Massage Parlor Reports

[Aardvarks]

Witnessed a monger have a meltdown at Deonzen last weekend. Stormed out when one of the girls refused to let him finger her. Had an epic tantrum in the lobby. Screamed and threatened about being ripped off demanded his $40 back for the 30 minute massage. After getting him to go away they were laughing at him and I ended up getting a two fer from Mimi and Lily for the price of one because "you a good customer". So thanks for that. They let me do whatever I want because I'm polite and tip decently.

FYI a couple of the girls I know say that Deonzen or whatever is closing for good today or soon and all business will be consolidated to High St. It was nice to have overflow between the two offices. I guess there's a change of owners going on or something. They also said the range of services will be reduced down to the basics. So we'll see how that plays out.

I do believe we should hold our ground on scamming and bad service. Just get up ask for money back and leave. No need for hysterics. Standard tip should be 4 if you get off. Anything above that is whatever you feel comfortable with. But you do you and I'll do me. Or more appropriately they'll do me. Younger hotter girls usually get more from me. Older less enthusiastic routine providers get the default tip. If I don't like a place I don't return. You'll never see me at River st, Newton st, Cherry B, School st, Muzzey, most spas on Main st ever again unless I hear some mind blowing reviews and a change in service.

[MikeJohns]

Are used to come on here and find out which providers were good, and which ones were bad. The amount of back-and-forth conversations, opinions of the hobby in general, people talking about women who are no longer even around here, has really gotten out of hand. Is it just me?

One guy in particular with many handles talking to himself. Pms with a few reliable sources but to much bs on here now.

[SalamanderFour]

Went to Healthcare Massage at the south shore mall. Regular massage, no flip. At first massaged w a towel between her hands and me. I objected, towel removed, but no hint of anything.

No tease, no flip.

The Swansea Mall offered limited services (tease w HJ), but that's closed now. Dartmouth and Emerald Sq malls had same vendor, which provided nothing, and complete drapping, no flip.

[AsianYumYum]

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[Katokay]

Reasonably well said.

Any new mongers reading the post about paying 80 $ for a HJ, Please do not follow such advice and put it into practice when out for your session. It is foolish, it is against our standard pricing practice, it will ruin our monger hobby experience by causing massive inflation throughout on your requests and just outright fucking stupid.

You pay 80 for HJ then you price yourself out of a BJ, you pay 120 for a BJ then you price your self out of FS, on and on, it's that simple.

Even Bob Kraft, a man who is filthy rich, 50 times over, could get all the sweet Asian pussy he could ever wanted and look at how he was spending his money to get his fix. Got caught at a lowly local joint, with an average parlor girl. I think it was said in the police report that was released, no pun intended, when he was caught, he only paid the standard price for HJ and not a penny more, what does that tell you?.

Kraft tipped a $100 dollar bill each time.

[ThizzleHats]

Are used to come on here and find out which providers were good, and which ones were bad. The amount of back-and-forth conversations, opinions of the hobby in general, people talking about women who are no longer even around here, has really gotten out of hand. Is it just me?

Things have dried up to the point there isn't much to talk about except that one guy (check his titles, guys. Under his name. Says it all) who won't shut up about boycotts and posts no new information and pics from google.

[Syedna]

Are used to come on here and find out which providers were good, and which ones were bad. The amount of back-and-forth conversations, opinions of the hobby in general, people talking about women who are no longer even around here, has really gotten out of hand. Is it just me?

[AsianYumYum]

I think 80 is paying double.

Its not that you paid $80, its that you paid BJ money for a HJ. I have been in this hobby since just about 2011 now. I had read this board with interest for a few years prior to that but never took the plunge.

In 2010 when RI was still a free for all, it was $60/70 house, $140 for FS. This was at all the places. NMS was 60+40 and included TS.

11 years later its still mostly 60+40, although 70 + 60 has started to become the expectation. However, with $60 you can feel her up and you got a good session with most of if not the full hour.

80 bucks makes a statement to her that you are different than other customers. Either your extra generous, rich, or she did something you really liked. I have been a $50 bill instead of 2 20's for a good session lately.

If its a lousy HJ and a 45 minute hour, she just made 40 bucks an hour for 45 minutes work, which is damn good pay.

