Massage Parlor Reports

[Alchillies]

Serenity is my favorite place in GR. I like its up-scale ambiance. Yes, you will pay more than at Panacea or Bodywork's. Well worth it IMO. Accept it for what it is and enjoy it because you won't get that combination of talent and full menu anywhere else, except maybe Luxe. At Serenity I usually see Monroe. I know her reviews are mixed but I have enjoyed every session with her. She has that hot trashy blonde look I love. Comms are pretty good. Smoking hot MILF type body. Not much of a message. Has a full menu. Once I noticed a slight odor so I don't DATY. I haven't had an appointment with Megan but have seen her there and spoken with her briefly. She is hot AF. Like centerfold hot. Stay safe out there.

Is luxe FS? Been eyeing them for a bit. Most of the girls (assuming the pics are real) look sexy.

[Bacardi1314]

Dropped into Panacea last week for a rare "see who's available and take them. " Ended up with Zoey. Unaware of bad reviews, but here is one for you. She is abso-fucking-lutely terrible! First, she entered the room, and like most of the providers there, she put on some music on a shitty phone with shitty speakers. To make matters worse, she would hum with the music and sing (horribly) along to the words she knew, which was very few of them. So in my ear all I hear is "hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmm, she's all country!, hmmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmmm" Massage was also horrible. She asked if I like light or hard massage. I said I like a variety, hard on the back and light when you're teasing me. She did that for another 10 minutes or so. Then, she asked me a question. I had to ask her to repeat it 4 times. It legit sounded like she had a mouthful of cum, it was that garbled. It ended up being "What are you thinking for a donation?" I've never had anyone at Panacea ask me for a donation during the massage before the flip. I responded, "you get comfortable and make me happy, and I'll tip you accordingly. The more you do, the more you make. " I flipped, and I proceeded to get a fully clothed jackhammer handjob. Had to tell her to slow down, because the harder she squeezed and the faster she jacked, it actually made me go soft. During the release, she stopped halfway through the orgasm and jumped back like I had the plague. I tipped her 20 at the door as I was leaving, and she asked me to go to the damn ATM along with "I'll go with you" Yea, the fuck you will. I walked out and left. Never see this shit provider or give her the time of day. Only providers there worth seeing are Natalie, Eve, Ava & Lexi.

[Gene2]

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are..

Well said. And thank for getting me back on point for what this forum is all about.

G2.

[Tommey]

I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.

Luxe only answers when they are open. Don't think they do texts. Just call when they post an ad. Looks like they are open today till 4:30.

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For Bodyworks by Us, same deal, watch for ads. They do text, so try that to make a connection. But no calls, text only. They are fairly exclusive, and take new customers sometimes.

[Tommey]

I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.

Peyton is back, and she is a sweetheart. I think she's only going to be in on Saturday, not all that often in any case. I saw her recently, and it was great to catch up with an old friend (well she's not old, just been a bit since I've seen her). She's still in touch with some of the other past good gals.

I believe Zoey's sister is Audrey, and Peyton is unrelated. Zoey and Audrey's mom is Allison. But hopefully someone will correct me if I have that wrong.

[LongAwaited493]

Hunter has this on the Tryst site May be good news.

Starting Dec 22nd I will be working at Bodyworks by Brit Schedule those appts online.

[UnderOath2917]

I keep seeing reviews for Luxe and bodyworks but don't know where they're at to try them out. I've tried calling Luxe but no one ever answers. Any help would be appreciated.

[Love The Lips]

I've heard that Peyton is back. I haven't seen her yet but I know she was at Panacea years ago and her reviews were always super positive. Her sister Zoey on the other hand who is also at Panacea consistently gets terrible reviews! Though I'm usually not a fan of a duo session at a parlor, that would be kind of a fantasy thing to have 2 actual sisters at the same time! Too bad Zoey isn't up to par. Would appreciate any insight on Peyton as well as Zoey and why Zoey gets terrible reviews.

[HollandGuy83]

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand the priorities of some posters.

I've recently decided to never return to Pacific, revisited Serenity, and Bodyworks has been my go to for quite some time.

Pacific. Everything about the way they do business annoys me. Every one of them posts fake pics. And getting them to give a firm price before you're already there and on the table is difficult to impossible. And when you do get a number, it's almost always astronomically high.

Serenity. I saw both Megan and Milan. I know others have posted that Serenity is their "go to" because of the upscale experience. I just don't get it. The spa soundtrack, fireplace, etc. Is worth an extra $20 to me, tops. And just like Pacific, getting anyone to give you firm pricing before being on the table is damn near impossible. If you call, Hayley / Trinity / whatever she calls herself these days is rude and short. In person she's quite sweet. She is strinct no FS, but others are more open. But I don't want to spend $1000 on massages with only HEs before being able to learn how open new girls like Milan are.

