Massage Parlor Reports

[SexyD]

Finding a Unicorn always sounds appealing but you need to think with your wallet. If I go to a AMP, my basic choice is 1. A good massage with HJ / DATY, 2. Rushed overpriced BJ / FS with an older provider. I can't get both. The recent increase in AMP extras has changed the economic balance to the escort. I can get a guaranteed price and level of beauty and performance. When you count all the misses, you are paying an extremely high price for the successes.

It's really about what you want to get out of it. When you're going to an escort you have but one clear goal in mind: to fuck.

But when you go to an AMP, that is never a guarantee. Often times you'll find yourself walking away empty handed, because after all what you are paying for is only a massage. What more you get out of it is entirely up to you. I prefer the mystery and allure of the AMP much more than an escort but I do partake in both, sometimes I get an itch that just needs to be scratched and prefer the sure fire strike of an escort.

But the best analogy I can give is this. An escort is like dining in a restaurant. You know you're going to get a pretty good dish and you don't have to put in any work to cook it. Just pay the restaurant for the food you want to eat. An AMP on the other hand is like cooking your own food. You may find a recipe from a monger online, but what you do with it is entirely up to you; thus YMMV with the dish. In fact, you could fuck up the cook entirely or you can recreate a delicious meal and maybe add your own spin to it. Maybe, you can go out there and discover your own recipe and there's always something so deliciously sweet about that kind of success.

The margin of error is much wider with an AMP than with an escort, but I find that the gains are much sweeter with success at AMPs but everyone has their own preferences at the end of the day..

[DoYouKnow]

Pine spa gets some awesome reviews in Woodbridge. I need to make the trip there.

Kinda impossible to get disappointed there between Nana I believe and Apple. You will just have to come out of pocket about $. 8 or $$.

[JayCramer80]

Any recommendations in Woodbridge area?.

Pine spa gets some awesome reviews in Woodbridge. I need to make the trip there.

[TheDrowned]

I have been out of the game myself for a few years and thinking about jumping back in. However, I never experienced the massage parlor side of the house. Just a question I am putting out to all hobbyists, is the parlor a better way to go than escorts?. Thanks.

It's really about what you want to get out of it. When you're going to an escort you have but one clear goal in mind: to fuck.

But when you go to an AMP, that is never a guarantee. Often times you'll find yourself walking away empty handed, because after all what you are paying for is only a massage. What more you get out of it is entirely up to you. I prefer the mystery and allure of the AMP much more than an escort but I do partake in both, sometimes I get an itch that just needs to be scratched and prefer the sure fire strike of an escort.

But the best analogy I can give is this. An escort is like dining in a restaurant. You know you're going to get a pretty good dish and you don't have to put in any work to cook it. Just pay the restaurant for the food you want to eat. An AMP on the other hand is like cooking your own food. You may find a recipe from a monger online, but what you do with it is entirely up to you; thus YMMV with the dish. In fact, you could fuck up the cook entirely or you can recreate a delicious meal and maybe add your own spin to it. Maybe, you can go out there and discover your own recipe and there's always something so deliciously sweet about that kind of success.

The margin of error is much wider with an AMP than with an escort, but I find that the gains are much sweeter with success at AMPs but everyone has their own preferences at the end of the day.

A monger earlier mentioned a place that hasn't been mentioned on the board and I saw the opportunity to tackle this mission and made an appointment with Jenny at body and soul, but success was not in the cards for me today. I got a good massage and she offers waxing but when I asked if she offered more and mentioned the idea of FS she just laughed me off and said she's never ever done that (a lie or maybe a different Jenny? Regardless there was definitely defensive resentment behind her statement). But everything was legit as far as the experience went. She healed my body but definitely not my soul. But that is the risk you take with AMPs. It's all about the thrill of the hunt.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Start2]

I have been out of the game myself for a few years and thinking about jumping back in. However, I never experienced the massage parlor side of the house. Just a question I am putting out to all hobbyists, is the parlor a better way to go than escorts?. Thanks.

If you're looking for Slam Blam Thank You Mama then escorts are a better way to go.

