Massage Parlor Reports

**Gene2** · 12-21-21 09:28

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

Had the extreme pleasure of having this lovely goddess use her exquisite skills and sensual beauty to pleasure my body in so many ways. Her skin is amazingly soft, and those legs. Oh my! If you haven't seen her in a while she's like a fine wine, gets better with age and experience. She did mention she's quite selective these days on clientele, so if you already have her number give her a call. Just don't be a cling-on, she did mention a couple of clients have weirded her out lately, maybe trying to blur the lines between a service provider and a "friend".

Thanks Blackfire.

I appreciate the review. It's good to know she's still providing great service. And a good reminder for all to observe the proper lines.

G2.

**TeeMich** · 12-21-21 00:16

Any one know if Di is still working?

**Blackfire** · 12-20-21 21:39

Had the extreme pleasure of having this lovely goddess use her exquisite skills and sensual beauty to pleasure my body in so many ways. Her skin is amazingly soft, and those legs. Oh my! If you haven't seen her in a while she's like a fine wine, gets better with age and experience. She did mention she's quite selective these days on clientele, so if you already have her number give her a call. Just don't be a cling-on, she did mention a couple of clients have weirded her out lately, maybe trying to blur the lines between a service provider and a "friend".

**Alchillies** · 12-20-21 10:20

Originally Posted by BroadwayJay [View Original Post]

Serenity is my favorite place in GR. I like its up-scale ambiance. Yes, you will pay more than at Panacea or Bodywork's. Well worth it IMO. Accept it for what it is and enjoy it because you won't get that combination of talent and full menu anywhere else, except maybe Luxe. At Serenity I usually see Monroe. I know her reviews are mixed but I have enjoyed every session with her. She has that hot trashy blonde look I love. Comms are pretty good. Smoking hot MILF type body. Not much of a message. Has a full menu. Once I noticed a slight odor so I don't DATY. I haven't had an appointment with Megan but have seen her there and spoken with her briefly. She is hot AF. Like centerfold hot. Stay safe out there.

Is luxe FS? Been eyeing them for a bit. Most of the girls (assuming the pics are real) look sexy.

**Bacardi1314** · 12-19-21 22:32

Dropped into Panacea last week for a rare "see who's available and take them. " Ended up with Zoey. Unaware of bad reviews, but here is one for you. She is abso-fucking-lutely terrible! First, she entered the room, and like most of the providers there, she put on some music on a shitty phone with shitty speakers. To make matters worse, she would hum with the music and sing (horribly) along to the words she knew, which was very few of them. So in my ear all I hear is "hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmm, she's all country!, hmmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmmm" Massage was also horrible. She asked if I like light or hard massage. I said I like a variety, hard on the back and light when you're teasing me. She did that for another 10 minutes or so. Then, she asked me a question. I had to ask her to repeat it 4 times. It legit sounded like she had a mouthful of cum, it was that garbled. It ended up being "What are you thinking for a donation?" I've never had anyone at Panacea ask me for a donation during the massage before the flip. I responded, "you get comfortable and make me happy, and I'll tip you accordingly. The more you do, the more you make. " I flipped, and I proceeded to get a fully clothed jackhammer handjob. Had to tell her to slow down, because the harder she squeezed and the faster she jacked, it actually made me go soft. During the release, she stopped halfway through the orgasm and jumped back like I had the plague. I tipped her 20 at the door as I was leaving, and she asked me to go to the damn ATM along with "I'll go with you" Yea, the fuck you will. I walked out and left. Never see this shit provider or give her the time of day. Only providers there worth seeing are Natalie, Eve, Ava & Lexi.

**Gene2** · 12-19-21 16:21

Originally Posted by HollandGuy83 [View Original Post]

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are..

Well said. And thank for getting me back on point for what this forum is all about.

G2.

**Tommey** · 12-19-21 14:18

Originally Posted by UnderOath2917 [View Original Post]

I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.

Luxe only answers when they are open. Don't think they do texts. Just call when they post an ad. Looks like they are open today till 4:30.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...2/305568321418

For Bodyworks by Us, same deal, watch for ads. They do text, so try that to make a connection. But no calls, text only. They are fairly exclusive, and take new customers sometimes.

**Tommey** · 12-19-21 14:14

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.

Peyton is back, and she is a sweetheart. I think she's only going to be in on Saturday, not all that often in any case. I saw her recently, and it was great to catch up with an old friend (well she's not old, just been a bit since I've seen her). She's still in touch with some of the other past good gals.

I believe Zoey's sister is Audrey, and Peyton is unrelated. Zoey and Audrey's mom is Allison. But hopefully someone will correct me if I have that wrong.

**LongAwaited493** · 12-19-21 13:43

Hunter has this on the Tryst site May be good news.

Starting Dec 22nd I will be working at Bodyworks by Brit Schedule those appts online.

**UnderOath2917** · 12-19-21 12:57

I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.

**Love The Lips** · 12-19-21 11:18

I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.

**HollandGuy83** · 12-19-21 11:09

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are.

Bodyworks. By far the best place in GR, in my opinion. Although their newest location is terrible, it's only for 2 months. It's very small, which is why they're probably extremely busy and therefore not taking new clients currently. The previous two locations were awesome. There's no door fee, just a fixed rate. And it's a very reasonable price point, so that you'll never feel like you got suckered into paying too much for a massage + he because you got upsold while you were lying on a table and thinking with the wrong head. There is just zero reason to ever pay Luxe, ToP, Mama Dees, etc. Pricing when you have much better and more economical prices available.

**LookingToSee** · 12-18-21 17:01

Visiting GR tomorrow. Any recommendations for nice Asian massage with extras.

**Gene2** · 12-18-21 14:12

Originally Posted by JayceDragon [View Original Post]

I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.

Yup. Thanks for the correction. You're right. Every monger looks like a Hollywood leading man. None of them are old. Or fat. Or deluded thinking they are handsome. They just pay for sex because they like to share their money.

So glad you set me straight.

G2 aka Brad Pitt.

**Jayce Dragon** · 12-18-21 12:43

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

Speak for yourself bud, I'm none of those things you just listed so I know that wasn't the reason she declined. It's more among the lines that girls have their limits, especially in some parlors, so I'm not going to try to push those limits beyond simply asking.

I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.