Massage Parlor Reports

[Murrican]

The wahoos is closed but there is a good dim sum down the block. Just to be clear Mia is shit and avoid her.

You mean Mia at Wharf right?

Anybody else walking around that looked even remotely interesting? Or is this another hag factory?

[Murrican]

Also, anyone want to good laugh?

Check out the Yelp page for this business. Look at the user Coco who gave it a five star rating. Yeah, you know where this is going. Click on that user and look at her other reviews.

Tell me she doesn't work there.

Godspeed.

Report back.

Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.

Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.

[PriscillaM]

Godspeed.

Report back.

Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.

Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.

The wahoos is closed but there is a good dim sum down the block. Just to be clear Mia is shit and avoid her.

[Murrican]

Godspeed.

Report back.

Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.

Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.

So this is what I know:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429

There is a new rub joint on wilshire.

The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).

The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.

I am going in.

[Wicker555]

So this is what I know:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429

There is a new rub joint on wilshire.

The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).

The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.

I am going in.

Looking forward to your report. Goldfinger 1. 0 owners mean maybe the return of Coco? I can hope anyway.

[PriscillaM]

So, I took the recon drive to 11919 on that big street in los angeles. This new rub, sack tickle, tug for as long as I like until the girl complains is one door away from sasabune. That is a restaurant that has been at more locations than your average #3 guy in al qaeda. I hear sasabune has a good omakase sushi program, meaning that the chef looks at you asks you some questions about what kind of sushi you like, and then gives you what he thinks is good for you. Kind of like the MP equivalent of the girl asking hard or soft and you saying medium.

Anyhow, the location for 11919 is likely one of the worst ever for an asian MP. It can be high traffic and the next door locale of an upscale eatery means that the chances are high some asshole monger will walk into the sushi restaurant and ask (a) how much is a half hour and (b) can I use the shitter.

In any event, the owner of this joint is the original owner of goldfinger. I assume he managed to find a whole shitload of used towels from something called the wharf spa, and chose the name to save on towel. The layout is really odd. There is a front desk and then a hallway with on the west side a number of private jerking rooms and to the east, open massage tables. I guess it is a decoy and if a woman comes in for a massage she does not get the masturbatoriums on the west.

I roll in and this semi cute gal is at the desk with no mask on. She is wearing like this gray stretch leggings and pastel sweater. The google reviews that the place was as short staffed as the Brooklyn nets on covid boosters and that the front desk gal might be the one diddling my sack. I asked her for an hour and it was 60. I asked if I would have the good fortune of having her work on my anaconda and she said yes. She had this youngish face and what looked to be small naturals and a thigh gap.

She let me in one of the rooms and said get comfortable. There are the same idiotic signs in the room about goldfinger's (er I meant the wharf's) pledge to customer service and the 7 principles of kwanzaa. There is the same nonsense dish with candies from the ET halloween shoot, and the dimming lights and window in the door.

I get cumfy and get face down. In comes my tech, and I ask her name, it is mia. It is almost certainly not the girl at the front, but with asians you just cannot tell. Mia wore a mask the entire time. Which I understand has just about prevented no cases of corona. She is a tad pudgy, she did a soft massage on my back and asked if it was my first time here. I said yes because I did not want to get trapped in a glen garry glen ross lie. But pretty soon she was ticklilng my burlap bag of taters, and getting me to the 3 out of 4 hardness scale, I. E. , Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.

She then says I will get the hot towel.

She came back in near record time. At goldfinger the process of getting the hot towel is akin to the israel-palestinian peace process. She wipes me down and turns me over. That is when I realized it was not the girl up front. She had a decent rack and pulled her top up to show me them. She jacked me off with decent direction. I mean we are not talking about out of africa here. Fucken director of that movie was incredible. He even had me believing redford was in his 30's.

She started to ***** and moan about how long I was taking and how CRT needs to be taught in pre-k. I had her position herself sitting across from me and I actually let loose quite a banger.

I was given a water and I tipped her 100 - I only had 50's on me. Again, her name is mia and I would repeat at this place, only to avoid her.

I had walked in the front, but I had spied a rear entrance but with no cars parked. On the way out there was a beamer parked there, not sure how the staff is getting there if they are not parked in the back.

The owner prolly spent like 20 on the remodel of the interior and is balls deep on a five year lease. But he is in it for the short term. He flipped goldfinger on the strength of coco and suki's handjobs and the old selena's outcall dates. I am sure we will be seeing shill reports on RM so that he can flip this place.

I will try it one more time, but the owner needs to get some fucken basic customer service and allow for a roll call.

[PriscillaM]

So this is what I know:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429

There is a new rub joint on wilshire.

The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).

The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.

I am going in.

[FishyHunter]

Thanks, for this.

