Massage Parlor Reports

[Ratso100]

Somebody has to TOFTT.
Go in, set your naked ass on that table and see where it leads.

There should be a pool source. Where members put in a wish list of parlors that need to be tested. We pile a nice little donation group investment in order to test a place out. The brave monger takes one for the team and is spared from using his hard earned money in a situation that could potentially fuck up his life. Best case scenario, Dude has a fun time on our literal combined dimes and comes back with the go ahead pass for us to make the voyage. Worse case scenario, dude uses his personal monger money that he saved, to pay for his bail and legal fees if L. E is called on him! Everything in between will still be worth the report posted here: Like having an embarrassing revelation of a none erotic provider, getting slapped by the provider, disappointed experience, and Ect.

That being said this little propasal has several problems. For example, who's going to be willing to give up his anonymity or the fact that a monger could steal the cash or write a fake review of a parlor he didn't even visit. Perhaps the only fantasies wilder than the alleged sex acts desired by Johns, is the fantasy of testing new places with comfort, solidarity, and safety. But hey it's the internet. Anything is possible.

[CanadianGuy]

I would also be interested if anyone has any info.

I'm sure a lot of us would be interested to know LOL. I know that Yasmine and one other girl started their own spa or something but I was never able to make an appointment and they don't respond on that number anymore.

[Fish2049]

Had a dream at BHC. Horrible massage, lots of touching the boys before the flip. Open menu with standard rates, bring your own coat.

CFS was alright, but overall an average dream.

[RichL1234]

I'm kind of interested in finding out too. I work near these places from time to time.

Somebody has to TOFTT.
Go in, set your naked ass on that table and see where it leads.

[SideTalker]

As was discussed over the past few weeks there used to be a number of options in Oak Park, but now I don't know of any.

Are there any shops / apt I am missing? Would appreciate sharing if you know of anyplace.

Only one I know of is comfort spa on north ave. Kinda meh providers.

Would also be interested in anything close by.

[Enigma144]

Atlanta guy passing through on a business trip and did my research. Looked like BHC was the place to try.

So I ring the doorbell and it took a sec, but was greeted by a young cuty in a short skirt and a flimsy top. Her name was Kylie. Took me to the room with the monitor for the cameras.

She told me massage was for. 4 and I was assuming. 8 with a table shower as I had seen advertised. Anyway, foolishly told her an hour and she took an extra. 2. Should kept my mouth shut.

Anyway. Massage was so so and the flip seemed kinda fast. We negotiated for L2 and off she went and came back with a towel and a condom. Took her top off and had some sort of bandage on one of her nips. Seems someone got overly excited. I convinced her to pass on the condom and she did an OK BBBJ. I hand to encourage her for some up / down action but she finally got the message.

Aftewards she wrapped me up with a towel to catch the drops and have me a scalp massage and a couple of pecks and then we were done.

Shorted on time, but got what I came for. Kylie was a tad younger that most Asians I see, but I stopped guessing long time ago.

$. 6 out the door.

Happy hunting gentlemen!

Open to better options, if they exist for return trips!

[StanCopier]

As was discussed over the past few weeks there used to be a number of options in Oak Park, but now I don't know of any.

Are there any shops / apt I am missing? Would appreciate sharing if you know of anyplace.

[Gstunt]

Shot in the dark, but anyone ever experience or remember Anna from Magic 88 before they closed? She was a catch OMG. 10/10. But I remember she abruptly left after some incident. Anyone have any info about her, or if she's still in the game?

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

I passed near 63rd and Pulaski on my way to work, and saw two interesting places near each other that might interest my fellow mongers. I am not asking for test subjects, instead please give me any advice on how to test a place, to see if it's monger friendly. How do I know if a massage spa has a secret menu? I know the obvious visual and physical clues (Dark lighting, buzzed in door, extra locks, extra curtains, blinds, tinted windows, male customers only, proactively clothes worn by providers) but how do I make sure with out having L. E. called on me?!

63rd Street has two potential hot spots. First off, there's a joint called Revealing Body Spa. With a revealing name like that, my spidey sense is tingling. Also the place is dark and tinted and always seems to be closed unless it's by appointment. It's right next to a barbershop but unlike the barber shop, this place has a a ring bell needed to be rung to open. The place has weird operating hours with young Latinas discreetly waking in or going through the backdoor.

Finally, the Google reviews are mixed at best. With the high marks being real short (a red flag for fake positive reviews) and the negative ones seem to be removed with only one female complaining about wait time.

On to Renovaciones Vallaje. It's only a couple of blocks away from the aforementioned spa. This parlor seems legit with a near perfect review on Google but there's something odd about it. Much like your usual places with hanky panky, it has a weird schedule, a buzzer to get in, and no visible clients or staff with the exception of several men leaving discreetly. However the reviews on yelp and Google maps seem legit and it could be a real medical or at least a none erotic place.

