Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

[MilfLick420]

I came across her on the x site with the videos if ya know wht I mean Stonegeraldjr is the name plus her man is a fag probably full of something you can't wash off and judging by her pics I could park my escalade in that big ol fuckin cow c u nt and as for the other pic WTF are those marks all over her fleas, bedbugs, Herman Irving Vincent rash. Definitely one to avoid especially as other mongers have stated she tries to hop on BBFS. But ya just plain yuck.

[MalMonger]

The filthy bed cover.

Not one but TWO skeevy looking bedside refrigerators.

A skanky looking ho with terrible reviews but you've come to see her just because she makes your member twitch when you look at her pictures.

You know what the rest of this apartment looks like, don't you? You've been there, or one just like it.

You know you should bail, but you pay up and stick it in anyway.

Ha. Have fun, fellas. Happy Skanking New Year.

(In case you don't know who this is: https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...s/240950901103).

[BigGuy141]

To everyone responding to this idiots useless rants (including me) just stop acknowledging the novels and block him. Since admin won't / can't stop it, just disregard it and move on. He has a pretty unique writing style that is hard to miss. So do us all a favor, ignore it and just pretend it's not there. My opinion and suggestion is over.

[Scoot642]

Not One soul on here reads your entire posts so just do a review and move on!! The more you post the Worse you sound to all the members including all yourAliasses!! Nobody cares!!rant over!!

[Elephant Ear]

Actually another reason I was not involved in this hobby prior to 2019 was I instead was seeing my cuddlers on cuddlecomfort.com. And guess what my username was there, bugleboy. Before I was on this site, I was on the cuddle website and paid women to platonically cuddle with me. It was strictly platonic so no nudity allowed, no touching of bikini areas and no kissing. I was on the cuddle site from July 2018 to May 2019.

My main cuddler was this girl named Nicole who originally lived in Colonie and then moved to Schenectady. I saw her every 2 weeks for $70 an hour and we would cuddle napped in bed mostly, caressing. I also did overnights twice in Boston.

Reason I went to Boston for my overnights was sadly there was a lack of cuddlers in the Albany area. Nicole my regular was the only cuddler in the entire Capital District and she did not do overnights. My first overnight in Boston with this girl named Rachel who charged me I think $500 or $600 for overnight, she was nice and we still are in touch today on Facebook. Rachel works as a special ed teacher. I had a second overnight cuddle session in March 2019 in Boston with a girl named April, who was $400, she also special ed teacher, see huge difference in class compared to the STG girls.

On cuddlecomfort, there are no robberies, pimps, drugs, violence etc. Unlike the area WGs, the cuddlers are working class professional women who did this on the side for extra income. And no worries about LEO, since it was strictly platonic, it was legal under therapy. Although that wasn't to stop a cuddler from secretly offering sexual services. But most wouldn't, also because the cuddlers had contract with the website which was strictly moderated. Anyone acting unsafe or abusive (either provider or client) would be reported and they would be banned (asking for sexual services was considered a bannable offense). This included me, I eventually got banned.

Why? Because I became too personable with my regular Nicole, I kept always texting her between sessions and bugging her to add me on Facebook, in which she wouldn't. She wanted to keep things strictly business, but did not outright tell me and I had difficulty reading her social cues per my aspergers. Eventually Nicole told me she was not seeing me anymore and was blacklisting me as a client. I reacted angrily sending her hateful harassing messages in a rage, she in turn reported me and sure enough I got banned (this was May 2019).

Around the same time in May 2019, I had recently begun seeing STG escorts a few months back. My first STG girl was Cher in Schenectady and then Tori near Everett in Alnbany (not the MILF Tori, the young girl Tori with dark hair who is retired now). Then I was seeing Franschescka was my regular, Nikki Girl's roommate. In fact it was around the time Nikki Girl died, that I got banned from the cuddle site. I had no idea who Nikki Girl was, as I was just getting acquainted with the hobby. So I get banned from the cuddle site and then begin using the STG escorts to fulfil my cuddle needs, eventually I find this site and keep the bugleboy name and you all know the rest.

[Elephant Ear]

It only took the 2nd post to realize how fucking gay elephant ears is. I did a quick BBJ with Lauren the other day. I asked if I could bring some peanut butter. She had no clue what I was talking about and then I told her the story. She is allergic to peanuts.

Maybe he was suffocated between her 2 lips.

Elephant ear going hang and suck some more dick.

Of course Lauren would be unaware. You want to know why, because I really do not even like peanut butter. Unless I am eating peanut butter flavored ice cream or cake or a reeses peanut butter cup, I don't eat peanut butter. Period. Like I mentioned that troll began his shit on here with peanut butter as lube and sex with dogs, etc etc. Everyone believed he was me, I couldn't do anything to stop him. So I thought if I impersonated him (as he impersonated me originally), he would stop. However poor plan as now everyone just thinks all of this is one sick troll and I know no matter how much convincing I do, nobody will believe me.

