Massage Parlor Reports

**PoolingPacks** · 02-03-22 23:33

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

Qiujun see yoyo, nice pleasant lady.

I will check it out!. Thanks!.

**FM5369** · 02-03-22 17:28

Originally Posted by JaySteeze [View Original Post]

Want to shoot me a PM? I want to know this lady LOL.

You might already. LOL. Beware!

**NoFearToTry** · 02-03-22 17:22

Originally Posted by PoolingPacks [View Original Post]

Anyone have any experience there?. Wellness is in walking distance for me and I'm considering it for my first experience or Qiujun Wellness Spa in Tigard. I just got back from a vacation, so I could definitely use a relief, a nice massage would be killer too.

Qiujun see yoyo, nice pleasant lady.

**Qualish** · 02-03-22 14:16

Anybody familiar with any AMPs in Sellwood area? There is one I walk past, near the CVS on Milwaukee and Tacoma, but I've never stopped in. The windows are covered with faded posters, they're open to semi-late, and promote a table shower, but I've been uncertain whether extras are on offer. Will probably investigate eventually, but curious if anybody here has tried.

The website touts FSA / HSA approval, and has appointment booking which leads me to believe "no," but the look of the place makes me wonder.

**JaySteeze** · 02-03-22 11:13

Originally Posted by FM5369 [View Original Post]

I made kinda the same mistake. Met an Apt Asian, who eventually got her own place 5 minutes away. It was awesome. $200 (at first) Saw her a lot. Got to know her. Was a helluva woman. Had big sights on her. (And she knew it) Next it was $300, at $400 I told her to go pound sand. Too much out there better for less. But point is. She was an expert at reading her customers. She knew that as a woman (who I think really enjoyed fucking or was a good actress) and the $$$ was the perfect combination with sex. I mean right? I was and am still married. That's another story. But I would have done just about anything for us to end up together, until one day, when we were discussing my potential divorce. And she mentioned. "What? Your ex won't get half your house? Ok Flag. Seemed to me to be HER game plan. Get married and then take ya. Not to mention as I grew more fond of her. Wasn't too keen reading reports of some of you guys boinkin her and postin it on the internet. At least I can say my wife aint fuckin half the guys in Portland. My advice would be don't get fond of any of them. And when they up your play fee. Walk away. And for the record...she's out there in one of PDX's shops.

Want to shoot me a PM? I want to know this lady LOL.

**FM5369** · 02-03-22 10:05

Originally Posted by Phantxtc [View Original Post]

I've actually only run into the "are you single? I make a good wife" thing once and that was years ago in Florida. But I always thought if it came up again, I'd just try to use it to my advantage. Obviously it's a definite disaster waiting to happen to actually agree to get serious with someone seeking marriage this way. But she's basically signaling that she's willing to be desperate long enough to get your finances under her control. It seems like the available play would be to accept her openness long enough to get good service, and then keep her financial gain to the standard tip. Here's the scenario I imagine and you guys with maybe more experience with these dynamics tell me where I'm thinking wrongly:

"Are you single? I make a good wife. ".

"Well, if I was looking for a wife she'd have to be pretty sexually open and willing to have us both truly satisfy each other. And I'd have to know she's not just in it for money and that I can trust her. I'd need her to prove those things up front before I even asked her for a first date. If a girl really showed me how much she loved sex for its own sake, both giving and receiving ecstatic pleasure, that would definitely be a requirement for me to even consider something like that. ".

Then you see how she treats you. Depending on how it goes and whether you'd even want to repeat with her, you have a few options after her "audition". If she shows she wants money, let her know that disqualified her per your original statements. If she doesn't "earn" it, just tell her that "if I *was* looking for a wife, she'd need to be more convincing than that. " Or, "well, that was very nice. I hope you didn't think that I *am* looking for a wife. My current wife wouldn't like that at all, which is why I said that all hypothetically. " Or, especially if you don't plan to see her again: "That was impressive. Maybe next time we can see where things might go?" and then just don't have a next time. It's all various ways of being a dick but the reality is this scenario is only one thing: two people trying to game the other. It's just that she started the game showing you the path to easily winning that game. She's not really going to turn down the next sucker out of hope you'll return for happily ever after. She's just going to take the next sucker regardless.

I made kinda the same mistake. Met an Apt Asian, who eventually got her own place 5 minutes away. It was awesome. $200 (at first) Saw her a lot. Got to know her. Was a helluva woman. Had big sights on her. (And she knew it) Next it was $300, at $400 I told her to go pound sand. Too much out there better for less. But point is. She was an expert at reading her customers. She knew that as a woman (who I think really enjoyed fucking or was a good actress) and the $$$ was the perfect combination with sex. I mean right? I was and am still married. That's another story. But I would have done just about anything for us to end up together, until one day, when we were discussing my potential divorce. And she mentioned. "What? Your ex won't get half your house? Ok Flag. Seemed to me to be HER game plan. Get married and then take ya. Not to mention as I grew more fond of her. Wasn't too keen reading reports of some of you guys boinkin her and postin it on the internet. At least I can say my wife aint fuckin half the guys in Portland. My advice would be don't get fond of any of them. And when they up your play fee. Walk away. And for the record...she's out there in one of PDX's shops.

**Phantxtc** · 02-03-22 09:06

I've actually only run into the "are you single? I make a good wife" thing once and that was years ago in Florida. But I always thought if it came up again, I'd just try to use it to my advantage. Obviously it's a definite disaster waiting to happen to actually agree to get serious with someone seeking marriage this way. But she's basically signaling that she's willing to be desperate long enough to get your finances under her control. It seems like the available play would be to accept her openness long enough to get good service, and then keep her financial gain to the standard tip. Here's the scenario I imagine and you guys with maybe more experience with these dynamics tell me where I'm thinking wrongly:

"Are you single? I make a good wife. ".

