Massage Parlor Reports

[Filmbyter]

Been a few weeks, but my last time there that strip mall on Woodridge had side by side AMPs.

Had not been here in a while and was getting tired of antics at some of the other places, and happy that I went.

I got "Julie", a 30-40 year old shorter therapist who had absolutely wonderful hands. She asked how hard I wanted it, and I said "medium to hard" and her pressure was perfect. Honestly, as far as massage therapy goes, she is probably the best I have ever experienced outside of Tara at D&C for an AMP massage. Once around the glut area, she committed to wonderful credit card slides that left me moaning for more. I was not in the mood to be penetrated this time, so I did not ask, but her touch was very nice. On the flip, there were no negotiations, and UTC was allowed. Julie got her face right down near the business, and unless I am mistaken, she got a few licks in. Perhaps a BBBJ is in the future? I don't know, but I will return to find out. When I got happy, she took one shot in the face and had to excuse herself for a minute. One thing was weird though which has never happened to me before. While dressing, I looked for my change for the hour. Gave 100 and should have had. 4 laying around somewhere. And when I went outside and asked, the mamas said, "you no tip?" And I said I would and always do, but that she never brought me my change so I could tip. She then said that she had already given the change to Julie.

Anyone else experience this? I technically would have tipped her. 4 anyway, but I do not like people assuming anything and was a bit put off by this.

Nytehawk.

[SocratesJonson]

Owner or mamasan, whoever belongs to their cell phone, told me yesterday she's back end of December. 2 new girls started today, Lucy and Lily. I know nothing about them.

Saw Lily last week on appointment. She's older, thin, flat ass and small boobs. Wore a mask as well.

While not the prettiest AMP girl I've seen she gave an amazing massage, one of the best I've had in a while.

She was also very playful and enthusiastic from the second I got there.

This could be because I've earned a bit of a reputation as a good customer there. I've been more than a handful of times the last few months as I've been single since the summer.

I got a CBJ, I didn't press for BBBJ, I just figured she didn't offer that. She wanted more but I stood firm at 80.

Also she was wearing a dress, which is usually a good sign FS is on the menu.

I saw Lulu and she was wearing shorts, so her menu might be more limited. She was certainly more curvy, though.

[DblEagle13]

Any one tried any of the new arrivals? Looks like there are four ads, although I think they're usually for the same provider (s). They're the usual numbers too. 901, 929, xxxx47.

Thanks!

[Bkbh1]

Really good hard massage for hhr-40. Encouraged DYI, not my thing. 5 tip. Almost 40 minutes for 45 in NKy.

[HotBoss]

Below Me,

That was somewhat harsh but so ever true. I haven't been to Sakura but once since Lisa & Sonny left (miss Lisa another Sonny not so much). I saw Mimi and it was a good time. Thinking of one last trip before Christmas as a remembrance.

But, you are exactly right, this is the same approach behavior when traveling. I'm planning on Orlando after Christmas to see MM, BO and NDS. Those are the rules I use.

Stay safe friend.

I would generally agree with Below Me and tell the ladies that you've been there before. If I sense that the girl is new at the place, I'm going to act like I'm the most regular customer they've ever had. Sometimes this allows me to set performance expectations and open the menu a little.

I also have a home near Orlando and frequent Milk Massage (MM). The manager is called Kiko. She's beautiful, smart, and speaks excellent English. As manager, Kiko greets almost every customer and walks you out when you leave. Don't tell her you've been there before if you have not as she will already know. Instead you should tell Kiko that you usually go to King or NDS but a friend said you should try MM. When a girl enters your room, give her a DFK and / or grab a handful of tit or ass to prove you intentions. It's a different kind of place.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

I have been waxing for a couple of months.

Rate is $50 + $10 tip.

Is there anything cheaper, or with extras?

Went to Studio 609 in Newport last eve. Had not ever seen any reviews but only the Sinsinnati website. Older and "more exprerienced" staff.

Anyone had any good experiences there?

I realize this belongs in the Dayton forum; I posted this same question there a few weeks ago and have no responses so I thought I'd try here.

Anyway, just curious if any has seen Felisha XXXXXXX of "Healing Hands of Hope", and if any extras are on the menu.

Thanks

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "blissforever14@yahoo.com" regarding the above report.

Thanks,

Jackson

Does anyone in Cincy do a good (and reasonably clean) manscaping job? Just trimming the weeds back, not waxing it. Endings aren't required, much more concerned with how good a job she does. Most recent hit on got searching it here was from back in 2020.

