Massage Parlor Reports

[DudeDudeDoo]

Anybody seen this girl? She just reached out to me and I'm wondering if she's legit or maybe LEO.

[LookingForLefty]

They come and go. Ying Yang, 144th, have been consistent for a long time. But it does pay to be a familiar face. I haven't been to New Massage in a while. I was never rejected there. But then again I hadn't had a really hot looking girl to look at there in years. Not sure its open. But at least the old woman somehow got the job done.

There will always be more coming. IMO the best business model is the hybrid AMP. Where they have hot looking girls who give a great massage. And employ one girl to do the HE for trusted customers. Good family run business with just a slight bit of sketchiness. I think though that my HE days are over. Used to be a lot of fun when it was me and a naked good looking woman doing the finish. Or at a full service AMP with table shower and a full menu of sex. I've lost count of all those 40 year old Asian woman who looked ok in the dark that let me do want I wanted. A lot of money was spent on those AMP vacations. Its expensive, like a divorce, but worth every penny. Those beautiful bodies and expert blow job techniques to make you cum fast.

There was sometimes the scary dark side. You could see the girl you were with was scared and obviously did not want to be there. Sometimes confiding in you, asking for your phone number. Kept prisoner in the spa, working 7 days a week off and on 24 hours a day. Not like the family run hybrids that have a payroll, taxes, and Christmas parties. Or have a sex legend working like Mikki over in Charlotte MI barebacking and loving it. Just like an old entertainer, still going on stage to perform for their fans.

[IHateUsemames]

Ahhh man that sucks times have changed maybe they are waiting to invest in walls that go to the ceiling lol...Eastern I stopped by (maybe 5 years ago) on a lunch break I was attending a work training nearby. The trainer had a nice frame, taller, curly brunette that was very easy on the eyes. Eastern I remember getting a younger lady YoYo cute on the thicker side but not fat she was wearing knee high rain boots she pulled out very hot oil on the flip toward the end and without warning I literally shot damn near across the room like WTF just happened. Never ran across her again. Came back from lunch break and the trainer goes you look very relaxed I say yeah did a little meditation w/ a grin good times be well be safe everyone.

I went to Eastern Massage last week after I thought they were closed for good.

Prices going up and menu closed. Sure they have a table shower but they're all business now. I used to have so much fun here, now nothing. No teasing, on the flip I was ready to go, motioned to it and said tip? She shrugged and shook her head no. Well sh!t, $ for hour massage and table shower, no fun still left a 10 tip just because.

[RubMe262]

I went to Eastern Massage last week after I thought they were closed for good.

Prices going up and menu closed. Sure they have a table shower but they're all business now. I used to have so much fun here, now nothing. No teasing, on the flip I was ready to go, motioned to it and said tip? She shrugged and shook her head no. Well sh!t, $ for hour massage and table shower, no fun still left a 10 tip just because.

[LookingForLefty]

Glad you had a good time. Honestly though, I wonder why you want to feel up one of these ladies. You know they really don't like it. But for your pleasure they will let you. Someone said not all AMPs have mouthwash. I said all good AMPs have mouthwash. Good ones! Many of the low volume, no shower places don't.

One of my out of town AMPs had a Christmas party. One on the far left is a man. Dead center is mamasan who is a 10 on any scale but she never does the massages. Only one does HE and the rest is massage only. I guess they look a lot better in a dim light room. But outside the spa, none really turn heads except the mamasan. I have suspected her to be a high $$ escort. There is no man in her life and she goes away for days at a time to Vegas. Do the math.

Guess the pic did not go through. The only hot looking woman is management only. She is who you see walking in. Probably best the pic did not show up.

[LookingForLefty]

Spent an hour with LiLi at Yin Yang ... Stay safe.

Glad you had a good time. Honestly though, I wonder why you want to feel up one of these ladies. You know they really don't like it. But for your pleasure they will let you. Someone said not all AMPs have mouthwash. I said all good AMPs have mouthwash. Good ones! Many of the low volume, no shower places don't.

One of my out of town AMPs had a Christmas party. One on the far left is a man. Dead center is mamasan who is a 10 on any scale but she never does the massages. Only one does HE and the rest is massage only. I guess they look a lot better in a dim light room. But outside the spa, none really turn heads except the mamasan. I have suspected her to be a high $$ escort. There is no man in her life and she goes away for days at a time to Vegas. Do the math.

[Senor Bear]

Spent an hour with LiLi at Yin Yang two weeks ago. Took my time undressing and she walked in while I was standing next to the table naked. She apologized but didn't leave while I got on the table face down and didn't cover up. She put the towel over my legs but not over my ass. Towel disappeared quickly while she worked on my legs. Lots of teasing and touching of my semi hard dick and balls. When she moved to the head of the table to work on my back I took the opportunity to do some OTC massaging of her ass and thighs. She complimented my massage skills. After the flip she switched from lotion to oil and proceeded to nicely relieve my built up tension. Had my hand under her top and tried to undo her bra but she stopped me. After tension relief she finished the hour by messaging my legs and thighs. I think she might have been open to more tension relief but at my age recovery takes a long time. Overall, a very enjoyable time. Tip was 40. Sign in the entrance says 70 for an hour massage but I mentioned they had a 60 rate listed on their website. She accepted that. She asked me to come back soon and I plan to do that. Merry Christmas to all. Stay safe.

