Massage Parlor Reports

**Lamarr** · 01-20-22 23:27

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

That was freaking perfect!

**The New World** · 01-20-22 22:37

Let's imagine 200 a week, and average 48 weeks a year which would come to 9600 a year after taxes. Let's imagine that I get the best massage and finish with a great BBBJ. I would look forward to my hour a week that makes life wonderful and do will do without other things in life to keep this. Hmmm, if she has 10 regulars, she is pulling in 96,000.

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

**HeeJunk** · 01-20-22 22:18

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

For me, it started with dropping $180 at LA Spa in Portland at 23 years ago. I blew thru $40 k of 401 k. If I miss a week of mongering I go 3-4 times the next. For me I would say it's at $20 k a year. 23 years. Hell let's factor in gas money and and time and call it $500 k.

1/2 a million. Just took out a 30 year mortgage for that much. Could have paid cash. That's the power of pussy.

So you broke even vs being married.

**MichiBob** · 01-20-22 21:48

Originally Posted by Pickle252 [View Original Post]

Hey fellas,

I've been reading a lot about other spas so I decided to join in. My travels took into Ohio for work a few months ago. I decided to do some homework on the thread. I wasn't far from Warren Ohio and after reading the reports I decided to check out tiger spa. They call it big cat in the forums. If anyone is in the area, I highly recommend. Cookie was the girl who gave the services and she was a very good looking woman. I'm not even going to try to guess her age but she reminded me of a hentai cartoon girl. Hair in two pony tails and short plaid skirt with big tits. Long story short. She was by far the best I've had and I've been going to AMP's for almost 3 decades (yes I've been with Micki). Cookie offered bare everything (I always cover for sex) she also offered anal, which is almost unheard of. She does rimming too. Menu is wide open. Hit it up if you are every in the area.

Morrisville?

I can vouch for tiger spa. Did my research and was heading out east on a road trip. Booked a room in Warren for a night just so I could go to Tiger. Cookie and Cherry are most legendary. But there are others who offer great services. BBFS seems to be the norm there. Unfortunately for me neither cookie or cherry were available. So I settled for candy who was awesome. Went back next day and got Sophia. Good but not great. Hoping to make another trip out there when both cookie and cherry are available. I monitor the Warren board regularly. They still talk about the legendary Mikki who once was in Warren.

**Pickle252** · 01-20-22 21:34

Originally Posted by WednesdayFun [View Original Post]

I got all excited about this until I realized Warren is practically in PA. I'm never making it out there.

$180 is standard price. Full hour no rush.

**Paul Wall** · 01-20-22 20:01

Originally Posted by BigBootyFan [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her? She seems real after googling her number.

https://detroit.rubmd.com/dbc07fa7-6...9-a202f630c696

Complete waste of time. I should have left. Super sloppy and too many rules. A once and done.

**Brute** · 01-20-22 18:34

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

PM if you prefer.

She called herself Tiffany. She stood about 5'2" and in her 50's. Maybe 60's cause those broads age pretty well.

**JAsian** · 01-20-22 18:31

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

About a year ago I tried to hook up with her but she never replied back to my texts or phone messages. I know she isn't FS but for 2 bills is it CBJ or just HJ?

**BigBootyFan** · 01-20-22 18:15

Has anyone seen her? She seems real after googling her number.

https://detroit.rubmd.com/dbc07fa7-6...9-a202f630c696

**Passenger** · 01-20-22 18:13

Originally Posted by Trobber222 [View Original Post]

Going to have to plan in advance from the sounds of the comms.

Is she MSOG with the hour? At 100/200 I'd be smart to book two back to back 1/2 hours to be sure based on the pics I might be a 5 minute appointment otherwise.

Doubt that msog is available as she isn't full service.

**Trobber222** · 01-20-22 15:32

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

Going to have to plan in advance from the sounds of the comms.

Is she MSOG with the hour? At 100/200 I'd be smart to book two back to back 1/2 hours to be sure based on the pics I might be a 5 minute appointment otherwise.

**TeeTime69** · 01-20-22 15:14

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

Top girl for BBBJ and BBFS, 36 or 37 times with CIP about $8900 over about 17 months with extended breaks, including her visit to her Uncle. Average session about $185. The rest is emergency housing, telephone equipment, transportation. Chaos follows her.

Girl #2 was a sugar baby and I spent about $6500 in 5 years. The sex was infrequent.

The rest are inconsequential in terms of spending. Mostly market rate massages.

**Jp1225** · 01-20-22 14:12

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

For me, it started with dropping $180 at LA Spa in Portland at 23 years ago. I blew thru $40 k of 401 k. If I miss a week of mongering I go 3-4 times the next. For me I would say it's at $20 k a year. 23 years. Hell let's factor in gas money and and time and call it $500 k.

1/2 a million. Just took out a 30 year mortgage for that much. Could have paid cash. That's the power of pussy.

**Member #6244** · 01-20-22 12:41

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

She's still down for the DFK. I don't partake but she definitely gestured it toward me when I saw her. To each his own I just have no interest in kissing a provider at this point in my life since I'm committed.

**JietMan** · 01-20-22 12:19

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

My team of Accountants (not the kind I know from TikTok) should have it tallied up by the April 18 deadline.

What else would I spend my IRA and 401-k RMD on?

https://youtu.be/D9QCvgKW7fk