Massage Parlor Reports

**Qualish** · 02-08-22 18:24

Paid an impromptu visit to the spot just after the Ross Island today. Was met at the door by a recent transplant to the city who went by "Amy. " Lackluster massage; lots of light touching with zero pressure. I was mainly there to check the place out (I lived in that neighbourhood for years with zero clue we had a local AMP), and for as nice as Amy was, she wasn't quite my type. Was offered extras, but declined. Gave her a 10% tip over the house fee to be nice, but the experience was mostly awkward since her focus was clearly focused on maximizing her tip (I pretended to not be waiting for the end, and she pretended to not be wanting a different customer).

Nice person, and provocatively dressed (I'm not sure she had any pants on at all). There's a place in Bangkok called Bitstyle that keeps their services on the second floor, where the girls intentionally take the lead up the stairs to add a little "sneak peek" provocation before the main event, and following Amy up those stairs brought me back to those memories (alas, Bitstyle's web presence is no more, another loss to the pandemic, though they used to keep images of all their staff online. Recommended if they still exist).

**WarpFactor69** · 02-08-22 18:23

I've been on a mission to get FS at AMPs on the west side lately, interested to hear from guys that have additional info, send a message if you don't want to post.

Lotus in St Johns: met Lilly, petite and very cute in her little black dress. Pulled it up, rubbed her through her panties to which she giggled, but they were not coming off, no matter what.

Sunny Foot on Cornell, Hillsboro. Met cute receptionist, her function is to greet and set appointments only. Said both ladies were busy, I left.

Oasis on Shaleen, Hillsboro: felt like a totally legit place, did not stay.

Aloha Foot, 196 xx TV hwy, Beaverton: met one lady, she mentioned I might like Mai. I stopped by a different time and met Mai, a pleasant 35+ lady with long wavy hair. She wasn't dressed for action, but I also realize it's been cold lately. I'm curious about her.

Tranquility on TV hwy, Hillsboro. Met an affectionate 35+ lady who liked to touch and hug. Got to see some milk duds, but she wouldn't take her jeans off. No real action, but she seems like she would do it if the boss did not find out. Would like to do more with her if she was willing.

Zen Foot on Hall, Beaverton: greeted by a plain looking 35+ lady that wasn't dressed for fun, and no sex vibe. I did not stay.

Spring Garden on 99 in Tigard, between Fred Meyer and Costco: met 3 different ladies, all over 35. No sparks there, didn't stay.

Quiet and Health, 109th ave, Beaverton, across from Target: this place is a mystery. Several months back, a guy on here posted a vague review about a place he accidentally stumbled upon when he did a detour to get away from bad traffic on hwy 26 and hwy 217. He made it sound like a good experience, but didn't say where it was. So I wrote to him asking for the location. Instead, he only gave me the name of this shop. I went there the next day, the place was closed and looked like it had been closed for a while. Also, the number on the sign on the side of the building is out of service. A few days later, he posted he went back again, got a different girl, blah blah blah. I went back again, still closed, phone number still disconnected. A few days ago, drove by again, same situation. Either this place has moved to a different location, or the guy is making things up. Either way, I have made a mental note of his screen name, and don't trust his information.

More reports soon, would like to hear from any guys with experiences on the west side, especially any of the above spots.

**AnonPdx1** · 02-08-22 14:11

Originally Posted by Niles [View Original Post]

Absolutely 110% Helena Hunter!

How old is HH?. She look good?.

**Niles** · 02-08-22 02:33

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

Absolutely 110% Helena Hunter!

**Trux1** · 02-08-22 00:42

Went out Sunday to do some hardware shopping and hit one of the better bikini coffee stands. Paid $40 for my coffee which, although outrageous, hand the desired result of two very attractive baristas fingering themselves at the same time, quite a show. The resulting raging erection caused me to spot a nearby AMP and of course I went in to get some relief.

Masseuse was late 20's, very fit, naturally stacked, and bleeding that week. Slid my cock between her perfect C cups and had me blow all over them. Was fun, not what I was there for but good enough I guess.

**Trux1** · 02-08-22 00:36

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

I am curious what you guys think about tipping for a half hour vs a full hour? It seems like the same either way. Granted people rarely reach the full hour (I always do)?

Also, how do you guys handle them leaving the room with said tip before beginning? I don't appreciate it as I know at that point the money is gone and service will be whatever it is with no recourse.

When you decide to go to one of these places the tip money is already spent. If they take off with the money and don't back it up with a good experience you just don't go back.

I got hit for about $40 the same way this weekend. Had a fun time but not the 1.4 amount of fun. Gal took all of it and would return any. I just won't see her any more.

**PoorOldMan** · 02-07-22 22:48

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

I haven't seen her since she got her table but al the reviews sound good. http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home She is also on TNA if you play there as Miss Helena. Good luck and enjoy.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 22:20

Originally Posted by AnonPdx1 [View Original Post]

I met Nancy. "Bring more next time. " Settled at 1. 5, won't repeated. Total rush job.

Yah I can't recommend that place. I think the girls get trained first day on how to be a greedy b. This was one where when I first went I saw Jessica, probably the hottest I have seen and she was very accommodating and she left. So I have checked back a few times and its always bad now. I think its being run by some pretty sketchy people probably just a front for money laundering.

**TheNumber13** · 02-07-22 22:03

Originally Posted by RamblinJavlin [View Original Post]

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

Go see Helena from TNA. Trust me on this one.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 21:47

I am curious what you guys think about tipping for a half hour vs a full hour? It seems like the same either way. Granted people rarely reach the full hour (I always do)?

Also, how do you guys handle them leaving the room with said tip before beginning? I don't appreciate it as I know at that point the money is gone and service will be whatever it is with no recourse.

**RamblinJavlin** · 02-07-22 21:23

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

**Strecther1** · 02-07-22 18:08

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

Yu Yu left for 5 months last week. For me she was great experience. New girl not so much.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-07-22 17:57

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

**Bhanson475** · 02-07-22 12:20

Original Broadway by Moda.

I believe I met a Jenny good looking and nice body. Got there she was wearing yoga pants came in for the massage and was wearing some loose shorts. Good sign massage was decent and standard ending. I won't repeat not much to keep you excited. False advertisement of table shower.

Place in ST Johns. Meet Lilly basically the same service as you get at Beautiful in SE Nice lady good looking I would repeat.

I am annoyed by the increased House Fee.