Streetwalker Reports

[Real1211]

I started a list of every girl I fucked since I lost my cherry 50 years ago. I am over 100. I separated them free and slores. 70 of them since I started the hobby about 15 years ago.

I started dabbling in the hobby in mid 2017 after my divorce, didn't start keeping track until 2020. In 2020 I had 74 "dates" I don't do the streetwalker scene these where mainly girls from tryst, eros and s / a and maybe 3 or 4 from stg's. Total spent in 2020 was a bit over twenty grand which was still a lot less than what my ex wife would piss away on stupid shit in a year. Have not did the numbers for for 2021 yet.

[NeedSweetLoven]

Hit the south loop tonight and cold is leaving it empty. Found a skinny Latina she stood outside as I kept motioning her to come in. She opens the door and asks how much I have. Ok this doesn't feel right. Said come in shut the door it's cold. Again asked how much. I asked if she's LE just to change the topic. She then asked if I am going to hurt her. Well now she's in so figure she's not le but still suspicious. Settle on a price then she says let's park in the park, I am like absolutely not, let's just park around here. She says it has to be in the park. Said sorry hope you stay warm tonight and she left. That was such a weird exchange.

[EastsideGuy4]

Do any of you fellow Kings keep track? If so, what are your numbers?

I don't know if I'm alone here but I've not fucked any stores yet. Head game only in in the store game. But, I've hunted in the very low 3 figures of non professionals. Like those Coochie mentions from his Chicago adventures. I'm not opposed to fucking the right spinner. In fact that. Sounds awesome right now. I'm just terrified of getting caught and potentially losing my job etc etc. The old store and egg argument: how do you find a (not bat shit crazy) utr without having the utr to begin with. Before we get to the toftt argument, I couldn't risk the downside. So low numbers. Happy to fund someone else's toftt trial, but until I get senior status, it'll be playing in the minors for ESG4.

[Coochie Eater]

I started a list of every girl I fucked since I lost my cherry 50 years ago. I am over 100. I separated them free and slores. 70 of them since I started the hobby about 15 years ago.

Holy shit the bed, Batman! I was a late fucking bloomer. I had drunk the KoolAid of what the nuns told me, and I thought girls had to be tricked or drunk to want to fuck my skinny, shy, socially inept self. I really didn't get going until after I was married, so it surprised me when I found myself in double digits, even before hunting slores. I'm prolly now in the high six figures and if my dick still worked, I'd be laying them down some more. Once I realized I had a better than average dick size with the ability to forestall my own orgasm, I plunged the depths of women's sexuality. HAHAHA! Women possess a prowess for fornication that outsizes a man's incredibly. And they don't realize it! So all in all, without counting, I've achieved more than a brainwashed Catholic nerd should have. I don't know the real number, but I'm sure it's obscene according to most average guys. (Hint. If you feel as though you're lagging behind, get a gig tending bar for a couple years.) Even today, when I look in the mirror, I say to myself "Yep. If they're drunk, they'll fuck anything. " Running around Chicago with a Black guy putting strippers in bars helped a lot too. Oh well, it's all water under a very rusty bridge today.

Coochie (Reelin' in the Years) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[PNR2004]

I keep (mental) track of my numbers of slores I date throughout the year. In 2020, I performed a sex act by picking up this or that street angel 39 times (two times of which were two girls at once), among 26 different women, 19 of whom I hadn't had prior to 2020. Head from all, fucked two, additionally. I fucked Tina once, and Marietta (now deceased, rest her beautiful soul) once. In 2021, I did it 71 times (one of which was with two girls at once), among 43 different slores, 34 of whom I had never had prior to 2021. Head from all, fucked three of 'them. I fucked Jill twice, fat Ashley thrice, and Rose once.

Everything I do is bareback.

Do any of you fellow Kings keep track? If so, what are your numbers?

I started a list of every girl I fucked since I lost my cherry 50 years ago. I am over 100. I separated them free and slores. 70 of them since I started the hobby about 15 years ago.

[ScooterAllCity]

Actually have an appointment to get window tints Monday haha.

Don't go to dark, you could get stopped for that too. I suggest one shade darker than legal. That's 15% if my memory is correct.

[WenRegnom88]

Now that I think about it. She was a very light skinned latina. Mari and mottie makes perfect sense. She was probably like 5'5-5'7. I thought she looked pretty good and she def had a nice waist when she dropped her yoga pants down and started finger blasting herself.

