Massage Parlor Reports

**VillageRat** · 02-09-22 13:35

Bummer dude. I actually wrote one of the two legit reviews on RM about this place. My experience wasn't "bad". But it wasn't really good either.

They seem real inconsistent. Which is going to inevitably be tough on them to survive in that location. Their lease is probably pretty spendy and they're going to need a consistent flow of customers to cover their overhead.

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

Went there today. Probably my worst AMP experience ever. Attractive 30's in short skirt met me at the door. Gave her 1. For the hour expecting change. Started with a massage (more a rub) that lasted about 20 then the flip. No teasing.

The she starts negotiating. And kept negotiating. I finally said "just a massage then ". She tried to get me to take only a HH with the he for the 1 I gave her earlier. I was pissed at this time as she just killed the mood. She finally agreed to. 8.

Started for hh and he and started he. I should have just left then but said ok. Started he. When I put my hand on her side just to rest it she stops and say "that is $20 to do that ". I just gave up and told her to stop and said thank you as she left the room so I could get dressed.

Asked for her name and her reply was " I don't know". I have never received attitude at an AMP before. Did not even see me to the door.

I am polite, say thank you and am not aggressive.

Needless to say I will not be going back there. Lots of better options out there without any attitude or hassles and with a better massage.

**HarleySteve** · 02-09-22 02:22

Your review is consistent with the two believable reviews on rubmaps of this place. Both of those reviews say they will not return. There are a whole bunch of fake reviews on rubmaps for this spa. The owners must be very desperate to get business. Thanks for TOFTT and saving me money!

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

Went there today. Probably my worst AMP experience ever. Attractive 30's in short skirt met me at the door. Gave her 1. For the hour expecting change. Started with a massage (more a rub) that lasted about 20 then the flip. No teasing.

The she starts negotiating. And kept negotiating. I finally said "just a massage then ". She tried to get me to take only a HH with the he for the 1 I gave her earlier. I was pissed at this time as she just killed the mood. She finally agreed to. 8.

Started for hh and he and started he. I should have just left then but said ok. Started he. When I put my hand on her side just to rest it she stops and say "that is $20 to do that ". I just gave up and told her to stop and said thank you as she left the room so I could get dressed.

Asked for her name and her reply was " I don't know". I have never received attitude at an AMP before. Did not even see me to the door.

I am polite, say thank you and am not aggressive.

Needless to say I will not be going back there. Lots of better options out there without any attitude or hassles and with a better massage.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 02-09-22 02:12

Originally Posted by WaRubMonger [View Original Post]

Ok mongers, I have a new fave. Ocean Spa, Everett on Broadway. I'm a little hesitant to report for fear of people screw it up. So don't!

Ocean is what I feel shoul be the norm. My second visit this am, rarly, right after opening. Cici, who knows what her real name is, greeted me with a hug and an ass pinch. She is tiny. Like 105 lbs, very sweet, tiny ass, and once uncovered, great C tits. My love for the place and her comes from the fact that I pay my fee and am so far rewarded better than I've paid. IE, today. I put 120 on the end table and get up on the table for my 30 min. The massage lasted more than 30. She is strong and worked my upper body good. I was allowed otc freely but frankly didn't want the massage to stop. Lower half done, hot towel with some tease, all good. Post flip with very little oh I can't top off and I already knew she is stacked for her size. Matching very sexy bra and panties combo. She is not a jack hammer. Nice, smooth, slow build up. She knows what I like after only one previous visit. She puts her tits where I can get them and I've got one hand down the back of her pants playing with her (tiny) ass. I was getting to close to popping so asked for slower. Dammit that just made it better. Couldn't hold back. She expertly milked it dry and the experience based on both of us was really very intimate and not mechanical. 2nd hot towel came out and then I got more shoulder running, mild flirting, some light scalp and scratching. Inot once was I asked you pay more, why so cheap, one more cmon. Sometimes the nagging for more more makes me regret the experience to some degree. Not here and currently not with her. Great experience so please don't screw this one up because I'm going back for round three shortly!

120 for a HJ and some roaming? Don't think you need to worry about others screwing it up.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 02-09-22 01:13

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

Are they still open?

I haven't been to Blue Ocean lately, but there's a review from 3 days ago on Rubmaps.

**PeterHouston** · 02-09-22 00:15

Are they still open? I went by there today to get a real massage after my Green Lake fiasco. The door was locked and lights were out, This was mid afternoon.