Thanks, everyone.

Be safe.

[IFeelGood]

Unfortunately for this guy he didn't follow the first rule of this hobby, RTFF. And he didn't have to read back too far, just 4 pages where it says Mimi is back at the end of the month AND that there are 2 new girls there. Too bad for him. Another failure he admitted was telling the attendant that yes, this is my first time here! NEVER, EVER DO THIS! They ask because they are suspicious of you, don't confirm that for them. Remember, the girls rotate in and out of these places all the time so tell them hell no, I come here all the time! Where's Mimi? Or name a few other AMP attendant names, they're easy to remember because they all gave 4 letters, 2 syllables and the first one sounds exactly like the second one! Let's practice, shall we? Say it together, Lulu, Lele, Coco, Cici, Mimi, Juju. Are we seeing a pattern here? Yes I've been here before! I've seen Coco, Lulu, Cici this works in every AMP across Amurica. Like stealing candy on Halloween it's just that easy. Make nice to them, smile a lot, tell them how pretty they are, even prettier than your friend John told you. If you can't get at least an unassisted HE in an AMP, YOU'RE NOT TRYING! Child's play.

I swear sometimes I feel like the guy on the Progresive commercial training young homeowners how not to be like their parents. Those are the best commercials on TV by the way, pay attention.

Below Me,

That was somewhat harsh but so ever true. I haven't been to Sakura but once since Lisa & Sonny left (miss Lisa another Sonny not so much). I saw Mimi and it was a good time. Thinking of one last trip before Christmas as a remembrance.

But, you are exactly right, this is the same approach behavior when traveling. I'm planning on Orlando after Christmas to see MM, BO and NDS. Those are the rules I use.

Stay safe friend.

[Bkbh1]

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/252477

Scammer that wanted an ebay gift card instead of cash. Claimed to have currency issues. Actually used that term. They pulled some bogus address downtown as incall.

[Unloaded]

Is this CR on 1167? I'm not sure if the correct number is listed.

[Wycked]

Does anyone in Cincy do a good (and reasonably clean) manscaping job? Just trimming the weeds back, not waxing it. Endings aren't required, much more concerned with how good a job she does. Most recent hit on got searching it here was from back in 2020.

Thanks, everyone.

Be safe.

[Below Me]

I've mentioned before that I don't get out much to play, and started dabbling in the SW scene due to it's quick / transactional nature but finally tried Sakura after all the rave reviews. My experience was super bad.

I arrived early afternoon on Wed or Thurs last week. Saw someone pull in just before me but parked a few spots away and where I parked I couldn't see them; didn't detect any motion so I went in and apparently was right behind him. Sorry if you're reading this; was an unintended dick move so I went outside to wait. After 15 minutes someone left (again, stupid parking spot so I didn't see from where) so I waited a 15 more minutes until I saw 2 other cars pull in. Well I wasn't going to miss my spot so I went in and was ushered to a room and told to was another 20 minutes.

Usually I would have left but I was out of options and time. She said her name was "Lili" or "LeLe" but I thought she said "MiMi" and was like JACKPOT! First Try! She came back in 10 minutes, I opted for the 30 minute. I've never done this, always gone the full hour but I had a shrinking window. Usually during the hour there's plenty of time to talk / negotiate but I thought I should be more direct this time so I did a little UTC to eliminate any doubt.

All towel-rub and no teasing. On the flip she pointed and asked what I want; I motioned mouth and she said no, I motioned hand and she said "you do. " I'm somewhat hard of hearing so I had trouble understanding her, but I started to realize this wasn't the fabled MiMi and made a few DIY strokes then said I wasn't enjoying it. She let me do some UTC up top but more of a shove-aside than a pull-down.

Finally I said this wasn't relaxing and started to get up, then she finished the very lack-luster job.

This was my first visit there, I've been places in other cities, but was disappointed this time. I think I shot myself in the. Well. Foot. When out of a knee-jerk reaction she asked me if I'd been there before and I said "no, not here, other places". Don't know why the hell I did that, but it just slipped out and I think that was the fatal shot. She let me play with her ass and knead the girls so there shouldn't have been much of a question if I was LE, so either I put off like a really uncomfortable vibe or it was a new girl or something.

Not sure I'll go back again, maybe if I do I'll answer correctly and allow more time.

I went to go to Kingsgate that day to make up for it but wouldn't you know it my daughter called to be picked up right when I parked. I heard it was busted recently? I can't find anything on the news about it.

