BBBJ and BBFS

[Asmodeus]

You're in luck. The Lurker Extrordinaire Award does indeed come with a cash award. To collect all you have to do is download a few pics from an obscure amateur porn forum and post them on LC along with a claim that even though you don't know what a monger wants you'll do it better than he's ever had if only he'll just CashApp or Venmo you enough Uber money to get to his place. As P. T. Barnhum once said: "There's a sucker born every minute. . . And every 6. 9 minutes there's one born that will pay good money just for the promise of a good suck. . . ".

We appear to have the same target analysis methodology, but I respectfully posit that given its logical foundation it is more Vulcan than Klingon (that being said, tho, please know that when the planets align in a particular manner I am the first to want to find a willing partner and get down with a Klingon Mating Ritual like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o).

LOL, You left me cracking up with that one, but you are very correct. There is a sucker born every minute. And that guides me to the guys here that I have seen post about them sending donations before a meet. I am sorry guys, but I live by a simple rule. A fool and his money are soon parted. I don't care what the story is. They need to pay for the room, they are just making sure you are going show up, whatever. Never buy a pig in a bag. If you can't see what you are getting, move on. If first you pass the cash, Second she'll be gone in a flash.

Wow. Worf. I haven't seen that in a while. Reminds me of my ex-wife. The screaming and the throwing and the ducking and dodging. Without the mating.

Qapla' guys. Qapla'.

[Asmodeus]

Thanks for posting brother.

Good post and I agree with you.

Send us more reviews or experiences you've had, But.

Throw some Paragraphs in you writing instead of one long clump of words.

It makes it easier for us to read.

My bad. Sometimes I get a little carried away when I express myself. But you are correct, my English teacher would have given me a fit back in the day if I had given her a paper written like that with no separation between points. Thanks for pointing it out.

[TooHotForYou]

Anyone seen her? Weird she doesn't have any comments or reviews:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/59417381#.

Look at the date on the ad. It's 10 months old. She hasn't been active.

[PeteAppleSeed]

Hey guys. Happy New Year to all of you. This is my first post here. When I saw that dick is too hard complaint, I figured it was time to add something into the mix. That shit had me cracking up. I had something similar happen to be a while back. But truth be told, as a guy in my 50's I had already popped 25 mg of my little blue friend before I started, so the comment to me was oh god it's like a piece of wood. LOL. My bad. LOL. I have found much of the information here valuable. Some, not so much. But overall, it's been a great resource. I've been in the game a number of years, and I have seen all kinda shit. Had run-ins with handlers, narrowly avoided being swept up by LEO, and even saw someone almost OD in front of me. So now I am more mindful of my surroundings and situations. With that said, a lot of you guys have mentioned the silly ads that some of these girls have been posting. Or the silly requests they make for you to see them. From the clowns that say to bring condoms, to the ones that ask for cigarettes or alcohol. Personally, I make it a habit to never waste my time with crap like that. If shit like that is a requirement for a first-time visit, then I'm moving on. I don't mind grabbing something on my way to a provider if it's someone I've seen before, and we have become familiar, but not as a condition for service. But have you guys noticed how some of the ads are being phrased? Terms are thrown around like soul-snatcher, throat-goat and head-doctor. And a lot of them call themselves the best in Atlanta. The ads that go like best GFE, or will do the things your wife or girlfriend won't do. Etc. Then you get the turnaround. You guys ever watched those ads on TV that says how great a medication is in the first 20 seconds? Then for the next 60 second they tell you about the side effects. May cause this, may cause that, and everything it may cause is worse than what you would take the med for? That's how stupid these ads are that a lotta these girls are posting. So best GFE etc, then it goes on to say no kissing, no DATY, no BBJ, no ANAL and goes on NO NO NO. Is this supposed to attract clients? Then the prices. 100 QV. 200 HH.s.

Thanks for posting brother.

Good post and I agree with you.

Send us more reviews or experiences you've had, But.

Throw some Paragraphs in you writing instead of one long clump of words.

It makes it easier for us to read.

