Massage Parlor Reports

[HotBoss]

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

This is nonsense.

They are independent small businesses that buy marketing materials from the same places, just like hospitals all display the same red sign that says "Emergency". I know many of these owners and some don't even like each other. We do have parlors in Ohio that own a couple of places but there's no conspiracy of secret Chinese mafia. Most of these are owned and operated by an ambitious old woman often using the good credit of her husband or boyfriend to obtain a commercial lease.

Let's not encourage a federal Rico investigation. Some guys will read your words and repeat them.

[Below Me]

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

Never Received a business card at any AMP in any city in 30 years. I've received several blow jobs and full service when looking, you must be special or give off a cop vibe.

[LurkinGround]

I grew tired of the AMP scene, took me about 50 visits though, LOL.

I have since switched to the "Hotel Asian" scene because I find it to be less hassle, more private and I know FS is a given not just a hope.

True, you never know who is going to open that door but that can be said of just about any provider, even the ones with glowing reviews on here, LOL! Service varies as well, some won't do BBBJ but when is the last time you got BBBJ at a parlor?? Others do it willingly, others for a small tip. Even this scene is starting to grow old though, with an ongoing string of similar looking faces in cheap hotel rooms. Most of the times I don't post about them.

I ended 2021 today by going to see one. A cut above what I have seen in recent visits. She was maybe about a 7-7. 5 in the face, 8-8. 5 in the body but her tits were close to a 10 and I'm not even a boob guy. Soft skin, very accommodating, vocal, smiled, dirty talk. CBJ unfortunately followed by cowgirl, doggie, mish and then a great HJ finish (I have trouble nutting with a cover at times).

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/261534

I rarely see any posts about the hotel asians. Maybe they need their own thread. There are so many numbers its hard to track them all and some are running multiple ads going to the same handler.

[ScuttleNutt]

Now hold with me boys, because I've had this idea for a while, but after my latest experience, thought it finally worth sharing.

I have been to several, if not all, the parlors named "asian massage" in the Cincinnati area. I have always been pretty sure they are owned by the same person -- they all have EXACTLY the same marketing signage on the front, use the same music, etc.

But the thing that always got me, was on the times that I tried to receive extras, I would always be given a business card with the same name written on it. That name was always "Tina. ".

After about the third time that happened, I just reasoned that it's a code they use to identify handsy customers or guys looking for extras.

Has anyone else run into this?

[Asian Fever 5]

Just a heads up boys. The Rona tore through this place and 2 of them got it and are down. But they continue to stay open. Just a warning. Do with it as you please.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Those 2 are long gone and it's been Lulu and Lily for the month of December. As I reported earlier, Mimi is due back the end of December and based on the amount of traffic in and out of there today, a lot of you filthy animals couldn't wait for her return, including me.

Here's what I learned today as I was interested at least 8 fucking times in my hour that started about 11:20 Thursday morning. They tell everyone of you the same fucking thing, repeat after me: Busy. Come back 60 minutes. You people need to learn how to use your phone for more than a GPS. You know you can call. And make an appointment right? You simply call and say I'll be there in 30 minutes and show up. Everyone of you came in asked "how long?" were told 30 or 60 minutes, then complained about how far you drove to get there, etc. Like she was going to say, "oh so sorry, I take you back now. " At least none of you waited in the lobby. While you were waiting I was drilling Mimi in Mish (her fave) then flipped her over for doggie while I moved that table with every stroke until her head head hit the wall. That's the kind of service you get when you call ahead.

Here's a fun fact for you. These girls don't care who they see when. Everyone of you came back in 30 minutes. Guess who they take? Whoever walks in the second I leave. You didn't see me come in or out because I use the back door which I alert them to in advance. The owner, who I've seen once, texts me Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving on those holidays. I waited in their kitchen for 10 minutes while Mimi finished the other monger. When she walked back with a wad of paper towels she was happy to see me as I groped her before she went back to get the other guy out. They take no breaks between us. When they tell you 30 or 60 minutes you better arrange to be there or you'll be hearing that all day. I know some of you were newbies today, I can tell by your brief conversations with them. That dams chime went off every 5 minutes like clockwork.

So, call ahead and leave the rest of us to some uninterrupted fun. By the way, I bet Cherry is as fun as Mimi. She let me play with her tips when she let me in the back door. Now have some fun I'm away on business the rest of the month.

Happy new year BlowMe. I always phone ahead an they are ready for my time when I arrive. Seen MiMi many times She would let me play with her pussy an tits watch time. When she returns think I will see if I can Play with her tips too. LOL stay safe HB. I will be leaving the area in couple weeks for the winter.

[Below Me]

Haven't seen very much reported on the new lineup other than just a couple of posts.

Going to head over soon to check it out and report back. Last time in was a few weeks back and saw Fifi and had an awesome time. She was hot af too. Saw Dodo there as well who didn't look as good but would've done the job in a pinch. I've been hearing Mimi will be back soon so maybe I'll wait but I'm sure she'll draw a crowd like last time LOL.

Also need to get back over to Moon. That place was Ol' reliable for me not too long ago.

Those 2 are long gone and it's been Lulu and Lily for the month of December. As I reported earlier, Mimi is due back the end of December and based on the amount of traffic in and out of there today, a lot of you filthy animals couldn't wait for her return, including me.

