EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**ZzTopSterZz** · 01-04-22 11:16

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Not bad! Sounds about right, donation-wise. I never got the rear door delivery from her and she never did a ton of teasing before the flip. She would often incorporate hot stones early in her sessions, so I never arched my ass up. (Didn't want to spill her rocks before I spilt my own my rocks, haha).

I remember having a session at the now-defunct 'European Massage' in the strip mall on Dempster, across from the Swift. The slender and mature brunette therapist removed her hot stones from my spine and had me flip, revealing that she had a young, blonde trainee working alongside her. The boss was gliding her nails in circles around my inner thigh and casually explaining her process to the newbie. Every so often, the girl would gently and literally try her hand at giving the HJ. Surreal as hell.

I've researched 7H and V seems to have been related to, or even a partial owner of that location. Would love to know where all of that otherwordly action went. V used to have younger women in her line-up, but those are probably at a premium now.

Funny story about the trainee. I think we all would enjoy that.

FYI there are two V's working at 7 H. Victoria and Veronica. I think Veronica is the boss. The place is a little pricey for what you get but not outrageous. Be ready to pay up front to avoid negotiations. An extra 20 or 30 here and there doesn't bother me but it adds up for them (ballpark an extra 20 times 5 mongers a day times 250 work days makes an extra 25 k per year for the lady).

**KiwiEater48** · 01-04-22 09:48

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Was the HJ nude?

No, it wasn't. I didn't ask for it nude, but definitely will ask for the price next time and may indulge.

**Thom Thumb** · 01-03-22 17:48

Might be why they choose there even though the cost of living is higher. If they sleep in the shop or share a room in a rooming house it might not cost them much.

Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]

Recently I'm going through my notes that I keep about providers. I found a number of a Ukrainian woman I used to know up until 9 years ago. She quit the business and my previous searches on her old number lead back to an outcall service. I tried again, and found references to that number on Russian classified sites. On that reference I found another phone number. Looking up that number (are you keeping track?) I found ads not for us, to call when we want a massage from a Euro, but for ladies of Russian, Ukrainian, Polish backgrounds to call, promising free transportation to NYC to give massage and make steady income.

OK, this kills me. I know we've all suspected the the Chicago Euros were either moving straight into the escort business. But this is something else. Chicago has always been a city of immigrants from Eastern Europe going back 120 years at least. And now these recruiters are advertising here, to drag away the girls who would be servicing us, to work in NYC.

This just kills me. I know the allure of NYC, Manhattan especially. I've visited a few times. But it's not as if the women can't get handy work right here and make good money.

Just one more reason to hate the Yankees.

**Dr Manhattan** · 01-02-22 01:46

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Interesting research. Some 262 girls come from NYC to work here, then go back home to their regular lives. Seems like the high cost of living in NYC would be a turnoff.

I've been enjoying my 1 hour of massage bliss with Euros for over 20 years now. It pains me to think I may have to eventually give up the actual massage portion by resorting to hotel agencies for my fix. In all that time, I've tried the incall agency services just once. Girl came in from NYC. Long black hair, perfect pale skin, black lingerie, and fantastic breasts. I made myself comfortable on the bed, she knelt between my legs and immediately rushed into a perfunctory HJ with minimal roaming. Whoosh! I've never been more excited and more bored in one 20 minute timespan. It felt like a thrill ride where you wait 45 minutes in line for a brief moment of excitement. At least at a strip club, you go in not expecting more than a full-contact lapper (and probably spend at least $ less, too).

**TJGeek** · 01-01-22 17:25

Originally Posted by SamSpade [View Original Post]

Recently I'm going through my notes that I keep about providers. I found a number of a Ukrainian woman I used to know up until 9 years ago. She quit the business and my previous searches on her old number lead back to an outcall service. I tried again, and found references to that number on Russian classified sites. On that reference I found another phone number. Looking up that number (are you keeping track?) I found ads not for us, to call when we want a massage from a Euro, but for ladies of Russian, Ukrainian, Polish backgrounds to call, promising free transportation to NYC to give massage and make steady income.

OK, this kills me. I know we've all suspected the the Chicago Euros were either moving straight into the escort business. But this is something else. Chicago has always been a city of immigrants from Eastern Europe going back 120 years at least. And now these recruiters are advertising here, to drag away the girls who would be servicing us, to work in NYC.

This just kills me. I know the allure of NYC, Manhattan especially. I've visited a few times. But it's not as if the women can't get handy work right here and make good money.

Just one more reason to hate the Yankees.

Interesting research. Some 262 girls come from NYC to work here, then go back home to their regular lives. Seems like the high cost of living in NYC would be a turnoff.

**Sam Spade** · 01-01-22 17:15

Recently I'm going through my notes that I keep about providers. I found a number of a Ukrainian woman I used to know up until 9 years ago. She quit the business and my previous searches on her old number lead back to an outcall service. I tried again, and found references to that number on Russian classified sites. On that reference I found another phone number. Looking up that number (are you keeping track?) I found ads not for us, to call when we want a massage from a Euro, but for ladies of Russian, Ukrainian, Polish backgrounds to call, promising free transportation to NYC to give massage and make steady income.

OK, this kills me. I know we've all suspected the the Chicago Euros were either moving straight into the escort business. But this is something else. Chicago has always been a city of immigrants from Eastern Europe going back 120 years at least. And now these recruiters are advertising here, to drag away the girls who would be servicing us, to work in NYC.

This just kills me. I know the allure of NYC, Manhattan especially. I've visited a few times. But it's not as if the women can't get handy work right here and make good money.