But I will tell you that all the peanut butter sex posts with providers were made up and did not happen, the only real actual encounters I have had in the past month are the ones with Lauren, whom I have been exclusively seeing as main regular, since Victoria tricked me into thinking she was pregnant with my baby. The correct Christmas story is me spending my Christmas with Lauren at my apartment, and me seeing her regularly now for 80 QV or overnight for 150.

And finally I do not even like blowjobs. Ya another weird thing about me, I am very vanilla with sex, I only want MISH FS, nothing else, no BJ, no greek, none of that. I have turned down BJs from providers and even once or twice had to stop a girl who proceeded to try to give me a BJ and tell her no. Basically I am not a sex addict and only in this hobby because its my only way to get laid and avoid being an incel.

Remember that girl on the beach the summer before last (August 2020), well she was not a provider, she was more a casual encounter and for my hard borderline incel past, I deserved a break and to have that fun night with that girl as she approached me on the beach a complete stranger and 5 minutes later was making out with me and trying to have sex with me right in the water and we went to her nearby apartment for two rounds of BBFS and also hung out and danced naked etc. Only time I got free sex in my life, other than this gross almost 60 year old woman whom I lost my virginity to (she didn't charge me, she did it as pity sex seeing how miserable I was being a 30 year old virgin at the time. We met on social app tagged and I never saw her again).

[FryeGuy]

I can't see how anyone could be taking his so called "reviews" about providers seriously-given the openly homosexual tendencies towards other men that he has expressed on these forums.

Does Lauren know he is a fucking fag?

It only took the 2nd post to realize how fucking gay elephant ears is. I did a quick BBJ with Lauren the other day. I asked if I could bring some peanut butter. She had no clue what I was talking about and then I told her the story. She is allergic to peanuts.

Maybe he was suffocated between her 2 lips.

Elephant ear going hang and suck some more dick.

[TooTorrid]

I am glad you are admitting the peanut butter was not real. It gets confusing, and defeats the purpose of this forum, which depends on accurate reporting; if members write things that are not real. Also glad you are admitting you are the same person as the other aliases; there are some posts where you denied that; and speculation from various members on whether you were or not. None of that helps this site, it just damages it.

Please continue to just post accurate info on real life experiences.

I can't see how anyone could be taking his so called "reviews" about providers seriously-given the openly homosexual tendencies towards other men that he has expressed on these forums.

Does Lauren know he is a fucking fag?

[Elephant Ear]

It's the same bullshit story that you have been telling over and over again for years. But everyone here knows that you are the one and only hundred handle dog and peanut butter homo troll.

Slipnslide, handy, treebark hattie bugle pineapple isaiah bigdaddy and dozens more-ALL YOU!

"I'm not the dog and peanut butter troll. I'm the dog and peanut butter troll impersonater-who is impersonating me. ".

"I'm not THAT troll, I'm the OTHER troll. I'm not him-he is not me". All the other trolls act and talk exactly like me-but they are impersonating me. I'm impersonating them impersonating me. ".

"I've been impersonating someone who has been impersonating me-who I have been impersonating who is impersonating me.

I've got multiple handles-but this troll, this troll and that troll are not me. ".

"I will only take credit and ownership for the troll handles that no one has discovered yet-not the obvious ones that were already pointed out as being me. ".

FUCK YOU.

You know what fuck you back, you're a real asshole who just looks to start fights. I have had issues with you going way back to last year when you were teamed up with Ivyleman hating on me. Oh and BTW I find it funny that Ivyleaman got banned because of me, now he can't participate in this hobby over this site, all because of me. Hope they ban you next.

Funny you say that I have been on this site trolling and causing trouble for several years. If you look back you will notice none of my bullshit here began until I was seeing Jada at the end of 2019, just two years ago now. Before December 2019, I was not a part of this site, check the old threads if you don't believe me. The stuff Jada did to me is what caused me to start ranting my personal bullshit here. Then finally after I got bored and left this site, I would go for away for short while. But I would return whenever I saw another hobbyist write a good review on Jada, I would rejoin on a new handle just to bash Jada with more bad reviews, in essence in hopes to ruin her career as a provider.

My point being that if I had never met Jada, most of this bullshit here would have never occurred. I mean she had the nerve to call and threaten me just for writing bad review on her, hello WGs and clients all the time get into fights and bash or blacklist each other, so nothing new. But no she threatened my life, so to cover myself, I pretended to be my friend posting here on the handyandy account. Then after I feel enough time passed, I come clean admitting my true identity. Then the peanut butter troll (whomever he is) joins Eccie posing as me writing his bullshit. So fed up with him, I decided to try to beat him at his own game by copycatting his posts, which I did here. Think what you want, but that's the truth.