Here's what I learned today as I was interested at least 8 fucking times in my hour that started about 11:20 Thursday morning. They tell everyone of you the same fucking thing, repeat after me: Busy. Come back 60 minutes. You people need to learn how to use your phone for more than a GPS. You know you can call. And make an appointment right? You simply call and say I'll be there in 30 minutes and show up. Everyone of you came in asked "how long?" were told 30 or 60 minutes, then complained about how far you drove to get there, etc. Like she was going to say, "oh so sorry, I take you back now. " At least none of you waited in the lobby. While you were waiting I was drilling Mimi in Mish (her fave) then flipped her over for doggie while I moved that table with every stroke until her head head hit the wall. That's the kind of service you get when you call ahead.

Here's a fun fact for you. These girls don't care who they see when. Everyone of you came back in 30 minutes. Guess who they take? Whoever walks in the second I leave. You didn't see me come in or out because I use the back door which I alert them to in advance. The owner, who I've seen once, texts me Merry Christmas and Happy Thanksgiving on those holidays. I waited in their kitchen for 10 minutes while Mimi finished the other monger. When she walked back with a wad of paper towels she was happy to see me as I groped her before she went back to get the other guy out. They take no breaks between us. When they tell you 30 or 60 minutes you better arrange to be there or you'll be hearing that all day. I know some of you were newbies today, I can tell by your brief conversations with them. That dams chime went off every 5 minutes like clockwork.

So, call ahead and leave the rest of us to some uninterrupted fun. By the way, I bet Cherry is as fun as Mimi. She let me play with her tips when she let me in the back door. Now have some fun I'm away on business the rest of the month.

[JustGlassin]

Wouldn't surprise me if she actually did. There was an AMP over at montgomery and kemper in a strip mall called something like the "Refresh Center. " Busted and closed around 2018. It was right next door in the same strip to a Korean restaurant that I think is still open. Most of the time I got standard HEs, some better than avg. And a few times they brought over younger more attractive ladies when I declined the one offered and started to walk. I got the sense there was some staffing overlap with the restaurant they could tap.

Makes me think of that AMP a bit further south on Montgomery in the strip mall behind the McDs. (since busted and closed too) Most of those girls there were a cut above, like attractive enough to date. Wouldn't surprise me if they were doing some escorting at night or the weekends.

Pretty sure the people that owned the old place behind McDonald's actually went totally legit and owns Risen Day Spa at Harpers Pointe. Went twice cute girls both times but it's as legit as massage envy.

[BackToZero]

Haven't seen very much reported on the new lineup other than just a couple of posts.

Going to head over soon to check it out and report back. Last time in was a few weeks back and saw Fifi and had an awesome time. She was hot af too. Saw Dodo there as well who didn't look as good but would've done the job in a pinch. I've been hearing Mimi will be back soon so maybe I'll wait but I'm sure she'll draw a crowd like last time LOL.

Also need to get back over to Moon. That place was Ol' reliable for me not too long ago.

[PearishBA]

Merry Christmas. Had diffrent girl named "eslie" Looked like she just pulled a 16 hour shift cooking in a Chinese resteraunt kitchen.

Wouldn't surprise me if she actually did. There was an AMP over at montgomery and kemper in a strip mall called something like the "Refresh Center. " Busted and closed around 2018. It was right next door in the same strip to a Korean restaurant that I think is still open. Most of the time I got standard HEs, some better than avg. And a few times they brought over younger more attractive ladies when I declined the one offered and started to walk. I got the sense there was some staffing overlap with the restaurant they could tap.

Makes me think of that AMP a bit further south on Montgomery in the strip mall behind the McDs. (since busted and closed too) Most of those girls there were a cut above, like attractive enough to date. Wouldn't surprise me if they were doing some escorting at night or the weekends.

[PearishBA]

I was in your fine city a few months ago and got a very good massage + standard HE at 7370 kingsgate.

I see there is an old ad from 11/30 on STG. Anyone been to this location recently? Are they still open?

Any other recommendations for a good massage and standard finish on the north side?

I'll be back in town next week.

Thanks,

A91.

Recently busted and retired to a deluxe AMP apartment in the sky. Say your prayers Cincy will provide enough good transactional sex one day to be called a fine city again.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I see there is an old ad from 11/30 on STG. Anyone been to this location recently? Are they still open?

Any other recommendations for a good massage and standard finish on the north side?

I'll be back in town next week.

Thanks,

A91.

Sad to say LEO shut them down.

[AlphaTek1]

Wasn't really picking on you personally friend, just doing a PSA. I've been at this game a long time and have seen your story pop up from time to time. Everyone deserves the best service for their money at an AMP and I see too many guys not I invest enough time in these pages to make themselves an informed monger when they walk in the door. We all make mistakes from time to time and I've made my share, just trying to help my brothers eliminate the not so obvious easy ones. Merry Christmas!

Thank you for all your, and other seniors, advice. Next time I'll have my game face on.

Cheers.

[Admiral91]

I was in your fine city a few months ago and got a very good massage + standard HE at 7370 kingsgate.

I see there is an old ad from 11/30 on STG. Anyone been to this location recently? Are they still open?

Any other recommendations for a good massage and standard finish on the north side?

I'll be back in town next week.

Thanks,

A91.

[IronBalls1]

I don't recall anyone mentioning this place in a long, long time. Are they still in business? Anyone been there lately? HE used to be fairly "automatic", but that was about all. I've been there a number of times in the past but not in the past couple years, and I don't think I was ever granted OTC or anything beyond a HE.

I know somebody who's been there recently and he did not get OTC or anything beyond a HE.