"Well, if I was looking for a wife she'd have to be pretty sexually open and willing to have us both truly satisfy each other. And I'd have to know she's not just in it for money and that I can trust her. I'd need her to prove those things up front before I even asked her for a first date. If a girl really showed me how much she loved sex for its own sake, both giving and receiving ecstatic pleasure, that would definitely be a requirement for me to even consider something like that. ".

Then you see how she treats you. Depending on how it goes and whether you'd even want to repeat with her, you have a few options after her "audition". If she shows she wants money, let her know that disqualified her per your original statements. If she doesn't "earn" it, just tell her that "if I *was* looking for a wife, she'd need to be more convincing than that. " Or, "well, that was very nice. I hope you didn't think that I *am* looking for a wife. My current wife wouldn't like that at all, which is why I said that all hypothetically. " Or, especially if you don't plan to see her again: "That was impressive. Maybe next time we can see where things might go?" and then just don't have a next time. It's all various ways of being a dick but the reality is this scenario is only one thing: two people trying to game the other. It's just that she started the game showing you the path to easily winning that game. She's not really going to turn down the next sucker out of hope you'll return for happily ever after. She's just going to take the next sucker regardless.

**PoolingPacks** · 02-03-22 00:24

Anyone have any experience there?. Wellness is in walking distance for me and I'm considering it for my first experience or Qiujun Wellness Spa in Tigard. I just got back from a vacation, so I could definitely use a relief, a nice massage would be killer too.

**RayKurin** · 02-02-22 23:08

Originally Posted by NewLook146 [View Original Post]

You are not paying the girl for the sex. You are paying the girl to leave after the sex.

But there are good legit girls who does only massage without any extra, they are dependable. One time she kissed in my lips, but refused any extras. Look out for serious signs otherwise it could be a gold digger.

No doubt there are sincere girls out there, but they're all gold diggers! Engage in a relationship with extreme caution.

**Wagnerb** · 02-02-22 21:27

Originally Posted by WinterWonder [View Original Post]

Any hits on west side?

I've tried Beaverton where there are 2 AMP across the street from each other. Mostly been lacklustre. Not particularly looking for FS. Looking for a nice tease and a standard or BBBJCIM finish.

If HE is as far as you want, I'd recommend the place across the street from Jesuit, with a solid massage as well. If you want FS on the menu, Sunshine (further east of Jesuit, behind the Fred Meyer) is also available.

**NewLook146** · 02-02-22 20:17

You are not paying the girl for the sex. You are paying the girl to leave after the sex.

But there are good legit girls who does only massage without any extra, they are dependable. One time she kissed in my lips, but refused any extras. Look out for serious signs otherwise it could be a gold digger.

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

If you really pushed it some. I think there are quite a few of the C or K girls. who would love to have you as a Husband. I have also been getting the question a lot. Are you single. marry me, followed by a laugh. Or Please take me with you. its gotten a lot more pushy in the last few years. I am sure the girls are desperate. but like one guy I know who got married in the Phillipines. He is an ugly guy. sorry i know him. but he now has to pay her alimony and she lives in the phillipines. omg now he found out about rent a wife for the 5 months he spends there. Says is a lot cheaper and nicer with no worries about her taking half your shit. But Like I said. The girl you do not pay for will be the one that costs you the most

Hope some dry weather comes soon Cheers

**Valinor** · 02-02-22 19:37

Originally Posted by WinterWonder [View Original Post]

Any hits on west side?

I've tried Beaverton where there are 2 AMP across the street from each other. Mostly been lacklustre. Not particularly looking for FS. Looking for a nice tease and a standard or BBBJCIM finish.

About 6-8 months ago I went to Asian Flower over off Hart (I think that's the name). Was offered FS on the flip but declined for standard ending. Tipped the normal 4 and got a, "That's all?" to which I said I'd make it up the next time, which seemed to satisfy her.

**Amp Guide** · 02-02-22 17:09

If you really pushed it some. I think there are quite a few of the C or K girls. who would love to have you as a Husband. I have also been getting the question a lot. Are you single. marry me, followed by a laugh. Or Please take me with you. its gotten a lot more pushy in the last few years. I am sure the girls are desperate. but like one guy I know who got married in the Phillipines. He is an ugly guy. sorry i know him. but he now has to pay her alimony and she lives in the phillipines. omg now he found out about rent a wife for the 5 months he spends there. Says is a lot cheaper and nicer with no worries about her taking half your shit.

But Like I said. The girl you do not pay for will be the one that costs you the most

Hope some dry weather comes soon Cheers

**Agdro17** · 02-02-22 11:14

Went for a stroll on the west side this weekend to check out the scenery, from ez.

Avalon, tranquility and anything between. All I can say is damn! What happened to goo service? Looks like all they care is about green backs and green cards all the grannies are asking too much for a standard ending a most of the youngish ones just want a green card, sure the can't see pretty well, but they can smell that green card from a mile away. LOL. They keep complementing me and asking me if am single. Am not falling into that trap I've been around for a while. If you know what I mean. Anyways not much on the west side as always YMMV they usually rotate stuff every couple months or so.

Be safe out there.

**Beakdoson** · 02-02-22 11:09

Won't be able to reply to all of you fellas but thanks for the recommendations. You can't beat a legit spa level massage for around 60 bucks from time to time. Even with a good tip it will be cheaper than most. Thanks.