Massage Parlor Reports

**Magnum352** · 12-17-21 00:40

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.

Speak for yourself bud, I'm none of those things you just listed so I know that wasn't the reason she declined. It's more among the lines that girls have their limits, especially in some parlors, so I'm not going to try to push those limits beyond simply asking.

**Monger01** · 12-16-21 19:09

Originally Posted by BusterTc [View Original Post]

I walked into Serenety and got MiLan, a new girl. Tall slim blond who would be very attractive if she didn't put on eye liner with a paint brush. I didn't have a reference name, so she was very reluctant to do anything. I finally convinced her I wasn't a cop because of my age. She stripped to panties and allowed some roaming, and gave me a hand job. I paid $100 tip at the start, so she wasn't trying to get more money. Just being cautious. If you go there as a newbie, be aware they want they name of a past client. You could use my name, Buster, or maybe another guy can offer their name as a reference. Maybe some other girls are willing to offer more, I don't know.

So 150 or 180 door plus 100 for almost nude HJ. I just cannot justify 250-280 for a HJ. To each their own.

**CandidGuy35** · 12-16-21 16:47

Just saw her today after texting her for appointment yesterday. Very easy to setup an appointment and she works out of private office that is very discreet. Julia is the only massage therapist I have repeated with. She is a attractive Latina women with big boobs and big booty. She does a very good therapeutic massage and holds a good conversation. You will be happy to have seen her. She stop posting ads once USA classified went down but if search her name you can find her old ad with her digits.

**CandidGuy35** · 12-16-21 16:20

Walk in and got Jesse (I think that was her name). She speak ok English but not a lot of conversation. She is middle age Asian MILF big top half. Not the best looking (hard to tell since she's wearing a mask too) but she definitely did the best massage of all the girls I seen at Relax. She did complete full body massage. She didn't miss one part. She does cover you with a towel at some points in the massage but then removes it at other times. She even went over the hour time. Paid door fee and match with the tip.

**BusterTc** · 12-16-21 13:37

I walked into Serenety and got MiLan, a new girl. Tall slim blond who would be very attractive if she didn't put on eye liner with a paint brush. I didn't have a reference name, so she was very reluctant to do anything. I finally convinced her I wasn't a cop because of my age. She stripped to panties and allowed some roaming, and gave me a hand job. I paid $100 tip at the start, so she wasn't trying to get more money. Just being cautious. If you go there as a newbie, be aware they want they name of a past client. You could use my name, Buster, or maybe another guy can offer their name as a reference. Maybe some other girls are willing to offer more, I don't know.

**Gene2** · 12-16-21 13:23

Originally Posted by DetroitBrian [View Original Post]

Called the number for Bodywork by us, and was told that they are only taking regulars. Does anyone know how to swing an appointment there? I've been to most of the other MPs in GR, and that one sounds like a must try.

You can offer references. But if you're from out of town that might not be possible for you. You could provide a deposit. While that's normally a bad idea- it's a safer proposition with Brit and crew. She's worth the extra steps.

Enjoy.

G2.

**Gene2** · 12-16-21 13:20

I've seen Jessi three times now. And she offers a great massage experience. She's very comfortable and easy to talk with. What makes her special for me is the incredible touch and prolonged tease. She rubs and touches while I'm laying on my front that keeps me in an aroused state for the entire visit. For a man of my age that's an incredible experience.

While Brit and the other girls are younger, they don't do as much touch and tease to keep me fully aroused for the entire massage. And Jessi does it so well. And she allows roaming over her smooth skin and body.

I will repeat.

**Detroit Brian** · 12-16-21 12:18

Called the number for Bodywork by us, and was told that they are only taking regulars. Does anyone know how to swing an appointment there? I've been to most of the other MPs in GR, and that one sounds like a must try.

Thanks!

**Tommey** · 12-16-21 11:49

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.

