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**HoWhisperer** · 12-31-21 22:29

Originally Posted by PeterJohnson [View Original Post]

I have far too many stories like this...

I met this one woman years ago from a phone chat line and we went up to her bedroom and her kid was maybe 5 and he wanted her attention and she just closed the door right in his face, and he started to cry. I did the deed, but felt bad for the little guy.

Another from the phone line (Quest Personals) probably about a 4 y/o and she took me to the bedroom to get busy and left the door open with the little girl just standing out there. WTF, so I had to get up and close the door, before we started. That little kid started to cry as well and I had to finish more quickly.

Another phone line girl had her son sleeping in the corner of the living room, while we did it on the pull out sofa bed she slept on. She said he wouldn't wake up and he didn't.

And I did this one Backpage girl in Mississippi and she was in a one bedroom apt and has this cardboard standing up against where you would walk to the bedrooms and her kids were back there, while we did the deed on the couch. They were saying "Daddy, daddy? Ummm. Nope, not your daddy.

Definitely some less than stellar parenting out there.

ROFLMAO. . . Reading this post reminded me of why I've always found "Anonymous" meetings counter-productive: I always emerge thinking to myself "I may have a problem, but at least I haven't gotten to THAT point. . . (yet) . . . ".

Then again. . . I once set up an outcall where I needed to pick the chick up from her place. When I got close there she was on the porch waiting along with 2 car seats and a couple 5-7 year olds. When she saw my reaction she immediately started in saying her ride to drop the kids at grandmas cancelled but if I could drop them on the way she's make it up to me; so it's off to grandma's we go. Longest effn ride of my life; and, as luck would have it we passed a McDs about a mile from grandmas and the kids start begging for a happy meal. Since the reason I was there was because mom swallowed I thought it only proper to honor the God of Irony and run through the drive thru. . .

**Peter Johnson** · 12-31-21 21:50

Originally Posted by Androo75 [View Original Post]

My one experience with the infamous 'Jess' at her place involved a kid showing up afterwards, little'dude was like Opie, all spunky and 'yes sir nice to meet you. ' she was literally leaking baby batter as we three stood on her front porch.

I noped the hell out of there, fucking surreal.

Never returned because of that.

I have far too many stories like this...

I met this one woman years ago from a phone chat line and we went up to her bedroom and her kid was maybe 5 and he wanted her attention and she just closed the door right in his face, and he started to cry. I did the deed, but felt bad for the little guy.

Another from the phone line (Quest Personals) probably about a 4 y/o and she took me to the bedroom to get busy and left the door open with the little girl just standing out there. WTF, so I had to get up and close the door, before we started. That little kid started to cry as well and I had to finish more quickly.

Another phone line girl had her son sleeping in the corner of the living room, while we did it on the pull out sofa bed she slept on. She said he wouldn't wake up and he didn't.

And I did this one Backpage girl in Mississippi and she was in a one bedroom apt and has this cardboard standing up against where you would walk to the bedrooms and her kids were back there, while we did the deed on the couch. They were saying "Daddy, daddy? Ummm. Nope, not your daddy.

Definitely some less than stellar parenting out there.

**Androo75** · 12-31-21 15:44

Originally Posted by PlaidRetina [View Original Post]

If there's even a hint that there's children around, I leave. Nothing's more depraved than doing this with children at the location.

My one experience with the infamous 'Jess' at her place involved a kid showing up afterwards, little'dude was like Opie, all spunky and 'yes sir nice to meet you. ' she was literally leaking baby batter as we three stood on her front porch.

I noped the hell out of there, fucking surreal.

Never returned because of that.

**Member #6047** · 12-31-21 15:04

Originally Posted by KnightCrawler [View Original Post]

I could hear 2-3 toddlers whining and roaming about in one of the back rooms. But never saw them.

If there's even a hint that there's children around, I leave. Nothing's more depraved than doing this with children at the location.

**Androo75** · 12-31-21 14:46

Originally Posted by KnightCrawler [View Original Post]

Cakes aka Babycakes.

Link: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/69579568..

I hit Cakes off about 4-5 months ago over at her house in Hapeville. I saw her ad on LC. I have a thing for strippers and providers with tatts. All communication was via text, which I hate. Her qv was $90. Didn't bother with the 30 minutes, but I always leave my options open depending on the mood. Pulled up to this raggedy house with a broken down car in yard and a lawn that had more dirt and rocks than grass. Cakes was waiting for me at the door. She is the girl in the photos and yes, she is petite (short with a slim-thick frame). Soon as I step inside there is zhit every where! I could hear 2-3 toddlers whining and roaming about in one of the back rooms. But never saw them.

