The Massholes

**OldtimerMa** · 12-16-21 17:07

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

So your argument is mute.

Seriously, how stupid this old moron is? That should be "your argument is moot", you illiterate village idiot.

**CrazyCrouton** · 12-16-21 14:18

This board has been full of women whether it be providers or trolls infiltrating this board. There is no longer a great disparity between woman and men as far as vulgarity or writing styles. So your argument is mute. Think about the hatred this person has for woman and the board in general. Creating new profiles and causing disturbances on threads that have thrived for years on USA.

Oh and just an FYI I've probably put over 50 people on my ignore list which includes all of cheezefists handles.

Originally Posted by MoreBJs [View Original Post]

Asianyumyum is not a chick. I have dm's from him that are locker room trash style "men" talk that no woman could think of or fake. Disgusting stuff. A woman would never write this way and even if she tried to be an imposter pretending to be a man, she couldn't pull it off either. Not that I like Yumyum, but he is a perverted disturbed guy. Not withstanding, however, I do believe there may be now or at one time females impostering men on the board, but not Yumyum. Who they are I don't know. I do not sense that Cheese is Asian Yumyum, but I obviously believe each have multiple accounts, and that's why its confusing to some of you. These two or maybe three guys that dominate the massholes, SW, and massage sections with multiple handles are just really perverted, motivated (for info), who must feel it is worth it to do what they do and get (in their minds) better results than if they they just played it straight with one account as most of us do so let's just let that be that. They really don't seem to be hurting anyone. I just don't get why people are so miffed at this. Who cares? All you have to do is put them on ignore or mistrust everything they write.

**OldtimerMa** · 12-16-21 09:37

Originally Posted by MoreBJs [View Original Post]

Asianyumyum is not a chick. I have dm's from him that are locker room trash style "men" talk that no woman could think of or fake. Disgusting stuff. A woman would never write this way and even if she tried to be an imposter pretending to be a man, she couldn't pull it off either. Not that I like Yumyum, but he is a perverted disturbed guy. Not withstanding, however, I do believe there may be now or at one time females impostering men on the board, but not Yumyum. Who they are I don't know. I do not sense that Cheese is Asian Yumyum, but I obviously believe each have multiple accounts, and that's why its confusing to some of you. These two or maybe three guys that dominate the massholes, SW, and massage sections with multiple handles are just really perverted, motivated (for info), who must feel it is worth it to do what they do and get (in their minds) better results than if they they just played it straight with one account as most of us do so let's just let that be that. They really don't seem to be hurting anyone. I just don't get why people are so miffed at this. Who cares? All you have to do is put them on ignore or mistrust everything they write.

Are you serious? I don't think there was a single person here who thought that Asian might be a woman. Not sure why anyone would seriously discuss anything coming from CrazyCrouton — the old idiot is bullshitting non-stop. That's actually all he does here.

But wait, the lengthy discussion is coming from MoreBJs — another old, notoriously stupid dude who thinks his "insights" are of value. But he is wrong.

**MoreBJs** · 12-15-21 23:37

Asianyumyum is not a chick. I have dm's from him that are locker room trash style "men" talk that no woman could think of or fake. Disgusting stuff. A woman would never write this way and even if she tried to be an imposter pretending to be a man, she couldn't pull it off either. Not that I like Yumyum, but he is a perverted disturbed guy. Not withstanding, however, I do believe there may be now or at one time females impostering men on the board, but not Yumyum. Who they are I don't know. I do not sense that Cheese is Asian Yumyum, but I obviously believe each have multiple accounts, and that's why its confusing to some of you. These two or maybe three guys that dominate the massholes, SW, and massage sections with multiple handles are just really perverted, motivated (for info), who must feel it is worth it to do what they do and get (in their minds) better results than if they they just played it straight with one account as most of us do so let's just let that be that. They really don't seem to be hurting anyone. I just don't get why people are so miffed at this. Who cares? All you have to do is put them on ignore or mistrust everything they write.

**Jack617** · 12-15-21 20:20

Originally Posted by ChipJohnson001 [View Original Post]

Good God. What the hell is wrong with you? An Asian woman who is reduced to jerking off losers like you for a living didn't give you the service you wanted at the same price point you got 20 years ago so you steal from them or mess with their business? They owe you nothing. If you don't like the price or the service, don't go. They are risking a lot just to make a few bucks, and you idiots act like they have morally wronged you in some way by not fulfilling your expectations? Tell you what. I will give either of you $100 to come jerk me off, but I want you to do a great job, get into it, act like you enjoy it, oh, and bye the way, I'm going to be shoving my finger in your ass the whole time.

Didn't want this to disappear.

**CrazyCrouton** · 12-15-21 10:08

Originally Posted by OldtimerMa [View Original Post]

Hey Asian, did you notice that this dumb fuck called you she?!

She is also OldtimerMA. When you see her argue with me on massholes you know it's one of her many handles.

**Member #6450** · 12-14-21 21:40

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

I will call them up this week and set up at least a dozen appointments and throw her off her schedule.