**PeterHouston** · 02-09-22 00:14

Went there today. Probably my worst AMP experience ever. Attractive 30's in short skirt met me at the door. Gave her 1. For the hour expecting change. Started with a massage (more a rub) that lasted about 20 then the flip. No teasing.

The she starts negotiating. And kept negotiating. I finally said "just a massage then ". She tried to get me to take only a HH with the he for the 1 I gave her earlier. I was pissed at this time as she just killed the mood. She finally agreed to. 8.

Started for hh and he and started he. I should have just left then but said ok. Started he. When I put my hand on her side just to rest it she stops and say "that is $20 to do that ". I just gave up and told her to stop and said thank you as she left the room so I could get dressed.

Asked for her name and her reply was " I don't know". I have never received attitude at an AMP before. Did not even see me to the door.

I am polite, say thank you and am not aggressive.

Needless to say I will not be going back there. Lots of better options out there without any attitude or hassles and with a better massage.

**BrucT1** · 02-08-22 20:43

Originally Posted by Sizzler666 [View Original Post]

Is there verification that they were busted?.

They're probably fine. Cops were probably busting a masseuse or something. Not sure why they were there.

**Bigger98** · 02-08-22 16:34

Went there a couple of times have had Judy and Lisa, Judy was an older friendly lady, she gave me a really good massage and of course, an HJ, The second time I got lucky I had a quite young and playful cute girl named Lisa, She gave me a really powerful message most time used her elbow, teased me for 10 minutes got me so ready for what I was expecting!. I couldn't wait to put my hand on her body she said I need to take good care of her, I said, of course, she let me play with her boobs and rub her pussy over the underpants. I had a really good experience with Lisa. Would come back to see her again, totally worth the money!.

**Sizzler666** · 02-08-22 15:36

Is there verification that they were busted?.

Originally Posted by DaveG1 [View Original Post]

Drove by today and there were 2 cop cars parked out in front. Guess they got busted. Glad it happened before I went there.

**SMediumDick** · 02-08-22 13:17

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

$65 house fee plus $120 to $160 tip for all this non FS fun!

The report on the smaller girl is correct. The other girl (the thicker one) was the one I drew on my first try. She only offered a HJ but offered to take her top off. She wanted like 120 for all that. I said no thanks, and she finished the massage for what seemed like an awkward 20 minutes with me on my back and at full chub with no extras happening LOL.

**HarleySteve** · 02-08-22 12:27

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Sounds really good! What was the damage for all that?

$65 house fee plus $120 to $160 tip for all this non FS fun!

**WaRubMonger** · 02-08-22 10:45

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Sounds really good! What was the damage for all that?

That's the first review I've seen that puts them on the maybe list. Was there still a guy at the reception desk?

**Efurufe** · 02-08-22 09:40

Originally Posted by HotsFeru [View Original Post]

Girls name is Nancy.

Went to this place for the first time it's located in lynnwood on hwy 99. Was greeted by Nancy (27). No FS but offer a standing shower and CBJ.

Massage was great honestly, she's literally on top of you the whole time in her mini skirt. Honestly she made my back better after that and in the flip she covers then proceeds to pussy glide on you. So tempting to just put it in. Lots of neck kissing and she sucks on your nipples too. She's not afraid to put her tiny little pussy in your face for you to play with.

Afterwards she gives you a nice relaxing shoulder massage and offered me a soda and water.

She's a smaller chick maybe 4'11' 105 pounds. I did see a thicker chick when I left, would like to see her next.

Sounds really good! What was the damage for all that?

**BrucT1** · 02-08-22 00:34

Drove by today and there were 2 cop cars parked out in front. Guess they got busted. Glad it happened before I went there.

**HotsFeru** · 02-08-22 00:03

Girls name is Nancy.

Went to this place for the first time it's located in lynnwood on hwy 99. Was greeted by Nancy (27). No FS but offer a standing shower and CBJ.

Massage was great honestly, she's literally on top of you the whole time in her mini skirt. Honestly she made my back better after that and in the flip she covers then proceeds to pussy glide on you. So tempting to just put it in. Lots of neck kissing and she sucks on your nipples too. She's not afraid to put her tiny little pussy in your face for you to play with.

Afterwards she gives you a nice relaxing shoulder massage and offered me a soda and water.

She's a smaller chick maybe 4'11' 105 pounds. I did see a thicker chick when I left, would like to see her next.