[Slugo]

No. Not every AMP has mouthwash.

A lot of the Korean places do because it's a given. Some girls that allow DATY don't care anyhow. Especially at the non FS places. In fact having mouthwash might be a tip-off to mamasan what's going on behind closed doors.

Wish the girls would use mouthwash as well. Last two times I was at the FS AMP they had a bad case of fish breath. Guess I'll take some tick tak's or just fuck them doggy. Dam them people are just crazy for there fish!

[JustAMonger]

Every good AMP, particularly those that are FS and have a table shower will have mouth wash. In fact they insist and give a paper cup full. They know you might be going down on them.

No. Not every AMP has mouthwash.

A lot of the Korean places do because it's a given. Some girls that allow DATY don't care anyhow. Especially at the non FS places. In fact having mouthwash might be a tip-off to mamasan what's going on behind closed doors.

[LookingForLefty]

For controlled breath, in addition to what was posted above. Use Smart Mouth once a day. Though the bottle design is obnoxious because you cannot tip it, it works! It actual helps cure the issue rather than just mask odor. They also have travel packets for on the go! Just my 2 cents.

Every good AMP, particularly those that are FS and have a table shower will have mouth wash. In fact they insist and give a paper cup full. They know you might be going down on them.

[Renner9]

No offense, I hate to say it but it's not surprising that she told you your breath stank. It's not because I'm singling you out. Far from it. The fact is, A lot of people don't know they have stinky breath. I knew a guy whose breath was so bad that you couldn't stand and talk to him. You had to put something between you and keep about 4 to 5 ft of distance because his breath was horrible. He had no idea. Still has no idea. Nobody will stand up to him and tell him. Or maybe they have and he's in denial?

All you can do is brush your teeth three times a day and right before bed. There are mouthwashes now that are antibacterial that can really help and flossing is so important. If I don't floss for a couple of days, and then I do, sometimes I can smell it from inside my mouth if that makes sense. And if your gums bleed, its a bad sign that you're not flossing enough. Some people just don't know their breath stinks and don't know how to take care of their oral requirements. We can always brush our teeth, floss or even just use a toothpick but a good swig of Listerine can go a long ways before bedtime or before a trip to the spa!!

Spa protocol after work. Text my ATF. Secure a Time. In the work bathroom, take a paper towel and wet it. Wipe my ass with the wet towel and look at it. If it's brown, repeat. Remember, you can't smell it, but they can. If you can't go home to shower first, (like with most of us guys) at least wash your armpits. If it's a hot summer sweaty day, hopefully they have a table shower. Stand up shower will do just as good.

So. A spa girl told me this once about guys who come straight from work.

I had booked a 90-minute session. About 10 minutes into the session another guy came in. She talked to him. I couldn't understand from the other side of the wall what they were talking about. All I know is I didn't hear the doorbell ring when he left so I knew he didn't leave. I asked her what happened. She said "don't worry he will wait for us to finish" I said, "the whole 90 minutes?" She explained to me some guys can't go all the way home because they are trapped if they go home. If he leaves, his wife will be asking where he is going? So they will wait. Anyhow, the point I'm trying to make is sometimes we can't always stop at home along the way and take a shower so we have to make sure we at least smell good at a minimum..

For controlled breath, in addition to what was posted above. Use Smart Mouth once a day. Though the bottle design is obnoxious because you cannot tip it, it works! It actual helps cure the issue rather than just mask odor. They also have travel packets for on the go! Just my 2 cents.

[JustAMonger]

MT wouldn't fuck me due to size. I begged but to no avail. 69's and her tank seemed like it could accommodate but I digress. Her oral skills were decent with some ball tugging and finger rimming. She slid down exposing her pouting star bud. I tongued her and within moments that "famous" aroma hit me! I don't mind it but today I wasn't "hungry". She quaked after five minutes. Afterward I came in her mouth with swallow she turned to me for a DFK. She had the audacity to tell me my breath stank!

Go figure!

No offense, I hate to say it but it's not surprising that she told you your breath stank. It's not because I'm singling you out. Far from it. The fact is, A lot of people don't know they have stinky breath. I knew a guy whose breath was so bad that you couldn't stand and talk to him. You had to put something between you and keep about 4 to 5 ft of distance because his breath was horrible. He had no idea. Still has no idea. Nobody will stand up to him and tell him. Or maybe they have and he's in denial?

