EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Walker333** · 12-17-21 00:46

Originally Posted by PapiToni20 [View Original Post]

Long time lurker and new to the city, so hoping to contribute more. I had first seen Meghan's ad and definitively interested me, but for the price, I would have preferred L2. Had completely forgotten about it until I came across this profile on SA https://members.seeking.com/member/8...c-936122e68a4c . Profile looked good and familiar, and it finally clicked that it was Meghan from the ad. At the bottom though, one of the seeking prompts that is selected is "Seeking trans-friendly". I am not trying to stir up the pot here because honestly to each their own, but given some of the questions that others have brought up I thought I would share since some would like to know.

That might explain YDiner's comment that " her pussy is off limits. " Moreover, looking closely at her photos I noticed that her breast doesn't look right to me, considering her age.

**PapiToni20** · 12-16-21 22:45

Long time lurker and new to the city, so hoping to contribute more. I had first seen Meghan's ad and definitively interested me, but for the price, I would have preferred L2. Had completely forgotten about it until I came across this profile on SA https://members.seeking.com/member/8...c-936122e68a4c . Profile looked good and familiar, and it finally clicked that it was Meghan from the ad. At the bottom though, one of the seeking prompts that is selected is "Seeking trans-friendly". I am not trying to stir up the pot here because honestly to each their own, but given some of the questions that others have brought up I thought I would share since some would like to know.

**YDiner14** · 12-16-21 18:41

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Damn, don't get my hopes up by refreshing this thread with anyone not Euro or Russian in nature. Take it to the general reports.

Yep, sorry, I was wondering that as well after I submitted the report but for some reason there are several reports on her in this thread. Probably got off on a tangent and went off the rails. LOL.

**YDiner14** · 12-16-21 18:38

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

She definitely looks fine, but $250 L1 with just a smell of her pussy seems a bit high.

I agree, that's why I did hhr for $150 - yes a bit high but as I said, was looking for something different and $150 was worth it for me.

**Moejoo** · 12-16-21 12:00

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

She definitely looks fine, but $250 L1 with just a smell of her pussy seems a bit high.

There has been a fair amount written about here, some of it absurd but I don't recall anyone that actually saw her thought they were overcharged.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-16-21 10:39

Damn, don't get my hopes up by refreshing this thread with anyone not Euro or Russian in nature. Take it to the general reports.

**Walker333** · 12-15-21 20:46

Originally Posted by YDiner14 [View Original Post]

I will admit, Meghan's pics aren't the best but I was pleasantly surprised. She is very pretty in person, has gorgeous long legs with a beautiful ass. As others have stated, she has small, perky A cups. I went for the edging and prostate massage. She also does a lot more in the dom world (ropes, pegging). She loves to talk dirty and is very easy to get along with. It is strictly a massage with L1 and whatever "L" you want to call her finger up your ass. She teased and kept me hard the whole time before I finally exploded. You can touch her body but her pussy is off limits, which by the way is fucking perfect. She has no problem sticking it near your face while she works her hands on your cock. Its a tease for sure but you know that going in. Safe neighborhood, nice apartment. I wanted to try something different then Asian massage / apartments and happy I did. $. 5 hhr. I will repeat and try more!

She definitely looks fine, but $250 L1 with just a smell of her pussy seems a bit high.

**YDiner14** · 12-15-21 18:44

Originally Posted by HeadsOfState [View Original Post]

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

I will admit, Meghan's pics aren't the best but I was pleasantly surprised. She is very pretty in person, has gorgeous long legs with a beautiful ass. As others have stated, she has small, perky A cups. I went for the edging and prostate massage. She also does a lot more in the dom world (ropes, pegging). She loves to talk dirty and is very easy to get along with. It is strictly a massage with L1 and whatever "L" you want to call her finger up your ass. She teased and kept me hard the whole time before I finally exploded. You can touch her body but her pussy is off limits, which by the way is fucking perfect. She has no problem sticking it near your face while she works her hands on your cock. Its a tease for sure but you know that going in. Safe neighborhood, nice apartment. I wanted to try something different then Asian massage / apartments and happy I did. $. 5 hhr. I will repeat and try more!

**TooFull** · 12-15-21 00:23

Originally Posted by DustyG [View Original Post]

I have heard of others saying she blue balls people. If you look on craigslist you will actually find her ad as well. I have not tempted to try her.

I unfortunately fell for her false ad over the summer. Read my post from 7/9/21 and the responses from others. I stupidly didn't get feedback from this forum before making a visit. She has been doing this same schtick for years apparently. Well, I learned my lesson.

**Member #6076** · 12-14-21 01:56

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I'd love to hear all the juicy details behind this Yelp review from 07/21. It makes me wonder if the reviewer wasn't massage talent herself and has a beef with management:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-ou...m_source=yahoo

Wondering if these generic, templated EMP pages all lead back to that infamous blue-baller who still does massage in Park Ridge and Skokie. The Golf Road location on Google Maps looks familiar.

https://dianas-massage-therapy.business.site/

https://diannas-massage-outcalls.business.site/

https://diannasmassage.com/

I have heard of others saying she blue balls people. If you look on craigslist you will actually find her ad as well. I have not tempted to try her.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-12-21 15:56

I'd love to hear all the juicy details behind this Yelp review from 07/21. It makes me wonder if the reviewer wasn't massage talent herself and has a beef with management:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-ou...m_source=yahoo

Wondering if these generic, templated EMP pages all lead back to that infamous blue-baller who still does massage in Park Ridge and Skokie. The Golf Road location on Google Maps looks familiar.

https://dianas-massage-therapy.business.site/

https://diannas-massage-outcalls.business.site/

https://diannasmassage.com/

**ZzTopSterZz** · 12-10-21 09:37

Originally Posted by Sully1234 [View Original Post]

Linda is well into her 40's I don't know about V.

Similar for Veronica. I'd say somewhere in her 40's.

**Sully1234** · 12-10-21 08:59

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

How old are these veterans? 60's?

Linda is well into her 40's I don't know about V.

**ApplePiePussy** · 12-10-21 00:52

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

The two Euros that work there are EMP veterans. They know the drill. Minimize or discard draping while acting as polite and relaxed as possible. They are suspicious of new faces. 80 at the door, double for more.

How old are these veterans? 60's?