We go to a side room next to the living room that looked like it subbed as a storage room with a small mattress and EVERYTHING ELSE. I hand over the donation and we get down to business. Nothing bare. Lackluster CBJ that was interrupted by one of the kids begging for mommy and knocking on the door. She finally resumes after someone grabbed the kid. The CBJ was meh, but it did the job. Cakes strips down and bends over to reveal that tatted up little plump ass. I dive in and gets to stroking. Decent grip and she was throwing it back. I told her to turn around and that's when it went downhill. Only position on the menu was K9 and then she started rushing with an attitude. Before I know it, there's another knock on the door from one of her little girls. At this point I'm losing that luvin feeling. I I told her to turn back around so I could finish up. I squeezed out a stingy nut and got the hell out. She tried to make small talk. Tells me that she dances at Blue Flame, but I could've cared less at that point.

All in all, I wouldn't repeat.

Great info, I think she's at a motel incall at the moment- would definitely avoid a house situation so thanks 4 the heads up!

Curiously enough she wants to verify with GoogleDuo vs. just texting.

**Knight Crawler** · 12-31-21 13:19

Originally Posted by Androo75 [View Original Post]

Advanced search-Atlanta-Babykakes = NIL.

Cakes aka Babycakes.

Link: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/69579568..

I hit Cakes off about 4-5 months ago over at her house in Hapeville. I saw her ad on LC. I have a thing for strippers and providers with tatts. All communication was via text, which I hate. Her qv was $90. Didn't bother with the 30 minutes, but I always leave my options open depending on the mood. Pulled up to this raggedy house with a broken down car in yard and a lawn that had more dirt and rocks than grass. Cakes was waiting for me at the door. She is the girl in the photos and yes, she is petite (short with a slim-thick frame). Soon as I step inside there is zhit every where! I could hear 2-3 toddlers whining and roaming about in one of the back rooms. But never saw them.

We go to a side room next to the living room that looked like it subbed as a storage room with a small mattress and EVERYTHING ELSE. I hand over the donation and we get down to business. Nothing bare. Lackluster CBJ that was interrupted by one of the kids begging for mommy and knocking on the door. She finally resumes after someone grabbed the kid. The CBJ was meh, but it did the job. Cakes strips down and bends over to reveal that tatted up little plump ass. I dive in and gets to stroking. Decent grip and she was throwing it back. I told her to turn around and that's when it went downhill. Only position on the menu was K9 and then she started rushing with an attitude. Before I know it, there's another knock on the door from one of her little girls. At this point I'm losing that luvin feeling. I I told her to turn back around so I could finish up. I squeezed out a stingy nut and got the hell out. She tried to make small talk. Tells me that she dances at Blue Flame, but I could've cared less at that point.

All in all, I wouldn't repeat.

**MongerW** · 12-31-21 12:31

Originally Posted by PeterJohnson [View Original Post]

Well for some people, it is stupid to waste time (which is money) doing exactly what you just described to save $100 over a couple of weeks. And not sure what you call "top dollar" but most of the decent to good looking SBs can be had for 2.0 to 3.0. That isn't top dollar to me. It is certainly a better solution for me than regular escorts, considering can talk to SBs and get to know them beforehand, and also hang out for hours, if you like. And not have some pimp banging on the door, or other such nonsense.

Several years ago, the Backpage game was much different than what slop that Listcrawler most offers up now. And I haven't totally given up on escorts, but all you have to do is read this thread to see how few "gems" there are out there. But I'll probably go see a few more at some point.

Time is indeed money. Which is why these days I try to hold on to the gems I find for a good while. I become a regular, and it pays dividends. And when I say top dollar, I mean a selling price higher than the average, not what you can afford. Haven't had a pimp issue in years using my strategies. Also, probably one of the reasons you don't see a lot of gems posted on here is because guys don't want to mess up a good thing. No problem outting the bad ones publicly though.

**CarloLatin** · 12-31-21 10:48

https://atlanta.skipthegames.com/fem...o/953106216080

Any reviews on this one?

**KarlLewisty** · 12-31-21 10:48

Originally Posted by GoneForGood97 [View Original Post]

This is why I've moved almost exclusively to Sugar babies over the past 4-5 months. Yeah, Joe Blow may only be spending 80 for a QV, but is spending hours waiting in sketchy motel parking lots and getting no showed 5 times for every 1 low quality junkie he smashes, and 3 out of those 4 "successes" are unenthusiastic, or rush jobs, or misleading pics. Using those odds (and I think those are generous odds, it's probably a lot worse) Joe Blow is spending $320 for 3 terrible fucks, 1 good fuck, and 5-6 time wasting no shows.

Meanwhile, for $300 in Sugarbaby land (either $200 plus hotel or $300 if she hosts), I get an enthusiastic single mom next door who will fuck me for hours, everything bare, and is positively grateful for the experience. I can literally never go back to chasing STG trash after doing this. Why pay the same amount for 4 Mcdonald's hamburgers, 3 of which are made wrong, when I could go have a fantastic steak. Maybe LC / STG girls will up their game, but until they do, I'm staying in the Sugar bowl. More power to ya if chasing low quality ass is what does it for you though.