All you can do is brush your teeth three times a day and right before bed. There are mouthwashes now that are antibacterial that can really help and flossing is so important. If I don't floss for a couple of days, and then I do, sometimes I can smell it from inside my mouth if that makes sense. And if your gums bleed, its a bad sign that you're not flossing enough. Some people just don't know their breath stinks and don't know how to take care of their oral requirements. We can always brush our teeth, floss or even just use a toothpick but a good swig of Listerine can go a long ways before bedtime or before a trip to the spa!!

Spa protocol after work. Text my ATF. Secure a Time. In the work bathroom, take a paper towel and wet it. Wipe my ass with the wet towel and look at it. If it's brown, repeat. Remember, you can't smell it, but they can. If you can't go home to shower first, (like with most of us guys) at least wash your armpits. If it's a hot summer sweaty day, hopefully they have a table shower. Stand up shower will do just as good.

So. A spa girl told me this once about guys who come straight from work.

I had booked a 90-minute session. About 10 minutes into the session another guy came in. She talked to him. I couldn't understand from the other side of the wall what they were talking about. All I know is I didn't hear the doorbell ring when he left so I knew he didn't leave. I asked her what happened. She said "don't worry he will wait for us to finish" I said, "the whole 90 minutes?" She explained to me some guys can't go all the way home because they are trapped if they go home. If he leaves, his wife will be asking where he is going? So they will wait. Anyhow, the point I'm trying to make is sometimes we can't always stop at home along the way and take a shower so we have to make sure we at least smell good at a minimum.

I made my appointment with my ATF. I allow time to brush my teeth. Drink a bottle of water. Melt a 20 mg sildenafil under my tongue. After the sildenafil has melted away drink some more water and chew some gum. Maybe drink a little more water. I think it's harder to pop a boner if you're dehydrated.

[LookingForLefty]

Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower.

You get it! I can't recall the number of times I had an escort or SW, turned them over for doggie or anal, and the odor from their ass was just too much. Other women, once they get wet, they start smelling like piss. Often its a yeast infection. High blood sugar can do that in women. I've had women take a hot bath first and then still a bad order comes out. I always liked it when a SW or escort requested to take a bath or shower. A SW told me I was handsome and she was hoping I'd go down on her. However not a good idea with a SW. She understood why I didn't. A few escorts who do actually enjoy the sex part, its usually oral they like. That old Japanese woman who used to do the shiatsu out of the extended stay hotels near Mayfair really liked oral and said it was the only way she could orgasm. She was quite flattered when a man would offer that to her. Sometimes with a women new to escorting, she isn't numb to the sex yet. You suck their tits for awhile, it feels good, and then you feel their ass tighten, they squirm a little, and make a sign of relief. Like all women, that's a sign they are ready for DATY. I've had only one AMP girl who I'm pretty sure I made cum because she squirted. Others you are wasting your time or they are faking it. The next time I visited her, she insisted I go down on her and she told me I was good at it. Always made sure I was at the back door for the 10 am opening so I'd be her first customer. Big Red loves oral but I'm not into Big Red. Vivi the Thai loved oral but would not return the favor. One of my old mamasan friends in Florida loves oral but won't return the favor. She loves sex too. What I hate is after she cums she runs to the shower. Don't get that one. Some women like Krazy Karea out in Waukesha have a blow job fetish and love giving head but don't like receiving it. Well no two are the same. Most of the time escorts and AMP girls get no pleasure and fake whatever you do to them. But their is a small percentage the will click with me. One streetwalker told me that every now and then she will orgasm during intercourse. She said it just comes without warning and she is often surprised. It can happen with someone she least suspect would arouse her. I understand. I've often had super hard cums from women I didn't expect. My old neighbour who was 69-70 years old, skinny luckily and fake tits, she would have me totally drained. While a beautiful young, tiny, skinny, woman that drugs hadn't ruined yet, it would only be average. Sometimes when a woman looks too good for me I feel inferior. But if I know I'm better looking that the woman I'm screwing, I feel like I have more confidence.

[LookingForLefty]

Went there for first time. So busy they asked me to come back in half hour. Came back and had a nice time. She spoke good english and tried to have a conversation. Left happy and tipped afterwards. No issues.

My first guess is you had the swagger and confidence they pick up on. Or they recognized your plate from another spa. And you were probably clean and well behaved. Perhaps you took some of my personal advice and you cleared the hurdle.

[EyeEatAss]

I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows!

MT wouldn't fuck me due to size. I begged but to no avail. 69's and her tank seemed like it could accommodate but I digress. Her oral skills were decent with some ball tugging and finger rimming. She slid down exposing her pouting star bud. I tongued her and within moments that "famous" aroma hit me! I don't mind it but today I wasn't "hungry". She quaked after five minutes. Afterward I came in her mouth with swallow she turned to me for a DFK. She had the audacity to tell me my breath stank!

Go figure!