Massage Parlor Reports

[RamblinJavlin]

Absolutely 110% Helena Hunter!

Thank you gents. I saw her profile and was thinking the same thing, but I wanted to reach out. Glad we have the same visual acuity.

[Drex Diggler2]

Dude, that place it's been closed for like a year now.

Last time I went was about 5 months ago. You maybe correct though that it may be closed now, as when I drove by the other day the sign wasn't lit.

[MpDuck]

Here are some reports of the West Side from the last month or so. Not in any order:

- Kai Yuan: Gotten a standard and BBCIM here. Last time was a BBCMI About 2 weeks ago. I went there wanting the boys drained so no Massage was given or asked for LOL.

- The Foot Spa: Back when I starting my hobby (like 5+ years ago) I never got lucky at this place but in the last year or so I am getting standard on the regular. The Table shower isn't bad as well.

- EZ Foot Spa: Last Sunday was crazy. I got that itch and went out looking. That night, unbeknownst to me was an Asian Holiday, so started at Tranquility (Hillsboro) only one girl working, and where I was tipped off on the Holiday. Next to The Foot Spa, closed. No lights, no cars, nothing. Ended up driving up to EZ, knowing that was a for sure place. Again only one lady and she had a customer, but she saw the wad I pulled out. Knew what I was looking for, so she told the poor guy already in the other room to wait. Sorry if that was you, but I needed that fix. Got a BBCMI with a prostate exam to help me get to the end.

- Asian Flower: I have written a review on this a few months ago. I have not been back since then.

OK. So I see that there is a new place off of TV Hwy. Not sure of the name, and it doesn't come up on Google maps. It is on the second floor above "A cut above Pawn" , just east of 185th. Does anyone have any info on this place? I will probably hit it up this weekend. I did walk in and see that it is $60 for an hour and the lady I talked to said there where Three girls working her (including her).

[Agdro17]

It's across from Target. I think the Amd was a misspell hobestly.

Dude, that place it's been closed for like a year now.

[WestSidePunter]

I've gotten a no pre-negotiation standard ending from the place on the opposite side of the Target ring-road, just north of the common entrance / exit of Home Depot, sometime last summer. Nature's Spa, I believe.

There may be more on the menu, but I keep things standard.

There's nothing more on the menu, and the service is slipping badly.

[WestSidePunter]

It's across from Target. I think the Amd was a misspell hobestly.

It's been closed since at least the day after the post in question. I live in the area and checked it out day after.

[Drex Diggler2]

Agree that luck (and timing) are factors. Could you be specific about where this Quiet place is located? Also what does AMD stand for?

It's across from Target. I think the Amd was a misspell hobestly.

[Qualish]

I stopped in there last week for recon. Didn't get her name, young, thickish, big natural chest.

Might go back just to see the pair.

I tend to not discuss pricing, but on the off the lady you're speaking to was the lady I had today, everything seemed to be on the table, and full came in at under $200. No idea if these prices fluctuate based on things outside of our control (I'm a skinny, younger looking guy, but wouldn't assume my looks would score me any deals). I also think haggling with a person over self valuations of worth is an ugly look, but she seemed open to such (as usual, she let me state a price, and then brought it to an acceptable standard).

As I said before, she wasn't my type, so I went for just a half hour massage and then bailed. I likely should have just left when she first appeared (I still don't feel comfortable asking if anybody else is working). I got my money's worth breaking in the new experience (seeing the rooms, the service, etc). If it hadn't been my first visit, I'd have felt a bit robbed. If I ever walk in there again and get greeted by that same face, I'm going to have to face my fears, though. .

How do you guys handle this? I mean, those of you averse to being rude?

[WarpFactor69]

I have gotten up to FS at most of the spots on the west side. Just depends on your luck that day. Quiet AMD has one lady you can have fun with if the owner isn't there but that is a rarity.

Agree that luck (and timing) are factors. Could you be specific about where this Quiet place is located? Also what does AMD stand for?

[Drex Diggler2]

There are indeed reports here that are fabricated or very exaggerating. I followed that report and did some recon and arrived at the same conclusion.

Nothing really good west-side atm (of course that can change any day). There are some cute ones (e. G. Starlight), but she doesn't do FS.

I have gotten up to FS at most of the spots on the west side. Just depends on your luck that day. Quiet AMD has one lady you can have fun with if the owner isn't there but that is a rarity.

[TerraGone]

Paid an impromptu visit to the spot just after the Ross Island today. Was met at the door by a recent transplant to the city who went by "Amy. " Lackluster massage; lots of light touching with zero pressure. I was mainly there to check the place out (I lived in that neighbourhood for years with zero clue we had a local AMP), and for as nice as Amy was, she wasn't quite my type. Was offered extras, but declined. Gave her a 10% tip over the house fee to be nice, but the experience was mostly awkward since her focus was clearly focused on maximizing her tip (I pretended to not be waiting for the end, and she pretended to not be wanting a different customer).

Nice person, and provocatively dressed (I'm not sure she had any pants on at all). There's a place in Bangkok called Bitstyle that keeps their services on the second floor, where the girls intentionally take the lead up the stairs to add a little "sneak peek" provocation before the main event, and following Amy up those stairs brought me back to those memories (alas, Bitstyle's web presence is no more, another loss to the pandemic, though they used to keep images of all their staff online. Recommended if they still exist).