I expect to pay $70 + 160 for a hottie with FS at a RI spa. I offer the grannies $100 and if they don't want to I'm ok with that, but I won't pay more than $100 for FS with anyone whos already hit menopause.

For reference It was $40 + 200 at Club D e s I are e last week for a BJ / FS in the VIP with a pretty hot latina.

If I go to a HJ place and the lady is very good with the massage, and the HJ is sensual, I always give at least $50 sometimes 60. I don't do much roaming and I never ask them to get naked unless I'm going to bang her.

I've noticed that they offer to take their top off for more, and I usually just decline. Even if she's blowing me I don't need to to buy the next level of service. But I understand they expect more and that's the business they are in.

Reasonably well said.

Any new mongers reading the post about paying 80 $ for a HJ, Please do not follow such advice and put it into practice when out for your session. It is foolish, it is against our standard pricing practice, it will ruin our monger hobby experience by causing massive inflation throughout on your requests and just outright fucking stupid.

You pay 80 for HJ then you price yourself out of a BJ, you pay 120 for a BJ then you price your self out of FS, on and on, it's that simple.

Even Bob Kraft, a man who is filthy rich, 50 times over, could get all the sweet Asian pussy he could ever wanted and look at how he was spending his money to get his fix. Got caught at a lowly local joint, with an average parlor girl. I think it was said in the police report that was released, no pun intended, when he was caught, he only paid the standard price for HJ and not a penny more, what does that tell you?.

[Spectator]

I have no problem tipping $80 for a decent HJ..

I think 80 is paying double.

Its not that you paid $80, its that you paid BJ money for a HJ. I have been in this hobby since just about 2011 now. I had read this board with interest for a few years prior to that but never took the plunge.

In 2010 when RI was still a free for all, it was $60/70 house, $140 for FS. This was at all the places. NMS was 60+40 and included TS.

11 years later its still mostly 60+40, although 70 + 60 has started to become the expectation. However, with $60 you can feel her up and you got a good session with most of if not the full hour.

80 bucks makes a statement to her that you are different than other customers. Either your extra generous, rich, or she did something you really liked. I have been a $50 bill instead of 2 20's for a good session lately.

If its a lousy HJ and a 45 minute hour, she just made 40 bucks an hour for 45 minutes work, which is damn good pay.

I expect to pay $70 + 160 for a hottie with FS at a RI spa. I offer the grannies $100 and if they don't want to I'm ok with that, but I won't pay more than $100 for FS with anyone whos already hit menopause.

For reference It was $40 + 200 at Club D e s I are e last week for a BJ / FS in the VIP with a pretty hot latina.

If I go to a HJ place and the lady is very good with the massage, and the HJ is sensual, I always give at least $50 sometimes 60. I don't do much roaming and I never ask them to get naked unless I'm going to bang her.

I've noticed that they offer to take their top off for more, and I usually just decline. Even if she's blowing me I don't need to to buy the next level of service. But I understand they expect more and that's the business they are in.

[Rupert 2]

The Rhode Island Chamber of Commerce.

Would like to reward you with a marketing acknowledgement.

Honor.

LOL, you giving me too much credit Mo, I'm flattered you calling me out but to be honest, I am no expert at the RI AMPs man.

Just came across that one place down there, and it's not even a secret because it's been well known, and wanted to share with mongers on here after reading so many bad, sad story reviews. I was like if you're getting that kind of shitty services and dropping and wasting money not getting your session's worth, how about you guys try this place over the border down south. You can go on that board and see plenty of satisfied mongers every time they posts after visiting. A big comparison to the sad, pitiful posts reviews you see on here, it's like why do some of you even bother and not look for alternatives.

We all know Mass Parlors are dip shit in comparison to RI parlors. They mean business down there, there's no haggling, no real bad services or playing guessing games of what you can get and cannot get. Only here on the Mass board you hear so much of the term YMMV because of the endless bullshit that takes place. Down in RI, you get what you are paying for, short timing mostly comes when you get that release and for the most part it's on your terms. Although I've logged some protests of my favorite place having what seems to be some grannies, they are way better then the Vietcong pajama wearing, shrimp soup greasy hand grannies you have here at mass parlors.