And yes I only go back as far as December 2019 when I was seeing Jada, anything or any trolls before that we're not me. Heck I did not even begin this hobby until February 2019. And this is embarrassing but I will share this just to convince everyone I am not treebark or other past trolls, I did not even lose my virginity until November 2017. Yup I was a virgin until I was 30, that is why I'm so angry and willing to take risks like BBFS. I missed out on "fun" as a teen and in my 20's. And now I'm making up for all of this, honestly I feared I was going to die a virgin and I would have not for this hobby. I have never even seen backpages, just heard about it as that was before my time. So consider all of this before you go and accuse me of being a troll for several years or for being treebark etc etc.

[TooTorrid]

I'm not entirely the same person with all the aliases. There really is another user out there trolling. He started impersonating me last year on eccie and began the peanut butter and dog posts. I made this account to try to impersonate the peanut butter troll back to maybe put a stop at his own game. But it backfired and made things worse. I thought if you can't beat them join them, if I copied his peanut butter and dog posts maybe he would stop (like Handyboy85 is not one of my handles, that is honestly the other troll. Slip slide. - nothing to do with him either, no idea who he is, I saw all the accusations in rants and raves. And some people think I'm tree bark, no he's a different entity also).

I also know how everyone here assumes that whenever a troll joins or someone posts oddly that it's me because of all my handles. I don't blame you as I would too if I were you. Old news from the past but honestly this whole thing with jada started all this multiple handles thing as I had to hide my I'd and pose as "asking for a friend" with the handyandy account after Jada threatened my life. I was scared to post as myself after she did that. Then the peanut butter troll comes along and makes things a thousand times worse. So ya I see how you guys don't know who is me and who is someone else trolling, but there is another troll out there. Just saying.

It's the same bullshit story that you have been telling over and over again for years. But everyone here knows that you are the one and only hundred handle dog and peanut butter homo troll.

Slipnslide, handy, treebark hattie bugle pineapple isaiah bigdaddy and dozens more-ALL YOU!

"I'm not the dog and peanut butter troll. I'm the dog and peanut butter troll impersonater-who is impersonating me. ".

"I'm not THAT troll, I'm the OTHER troll. I'm not him-he is not me". All the other trolls act and talk exactly like me-but they are impersonating me. I'm impersonating them impersonating me. ".

"I've been impersonating someone who has been impersonating me-who I have been impersonating who is impersonating me.

I've got multiple handles-but this troll, this troll and that troll are not me. ".

"I will only take credit and ownership for the troll handles that no one has discovered yet-not the obvious ones that were already pointed out as being me. ".

FUCK YOU.

[JarelRod]

I am glad you are admitting the peanut butter was not real. It gets confusing, and defeats the purpose of this forum, which depends on accurate reporting; if members write things that are not real. Also glad you are admitting you are the same person as the other aliases; there are some posts where you denied that; and speculation from various members on whether you were or not. None of that helps this site, it just damages it.

Please continue to just post accurate info on real life experiences.

I have no idea who Amber even is so I cannot say.

But as of right now the only girl for real I am seeing is Lauren (no peanut butter fantasies, this is real life). I am now a one woman guy, I chose her because she is reliable and had the best rates, $80 for qv both incall or outcall. If she does outcall, she offered to cook for me again like she did on Christmas (I really did spend Christmas with her at my apartment).

And she will do overnight for $150. Also I chose Lauren because I'm in love with her and have feelings for her. She's the only girl I see now, so you all get your wish me not bring in the hobby.

I don't care about being a player and getting hot girls. I just want a girl to give me attention even if it's fake with me paying her and to cuddle with me and kiss, Lauren does all that.

And I don't see utr Victoria from Saratoga anymore because she faked being pregnant with my baby to swindle me for money for a fake abortion pill. Also I don't see Victoria because she told me she liked me in a romantic way and led me on and at the same time was seeing this guy named Derek, I saw Derek at her apartment one day and she told me he was her gay friend. I got suspicious when I saw them exchange love notes on Facebook (no I did not stalk Victoria on Facebook, I met her on Facebook originally thru Saratoga Sky back in September). But anyhow I blocked Victoria after that, she's gone.

I only see Lauren now.

[Elephant Ear]

Happy New Year 2022 everyone.

Celebrating my New Year tonight with peanut butter and dogs.

Also where did Too Torrid, Loki and the other guys go? It's no fun on here anymore with all of them gone.

[BigHead518]

No I prefer to see dogs instead, easier and free. I am applying to work as a rover dog walker, so I can get alone time with peoples dogs. Does anyone know of anyone who needs dog sitting? I need to find more dogs I can fuck and of course use peanut butter as the lube.

What happened bro?

[Allbanny]

You fuckin guys. Will you STOP responding to this moron. For christ sakes.

[Elephant Ear]

His sense of taste is gone, have you seen the girls he's been seeing the past few months? Think his eye sight is shot as well as his mind.

No I prefer to see dogs instead, easier and free. I am applying to work as a rover dog walker, so I can get alone time with peoples dogs. Does anyone know of anyone who needs dog sitting? I need to find more dogs I can fuck and of course use peanut butter as the lube.