[Effnonit]

Game recognizes game, my friend, and your first post contains the kind of substantive content that can only be learned by having lived through the best and been scared sh**less by the worst our common endeavor has to offer. Not my decision but should anyone ask me I'd recommend you for immediate Senior Member status as you obviously qualify. (I'd also nominate you for a Lurker Extrordinaire Award and try my best to guilt trip you into posting more so we all can learn from your successes and mistakes.). Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one having the same thoughts.

LOL Lurker Award. I like that. You made my day. These are hard times, could I have that in cash? LOL.

You're in luck. The Lurker Extrordinaire Award does indeed come with a cash award. To collect all you have to do is download a few pics from an obscure amateur porn forum and post them on LC along with a claim that even though you don't know what a monger wants you'll do it better than he's ever had if only he'll just CashApp or Venmo you enough Uber money to get to his place. As P. T. Barnhum once said: "There's a sucker born every minute. . . And every 6. 9 minutes there's one born that will pay good money just for the promise of a good suck. . . ".

But yeah, Lurker indeed. Although I simply consider myself to be cloaked. Like the Romulans, gathering intel. Then like Klingons preparing to attack once I have selected my target. I think though that most of you would admit, seeing some of these girls is like going into battle. You never know what you will face. And remember, the ones that say no bf, no pimp, no handler etc, are the ones that you should be most careful about, because they usually have exactly that. I try to pick apart the ad word for word. Looking for inconsistencies, then a little due diligence to look up phone numbers etc. Gathering intel is essential. I even go as far as to google map addresses and locations these girls give me with the satellite layer enabled and take a close look at the layout of the land. To some it may seem like overkill, but it has served me well. Well guy, have a great weekend. Live long and prosper.

We appear to have the same target analysis methodology, but I respectfully posit that given its logical foundation it is more Vulcan than Klingon (that being said, tho, please know that when the planets align in a particular manner I am the first to want to find a willing partner and get down with a Klingon Mating Ritual like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o).

[StarTrek993]

Anyone seen her? Weird she doesn't have any comments or reviews:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/59417381#.

[Asmodeus]

Game recognizes game, my friend, and your first post contains the kind of substantive content that can only be learned by having lived through the best and been scared sh**less by the worst our common endeavor has to offer. Not my decision but should anyone ask me I'd recommend you for immediate Senior Member status as you obviously qualify. (I'd also nominate you for a Lurker Extrordinaire Award and try my best to guilt trip you into posting more so we all can learn from your successes and mistakes.).

Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one having the same thoughts.

LOL Lurker Award. I like that. You made my day. These are hard times, could I have that in cash? LOL.

But yeah, Lurker indeed. Although I simply consider myself to be cloaked. Like the Romulans, gathering intel. Then like Klingons preparing to attack once I have selected my target.

I think though that most of you would admit, seeing some of these girls is like going into battle. You never know what you will face. And remember, the ones that say no bf, no pimp, no handler etc, are the ones that you should be most careful about, because they usually have exactly that. I try to pick apart the ad word for word. Looking for inconsistencies, then a little due diligence to look up phone numbers etc. Gathering intel is essential. I even go as far as to google map addresses and locations these girls give me with the satellite layer enabled and take a close look at the layout of the land. To some it may seem like overkill, but it has served me well.

Well guy, have a great weekend.

Live long and prosper.

[KodiacZiller]

Thanks for the info, this is truely helpful. It sounds like she proides a good service for a realativly fair price. -- So no drips or burns a few days later then?

I reported this one same night so I'm not sure, but this morning so far so good. I feel fine.

