ. For the CFS we started in doggy, finished in missionary. Said she works Sundays. Would probably come back for Latina FS, but I could get a decent massage with FS at my ATF or other AMPs. Curious about the other talent here though.

Probably not going to go to Anaheim in the near future at least since I struck out so bad on my first three choices LOL. Was considering King's Acupuncture as a fourth option initially. Might check it out in the future but I'm mostly going to stick to Orange, SA, or CM.

**Slammer6008** · 02-09-22 17:12

I see you have a violation. Speaking of violations going to have an ice cream sandwich right now. Oooooo yaaaaaa.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 16:22

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

Assuming he is talking about 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa. It's like a open courtyard with a lot of AMPs there.

Is 440 Fair still alive? I was there in December and it was completely dark. I scoped it out from the parking lot and didn't get out of my car. The place appeared to be 100% dead during the 15 minutes that I observed. I saw no one going in or out. What's the latest confirmed status? It was my understanding that all the businesses were either gone or in the process of being shut down. Such a pity. This used to be the promised land.

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 16:03

Ask for Mary or Vicki, Mary only works Mon to Sat, 11 til 5 pm, make an appointment for sure. Older, but in the dark, it really didn't matter how she looked. LOL No FS but great handies here.

She has perfect body and perky tits. She lets your suck on her boobies while playfully giving a good 20 minute massage then the real fun begins. If you tip her $60 she lets you play with her flower down there. Just don't insert LOL. So she recommended Vicki, kinda of thicker Chinese girl, pretty face. Try to make an appointment, they are busy with walk ins. Not bad $40 for 30 minutes or $60 for the hour plus tipping them Mary doesn't ask for anything up front, neither does Vicky. Only other place I can think of near here is a spot off of lake forest and the 5 freeway, but I forgot the name.

**UncleLumpyLap** · 02-09-22 13:38

Visited the new FC in SA.

I believe the provider was Lulu.

Exactly what you wold expect.

I Started with BBFIV to test the waters. She wore a short dress with everything accessible.

She responded with BBT (Broke back tease) then the flip.

More teasing with some BBHJ and BBDFK with tits hanging out and some dirty talk. She was like the Asian version of the mom from the golden girls, it was sexy.

It seems like all was available.

Got the full service tune up for $.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 12:57

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

Ok, I will come clean. What nobody will tell you, but I will. Is that F&C is short for Fungus and Crabs. Now you know the secret to dial into your decoder ring. The place is Chinese granny central. It gets way too much face time here on the board (yes, I am guilty too). What amazes me is that with all the posts here, the few times that I have visited Fungus and Crabs there has been either no traffic or just one other monger. These were all during what I would consider prime time. Maybe the GILFs have more leisure time than I expected. Lastly, if you truly want to get your F&C scout patch you need to experience Lucy (bb not required), Coco and two other random providers.

**SaltyDog** · 02-09-22 11:12

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

Are you going to do a review on First Class Massage?

I found it using Google maps.

BTW welcome to the forum and I'll be waiting for your first review.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 10:46

Originally Posted by Steven007 [View Original Post]

This is a family owned business, there is no Jenny that works here, someone is just spamming our business. We have regular massages only. Please look elsewhere.

All good, but I am curious why a legit MT business owner would participate in this forum. Sounds sus to me. Do you monger on the side?. Maybe you have some good insights to share?.

**HeadorTail** · 02-09-22 10:10

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**ArtVandalay90** · 02-09-22 09:18

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else.

Hot Latina on Katella is a dump, don't bother. I went there a few years ago since they're open until around 4 am, but it's not worth it. Holistic in Anaheim was great and open for years, but they finally moved. New location is on 17th St in Santa Ana. I haven't been over to check it out, but it's supposedly all the same talent that were in Anaheim.

**Ekali** · 02-09-22 03:38

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else. I head over to Brookhurst Acupuncture since there's a RM review posted 5 days ago and open daily, they have to be in business still right? Nope door is locked too, place looks completely empty from the tinted windows to Alright, third time's a charm so I go over to the place titled "Hot Latina Massage" on RM (have also seen it referred to as Passion Massage) located on 1807 Katella. The little courtyard in that place gave me ominous vibes for some reason. Door was locked and no one answered the door when I rang the bell. What the hell does RM have the wrong business hours and are all MPs closed Sundays usually? All the providers at church?

Disgruntled and blue balled, I give up and decide to head home. On the way back, I notice Star's Therapy on Glassell in Orange. I was always curious about this place so I made a stop. I was greeted by a young Mexican papasan. $50 for 30 min. The provider I got was Mia, light skin kinda thick Mexican with fake boobs and butt. Friendly and made small talk, English was ok. Massage was basically non existent LOL. She put some type of hot pad / heat compress (thing on my back, lightly massaged my upper back, and massaged my head for like a couple minutes. After that, she asks what I want, so I tell her FS. Didn't request a specific amount but I donated $120. She grinded on me with her panties on, then gave a CBJ. For the CFS we started in doggy, finished in missionary. Said she works Sundays. Would probably come back for Latina FS, but I could get a decent massage with FS at my ATF or other AMPs. Curious about the other talent here though.

Probably not going to go to Anaheim in the near future at least since I struck out so bad on my first three choices LOL. Was considering King's Acupuncture as a fourth option initially. Might check it out in the future but I'm mostly going to stick to Orange, SA, or CM.