Massage Parlor's are more about the thrill of the hunt, you're getting a excellent massage and then a menu.

Or to put it another way Escorts are like driving to work, it a pretty vanilla experience.

Massage Parlor's are like a roller coaster ups and downs, can't wait to do it again.

[Perry Hotter]

Evening, gents and fellow degenerates. Going to be in the NOVA region tomorrow and was thinking of swinging by Oriental Massage in Manassas. I've been there before, though it's been a hot minute. Having read through the forum, been able to pick up some info.

Curious if any of you happen to have updated / recent knowledge of the locale?.

Stay safe.

[DatDude1206]

Any recommendations in Woodbridge area?.

[DreamShaft]

I am fairly new to this forum after taking a 7 year hiatus due to career goals. I started very young.

I would scour various forums in my youth for the thrill of it all. The chase. The unknown. The people! This hobby isn't for every one, but those that know how to play the game cherish all aspects of it.

To those that are new to this, young and old, know that the best of the best are not displayed on a pubic forum for all to have a taste. They are held close to one's vest to reduce traffic and risk associates with a large influx of customers. I too, am one to not report or review on my ATFs. Take it or leave it, I think most of us do the same.

Do know that, cash is king. Word spreads around about who you are and how generous, kind, and respectful you are to providers.

Take chances. Treat everyone with respect. Stay safe.

I have been out of the game myself for a few years and thinking about jumping back in. However, I never experienced the massage parlor side of the house. Just a question I am putting out to all hobbyists, is the parlor a better way to go than escorts?. Thanks.

[Jim Rob]

Second time I try to go inside eastern and couldn't get in with lock door and.

Nobody answering the door bell. Open sign was on. Same thing happen to me 6 months ago. What is this place? Is it hard to get in? So I called and no answer I left to check out comfort down the street.

Comfort almost looked legit, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I got Amy. She looks younger, but mask could be hiding things. Nice girl with poor English but cute with what I could see. She rub my ass for 20 minute and standard nova for the flip. Allows OTC roaming and doenst seem to offer more. I got to rub her butt and boobs. The finish was good I won't repeat, but if you're looking for just basic HE this is a good place to visit.

[TheRabbit]

but Amy does everything.

There are two Amy's that work there, one is petite and other is thick.

[InAviation70]

Mimi is super sexy. One of the best bodies you'll see on a 40+ lady. Small chested, but I like that.

She won't offer BJ or FS, but she'll let you DATY her tasty, beautiful box if you're nice to her.

I third Mimi's service. She does an amazing massage, but I wish additional service would be shared via PM. I don't know who monitors this service. I must say Jake did share some valuable information to me via PM that I truly appreciate. I see Mimi about once a week and she I sweetie and beautiful body with an unforgettable massage.

[Lucretius]

Hi fellas,

Any recommendations on prostate massage providers?

PMs are fine.

Thanks in advance..

Vicky at Lucky Therapy in Annandale off Backlick gives a superb table shower, massage, and prostate massage. She takes direction to give you exactly what you want, and knows how to give very intense sensations. She's older. She'll dirty talk if you want that extra edge.

KK and Tara are very skilled as well.

Also Holly at B&T next to Franconia Wellness. She has a regular business and no shower.

[Lucretius]

Hi fellas,

Any recommendations on prostate massage providers?

PMs are fine.

Thanks in advance..

Vicky at Lucky Therapy in Annandale off Backlick gives a superb table shower, massage, and prostate massage. She takes direction to give you exactly what you want, and knows how to give very intense sensations. She's older. She'll dirty talk if you want that extra edge.

KK and Tara are very skilled as well.

Also Holly at B&T next to Franconia Wellness. She has a regular business and no shower.

[XxdmvxxGuy69]

Has anyone seen Jenny at Body Soul Therapy at Vienna recently?. Is she still doing FS?.

[XxdmvxxGuy69]

Hi fellas,

Any recommendations on prostate massage providers?

PMs are fine.

Thanks in advance.

TGM.

There is an older Chinese Lady in Vienna in the same Building as Vienna Arsenal that is happy to do it. It used to be Best Massage. 571-5810XXX.