I stopped in there last week for recon. Didn't get her name, young, thickish, big natural chest.

Might go back just to see the pair.

Getting in and out of the parking lot sucks. I hopped the curb to get in, the same getting out and just about got nailed from a car coming off the bridge. There is a road that goes up and around to somewhere, but there was a car parked so it was really difficult to go up the little road without taking out a bollard there.

[Dexxzy]

Quiet and Health, 109th ave, Beaverton, across from Target: this place is a mystery. Several months back, a guy on here posted a vague review about a place he accidentally stumbled upon when he did a detour to get away from bad traffic on hwy 26 and hwy 217. He made it sound like a good experience, but didn't say where it was. So I wrote to him asking for the location. Instead, he only gave me the name of this shop. I went there the next day, the place was closed and looked like it had been closed for a while. Also, the number on the sign on the side of the building is out of service. A few days later, he posted he went back again, got a different girl, blah blah blah. I went back again, still closed, phone number still disconnected. A few days ago, drove by again, same situation. Either this place has moved to a different location, or the guy is making things up. Either way, I have made a mental note of his screen name, and don't trust his information.

There are indeed reports here that are fabricated or very exaggerating. I followed that report and did some recon and arrived at the same conclusion.

Nothing really good west-side atm (of course that can change any day). There are some cute ones (e. G. Starlight), but she doesn't do FS.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Recent FS successes. West.

Lotus in Saint John's. Lily (BBFS / CIP).

Spring Garden in Tigard. CFS, no name.

Oasis in Hillsboro. Went in for legit massage and walked out with the massage plus CFS (love those Asian cowgirls).

Not to mention the East side is exploding with new spots, all of which have happily rode my pole. Mi Mi, and Q are the latest.

FS is available at almost every AMP in the Pdx Metro. Not as widely available in Vancouver.

[Valinor]

I've been on a mission to get FS at AMPs on the west side lately, interested to hear from guys that have additional info, send a message if you don't want to post.

Lotus in St Johns: met Lilly, petite and very cute in her little black dress. Pulled it up, rubbed her through her panties to which she giggled, but they were not coming off, no matter what.

Sunny Foot on Cornell, Hillsboro. Met cute receptionist, her function is to greet and set appointments only. Said both ladies were busy, I left.

Oasis on Shaleen, Hillsboro: felt like a totally legit place, did not stay.

Aloha Foot, 196 xx TV hwy, Beaverton: met one lady, she mentioned I might like Mai. I stopped by a different time and met Mai, a pleasant 35+ lady with long wavy hair. She wasn't dressed for action, but I also realize it's been cold lately. I'm curious about her.

Tranquility on TV hwy, Hillsboro. Met an affectionate 35+ lady who liked to touch and hug. Got to see some milk duds, but she wouldn't take her jeans off. No real action, but she seems like she would do it if the boss did not find out. Would like to do more with her if she was willing.

Zen Foot on Hall, Beaverton: greeted by a plain looking 35+ lady that wasn't dressed for fun, and no sex vibe. I did not stay.

Spring Garden on 99 in Tigard, between Fred Meyer and Costco: met 3 different ladies, all over 35. No sparks there, didn't stay.

Quiet and Health, 109th ave, Beaverton, across from Target: this place is a mystery. Several months back, a guy on here posted a vague review about a place he accidentally stumbled upon when he did a detour to get away from bad traffic on hwy 26 and hwy 217. He made it sound like a good experience, but didn't say where it was. So I wrote to him asking for the location. Instead, he only gave me the name of this shop. I went there the next day, the place was closed and looked like it had been closed for a while. Also, the number on the sign on the side of the building is out of service. A few days later, he posted he went back again, got a different girl, blah blah blah. I went back again, still closed, phone number still disconnected. A few days ago, drove by again, same situation. Either this place has moved to a different location, or the guy is making things up. Either way, I have made a mental note of his screen name, and don't trust his information.

More reports soon, would like to hear from any guys with experiences on the west side, especially any of the above spots.

I've gotten a no pre-negotiation standard ending from the place on the opposite side of the Target ring-road, just north of the common entrance / exit of Home Depot, sometime last summer. Nature's Spa, I believe.

There may be more on the menu, but I keep things standard.

[Qualish]

Paid an impromptu visit to the spot just after the Ross Island today. Was met at the door by a recent transplant to the city who went by "Amy. " Lackluster massage; lots of light touching with zero pressure. I was mainly there to check the place out (I lived in that neighbourhood for years with zero clue we had a local AMP), and for as nice as Amy was, she wasn't quite my type. Was offered extras, but declined. Gave her a 10% tip over the house fee to be nice, but the experience was mostly awkward since her focus was clearly focused on maximizing her tip (I pretended to not be waiting for the end, and she pretended to not be wanting a different customer).

Nice person, and provocatively dressed (I'm not sure she had any pants on at all). There's a place in Bangkok called Bitstyle that keeps their services on the second floor, where the girls intentionally take the lead up the stairs to add a little "sneak peek" provocation before the main event, and following Amy up those stairs brought me back to those memories (alas, Bitstyle's web presence is no more, another loss to the pandemic, though they used to keep images of all their staff online. Recommended if they still exist).