Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

Geez Slammer, that's going to cost you $10,000. I typically give red envelopes and moon pies for various holidays. If you do Chinese New Year that'll get you in the plus column even after missing Christmas. Every store in Westminster sells the moon cake and envelopes.

$1500 haha. Speaking of money went to Happy massage in Santa Ana. Lulu past the first week of how to please your man. Reached under the table for the two sided tape pulled up my $100 that said Merry Christmas from Slammer. I can't believe no body checked. My hint last week was it was under the table.

[Sbtzzx]

Has anyone seen Krystal since her price increase? Same (limited) menu? Feels like an awful lot for what she offers.

[HeadorTail]

$50 to $100.

Geez Slammer, that's going to cost you $10,000. I typically give red envelopes and moon pies for various holidays. If you do Chinese New Year that'll get you in the plus column even after missing Christmas. Every store in Westminster sells the moon cake and envelopes.

[Slammer6008]

How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?

$50 to $100.

[DeeNewGuy]

I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.

A Cheapguy. Glad you enjoyed your time and I enjoyed reading your post.

[GoKipper]

Hey guys just found this forum but I'm a long time hobbyist. First post so please take it easy on me, but I'm here to post some reviews! As you can see from my username, I love a girl that is very smart (.) why (.) and I also love nuru so I'm going to give you all a couple of my faves.

Valerie- works out of a spa in westminster. Hugmakes. DDD tatas and booty on this latina, but they look really good. She is slim but has very nice curves. Loves to laugh and actually has a good personality. Her tease is very nice and the flip is nice and slow and will let you Russian if you so desire. 160 for the hhr.

Jade- has a nice incall in an hotel in Costa mesa usually. Super hot Asian girl with a huge behind and is very "smart" as well. Very nice tease and the flip is nice and slow and does this thing where she pretends to ride you but is actually stroking you and playing with the boys. Quite magical I must say. 160 for the half as well.

Those I found on PD and are pretty communicative and quick to respond.

Also found a very petite treat on Instagram, who used to work out of a spa in downey, I believe she went by Melanie. Her name is Kat and is a huge tease with all of her dirty talking and LFK. But she works out of a nice hotel in Costa Mesa too. Superrr sexy. Smaller booty and boobies than the rest but definitely makes up for it with the dirty talk and finish. Super cute girl with nice full C man mades.

Still trying to find more big tits mcgee's out there so if you have any that you'd like to share, feel free to DM me! Will post more info when I venture out to try new things also have a few more that I can recommend if yall have any info to share too. Thanks again and keep up the good work boys!

How do we find this petite treat? Any contact info?

[Dohma22]

Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.

[Grimmy23]

Melanie at Havana is melody at palms.

Knew that, but she is no longer at either place and apparently is now working as an independent.

[cheapguy]

I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.

[Nice Guy 99]

How big of an "above and beyond" Christmas tip will you give to your fav AMP girl? I was thinking maybe $40 but $100 also crossed my mind. Thoughts?

[OCRanger]

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

Melanie at Havana is melody at palms.

[MongerMan37]

She was my ATF at Havana. How do you find her? It sounds like she does a little more as an independent. There was definitely no LFK involved at the spas. I'd love to see her again.

I second this. Could you please let us know how to get in contact with Melanie or Kat as you mentioned she goes by now? You mentioned an Instagram. Can you share the Instagram or if she has a posting on PD or Rubratings, please share. The only Kat I know of is Latina.

[Nice Guy 99]

Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.

Skinny. Defining "pussy" as just the clitoris is a new spin for me. I've always seen "pussy" as the whole taco, including clitoris, urethra and introitus. To each his own ... or maybe her own.

[FrankSmith666]

Anyone know of a Latina massage parlor that's BBFS?

[Skinny Dugan]

Women don't "pee through their pussy". The Uretha is just below the clit.

[wAQt0 NGhQUOTE=NiceGuy99;5686418]Innovation. This should be easy as it seems she is not currently operating out of an AMP. Introduce pussy and cock washing into your routine. If a shower is available, use that. If not a squeeze bottle with warm water works fine. No soap, as that can destroy good bacteria and cause probs. Gently wash and massage her pussy. Women to pee through their pussy. (What do you think 90% of this "squirting" is?) Keep the good thing going. [ / QUOTE].