Payback for shortening you. It's time we hit back at this poor excuse of shitty services we keep getting from these parlors. They think we are stupid and now this has gotten out of control.

This can no longer stand. You have money, you have power, why are we allowing this kind of shit to go on?

Do what you want. I'm not that vindictive. I take that back. A couple years ago something similar happened at another spa. Kept getting interrupted and was cut short so I took the Bose Bluetooth speaker from the massage room and left. They never saw me walk out with it. Last night I just quietly left and said I'll come back another time. I won't be going back to that place.

**OldtimerMa** · 12-14-21 19:09

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

I gave her some time to play with her new account but I had to expose her once again.

Hey Asian, did you notice that this dumb fuck called you she?!

**CrazyCrouton** · 12-14-21 18:19

I gave her some time to play with her new account but I had to expose her once again. It only took one post slamming her BS and she responded. How do I know she's Cheeze? Well in typical fashion she uses two handles back to back in a short time span to respond to me. LOL!!

You might as well throw that handle away and start over Cheeze.

Now answer my question once and for all. Do you use tampons or pads?

Hahahahaha!

**Andir** · 12-14-21 14:10

Originally Posted by Marrin [View Original Post]

At Eastern?

That's in his head. He is a bullshit artist. Everything coming from CrazyCrouton is made up. But that one, you are referring to, supposed to be a joke. You know, idiots even joke idiotically.

**AsianYumYum** · 12-14-21 01:20

I will call them up this week and set up at least a dozen appointments and throw her off her schedule.

Payback for shortening you. It's time we hit back at this poor excuse of shitty services we keep getting from these parlors. They think we are stupid and now this has gotten out of control.

This can no longer stand. You have money, you have power, why are we allowing this kind of shit to go on?

Originally Posted by AzngrlLuvr [View Original Post]

Went to 32 South earlier. Disappointed is all I can say. Tried calling to make an appointment but no one answered. Got there and the parking lot looked empty. Cool. Short girl in a white mini skirt and white shirt answered the door. I think this was that Mia based on the description from another post the other day. She takes me to the room but immediately has to excuse herself because the phones are ringing off the hook. No problem because she wasn't gone that long. She came back to collect the house fee. 40 for half hour. She starts the massage but it didn't get far because the phones wouldn't stop and the doorbell kept ringing. She kept excusing herself because the place is monger central all of a sudden. After the second interruption she comes back to apologize and said it's too busy and her appointment arrived. She was going to have another girl come in. I'm getting annoyed but ok fine. Next girl comes in and she's pretty cute but not as cute as Mia. The new girl starts the massage and we are interrupted yet again. She excuses herself but I decide fuck this I'm leaving. I get up and get dressed. Girl comes back confused. I tell her I'll just come back another time. Yeah fuck that I'm never going back. They just made 40 off me for basically doing nothing. Yeah I let them keep the 40. I just wanted out of there at that point. I know it's better to make an appointment but even then it's no guarantee that your time won't be shorted. Completely disgusted!

**Andir** · 12-13-21 20:35

Originally Posted by CrazyCrouton [View Original Post]

A similar thing happened to me the last time I saw Ella at prospect. She inspected my thick cock. I then slipped it in her pussy.

Of course. And then the nurse at your assisted living facility lifted you from the bathroom floor, saying "Shit, this old idiot fell asleep on the toilet again!

**AsianYumYum** · 12-13-21 20:05

CrazyCrouton,

"A similar thing happened to me the last time I saw Ella at prospect. She inspected my thick cock. I then slipped it in her pussy. ".

**CrazyCrouton** · 12-11-21 23:41

Originally Posted by OldtimerMa [View Original Post]

I hope you realize that CrazyCrouton is the biggest troll this board ever had. The guy is a complete idiot and all he does is posting bullshit and fighting. The fighting part is always done in a disturbingly stupid way.

You just can't help yourself can you Cheezefist. I told everyone to wait and see who responds. Like clockwork. Remember one thing. I'm the one that started your demise. A2 put the bow on top. Posting from your other handles will never help. I'm always watching you ma'am.

Hahahahahahaha!

**Sounds** · 12-11-21 16:45

Originally Posted by AsianYumYum [View Original Post]

Well funny you say that, do you like or do DATY? Be honest because that to me is equivalent to what you just stated. How about getting your asshole licked?

I've seen endless reviews on here, or parlor forums, where mongers gush and gloat about DATY or getting their asshole licked, even paying the parlor girls extra for it. If guys love DATY, or their poop hole plucked or poked, then no one should fault me for liking and wanting Facials because there are so many things we all love about our pleasure and how it gets us off and this one is mine. I don't see why this should be frown upon?

I said it was not something I had an interest in. I never said you couldn't have an interest in it.

I do DATY with all the girls I do FS with. Never had to pay extra on top of the FS charge for it.

It is up to the woman as to how she sees what you want. Some may like it and won't upcharge. Some may want extra for it. Some may not go for it at all. Will also probably depend on your relationship with her and how much she likes you.

I think your biggest hurdle will be them being concerned about messing up their hair. Women are fussy like that. Good luck.