Bodyworks. By far the best place in GR, in my opinion. Although their newest location is terrible, it's only for 2 months. It's very small, which is why they're probably extremely busy and therefore not taking new clients currently. The previous two locations were awesome. There's no door fee, just a fixed rate. And it's a very reasonable price point, so that you'll never feel like you got suckered into paying too much for a massage + he because you got upsold while you were lying on a table and thinking with the wrong head. There is just zero reason to ever pay Luxe, ToP, Mama Dees, etc. Pricing when you have much better and more economical prices available.

[LookingToSee]

Visiting GR tomorrow. Any recommendations for nice Asian massage with extras.

[Gene2]

I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.

Yup. Thanks for the correction. You're right. Every monger looks like a Hollywood leading man. None of them are old. Or fat. Or deluded thinking they are handsome. They just pay for sex because they like to share their money.

So glad you set me straight.

G2 aka Brad Pitt.

[Jayce Dragon]

Speak for yourself bud, I'm none of those things you just listed so I know that wasn't the reason she declined. It's more among the lines that girls have their limits, especially in some parlors, so I'm not going to try to push those limits beyond simply asking.

I was thinking the same thing. Like that dude really tried to speak for everyone on those traits he listed. Lmao.

[JMaul]

Tis the season and spread holiday cheer, unless it's on the pug board LOL.

Bodyworks By Us has been a staple of mine for a while and I have a great time with every visit there for different reasons. Their flat rates are simple to understand - 110 hhr and 180 hr. And there is never upsell.

Nikki. My insta-ATF masseuse.

Nikki works limited hours, hard to schedule due to popularity and worth every second and dollar of the chase.

Nothing has changed with her since my last review. Maybe she's even gotten more comfortable in the office atmosphere, which was already amazing.

She's tall, incredibly sexy and even exponentially more sensual. Highly recommend and crossing my fingers she finds more time to spread her own cheer in a sexy office setting. There is something about her that is absolutely breath taking, but don't take my word for it. See her yourself!

Raven. First visit.

I recently had the pleasure of seeing Raven on a whim. My first visits are typically a Hhr and I let them do what they do for a session, minimal or no feedback on preferences on my own likes. Sometimes that pans out and other times it doesn't but I find that letting them do their thing gives you an idea of what they think is good and gives a great baseline to build off of for a 2nd visit.

Her massage skills are above average. I felt elbows as much as hands, which IMO is great and welcomed in a world where expectations on massage quality is kept relatively low.

Conversation was great, not very sensual, but again I like to see how it goes the first time and find out if there is chemistry. No complaints and will look to heat it up a little more on the next visit.

Clothes off at the flip, she looks great and hides what must be the one of the best asses I've seen in the hobby well. I'd hate to use the term PAWG because she doesn't fit that type to me but that lady has some bounce!

The flip wasn't rushed, I think we even went over but she wasn't watching the clock and I had a great time with her.

If you're an ass person, you're going to need to check her out. I think I'll for sure see her again depending on when I want to play and who else is available. She's incredibly nice so treat her the same and you'll have fun!

Last and certainly not least, I heard of a different present than will soon be unwrapped from under the tree.

Miss Hunter is going to be joining the bodyworks staff! I don't know much else so save your PMs. I checked the schedule and, sure enough, it looks like she's hitting the hottie tables of Bodyworks already next week.

I've already written on Miss Hunter numerous times. Pre-Covid she was my ATF outside of GR and every visit I've had with her the past two months had proved me dead wrong. She's the best provider I have ever visited, period, end of story.

Best chemistry and sensuality I've ever had. Oh yeah and she's hot AF.

Got to tip my cap to Brit and the rest of the staff, my money has always found happiness in their company. And it seems like it keeps getting better!

I haven't had a chance to see Cecelia or Athena yet so eventually I'll have to find a new face. But holy hell there's a lot of talent to pick from and can't wait to see any of them again.

Stay safe out there!!

[Monger01]

We never changed are door fee! Same as always.

80 hour 50 half hour 30 hair cuts and senior members are 40 half 60 hour!

Been that for 4 years!

So sorry! Between some old posts and a recent PM I heard different and stand corrected.

[Hayleymatters]

Has Senerity upped their door fee which was $80 in the past?

We never changed are door fee! Same as always.

80 hour 50 half hour 30 hair cuts and senior members are 40 half 60 hour!

Been that for 4 years!