Strip Club Reports

[Bravo2]

Well done on the field report.

I have been on a quest to find places similar to McDoogals, a very laid back BYOB club with lots of women nowadays, but so far have had no luck. Many of the other clubs are very much "professional" (I. E. Hovering bouncers), mandatory drink purchases, and a host of other requirements that lead to a very clinical and altogether less than ideal environment to be comfortable. McDoogals is much the same as you describe Haven: laid-back, unassuming, and a surprisingly large selection of girls for a place out in Curtis Bay.

Thanks for the report. It seems Haven is a place I should add to my list of fun stops.

We stopped by Haven late tonight after bar hopping, and it was worth the $. 4.

The good part was the new bartender, Jamie, but the bad parts were not enough private rooms for lap dances. Only one room available.

We arrived pretty late, so there were only five dancers and one left right after we parked. No entry fee to get in, but one drink minimum.

[BigCoolie]

We stopped by Haven late tonight after bar hopping, and it was worth the $. 4.

The good part was the new bartender, Jamie, but the bad parts were not enough private rooms for lap dances. Only one room available.

We arrived pretty late, so there were only five dancers and one left right after we parked. No entry fee to get in, but one drink minimum.

I saw a cute brunette with a nice, but fake, rack and perfect long, brown nipples as I walked in. Since it was so late, I requested a lap dance immediately from her when she walked by. She brushed me off for a while then took a dance with another patron. Oh well. There was an older lady with short hair, much bigger man-made bags, and a nicer backside but no rhythm. She was very cute, but looked like her feet hurt. Two younger women were there pre-occupied by the other patrons, so I thought that it was my bat signal to leave. When the bartender saw that I was waiting for one of the girls, she politely mentioned that she was available for a lap dance. So, I did partake. Bleached blonde spinner with a tight body, Jamie is her name. She told me upfront that there were no extras to be had, but that was fine by me because I was just checking out the menu and talent. For some odd reason, Charlie repeated that I should only expect a lap dance as I paid him the dance fee of $, then he squeezed us in a time slot for the only private room in the place. We had to wait our turn but eventually 30 minutes later off we went. In total, I gave Charlie $ for three songs and tipped Jamie. 4 for the job well done. It was interesting that she did not ask for or expect a tip. As she stated at the beginning, no extras were provided, but I followed her rules and she went above and beyond to make sure that I left satisfied.

Overall, the bar's atmosphere was very laid back and the completely nude girls were a range of attractiveness. I would want to see the place with more girls, but if so there would not be enough time slots for the private room for a room full of patrons. Charlie needs to fix that by opening the upstairs rooms or something. Regardless, Jamie for the win in overtime. I will repeat for Jamie alone to see if she opens her menu, but if she still refuse extras I know that it will still be a great time. I did not determine any one else's talents, but overhearing the conversations in the room I know that YMMV with the regular dancers.

If you can find a better place and or better girl, then let us know. Otherwise, be safe while having fun.

Stopped by last Sunday for a few beers. Surprisingly 2 young decent females. New bartender (Jaimie?) looks pretty good and is a flirt. Anyone have any luck there lately?

[CaptainWillard]

Went Gold Club around 10 pm on Thursday night and only had 4 or 5 girls working. I did see several in their street clothes heading out the door. Sorry I don't have any names since no one approached us but of the girls there one was a very pretty I would guess mixed girl with blondish hair, her booty was fantastic! She was sitting with the same guy all night though, or I would have at least gotten a couple dances from her. There was another blonde girl with quite a few tattoos and perfect boobs dancing when we walked in, but once offstage she sat with the same guy all night too. The other 2 girls were a very tall skinny white blonde girl and a fairly chunky black girl, neither were my type but they just sat at the bar all night too so we got bored and left. I'd say at least half the time no one was onstage, girls were just talking to customers or amongst themselves. We all had plenty of money to spend but no one seemed interested in taking any of it.

[Bish37]

Anyone been to Escapes on Pulaski Highway recently. I was thinking of checking it out soon? Any good take out to be had?

[Alasqano]

New to the Baltimore clubs:

What times are they open? Tried once before and found them closed on a Monday at 5 pm.

Their hours are posted on the wall outside. They're open nights only and generally not on holidays. Try stopping in after 8 PM.

How are the lap dances?

