Massage Parlor Reports

**MJC0994** · 01-11-22 00:05

Originally Posted by Cardel234 [View Original Post]

Pinetree has an area that you walk into as soon as you open the door that is an unheated room with gym equipment that looks like it's just in storage. There is another door on the far end with a doorbell that you ring. The lady that will be with you the entire time will answer the door. There is a dark aisle that you will walk down. It's nondescript because it's so dark. It looks like rooms off to one side.

Does it look scary in there?

**Horsetrader** · 01-10-22 18:04

Originally Posted by Frenulum [View Original Post]

OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.

The girls at the places mentioned by DCHung are hot, the Baltimore AMP girls are not. In addition to what he mentioned, another great place in Orlando is U-Massage. NDS is New Day Spa. With that information plus Google maps they can all be found. These places are likely to make you feel like you found your long lost girlfriend. Service is very personal.

Some places you do not tip, but might be $200 at the door for 45 minutes. Other places are $80 at the door plus $160 tip for the hour. I haven't been there for a few months, so prices may have changed. Check the Orlando board.

I wouldn't travel to Florida just for this, but I always stop by when I'm in the area.

**Cardel234** · 01-10-22 17:56

Originally Posted by MJC0994 [View Original Post]

How does it look when you first walk in the door? Also as far as the looks they don't have to be super attractive just attractive to want them to put there hands on you I'm looking for.

Pinetree has an area that you walk into as soon as you open the door that is an unheated room with gym equipment that looks like it's just in storage. There is another door on the far end with a doorbell that you ring. The lady that will be with you the entire time will answer the door. There is a dark aisle that you will walk down. It's nondescript because it's so dark. It looks like rooms off to one side.

**DCHung** · 01-10-22 15:54

Originally Posted by MJC0994 [View Original Post]

I came back today in hopes that maybe I'd get an extra offer because since I've been going to massage spots I've always left my underwear on and I recently heard that if you leave that on you most likely won't get offered anything extra. I basically just got the plain massage I got when I still had my underwear on. I have no idea how you were able to get an extra offer. I'm just so disappointing. Also the women there do not make me feel at home and its like when I'm there they don't make me feel good at all. Its basically just get the massage and leave type deal. I'm never going back again.

Get into your birthday suit. Make the first move not grabby but just a sensual caress or rub just under the clothes. It also helps if you're at full attention. It's not rocket science.

**MJC0994** · 01-10-22 14:11

I was curious to know what happened to the spa in Towson if anyone knows.

**DCHung** · 01-10-22 10:26

Originally Posted by Frenulum [View Original Post]

OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.

It was a typo 4 to 5. Referring to the # of attendants.

**Frenulum** · 01-10-22 02:45

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

OK so let's think this through. 45 times hotter than a Baltimore type is equivalent to like Yoko Ono, Rosie O'Donnell, or Oprah.

So considering cost of travel, transfers, and accommodations I'd say a pass to ride Space Mountain would be more exciting. Sorry only stating fact.

**MJC0994** · 01-09-22 23:35

Originally Posted by Cardel234 [View Original Post]

Sorry, but I find the ladies there attractive, but I do. They are not old, they are not young. They are on average, about 45 years of age. Not skinny, not fat. I think they are for the most part, attractive. They tend to be sweet. They hold your hand. They lovingly put your clothes on for you. They are attentive when in the table shower. I think guys don't want you to know that they are special, hoping you will stay away. I think they are great.

How does it look when you first walk in the door? Also as far as the looks they don't have to be super attractive just attractive to want them to put there hands on you I'm looking for.

**MJC0994** · 01-09-22 23:33

Originally Posted by MDFootLover [View Original Post]

I had some time to kill and tried this place out today. I liked how it blended in to the area and able to park around back. The place was very clean. Started with Hannah I believe, about 20 minutes into it, no teasing or anything and another therapist named Cindy came in and randomly switched out with her. Anyway, 20 mins later finally got some ball teasing, she told me to flip and said "good tip" as she pointed at my hard D and finished me. If I was in the area, I'd repeat but I won't drive the 45 mins from home to come there.

I came back today in hopes that maybe I'd get an extra offer because since I've been going to massage spots I've always left my underwear on and I recently heard that if you leave that on you most likely won't get offered anything extra. I basically just got the plain massage I got when I still had my underwear on. I have no idea how you were able to get an extra offer. I'm just so disappointing. Also the women there do not make me feel at home and its like when I'm there they don't make me feel good at all. Its basically just get the massage and leave type deal. I'm never going back again.

**Cardel234** · 01-09-22 18:18

Originally Posted by MJC0994 [View Original Post]

Are the asian women in there somewhat attractive or all the way attractive?

Sorry, but I find the ladies there attractive, but I do. They are not old, they are not young. They are on average, about 45 years of age. Not skinny, not fat. I think they are for the most part, attractive. They tend to be sweet. They hold your hand. They lovingly put your clothes on for you. They are attentive when in the table shower. I think guys don't want you to know that they are special, hoping you will stay away. I think they are great.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 01-09-22 17:58

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

Here here.

**Korman23** · 01-09-22 14:22

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

I'd love to make an ampt trip to FL but these days I don't really have the time available. NY offers a lot of great options too though.

**DCHung** · 01-09-22 08:50

Originally Posted by Horsetrader [View Original Post]

I haven't seen an "all the way attractive" Asian woman in any Baltimore area AMP since Moonlight closed. That was something like 10 years ago. Greenbelt is a bit better. Philadelphia is better yet, though I haven't been there in about 3 months. Some out of the region still have hotties, Orlando being my favorite because they are also nymphomaniacs.

Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

**DCHung** · 01-09-22 08:46

Originally Posted by MJC0994 [View Original Post]

Are the asian women in there somewhat attractive or all the way attractive?

Only if you can close your eyes and imagine you're with a hot Asian. That's the only way you'll find a hot one there.

**MJC0994** · 01-09-22 01:27

Originally Posted by MDFootLover [View Original Post]

I had some time to kill and tried this place out today. I liked how it blended in to the area and able to park around back. The place was very clean. Started with Hannah I believe, about 20 minutes into it, no teasing or anything and another therapist named Cindy came in and randomly switched out with her. Anyway, 20 mins later finally got some ball teasing, she told me to flip and said "good tip" as she pointed at my hard D and finished me. If I was in the area, I'd repeat but I won't drive the 45 mins from home to come there.

Check your PM's I sent you a message there.