Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

I can't imagine the cops every being called because you put a hand on a but. I've never even had my hand pushed away even if nothing else ever happens.

Just take the massage, brush your hand on her thighs, if she doesn't move you can roam some and see where it goes. Eventually you can grab her ass and rub between her legs. Its no mystery why you're there, and they'll either offer you something or they won't. Its been maybe 8 years since I've gotten anything less than a hand job at this point. If things go well and you think she's hot, tug her pants down and if they stay down you can usually eat her pussy and if you do a good job at that they sometimes get into it and then its an open road ahead of you.

At this point anything less than a blow job feels impossible to me and I think about 40-50% of the time you can fuck.

Ok, say you test your luck by putting your hand on the butt and it's none erotic. Best case scenario, you get slapped and kicked out. Worse case, they call L. E and press assault charges. I don't even know if the mere act of attempted soliticing is a crime in this city. Strangely enough, I never heard a legit masseuse call the boys in blue to report an alleged hobbyist for requesting illegal services.

[WalterBlack]

Do you know some basic Spanish? If not, the ladies act rude, specifically the phone attendant. I recomend Claudia. Basic Body and face who's in her mid 30's. She's the most polite of the bunch. I also suggest Jenny. Also mid 30's with decent size cups and a shit load of tattoos and piercings. Then finnaly, there's the og Fabiola. When I called and asked for her, the attendant told me she was back but had to book in advance. However, be warned because aol does the bait and switch with names.

Yeah I've heard they can be rude if you don't speak Spanish but thankfully I'm Hispanic so it should come in handy LOL. As far as menus is there any extras to speak of? Damages? I'd definitely like to get a bang for my buck LOL. Pun intended.

[Ratso100]

I second this. Trying out spas is easy. Go in. Get naked on table for when the woman comes in. Take the massage. Rub her ass during massage and see what happens. It will or it won't. But if its a place with a buzzer and stuff you'll get a HJ.

Ok, say you test your luck by putting your hand on the butt and it's none erotic. Best case scenario, you get slapped and kicked out. Worse case, they call L. E and press assault charges. I don't even know if the mere act of attempted soliticing is a crime in this city. Strangely enough, I never heard a legit masseuse call the boys in blue to report an alleged hobbyist for requesting illegal services.

[Ratso100]

Hey guys, got some free time this weekend so been thinking about checking out Aol or Sunrise. From my understanding they have some Latinas there that offer a good service? Just wondering if anyone has been there lately. Thanks ahead! I'll report my findings afterwards either way!

Do you know some basic Spanish? If not, the ladies act rude, specifically the phone attendant. I recomend Claudia. Basic Body and face who's in her mid 30's. She's the most polite of the bunch. I also suggest Jenny. Also mid 30's with decent size cups and a shit load of tattoos and piercings. Then finnaly, there's the og Fabiola. When I called and asked for her, the attendant told me she was back but had to book in advance. However, be warned because aol does the bait and switch with names.

[Ratso100]

Hey,

I was thinking about that before. And I am willing to be the guinea pig. Since the pandemic my job gave out a lot less hours. So my mongering funds is a lot more limited than before.

Well I appreciate the bravery brother, but this was more of a fantasy post kinda like the bs one reads on Penthouse magazine or Rubmaps. Like I said, how would we deliver the funds with out you exposing your identity? How would we know, that you actually went and didn't burn our donations if most places don't allow photography? There's to many factors making these impossible. However, any one is welcome to improved on my half baked brainstorming.

[Goat Trotter]

Well just FYI tipping for a good massage is considered standard etiquette. For a good conventional massage I tip $20 for one hour and I do believe that's pretty much considered the standard.

Don't understand how you think a 33% tip is standard?! At most as a courtesy if the massage was good a 10-15. If I was man handled during the massage then they don't deserve a tip.

[Biliator]

No, not that kind of joint.

What / where is NV? Thanks.

[Dafjijoi]

Anyone have any info what gold is like.

[Gstunt]

I hate to be the guy who just chimes in and says "I'd love to hear any news, too! But that's me. Anna was a fav of mine, and she just vanished and I kicked myself for not getting digits. I'm sure she would have kept in touch. Or at least I tell myself that. If only I would have asked. I was a a regular there until she disappeared. Anyone know of her reappearing anywhere, I'm all ears. I'll do the same.

Sending you a PM.

[SkiBum925]

Any links for Eva?

No, not that kind of joint.

[Mitsom]

Hit up Aroma Thai.

No L1 even. Soon as 30 minutes hit she made sure to let me know and got me out. Decant massage. Upset I didn't tip but what's there to tip when I got what I paid for and nothing more?

Went to Angel Spa Massage after calling. Person on the phone said to come in but lady who answered said not today. Pretty off putting but I called back and they said to go to Rose Spa. Asked how much. 160 CFS. Not exactly something I'd repeat. It was alright but nothing I'd write home about.

Well just FYI tipping for a good massage is considered standard etiquette. For a good conventional massage I tip $20 for one hour and I do believe that's pretty much considered the standard.

[JohnsDoe]

Saw Eva at NV yesterday. Had to wait a short while in the room ('ten minute') which is awkward as hell with your naked ass pointed toward the door and no lock, but I was pleased to get Eva. Young, tight, perk boobs and a great attitude. Total $145 and she used her excellent oral (conversation!) skills to happy effect.

Any links for Eva?

[FellowMonger]

Hit up Aroma Thai.

No L1 even. Soon as 30 minutes hit she made sure to let me know and got me out. Decant massage. Upset I didn't tip but what's there to tip when I got what I paid for and nothing more?

Went to Angel Spa Massage after calling. Person on the phone said to come in but lady who answered said not today. Pretty off putting but I called back and they said to go to Rose Spa. Asked how much. 160 CFS. Not exactly something I'd repeat. It was alright but nothing I'd write home about.

[WalterBlack]

Hey guys, got some free time this weekend so been thinking about checking out Aol or Sunrise. From my understanding they have some Latinas there that offer a good service? Just wondering if anyone has been there lately. Thanks ahead! I'll report my findings afterwards either way!

[SkiBum925]

Saw Eva at NV yesterday. Had to wait a short while in the room ('ten minute') which is awkward as hell with your naked ass pointed toward the door and no lock, but I was pleased to get Eva. Young, tight, perk boobs and a great attitude. Total $145 and she used her excellent oral (conversation!) skills to happy effect.