Good tips below. Thank you. Actually have an appointment to get window tints Monday haha. For a variety of reasons and this hobby being one.

"Mottie" sounds exactly how Mari pronounces her name, with a Hispanic accent. It's short for "Marisol". She is definitely not white, though. Medium-brown-skinned Hispanic. Frightening countenance, albeit accompanying a decent appearance. Are you sure she was white? Because I can't imagine two hookers both called "Mottie". LOL.

I do not trust the strangers to divulge my parking spots. I do give out girls' numbers, if the girl has given me permission to do so to complete strangers I've never seen before. If the girls feel like being that risky, that's their problem. I am not that risky. I will, however, give you some advice in picking a spot, and about your stated problem of your windows not being tinted.

Take the girls far away from their stomping grounds. So far that they will want a ride back, and thus will not quit on you after 3 minutes and hop out. It can be helpful to ask a slore before you let her in, whether she's willing to come out to such-and-such an intersection. Screen out the unwilling ones before they can get in and make demands. This way, you'll secure a minimum of 15 minutes out of most of them (if you're not cuming sooner).

Don't worry about window tint. People see me getting my dick sucked all the time. I've gotten used to it. A little logic and imagination go a long way when determining which of life's avenues to invest your energy in. My logic and imagination have always instructed me that the police in Silver City must receive countless phone calls daily, reporting chicks fucking, sucking, or stroking dudes in cars. The observation which most strongly supports this hypothesis is that the civilians are so deflated and resigned that they do not even bother calling you in! That means that they have tried and learned the hard way that police don't do anything to us! Just have fun, my friend. Try not to be seen, but don't freak out if someone sees you. Unless the voyeur is bitching or pulling out their phone, you can continue fucking or receiving fellatio or manual sex through your precious climax with impunity.

[Coochie Eater]

Had some time to kill and was in the area so I toured the loop. Mostly a spectator sport to me, I assumed the warmer weather may bring them out. Hit G and low and behold there she was at 25th. Taking the brownish blackish snow off the side of the road and washing her hair with it. Guess it's like shampoo and conditioner all in one. I couldn't stop because of traffic so I circled the block to see it again. Too late! Scooped up already. Mr Mazda got her fresh out the shower. Giddit!

Your last john has a very small dick, but shoots a high velocity, very large, very lumpy load! It crosses your lips, leaves a stripe up your forehead, and the majority of it, sticky, lumpy and clumpy lands in your hair! What do you do?

Mother nature has provide an easy cure. Gutter Slush! Yes, that grey-brown slush, full of salt and soot and dissolved fumes is just what you've ordered! Much like getting chewing gum out of your hair, the icy slush with it's dissolved solvents will allow you rake the cum globs off your scalp with your nails. Fresh as a flower with a slushy shower!

Coochie (for more life hacks read "Hints from Heloise") Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Body Shopper]

Last Saturday I was in the area and decided a stroll. Very limited options but saw what appeared to be a half decent looking WSW off G and that weird intersection near Chavez. Busy corner but I took a right after eye contact and pulled in front of the taco truck. She jumped in and we were off. She seemed horny because she was rubbing her clit and had her pants off quick. I negotiated 25 for the BJ even though she asked for 40. Found a place to park and she started goin at it while rubbin her self and asking me to help. Her name was "mottie"? Never heard of the name before. My problem is I'm not familiar if good areas to park nor do I have tinted windows (4 door sedan). I know I need some tint. Needless to say. I never finished and dropped her off by some liquor store on Mitchell and 24th? While I was taking side roads. I drove by what I believe as Dee Dee. Spent time after dropping her off looking for her to no avail. She was wearing a back pack and wow she looked cute! May have been someone else but she looked to be be a SW.

If any seniors are willing to share some spots that I can maybe keep in mind moving forward I would really appreciate it. 2nd time driving near the area. Last time I parked off like 2-3 blocks north of G and like 18th-21 near residential / parking lot that worked out.

Thanks!

"Mottie" sounds exactly how Mari pronounces her name, with a Hispanic accent. It's short for "Marisol". She is definitely not white, though. Medium-brown-skinned Hispanic. Frightening countenance, albeit accompanying a decent appearance. Are you sure she was white? Because I can't imagine two hookers both called "Mottie". LOL.