YMMV.

Possibilities of takeout?

YMMV and strongly dependent on your tolerance level for bullshit.

[Bravo2]

Yes Charlie still the owner. He is usually there Sundays and Mondays.

Cami stopped bartending due to Covid and I also think the other bartender ODing had an effect on her.

They still have a few older dancers supplemented with the occasional new talent.

New to the Baltimore clubs:

What times are they open? Tried once before and found them closed on a Monday at 5 pm.

How are the lap dances?

Possibilities of takeout?

[MJC0994]

Anyone know any Asian strippers at any strip clubs? I really want attention from an Asian girl.

[Dis Joint]

Anyone know any girls in particular I can find with a really big butt at a strip club? I'm a butt guy.

Try Lust or Norma's after 10 pm. During the day Chez Joeys or bottoms up.

[MJC0994]

Anyone know any girls in particular I can find with a really big butt at a strip club? I'm a butt guy.

[LotusSmotus]

Talent is okay, it's not as good as when lollipop was around. I don't know what happen to her but I would do anything to get FS from her.

Anyways, I was there 3 weeks ago. Met a spinner name.

Lexi 5'4 B cup brunette. Gave me a Russian and finish on her books. I can finally check this off my bucket list!

The last I knew she was back with her man for several years and raising their two sons. As a job, she would read books and review them online. I mean like a lot of books! Sounded like one intelligent girl when I read her book reviews. It's been about a year since I looked her up though.

[Norm Gerd]

Talent is okay, it's not as good as when lollipop was around. I don't know what happen to her but I would do anything to get FS from her.

Anyways, I was there 3 weeks ago. Met a spinner name.

Lexi 5'4 B cup brunette. Gave me a Russian and finish on her books. I can finally check this off my bucket list!

In the club, or takeout?

Norm!

[GregIsLong]

That's good to hear. I haven't been there in several years. Tried one or twice since Mr. Jerry passed and just never saw anything worth staying for.

Anyone know?

Does Charlie still own and run the place?

Cami still a bartender?

Has it been crowded at all?

Updated on quality of other dancers?

Talent is okay, it's not as good as when lollipop was around. I don't know what happen to her but I would do anything to get FS from her.

Anyways, I was there 3 weeks ago. Met a spinner name.

Lexi 5'4 B cup brunette. Gave me a Russian and finish on her books. I can finally check this off my bucket list!

[LotusSmotus]

Yes Charlie still the owner. He is usually there Sundays and Mondays.

Cami stopped bartending due to Covid and I also think the other bartender ODing had an effect on her.

They still have a few older dancers supplemented with the occasional new talent.

Thank you for the update. I hung out there typically at least once a week from 2013 through 2016 or thereabouts. I came in on the final days of Brandy dancing and moving to bartender. She was always definitely a tease and a flirt, but she did make you feel welcome there. Always enjoyed my conversations with Mr. Jerry. Met a lot of nice customers there as well. Frequently, from Wednesday through the weekend, they would have a few of younger attractive dancers. Got to know a few of them over those years, and even had some phone numbers. Although I never actually hooked up with any of them.

Really, the only strip club that I ever went to, because it really felt more of a bar with naked girls running around, and then a "strip club. " I imagine it's still similar. Well, maybe / maybe not. Just got to make an effort to stop by one Wednesday or Thursday on my way home from work to check it out.

[OldCodger56]

That's good to hear. I haven't been there in several years. Tried one or twice since Mr. Jerry passed and just never saw anything worth staying for.

Anyone know?

Does Charlie still own and run the place?

Cami still a bartender?

Has it been crowded at all?

Updated on quality of other dancers?

Yes Charlie still the owner. He is usually there Sundays and Mondays.

Cami stopped bartending due to Covid and I also think the other bartender ODing had an effect on her.

They still have a few older dancers supplemented with the occasional new talent.

[LotusSmotus]

Stopped by last Sunday for a few beers. Surprisingly 2 young decent females. New bartender (Jaimie?) looks pretty good and is a flirt. Anyone have any luck there lately?

That's good to hear. I haven't been there in several years. Tried one or twice since Mr. Jerry passed and just never saw anything worth staying for.

Anyone know?

Does Charlie still own and run the place?

Cami still a bartender?

Has it been crowded at all?

Updated on quality of other dancers?