[MrHobbyist]

I decided to give this one a try, I was talking to this one for a few days but I didn't pull the trigger till now because of my last encounter with a provider. Finally tonight I told her to facetime me on snapchat, which she did and then I was on my way. She's out of a notel on glenwood in Decatur. I drove around a couple times but didn't see any shady characters hanging outside. I texted her when I arrived and she gave me the room number almost right away which I was happy about cause I hate waiting outside especially horny. I get into the room and I make sure the door is locked and also not fucking broken on the frame and I proceeded to check the bathroom and the room was clear. She did have her cat in the room but for me that wasn't a problem at all. She does set a timer but I decided to go with the hh for $200 but that's a bareback hh (a little steep still but not crazy given what these other hoes charge for a bunch of no's) but anyway she sets a timer which doesn't really bother me because all in all we spent about 20 minutes total (she didn't rush me). I'm not gunna lie she gives some pretty good head, she does it slow with a lot of tongue and will go down almost to the balls, I had to stop her otherwise she would've kept going. She told me she liked it from behind, which is something I like too so I went in behind and I didn't smell any odor or anything but the ONLY problem I had with the whole encounter was that she was kinda pulling away which I hate cause I was hoping to beat it up like the dude in the video, I love watching that ass ripple from behind. I got my nut off CIP and we cleaned up and then she told me her life story which I'm not gunna lie was pretty sad. She does have demons if that's a deal breaker for any of why'all, she told me when she told me her life story (most of these women on LC have demons). I'd say all in in all I was there for about an hour total. I drove her to the Texaco down the street and I headed home.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/73115830#.

Thanks for the info, this is truely helpful. It sounds like she proides a good service for a realativly fair price. -- So no drips or burns a few days later then?

[KodiacZiller]

I decided to give this one a try, I was talking to this one for a few days but I didn't pull the trigger till now because of my last encounter with a provider. Finally tonight I told her to facetime me on snapchat, which she did and then I was on my way. She's out of a notel on glenwood in Decatur. I drove around a couple times but didn't see any shady characters hanging outside. I texted her when I arrived and she gave me the room number almost right away which I was happy about cause I hate waiting outside especially horny. I get into the room and I make sure the door is locked and also not fucking broken on the frame and I proceeded to check the bathroom and the room was clear. She did have her cat in the room but for me that wasn't a problem at all. She does set a timer but I decided to go with the hh for $200 but that's a bareback hh (a little steep still but not crazy given what these other hoes charge for a bunch of no's) but anyway she sets a timer which doesn't really bother me because all in all we spent about 20 minutes total (she didn't rush me). I'm not gunna lie she gives some pretty good head, she does it slow with a lot of tongue and will go down almost to the balls, I had to stop her otherwise she would've kept going. She told me she liked it from behind, which is something I like too so I went in behind and I didn't smell any odor or anything but the ONLY problem I had with the whole encounter was that she was kinda pulling away which I hate cause I was hoping to beat it up like the dude in the video, I love watching that ass ripple from behind. I got my nut off CIP and we cleaned up and then she told me her life story which I'm not gunna lie was pretty sad. She does have demons if that's a deal breaker for any of why'all, she told me when she told me her life story (most of these women on LC have demons). I'd say all in in all I was there for about an hour total. I drove her to the Texaco down the street and I headed home.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/73115830#.

[Parrot Scope]

Her looks never bothered me. Her skill negated that. And her health is definitely what I'm worried about. Can't chance it.

Yea I've heard some rumors on the streets of LW about her.

Next time I go there, I'm going to find her and get the update.

[Schelong]

LOL I definitely hear you on that.

She has always been very ugly though. I'm just more concerned about her health, if you know what I mean.

Her looks never bothered me. Her skill negated that. And her health is definitely what I'm worried about. Can't chance it.

[Parrot Scope]

Yeah. I'm sure she's still around but she's degraded too far for me. No comfortable seeing her.

LOL I definitely hear you on that.

She has always been very ugly though. I'm just more concerned about her health, if you know what I mean.

[Schelong]

Angie fell off?

Who do you mean? The one on Lakewood? Her looks have gotten even worse. But I'm sure she's still in the area and can be used.

Yeah. I'm sure she's still around but she's degraded too far for me. No comfortable seeing her.

[Parrot Scope]

No harm P.S. In hindsight, she did get a little deeper when I relaxed a bit. I been on the hunt for a throatist since Angie fell off. She's a tough act to follow smh. And none of these self proclaimed GOATs can perform as advertised. If anyone has the lead on a pole swallower, hit me up.

Angie fell off?

Who do you mean? The one on Lakewood? Her looks have gotten even worse. But I'm sure she's still in the area and can be used.