Unfortunately for this guy he didn't follow the first rule of this hobby, RTFF. And he didn't have to read back too far, just 4 pages where it says Mimi is back at the end of the month AND that there are 2 new girls there. Too bad for him. Another failure he admitted was telling the attendant that yes, this is my first time here! NEVER, EVER DO THIS! They ask because they are suspicious of you, don't confirm that for them. Remember, the girls rotate in and out of these places all the time so tell them hell no, I come here all the time! Where's Mimi? Or name a few other AMP attendant names, they're easy to remember because they all gave 4 letters, 2 syllables and the first one sounds exactly like the second one! Let's practice, shall we? Say it together, Lulu, Lele, Coco, Cici, Mimi, Juju. Are we seeing a pattern here? Yes I've been here before! I've seen Coco, Lulu, Cici this works in every AMP across Amurica. Like stealing candy on Halloween it's just that easy. Make nice to them, smile a lot, tell them how pretty they are, even prettier than your friend John told you. If you can't get at least an unassisted HE in an AMP, YOU'RE NOT TRYING! Child's play.

I swear sometimes I feel like the guy on the Progresive commercial training young homeowners how not to be like their parents. Those are the best commercials on TV by the way, pay attention.

[MarblesKyle]

I usually read the boards before heading out to Sakura or Kingsgate but today I was pressed for time. Came to the site to let everyone know Kingsgate was closed today but I now see I'm the last to know. This place wasn't amazing by any means but this is still a blow to the market. I went about twenty minutes out of my way to visit today but I've driven further for less. Always read the forums last few posts before venturing to an AMP. Had I done that today I could have gone somewhere else and not wasted my lunch hour.

I actually was looking forward to a massage and almost just hit D&C for a legit one, but they had a handful of cars around and were likely busy.

Another one bites the dust. Has anyone been to Loveland lately, by the sports bar and auto lots? Same service? It's been over a year for me.

[AlphaTek1]

I've mentioned before that I don't get out much to play, and started dabbling in the SW scene due to it's quick / transactional nature but finally tried Sakura after all the rave reviews. My experience was super bad.

I arrived early afternoon on Wed or Thurs last week. Saw someone pull in just before me but parked a few spots away and where I parked I couldn't see them; didn't detect any motion so I went in and apparently was right behind him. Sorry if you're reading this; was an unintended dick move so I went outside to wait. After 15 minutes someone left (again, stupid parking spot so I didn't see from where) so I waited a 15 more minutes until I saw 2 other cars pull in. Well I wasn't going to miss my spot so I went in and was ushered to a room and told to was another 20 minutes.

Usually I would have left but I was out of options and time. She said her name was "Lili" or "LeLe" but I thought she said "MiMi" and was like JACKPOT! First Try! She came back in 10 minutes, I opted for the 30 minute. I've never done this, always gone the full hour but I had a shrinking window. Usually during the hour there's plenty of time to talk / negotiate but I thought I should be more direct this time so I did a little UTC to eliminate any doubt.

All towel-rub and no teasing. On the flip she pointed and asked what I want; I motioned mouth and she said no, I motioned hand and she said "you do. " I'm somewhat hard of hearing so I had trouble understanding her, but I started to realize this wasn't the fabled MiMi and made a few DIY strokes then said I wasn't enjoying it. She let me do some UTC up top but more of a shove-aside than a pull-down.

Finally I said this wasn't relaxing and started to get up, then she finished the very lack-luster job.

This was my first visit there, I've been places in other cities, but was disappointed this time. I think I shot myself in the. Well. Foot. When out of a knee-jerk reaction she asked me if I'd been there before and I said "no, not here, other places". Don't know why the hell I did that, but it just slipped out and I think that was the fatal shot. She let me play with her ass and knead the girls so there shouldn't have been much of a question if I was LE, so either I put off like a really uncomfortable vibe or it was a new girl or something.

Not sure I'll go back again, maybe if I do I'll answer correctly and allow more time.

I went to go to Kingsgate that day to make up for it but wouldn't you know it my daughter called to be picked up right when I parked. I heard it was busted recently? I can't find anything on the news about it.

[D Nut]

She's 57 , but looks young and beautiful for her age.

57? Nope. Sorry. No 57 will look young enough for me to pay to f-k.

There's a point where you are no longer a monger, but rather a romancer of the elderly.

[Cincinnati72]

Guys I went back to the gym yesterday and I actually need a good legit massage. AMP quality is usually lower, but I've heard this place is pretty good for what I need. Any bad massage experiences?