Massage Parlor Reports

**Yoda492** · 01-02-22 20:18

Any update on services in Alexandria. Anyone receive HE. I've been a couple time but only DIY.

**CrayonMan720** · 01-02-22 11:03

Originally Posted by Kenal1 [View Original Post]

Since you're new I won't give you a hard time about RTFF (look that up in the "abbreviations" tab). Goose is pretty much automatic as far as a HJ is concerned. Been there many times and have always gotten one.

Hey brother I appreciate the help! I did read the "fine"128514; forums, but I obviously missed the info on goose, thanks for the help again I will give it a go! Happy holidays!

**Kenal1** · 01-02-22 01:09

Originally Posted by Crayonman720 [View Original Post]

Hey why'all, I'm a long time lurker but new poster, anyways has anyone been to the Chinese goose Massage in kenwood and did you get lucky? Been thinking about checking it out but want some input.

Since you're new I won't give you a hard time about RTFF (look that up in the "abbreviations" tab). Goose is pretty much automatic as far as a HJ is concerned. Been there many times and have always gotten one.

**CrayonMan720** · 01-01-22 21:03

Hey why'all, I'm a long time lurker but new poster, anyways has anyone been to the Chinese goose Massage in kenwood and did you get lucky? Been thinking about checking it out but want some input.

**LurkinGround** · 01-01-22 19:41

Originally Posted by Gonz199 [View Original Post]

Hmmm. I don't know about "so many. " Last time I tried the hotel gals there were really only two handlers, and those two may have actually been the same guy. Of course, that was just my experience on that particular day. Who really knows what all the connections are or aren't?

I've never dealt with a guy in over 30 meetings. I use several burner apps and have gotten different rates and locations reaching out to different numbers. Other times, I get the same rates and location. Every time I spoke to a handler, it is a female. And not the actual girl. I've had a couple of them give their cell # to bypass to bypass their boss, LOL.

**FindlayGuy** · 01-01-22 17:47

I will be through cinci next week. Any recommendations on any private providers that offer FS? Feel free to PM me. I found this one and she looked pretty good.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/209695

**Gonz199** · 01-01-22 17:38

Originally Posted by LurkinGround [View Original Post]

I grew tired of the AMP scene, took me about 50 visits though, LOL.

I have since switched to the "Hotel Asian" scene because I find it to be less hassle, more private and I know FS is a given not just a hope.

True, you never know who is going to open that door but that can be said of just about any provider, even the ones with glowing reviews on here, LOL! Service varies as well, some won't do BBBJ but when is the last time you got BBBJ at a parlor?? Others do it willingly, others for a small tip. Even this scene is starting to grow old though, with an ongoing string of similar looking faces in cheap hotel rooms. Most of the times I don't post about them.

I ended 2021 today by going to see one. A cut above what I have seen in recent visits. She was maybe about a 7-7. 5 in the face, 8-8. 5 in the body but her tits were close to a 10 and I'm not even a boob guy. Soft skin, very accommodating, vocal, smiled, dirty talk. CBJ unfortunately followed by cowgirl, doggie, mish and then a great HJ finish (I have trouble nutting with a cover at times).

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/261534

I rarely see any posts about the hotel asians. Maybe they need their own thread. There are so many numbers its hard to track them all and some are running multiple ads going to the same handler.

Hmmm. I don't know about "so many. " Last time I tried the hotel gals there were really only two handlers, and those two may have actually been the same guy. Of course, that was just my experience on that particular day. Who really knows what all the connections are or aren't?

**TapThat** · 01-01-22 02:40

To the best of my knowledge.

I have only recieved a business card at 1 location. And it had the Name Angel on it.

And they offered after 10 visit, the 11th was free.

And yes, it does make you realize more of how much you spend.

Also, I miss Angel from Dent.

**HotBoss** · 01-01-22 00:38

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

Never Received a business card at any AMP in any city in 30 years. I've received several blow jobs and full service when looking, you must be special or give off a cop vibe.

Some places used to give a business card that was used to track repeat visits for the purpose of a free massage after 10 visits. This actually made me reflect on how much money I've spent.

I've read posts about how guys think the girl is trying to give him her number when in fact they are just trying to build their business.

**HotBoss** · 01-01-22 00:30

Originally Posted by ScuttleNutt [View Original Post]

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

This is nonsense.

