Massage Parlor Reports

[SkiBum925]

Saw Eva at NV yesterday. Had to wait a short while in the room ('ten minute') which is awkward as hell with your naked ass pointed toward the door and no lock, but I was pleased to get Eva. Young, tight, perk boobs and a great attitude. Total $145 and she used her excellent oral (conversation!) skills to happy effect.

[BenBeck]

I hate to be the guy who just chimes in and says "I'd love to hear any news, too! But that's me. Anna was a fav of mine, and she just vanished and I kicked myself for not getting digits. I'm sure she would have kept in touch. Or at least I tell myself that. If only I would have asked. I was a a regular there until she disappeared. Anyone know of her reappearing anywhere, I'm all ears. I'll do the same.

Shot in the dark, but anyone ever experience or remember Anna from Magic 88 before they closed? She was a catch OMG. 10/10. But I remember she abruptly left after some incident. Anyone have any info about her, or if she's still in the game?

[HeadsOfState]

I'm sure a lot of us would be interested to know LOL. I know that Yasmine and one other girl started their own spa or something but I was never able to make an appointment and they don't respond on that number anymore.

Was doing professional cuddling and offered the Turkish bath service through cuddle comfort for a while but she's no longer on that site.

[Eddinger]

Why doesn't someone just TOFTT, worst case is you're out 60-80 and get a 'hopefully' ok massage. I'm off on Friday and if I can get up there I'll try if there's nothing posted before then.

I second this. Trying out spas is easy. Go in. Get naked on table for when the woman comes in. Take the massage. Rub her ass during massage and see what happens. It will or it won't. But if its a place with a buzzer and stuff you'll get a HJ.

[OrdLover]

There should be a pool source. Where members put in a wish list of parlors that need to be tested. We pile a nice little donation group investment in order to test a place out. The brave monger takes one for the team and is spared from using his hard earned money in a situation that could potentially fuck up his life. Best case scenario, Dude has a fun time on our literal combined dimes and comes back with the go ahead pass for us to make the voyage. Worse case scenario, dude uses his personal monger money that he saved, to pay for his bail and legal fees if L. E is called on him! Everything in between will still be worth the report posted here: Like having an embarrassing revelation of a none erotic provider, getting slapped by the provider, disappointed experience, and Ect.

That being said this little propasal has several problems. For example, who's going to be willing to give up his anonymity or the fact that a monger could steal the cash or write a fake review of a parlor he didn't even visit. Perhaps the only fantasies wilder than the alleged sex acts desired by Johns, is the fantasy of testing new places with comfort, solidarity, and safety. But hey it's the internet. Anything is possible.

Hey,

I was thinking about that before. And I am willing to be the guinea pig. Since the pandemic my job gave out a lot less hours. So my mongering funds is a lot more limited than before.

[Wenger]

I passed near 63rd and Pulaski on my way to work, and saw two interesting places near each other that might interest my fellow mongers. I am not asking for test subjects, instead please give me any advice on how to test a place, to see if it's monger friendly. How do I know if a massage spa has a secret menu? I know the obvious visual and physical clues (Dark lighting, buzzed in door, extra locks, extra curtains, blinds, tinted windows, male customers only, proactively clothes worn by providers) but how do I make sure with out having L. E. called on me?!

63rd Street has two potential hot spots. First off, there's a joint called Revealing Body Spa. With a revealing name like that, my spidey sense is tingling. Also the place is dark and tinted and always seems to be closed unless it's by appointment. It's right next to a barbershop but unlike the barber shop, this place has a a ring bell needed to be rung to open. The place has weird operating hours with young Latinas discreetly waking in or going through the backdoor.

Finally, the Google reviews are mixed at best. With the high marks being real short (a red flag for fake positive reviews) and the negative ones seem to be removed with only one female complaining about wait time.

On to Renovaciones Vallaje. It's only a couple of blocks away from the aforementioned spa. This parlor seems legit with a near perfect review on Google but there's something odd about it. Much like your usual places with hanky panky, it has a weird schedule, a buzzer to get in, and no visible clients or staff with the exception of several men leaving discreetly. However the reviews on yelp and Google maps seem legit and it could be a real medical or at least a none erotic place.

Now still near the Midway airport but far away from 63, there's this unlisted massage parlor in Archer. It's right next to a Jewelry shop called la guerrerense and a Popeyes / Dunkin Restaurant. I try finding more info on Google for it, but it directs me to a different spa located much farther away. This place must be new. I'm less hesitant to try it out because it looks like the usual an Asian happy ending spot. Still one can't be to sure.

I'm kind of interested in finding out too. I work near these places from time to time.

I'm sure a lot of us would be interested to know LOL. I know that Yasmine and one other girl started their own spa or something but I was never able to make an appointment and they don't respond on that number anymore.

Why doesn't someone just TOFTT, worst case is you're out 60-80 and get a 'hopefully' ok massage. I'm off on Friday and if I can get up there I'll try if there's nothing posted before then.