What website you use to find those Sb?

**Androo75** · 12-31-21 10:07

Originally Posted by Ronny770 [View Original Post]

She was reviewed on here a month or two ago. It wasnt a good review if memory serves me correct.

Advanced search-Atlanta-Babykakes = NIL.

**Ronny770** · 12-31-21 07:55

Originally Posted by JohnnyMapalo [View Original Post]

https://independent.com.listcrawler....lanta/72597957#.

She only sees black guys only and she charges $160 for a qv, everything covered. What a low low price for such an exquisite beauty. I know one of you rich black guys are probably cuffing her for yourself. Inquiring minds wunna know?

I've been waiting months for someone to review her. Whats crazy is a month or two ago she was doing 160 qv car dates in Loganville LOL Someone toftt please.

**Ronny770** · 12-31-21 07:53

Originally Posted by Androo75 [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...318/4704740886

Not sure if I want to go waaaaaay south unless there's a consensus she's legit.

She was reviewed on here a month or two ago. It wasnt a good review if memory serves me correct.

**Peter Johnson** · 12-31-21 07:14

Originally Posted by MongerW [View Original Post]

You would like to think that's how it goes, but only for those who are impatient, lazy, and / or stupid. Theres always gems out here sellin for low prices. Not easily identified, but they're out here. Developing tried and true screening practices before even making the drive, analyzing the tone of the ad and reading reviews, setting criteria, passing over way more ads than those you go ahead with, getting a feel for the attitude during phone conversation. All this leads you to the gems. Not just throwin out top dollar left and right. You think real estate investors view the best houses as the most expensive? That those are the ones they love to buy? Hell to the no.

Well for some people, it is stupid to waste time (which is money) doing exactly what you just described to save $100 over a couple of weeks. And not sure what you call "top dollar" but most of the decent to good looking SBs can be had for 2.0 to 3.0. That isn't top dollar to me. It is certainly a better solution for me than regular escorts, considering can talk to SBs and get to know them beforehand, and also hang out for hours, if you like. And not have some pimp banging on the door, or other such nonsense.

Several years ago, the Backpage game was much different than what slop that Listcrawler most offers up now. And I haven't totally given up on escorts, but all you have to do is read this thread to see how few "gems" there are out there. But I'll probably go see a few more at some point.

**Niteluvr** · 12-31-21 07:03

Originally Posted by MongerW [View Original Post]

You would like to think that's how it goes, but only for those who are impatient, lazy, and / or stupid. Theres always gems out here sellin for low prices. Not easily identified, but they're out here. Developing tried and true screening practices before even making the drive, analyzing the tone of the ad and reading reviews, setting criteria, passing over way more ads than those you go ahead with, getting a feel for the attitude during phone conversation. All this leads you to the gems. Not just throwin out top dollar left and right. You think real estate investors view the best houses as the most expensive? That those are the ones they love to buy? Hell to the no.

Very well said. Anything worth doing takes time and patience, whether it's pussy hunting or something else.

**MongerW** · 12-31-21 02:26

Originally Posted by GoneForGood97 [View Original Post]

This is why I've moved almost exclusively to Sugar babies over the past 4-5 months. Yeah, Joe Blow may only be spending 80 for a QV, but is spending hours waiting in sketchy motel parking lots and getting no showed 5 times for every 1 low quality junkie he smashes, and 3 out of those 4 "successes" are unenthusiastic, or rush jobs, or misleading pics. Using those odds (and I think those are generous odds, it's probably a lot worse) Joe Blow is spending $320 for 3 terrible fucks, 1 good fuck, and 5-6 time wasting no shows.

Meanwhile, for $300 in Sugarbaby land (either $200 plus hotel or $300 if she hosts), I get an enthusiastic single mom next door who will fuck me for hours, everything bare, and is positively grateful for the experience. I can literally never go back to chasing STG trash after doing this. Why pay the same amount for 4 Mcdonald's hamburgers, 3 of which are made wrong, when I could go have a fantastic steak. Maybe LC / STG girls will up their game, but until they do, I'm staying in the Sugar bowl. More power to ya if chasing low quality ass is what does it for you though.

You would like to think that's how it goes, but only for those who are impatient, lazy, and / or stupid. Theres always gems out here sellin for low prices. Not easily identified, but they're out here. Developing tried and true screening practices before even making the drive, analyzing the tone of the ad and reading reviews, setting criteria, passing over way more ads than those you go ahead with, getting a feel for the attitude during phone conversation. All this leads you to the gems. Not just throwin out top dollar left and right. You think real estate investors view the best houses as the most expensive? That those are the ones they love to buy? Hell to the no.