I think the reason we are happy to pay, and some women are happy to host, is biology. Nature has dealt us dudes a hand that is eons old, hard wired into the survival of our species. And it compels us, by force of sexual attraction, to seek it out, and as much of it as possible, preferably with as attractive a gal as available. Just look at Arnold, at the height of his powers, married to a Kennedy (this country's political royalty), and he nails the maid.

Gals are driven by those same forces to seek strength, power, protection, and security. Sure looks are nice, but that's not the motivator, not like we think of it. Anna Nicole Smith?

**Detroit Brian** · 12-16-21 11:33

Based on some good reviews, I recently saw Lexi. I have to say that she wasn't what I was expecting. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but she looked more like a STG girl than a Panacea girl. Lots of small bruises all over her body. Probably could have used a shower. Pretty good overall attitude, but made me wait in the room for 30 minutes past my appointment time. Just seemed like she may have been dipping in to the candy jar.

I'm glad some of the brothers enjoy her, but she's not for me. Natalie is a much better option, IMHO.

Be careful out there.

**Detroit Brian** · 12-16-21 11:24

Originally Posted by Swcdt [View Original Post]

Maybe you're just too picky. Natalie is a beautiful girl. If she doesn't meet your standards then you should probably not revisit Panacea. She is without a doubt one of the best looking girls there. Sure she has a little extra in the midsection but I wouldn't say she's fat. Also has a great attitude and is a fun person to spend an hour with.

For a MP girl, Natalie is definitely way above average. Fantastic attitude, and a beautiful face. Great feet that are always pedicured also. And she is not FS, but isn't afraid to get very freaky. Always had a great time with her.

**Gene2** · 12-16-21 09:42

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Quote about Summer, "I asked for daty but she simply said she doesn't do that. " Can you imagine us guys turning down an offer from a lady that wants to pay US to let them suck our cock!! LOL.

True. But can you also imagine being asked by a woman 30 years older than you, with bad breath, who smelled odd, had lots of body and facial hair, was 75 pounds overweight. And you had to act like she was attractive to you and turned you on. And you were expected to do it ten times in a six hour shift?

Sorry but as a gender, we need to accept that we are quite disgusting. Which is why we pay. And are happy to do so.

**TommyTwoGuns** · 12-16-21 02:31

Gentlemen, traveling from the east side of our state for a single night visit in the Muskegon area, as I'm passing through your area was hoping to take a travel break. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. I prefer open minded mature massage providers, however any solid quality is nice. Thank you in advance. PM me if preferred.

**Love The Lips** · 12-16-21 01:15

Originally Posted by Magnum352 [View Original Post]

Just saw her the other day for the third or fourth time in last few years. She's definitely a hot little thing and is interesting to chat with. The pictures she post are a notch or two above what you'll see when you get there, but she's a young, pretty and skinny with pierced small perky B cup titties. The door fee is $50 at T. O. P. And Summers tip fee is $40 for standard handjob, $60 topless HJ, $100 full nude HJ and $200 for a body slide. I asked for daty but she simply said she doesn't do that. Her massage skills are nothing more than lightly rubbing oil around for 15 minutes, then you can expect a flip where she gets right to the action. She seems to treat it like a job to do so there isn't much teasing or sensuality involved. I still like to pay a visit with her from time to time only because she's cute, interesting to chat with and I like watching her jerk me off while I touch her nice tight body. Alyssa from body works is my atf, but like a few reports have mentioned she's sadly disappeared from the game, so because of that I guess I'll be spreading the wealth to others for awhile. Good luck out there gents!

Quote about Summer, "I asked for daty but she simply said she doesn't do that. " Can you imagine us guys turning down an offer from a lady that wants to pay US to let them suck our cock!! LOL.

**DaddyJoel** · 12-15-21 15:51

I had the extreme pleasure of seeing Berlin this morning for the umpteenth time. She never ceases to amaze me with her beauty, kindness and sensuality. Berlin is in a class of her own. Tall, perfectly curvy in all the right places and interesting to talk with as she rubs all your aches and pains away.

If you have her contact info, I strongly recommend you arrange your own personal time with her.