They are independent small businesses that buy marketing materials from the same places, just like hospitals all display the same red sign that says "Emergency". I know many of these owners and some don't even like each other. We do have parlors in Ohio that own a couple of places but there's no conspiracy of secret Chinese mafia. Most of these are owned and operated by an ambitious old woman often using the good credit of her husband or boyfriend to obtain a commercial lease.

Let's not encourage a federal Rico investigation. Some guys will read your words and repeat them.

**Below Me** · 12-31-21 20:16

Originally Posted by ScuttleNutt [View Original Post]

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

Never Received a business card at any AMP in any city in 30 years. I've received several blow jobs and full service when looking, you must be special or give off a cop vibe.

**LurkinGround** · 12-31-21 15:53

I grew tired of the AMP scene, took me about 50 visits though, LOL.

I have since switched to the "Hotel Asian" scene because I find it to be less hassle, more private and I know FS is a given not just a hope.

True, you never know who is going to open that door but that can be said of just about any provider, even the ones with glowing reviews on here, LOL! Service varies as well, some won't do BBBJ but when is the last time you got BBBJ at a parlor?? Others do it willingly, others for a small tip. Even this scene is starting to grow old though, with an ongoing string of similar looking faces in cheap hotel rooms. Most of the times I don't post about them.

I ended 2021 today by going to see one. A cut above what I have seen in recent visits. She was maybe about a 7-7. 5 in the face, 8-8. 5 in the body but her tits were close to a 10 and I'm not even a boob guy. Soft skin, very accommodating, vocal, smiled, dirty talk. CBJ unfortunately followed by cowgirl, doggie, mish and then a great HJ finish (I have trouble nutting with a cover at times).

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/261534

I rarely see any posts about the hotel asians. Maybe they need their own thread. There are so many numbers its hard to track them all and some are running multiple ads going to the same handler.

**ScuttleNutt** · 12-31-21 15:25

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

**Asian Fever 5** · 12-31-21 13:14

Just a heads up boys. The Rona tore through this place and 2 of them got it and are down. But they continue to stay open. Just a warning. Do with it as you please.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 12-31-21 11:12

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

Those 2 are long gone and it's been Lulu and Lily for the month of December. As I reported earlier, Mimi is due back the end of December and based on the amount of traffic in and out of there today, a lot of you filthy animals couldn't wait for her return, including me.

Here's what I learned today as I was interested at least 8 fucking times in my hour that started about 11:20 Thursday morning. They tell everyone of you the same fucking thing, repeat after me: Busy. Come back 60 minutes. You people need to learn how to use your phone for more than a GPS. You know you can call. And make an appointment right? You simply call and say I'll be there in 30 minutes and show up. Everyone of you came in asked "how long?" were told 30 or 60 minutes, then complained about how far you drove to get there, etc. Like she was going to say, "oh so sorry, I take you back now. " At least none of you waited in the lobby. While you were waiting I was drilling Mimi in Mish (her fave) then flipped her over for doggie while I moved that table with every stroke until her head head hit the wall. That's the kind of service you get when you call ahead.

Here's a fun fact for you. These girls don't care who they see when. Everyone of you came back in 30 minutes. Guess who they take? Whoever walks in the second I leave. You didn't see me come in or out because I use the back door which I alert them to in advance. The owner, who I've seen once, texts me Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving on those holidays. I waited in their kitchen for 10 minutes while Mimi finished the other monger. When she walked back with a wad of paper towels she was happy to see me as I groped her before she went back to get the other guy out. They take no breaks between us. When they tell you 30 or 60 minutes you better arrange to be there or you'll be hearing that all day. I know some of you were newbies today, I can tell by your brief conversations with them. That dams chime went off every 5 minutes like clockwork.

So, call ahead and leave the rest of us to some uninterrupted fun. By the way, I bet Cherry is as fun as Mimi. She let me play with her tips when she let me in the back door. Now have some fun I'm away on business the rest of the month.

Happy new year BlowMe. I always phone ahead an they are ready for my time when I arrive. Seen MiMi many times She would let me play with her pussy an tits watch time. When she returns think I will see if I can Play with her tips too. LOL stay safe HB. I will be leaving the area in couple weeks for the winter.