Interestingly, I did rely on RM to make this decision so I was double screwed. The girl and the cost of RM membership. It's hard to get good info these days. And the way this site is organized. In chronological fashion rather than thematically or categorically by provider / institution. Makes it hard to get intel. RTFT is hard when the reviews on some girl are on pages 4, 17,94, and 126. I wish there were an easier way.

I too tried RM for awhile. Most of the reviews are outdated with most of these shops are closed, the age of the girls are at least 10 years off. You can't lost the day of your visit or their work schedule. You get no credit to post a review on a existing MP. I also think a lot of the guys tend to exaggerate their experience. As they say where fantasy and reality meet. WTF?

[Murrican]

Man, I used to frequent that place even before it was Thai Tara. It was my go to. There was this cute little plump chick, Christine. I didn't love plump chicks, but she was that kind that's firm plump, not flabby plump. You know what I mean. And she would just give the best massage and hando. Every time I left I was like "that's a girl who takes her art seriously. " Post-covid she's gone, sadly. I'd love to see her again.

As a backup I'd see Vicki, the proprietor. She was surprisingly hot for her age. But she kinda lost her mojo on the delivery.

Every once in a while I'd get this chick Mona I think was her name. Huge ass chest tattoo that I hated. Looked so ghetto. But Vicki trained her well and she gave a mean massage and hando.

It's sad to hear this place has gone downhill. It was my spot.

I get it. There are a couple thai girls that get the full bill from me "for just a HJ" and totally deserve it. I've given the bill to a couple girls at the finger, slightly less willingly, however in the grand scheme, it's probably still a pretty high value, considering what other girls I've tipped at all in my day. Priscilla you've never seen the fourth string qb at thai tara. I think I've officially seen the bottom of the barrel.

[Murrican]

Thanks, for this.

Interestingly, I did rely on RM to make this decision so I was double screwed. The girl and the cost of RM membership. It's hard to get good info these days. And the way this site is organized. In chronological fashion rather than thematically or categorically by provider / institution. Makes it hard to get intel. RTFT is hard when the reviews on some girl are on pages 4, 17,94, and 126. I wish there were an easier way.

I know that many of you think I am so full of shit that if I got an enema I could be buried in a matchbox.

But when it comes to Goldfinger, I tell the truth just like Fauci.

Selena is a fat fuck who looks like she goes to Galbi king and orders enough Bulkogi for an entire Taekwondo team to eat and take some to go.

There was a Selena at Goldfinger BC (before covid) who was arguably decent and how fuked off campus.

Why anyone ever relies on RM is stupefying. Read the reviews of Mary at Chens. Five stars, guys serenading her, come on man.

My days at brown finger are done, but to reiterate, the only girls worth it, in order are".

Angela. May be under 30.

Penny. On weekends, slim body, friendly good dick work.

Bella. A mercenary rip off but a great body.

Amy. Fattie but somewhat easy on the nut sack.

Katie. Never saw her but gets requested a lot.

Selena. As noted above, has more rolls than that horseshit bakery next door to the finger.

[PriscillaM]

Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.

Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.

I know that many of you think I am so full of shit that if I got an enema I could be buried in a matchbox.

But when it comes to Goldfinger, I tell the truth just like Fauci.

Selena is a fat fuck who looks like she goes to Galbi king and orders enough Bulkogi for an entire Taekwondo team to eat and take some to go.

There was a Selena at Goldfinger BC (before covid) who was arguably decent and how fuked off campus.

Why anyone ever relies on RM is stupefying. Read the reviews of Mary at Chens. Five stars, guys serenading her, come on man.

My days at brown finger are done, but to reiterate, the only girls worth it, in order are".

Angela. May be under 30.

Penny. On weekends, slim body, friendly good dick work.

Bella. A mercenary rip off but a great body.

Amy. Fattie but somewhat easy on the nut sack.

Katie. Never saw her but gets requested a lot.

Selena. As noted above, has more rolls than that horseshit bakery next door to the finger.

Emily. A total nasty **** who should be doing nails and the place next door.

Vanessa. The old hag mamasan with a fake rack.

Kiki I guess is RIP.

[BoostedSub]

What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?

Where's Downey? Hook me up with the info.

[Murrican]

Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.

Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.

I am out of goldfinger.

The cons outweigh the pros.

Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.

[DerekBrwn]

What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?

I agree where are these places LOL.

[Bro Hymn]

I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.

I get it. There are a couple thai girls that get the full bill from me "for just a HJ" and totally deserve it. I've given the bill to a couple girls at the finger, slightly less willingly, however in the grand scheme, it's probably still a pretty high value, considering what other girls I've tipped at all in my day. Priscilla you've never seen the fourth string qb at thai tara. I think I've officially seen the bottom of the barrel.