It's because I get so spoiled with some hot looking young pussy that when I don't get one, you feel cheated but in reality, the hot grannies they have at that place, if they really wanted to make some money, they'd send them up here.

The silly shit I read in reviews here and what mongers pay for, with the abysmal, awful trend of what Mass parlors have to offer, these RI grannies would be filthy rich. They are sexy as hell, dress to impress, gives you the fantasy service you desire and you'd be left satisfied. I've honestly smut a couple but it's been between a steady sessions of their hot ones. And this is how it should be, not just tons of grannies only for choice like it is here.

Anyways, Smilers is okay, I've tried them. Used to be a favorite place of mine back in the days pre covid, even though they weren't FS then, they had tons of young talents I used to get lots of GFE on the cheap. Now that they are FS, they're a little sketchy. They have mostly grannies there, 40 year olds, very fuckable with nice young looking bodies but with heavy make up trying to hide their age. Occasionally you will find some younger in the rotation. And rumors have it they've tried to ask some inflated prices but because RI mongers are professionally smart and work together, they hold the line and not let it get out of control away from the standard price. So even when the Parlor girls try to inflate it, word gets around and mongers take charge and it goes back to regular pricing quick and why I love it down there. Don't go down there and be a Mass Boy and ruin it with inflated ego bullshit and give more then the standard. Do your research to see the correct pricing. She ask for more, Walk. Try the parlor down the street, It's that simple.

1021 on the other hand, that place is the devil's den, it's truly addictive, you will find some true gems there and young ones. Just had me a sweet little blonde at my recent visit, chic almost made me blew my load on the BJ alone, she just wouldn't stop sucking. I was pretty much bouncing my dick on her head when she was deep sucking my balls, it's unreal the experience, you are truly in heaven. And the FS is outstanding, all the positions you desire. With that kind of service, why do I want to waste my time here with the bullshit you see posted on a daily basis. Guys here are wasting money, paying for a full hour session, laying on the table like a dead corps only to be teased for 40-45 minutes and then get greased up like a farm animal and get a pump jack hammer finish with nothing else for 5 minutes. Pay outrageous prices and rave that they had a good HE, GTFOH, the reviews here laughable, complete jokes.

Go to RI and enjoy a better experience, it's worth it. You can see my documented reviews on them since I've been going over the summer. Heading down again next week.

[Andir]

Like adding extra cheese or toppings to a pizza. Yeah, not a big deal but if you want it, you are charged extra. They are there to make money. Not there to let you have access for free.

Thank you very much for your words of wisdom! We all needed someone to explain everything so clearly.

[AsianYumYum]

We are not getting what we pay for or would like to experience, then we walk. Its that simple, let them stroke hot air.

We don't owe shit to them to just bring our hard earned money and get treated like shit.

Mongers are uniting, now more then ever, your old way of thinking is what's caused all of this shitty services. Out with the old and in with the new going forward.

We have money, we have power. We are paying customers. Enough is enough with bad services. Negotiate or Walk.

Like adding extra cheese or toppings to a pizza. Yeah, not a big deal but if you want it, you are charged extra. They are there to make money. Not there to let you have access for free.

[BillyBaloney]

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[Sounds]

If you guys are paying extra for tits. You are wasting your money. I'm 100% confident letting a guy touch their tits is like shaking hands to them. If they start asking for extra for up top I walk. They could care less about letting a guy touch their tits it's nothing to them. The Money maker is between their legs and they all know it. Don't get fooled into thinking they are doing you a favor letting you touch or play with the fun bags. It's a scam. They give HJ all day, you don't think they mind if you grab their tits?

Like adding extra cheese or toppings to a pizza. Yeah, not a big deal but if you want it, you are charged extra. They are there to make money. Not there to let you have access for free.

[Firedog069]

If you guys are paying extra for tits. You are wasting your money. I'm 100% confident letting a guy touch their tits is like shaking hands to them. If they start asking for extra for up top I walk. They could care less about letting a guy touch their tits it's nothing to them. The Money maker is between their legs and they all know it. Don't get fooled into thinking they are doing you a favor letting you touch or play with the fun bags. It's a scam. They give HJ all day, you don't think they mind if you grab their tits?

Many encourage it just to get you to pop faster.