Just one more reason to hate the Yankees.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-30-21 19:27

Originally Posted by PeteMusk [View Original Post]

Ya that checks out I'd say. Good to know. She was cute in scrubs, dunno if that's what she always wears.

The last time I saw her she was nice and tight looking for a woman her age. Dressed in all white. High-waisted yoga pants and a loose-fitting top for easy removal.

Originally Posted by FnlvnGuy [View Original Post]

Looking at the photo this is the MT I reviewed. (post #433).

I'd put her in the same category as Mantra in the Shermer basement. Absolutely stacked to the max but only worth it if you want the covered, untouchable view hovering above your face.

Has anyone tried out FF in Deerfield lately? It's been ages for me. Kaya was always a lovely flirt, but I couldn't get her to stray from legit services.

**FnlvnGuy** · 12-30-21 16:47

Looking at the photo this is the MT I reviewed.

I commented about her here http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Parlor-Reports (post #433).

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I'd love to hear all the juicy details behind this Yelp review from 07/21. It makes me wonder if the reviewer wasn't massage talent herself and has a beef with management:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-ou...m_source=yahoo

Wondering if these generic, templated EMP pages all lead back to that infamous blue-baller who still does massage in Park Ridge and Skokie. The Golf Road location on Google Maps looks familiar.

https://dianas-massage-therapy.business.site/

https://diannas-massage-outcalls.business.site/

https://diannasmassage.com/

**PeteMusk** · 12-30-21 12:51

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

I don't know if she's changed, it was my first time. . 8 at the door, then I said offered. 6 for HE, she said usually. 8 "but okay". I gave her. 8. After one early shot, a light massage got me excited, she saw that and teased and I asked for one more time. She asked for. 2, I said okay. Then she seemed reluctant afterwards to take it "if it's too much. ? I have her the. 2 since I promised it. Her looking at her phone the last 5-10 minutes did bother me. But I was too relaxed and happy to complain. Oh, and she initiated the prostate probe. It wasn't my idea.

Ya that checks out I'd say. Good to know. She was cute in scrubs, dunno if that's what she always wears.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-30-21 11:45

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

I don't know if she's changed, it was my first time. . 8 at the door, then I said offered. 6 for HE, she said usually. 8 "but okay". I gave her. 8. After one early shot, a light massage got me excited, she saw that and teased and I asked for one more time. She asked for. 2, I said okay. Then she seemed reluctant afterwards to take it "if it's too much. ? I have her the. 2 since I promised it. Her looking at her phone the last 5-10 minutes did bother me. But I was too relaxed and happy to complain. Oh, and she initiated the prostate probe. It wasn't my idea.

Not bad! Sounds about right, donation-wise. I never got the rear door delivery from her and she never did a ton of teasing before the flip. She would often incorporate hot stones early in her sessions, so I never arched my ass up. (Didn't want to spill her rocks before I spilt my own my rocks, haha).

I remember having a session at the now-defunct 'European Massage' in the strip mall on Dempster, across from the Swift. The slender and mature brunette therapist removed her hot stones from my spine and had me flip, revealing that she had a young, blonde trainee working alongside her. The boss was gliding her nails in circles around my inner thigh and casually explaining her process to the newbie. Every so often, the girl would gently and literally try her hand at giving the HJ. Surreal as hell.

I've researched 7H and V seems to have been related to, or even a partial owner of that location. Would love to know where all of that otherwordly action went. V used to have younger women in her line-up, but those are probably at a premium now.

**DMichaels69** · 12-30-21 11:07

Was the HJ nude?

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

I don't know if she's changed, it was my first time. . 8 at the door, then I said offered. 6 for HE, she said usually. 8 "but okay". I gave her. 8. After one early shot, a light massage got me excited, she saw that and teased and I asked for one more time. She asked for. 2, I said okay. Then she seemed reluctant afterwards to take it "if it's too much. ? I have her the. 2 since I promised it. Her looking at her phone the last 5-10 minutes did bother me. But I was too relaxed and happy to complain. Oh, and she initiated the prostate probe. It wasn't my idea.

**KiwiEater48** · 12-30-21 10:37

Originally Posted by PeteMusk [View Original Post]

Let me clarify, so her menu has gotten more lenient and less expensive? She is pretty for her age for sure, but price wise too high. So you are saying that has changed, and on top of that, she just doesn't mind a prostate dual?

I don't know if she's changed, it was my first time. . 8 at the door, then I said offered. 6 for HE, she said usually. 8 "but okay". I gave her. 8. After one early shot, a light massage got me excited, she saw that and teased and I asked for one more time. She asked for. 2, I said okay. Then she seemed reluctant afterwards to take it "if it's too much. ? I have her the. 2 since I promised it. Her looking at her phone the last 5-10 minutes did bother me. But I was too relaxed and happy to complain. Oh, and she initiated the prostate probe. It wasn't my idea.

**Rizpat** · 12-30-21 02:29

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen grandma at 1290 lately?

Saw her a few months ago. Super friendly, but I wasn't a fan of the L1 finish. She uses lotion instead of oil.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 12-29-21 23:58

FS in the steam shower would be great.

**Chef1234** · 12-29-21 21:56

Originally Posted by PeteMusk [View Original Post]

Similar for me but non topless otc, . 8,. 6 total. The only complaint was she was very stoic and matter of fact about what was offered, like I was ordering a perogi. So there was no real teasing or seduction leading up to the end, but she's better looking than most.

But anything beyond that, or at discounted prices, sure would.

Love to hear: not sure why she would all of the sudden offer more for less.

Where is this spot located near? Deerfield?