[Ratso100]

Somebody has to TOFTT.
Go in, set your naked ass on that table and see where it leads.

There should be a pool source. Where members put in a wish list of parlors that need to be tested. We pile a nice little donation group investment in order to test a place out. The brave monger takes one for the team and is spared from using his hard earned money in a situation that could potentially fuck up his life. Best case scenario, Dude has a fun time on our literal combined dimes and comes back with the go ahead pass for us to make the voyage. Worse case scenario, dude uses his personal monger money that he saved, to pay for his bail and legal fees if L. E is called on him! Everything in between will still be worth the report posted here: Like having an embarrassing revelation of a none erotic provider, getting slapped by the provider, disappointed experience, and Ect.

That being said this little propasal has several problems. For example, who's going to be willing to give up his anonymity or the fact that a monger could steal the cash or write a fake review of a parlor he didn't even visit. Perhaps the only fantasies wilder than the alleged sex acts desired by Johns, is the fantasy of testing new places with comfort, solidarity, and safety. But hey it's the internet. Anything is possible.

[CanadianGuy]

I would also be interested if anyone has any info.

I'm sure a lot of us would be interested to know LOL. I know that Yasmine and one other girl started their own spa or something but I was never able to make an appointment and they don't respond on that number anymore.

[Fish2049]

Had a dream at BHC. Horrible massage, lots of touching the boys before the flip. Open menu with standard rates, bring your own coat.

CFS was alright, but overall an average dream.

[RichL1234]

I'm kind of interested in finding out too. I work near these places from time to time.

Somebody has to TOFTT.
Go in, set your naked ass on that table and see where it leads.

[SideTalker]

As was discussed over the past few weeks there used to be a number of options in Oak Park, but now I don't know of any.

Are there any shops / apt I am missing? Would appreciate sharing if you know of anyplace.

Only one I know of is comfort spa on north ave. Kinda meh providers.

Would also be interested in anything close by.

[Enigma144]

Atlanta guy passing through on a business trip and did my research. Looked like BHC was the place to try.

So I ring the doorbell and it took a sec, but was greeted by a young cuty in a short skirt and a flimsy top. Her name was Kylie. Took me to the room with the monitor for the cameras.

She told me massage was for. 4 and I was assuming. 8 with a table shower as I had seen advertised. Anyway, foolishly told her an hour and she took an extra. 2. Should kept my mouth shut.

Anyway. Massage was so so and the flip seemed kinda fast. We negotiated for L2 and off she went and came back with a towel and a condom. Took her top off and had some sort of bandage on one of her nips. Seems someone got overly excited. I convinced her to pass on the condom and she did an OK BBBJ. I hand to encourage her for some up / down action but she finally got the message.

Aftewards she wrapped me up with a towel to catch the drops and have me a scalp massage and a couple of pecks and then we were done.

Shorted on time, but got what I came for. Kylie was a tad younger that most Asians I see, but I stopped guessing long time ago.

$. 6 out the door.

Happy hunting gentlemen!

Open to better options, if they exist for return trips!

[StanCopier]

As was discussed over the past few weeks there used to be a number of options in Oak Park, but now I don't know of any.

Are there any shops / apt I am missing? Would appreciate sharing if you know of anyplace.

[Gstunt]

Shot in the dark, but anyone ever experience or remember Anna from Magic 88 before they closed? She was a catch OMG. 10/10. But I remember she abruptly left after some incident. Anyone have any info about her, or if she's still in the game?

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

I passed near 63rd and Pulaski on my way to work, and saw two interesting places near each other that might interest my fellow mongers. I am not asking for test subjects, instead please give me any advice on how to test a place, to see if it's monger friendly. How do I know if a massage spa has a secret menu? I know the obvious visual and physical clues (Dark lighting, buzzed in door, extra locks, extra curtains, blinds, tinted windows, male customers only, proactively clothes worn by providers) but how do I make sure with out having L. E. called on me?!

63rd Street has two potential hot spots. First off, there's a joint called Revealing Body Spa. With a revealing name like that, my spidey sense is tingling. Also the place is dark and tinted and always seems to be closed unless it's by appointment. It's right next to a barbershop but unlike the barber shop, this place has a a ring bell needed to be rung to open. The place has weird operating hours with young Latinas discreetly waking in or going through the backdoor.

Finally, the Google reviews are mixed at best. With the high marks being real short (a red flag for fake positive reviews) and the negative ones seem to be removed with only one female complaining about wait time.

On to Renovaciones Vallaje. It's only a couple of blocks away from the aforementioned spa. This parlor seems legit with a near perfect review on Google but there's something odd about it. Much like your usual places with hanky panky, it has a weird schedule, a buzzer to get in, and no visible clients or staff with the exception of several men leaving discreetly. However the reviews on yelp and Google maps seem legit and it could be a real medical or at least a none erotic place.

I'm kind of interested in finding out too. I work near these places from time to time.