I do not trust the strangers to divulge my parking spots. I do give out girls' numbers, if the girl has given me permission to do so to complete strangers I've never seen before. If the girls feel like being that risky, that's their problem. I am not that risky. I will, however, give you some advice in picking a spot, and about your stated problem of your windows not being tinted.

Take the girls far away from their stomping grounds. So far that they will want a ride back, and thus will not quit on you after 3 minutes and hop out. It can be helpful to ask a slore before you let her in, whether she's willing to come out to such-and-such an intersection. Screen out the unwilling ones before they can get in and make demands. This way, you'll secure a minimum of 15 minutes out of most of them (if you're not cuming sooner).

Don't worry about window tint. People see me getting my dick sucked all the time. I've gotten used to it. A little logic and imagination go a long way when determining which of life's avenues to invest your energy in. My logic and imagination have always instructed me that the police in Silver City must receive countless phone calls daily, reporting chicks fucking, sucking, or stroking dudes in cars. The observation which most strongly supports this hypothesis is that the civilians are so deflated and resigned that they do not even bother calling you in! That means that they have tried and learned the hard way that police don't do anything to us! Just have fun, my friend. Try not to be seen, but don't freak out if someone sees you. Unless the voyeur is bitching or pulling out their phone, you can continue fucking or receiving fellatio or manual sex through your precious climax with impunity.

[Body Shopper]

I literally burst out laughing when I read this! Very nice report. Thanks for the laugh!

I keep (mental) track of my numbers of slores I date throughout the year. In 2020, I performed a sex act by picking up this or that street angel 39 times (two times of which were two girls at once), among 26 different women, 19 of whom I hadn't had prior to 2020. Head from all, fucked two, additionally. I fucked Tina once, and Marietta (now deceased, rest her beautiful soul) once. In 2021, I did it 71 times (one of which was with two girls at once), among 43 different slores, 34 of whom I had never had prior to 2021. Head from all, fucked three of 'them. I fucked Jill twice, fat Ashley thrice, and Rose once.

Everything I do is bareback.

Do any of you fellow Kings keep track? If so, what are your numbers?

[WenRegnom88]

Last Saturday I was in the area and decided a stroll. Very limited options but saw what appeared to be a half decent looking WSW off G and that weird intersection near Chavez. Busy corner but I took a right after eye contact and pulled in front of the taco truck. She jumped in and we were off. She seemed horny because she was rubbing her clit and had her pants off quick. I negotiated 25 for the BJ even though she asked for 40. Found a place to park and she started goin at it while rubbin her self and asking me to help. Her name was "mottie"? Never heard of the name before. My problem is I'm not familiar if good areas to park nor do I have tinted windows (4 door sedan). I know I need some tint. Needless to say. I never finished and dropped her off by some liquor store on Mitchell and 24th? While I was taking side roads. I drove by what I believe as Dee Dee. Spent time after dropping her off looking for her to no avail. She was wearing a back pack and wow she looked cute! May have been someone else but she looked to be be a SW.

If any seniors are willing to share some spots that I can maybe keep in mind moving forward I would really appreciate it. 2nd time driving near the area. Last time I parked off like 2-3 blocks north of G and like 18th-21 near residential / parking lot that worked out.

Thanks!

[Body Shopper]

Had some time to kill and was in the area so I toured the loop. Mostly a spectator sport to me, I assumed the warmer weather may bring them out. Hit G and low and behold there she was at 25th. Taking the brownish blackish snow off the side of the road and washing her hair with it. Guess it's like shampoo and conditioner all in one. I couldn't stop because of traffic so I circled the block to see it again. Too late! Scooped up already. Mr Mazda got her fresh out the shower. Giddit!

I literally burst out laughing when I read this! Very nice report. Thanks for the laugh!

[MilwNightFun]

Anyone seen SkinnyMini or Courtney lately? I haven't seen either one out in over a month.

With cold weather set in, their not out for very long and don't usually travel further than a block from their trap. *.

[LuvMeABJ]

Anyone seen SkinnyMini or Courtney lately? I haven't seen either one out in over a month.

[BackPain7]

Was out this morning and saw something that caught my interest, Hispanic with a big juicy bottom, it jiggles when she walks, someone beat me to swoop though, any intel on how to this particular unicorn would be greatly appreciated.