I'm kind of interested in finding out too. I work near these places from time to time.

[Ratso100]

I passed near 63rd and Pulaski on my way to work, and saw two interesting places near each other that might interest my fellow mongers. I am not asking for test subjects, instead please give me any advice on how to test a place, to see if it's monger friendly. How do I know if a massage spa has a secret menu? I know the obvious visual and physical clues (Dark lighting, buzzed in door, extra locks, extra curtains, blinds, tinted windows, male customers only, proactively clothes worn by providers) but how do I make sure with out having L. E. called on me?!

63rd Street has two potential hot spots. First off, there's a joint called Revealing Body Spa. With a revealing name like that, my spidey sense is tingling. Also the place is dark and tinted and always seems to be closed unless it's by appointment. It's right next to a barbershop but unlike the barber shop, this place has a a ring bell needed to be rung to open. The place has weird operating hours with young Latinas discreetly waking in or going through the backdoor.

Finally, the Google reviews are mixed at best. With the high marks being real short (a red flag for fake positive reviews) and the negative ones seem to be removed with only one female complaining about wait time.

On to Renovaciones Vallaje. It's only a couple of blocks away from the aforementioned spa. This parlor seems legit with a near perfect review on Google but there's something odd about it. Much like your usual places with hanky panky, it has a weird schedule, a buzzer to get in, and no visible clients or staff with the exception of several men leaving discreetly. However the reviews on yelp and Google maps seem legit and it could be a real medical or at least a none erotic place.

Now still near the Midway airport but far away from 63, there's this unlisted massage parlor in Archer. It's right next to a Jewelry shop called la guerrerense and a Popeyes / Dunkin Restaurant. I try finding more info on Google for it, but it directs me to a different spa located much farther away. This place must be new. I'm less hesitant to try it out because it looks like the usual an Asian happy ending spot. Still one can't be to sure.

[Jinurso]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed.

Has anyone recently had FS with Laura? I've seen mixed reports on whether she offers that.

Andrea may be an independent provider who goes by another name. The description and some of what you shared sounds like someone I saw. Check your PM.

[Jinurso]

I saw Nicol late last week. Fake lips, fake tits, fake ass. Having said that she has a thin waist nice legs, and for my tastes in a superficial fake way she looked very hot and sexy. That was the best part for me. Her English is somewhere between poor and almost none, I have poor hearing and communication was almost impossible. She was on the rag with a tampon and would not take her one piece all the way off. Tits looked great and great big eraser nipples. Face look tired, maybe Botox has worn off. Maybe because she was on the rag she was in a bad mood but the time was somewhat strained. Way too much fake moaning, I don't really believe that by giving me a HJ she gets so excited that she sounds like she is having an O. I asked about L3 next time and was quoted 400. Kept trying to make her understand that this time was kind of a washout and I wanted to give it a go when she was back to full strength but that I would not come back if I thought it was going to be 400. FWIW I wouldn't consider FS with her for more than 200.

Haha Nicol accepts way less than $400. She quoted me $300 the first time and she thought she had leverage to get it because she was stripper sliding me and licking my ear and rubbing my cock against her pussy opening while purring "c'Mon. Baby $300".

But she was turned on too and eventually put it in while we were still negotiating. It was a strangely arousing battle of wills.

Anyway, I believe we settled on $100 pretty much after we finished and I "promised" to give her $200 next time.

I've never paid her $200. She never asked for it again.

[Illini333]

I use to see Gina a lot. She was called Cynthia before that. But since COVID there has been no response on calls or texts. Has anyone seen her? It says her page is still active so I don't know what is going on.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/159772

[Walker333]

Have had Chinese and Korean. Interested in trying other Asian delicacies. Welcome any suggestions.

Emily at West River Spa, RTFF. Good luck, stay safe.

[SonnyBlack85]

After reading a few reviews of the MPs on S. Wenthworth, 24th st and S Princeton I decided to to try for myself. Figured $100 total cost service couldn't be that bad right? LOL, wrong. Past members reviews are quite accurate, I don't think she sleeps. It was around 9 pm. I get in, give her the $100 since I knew what the rate was and she tells me to undress. She leaves for a few minutes and returns with only her shirt on. She's so flat that she refuses to remove her heavily padded bra and shirt. Angel had glasses on but when she returned she didn't and basically she's blind. Starts massaging me to get me hard and since she doesn't have glasses on she's about an inch away doing an inspection down there. It was very strange and non-erotic at all. I'm halfway hard and she tells me I'm ready enough. Gets on top and just lays on top of me. Couple pumps and I think she's fallen asleep! Tried flipping her over but would only allow missionary. I felt like I was humping a blow up doll. Needless to say, couldn't stay hard so just left. Definitely not returning.

Do I have to call and booked an appointment or is there a doorbell to ring?