Stupid Shit in NoVa

**Itfcd** · 04-01-22 17:05

I know we're not supposed to discuss certain other websites, whose letters appear in order in the word "other", but I just went there and things were. WEIRD.

I think someone hacked their message boards, because every time I floated over a link, some little bit of "artwork", if you can call it that, popped up that said "Fool" with some other unsavory nonsense included. Suffice to say, if you've visited today or all that recently, update your anti-virus and do a scan, just to be safe. Bitdefender didn't flag anything when it happened, but I'm running a full scan regardless. Not sure where the best place overall was to put this, but this is as close to local for me as it gets, so...feel free to spread the word.

**Barkeater** · 03-30-22 10:24

That is what I always thought too, although I have heard elsewhere it also can mean No Oral or VAginal sex. Which isn't a regional term. Either way it amounts to the same.

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Just a handjob. It's a legacy phrase because before the pandemic hit, the majority of places in northern VA was just handjob. Anything above that was a bonus. If you wanted FS, everyone knew to travel to PG County in Maryland. DC used to have FS places but given the crackdown almost a decade ago, it's been HJ at best.

Fast forward to today, it seems the northern VA places are doing FS (more so Korean than Chinese) almost as a regular routine to make up for the pandemic economic effects.

**Serpico99** · 03-29-22 17:26

Originally Posted by JustaLoner [View Original Post]

So I'm obviously new to forum and haven't lurked that long either. Dumb question: what is a "standard nova" in regards to the massage places?

Just a handjob. It's a legacy phrase because before the pandemic hit, the majority of places in northern VA was just handjob. Anything above that was a bonus. If you wanted FS, everyone knew to travel to PG County in Maryland. DC used to have FS places but given the crackdown almost a decade ago, it's been HJ at best.

Fast forward to today, it seems the northern VA places are doing FS (more so Korean than Chinese) almost as a regular routine to make up for the pandemic economic effects.

**JustALoner** · 03-29-22 16:31

So I'm obviously new to forum and haven't lurked that long either. Dumb question: what is a "standard nova" in regards to the massage places?

**UVAHooCru99** · 12-24-21 05:42

Originally Posted by VaughnBraun [View Original Post]

Why don't you read the effin' forum? Do your homework, make a decision, experience what is out there, and then contribute to this body of knowledge..

LOL 30 posts and really laying down the law. You tell them big guy LOL.

**VaughnBraun** · 12-23-21 21:15

Originally Posted by Unknown1415 [View Original Post]

Any Annandale providers? FS at good price.

Why don't you read the effin' forum? Do your homework, make a decision, experience what is out there, and then contribute to this body of knowledge.

Good Luck.

Vaughn sends.

**Pbarber307** · 12-09-21 15:51

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

Oh this is rich. This prick accuses me of whining yet that's all he's done in his 9 posts, LOL. He's contributed absolutely NOTHING.

Well, he did contribute this smidgen of hilarity.

"Originally Posted by SheckWes I also. Have had multiple girls literally jump up and down in happiness and relief when they see me return."

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...d-Shit-in-NoVa

**LuckyLuciano00** · 12-07-21 20:53

Originally Posted by SheckWes [View Original Post]

You being too broke to afford hookers is truly nobody's problem but your own. I could understand your argument if it was about food or shelter, but we are talking about hookers LOL. Your feelings are impotent and unproductive and will only serve to make you feel increasingly negative about a worsening situation.

Oh this is rich. This prick accuses me of whining yet that's all he's done in his 9 posts, LOL. He's contributed absolutely NOTHING.

**Sheck Wes** · 12-07-21 10:48

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

I feel you. Our rich monger comrades are ruining it for those of us with more modest means. MP is going to go the way of Elite and start charging 330 for half hour. It sucks but there's nothing we can do about it as long as these guys keep forking over the cash.

You being too broke to afford hookers is truly nobody's problem but your own. I could understand your argument if it was about food or shelter, but we are talking about hookers LOL. Your feelings are impotent and unproductive and will only serve to make you feel increasingly negative about a worsening situation.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 12-06-21 19:29

Originally Posted by PootyLover [View Original Post]

The price increases at MP have skyrocketed and I blame mongers for letting it happen. Checked the site and Mariko is back. Not issues with her at all. I saw her back in May or June she was great and pretty cute in a GND kind of way. Back then she was 1. 6 hh now she is 2. 4! And let me tell you it is not like the service could have changed to much. She was a very open accommodating provider when I saw her last. BBJ, rim, Cim etc.. Dudes in NOVA seem to have money to burn and the agencies got wise. Any way I am priced out at this point. There are better deals elsewhere and I ain't paying more for the same provider and service just because dudes spoiled the market. I know about inflation. But this is like a 40% increase in 7 months.

I feel you. Our rich monger comrades are ruining it for those of us with more modest means. MP is going to go the way of Elite and start charging 330 for half hour. It sucks but there's nothing we can do about it as long as these guys keep forking over the cash.

**Member #6465** · 12-06-21 18:15

The price increases at MP have skyrocketed and I blame mongers for letting it happen. Checked the site and Mariko is back. Not issues with her at all. I saw her back in May or June she was great and pretty cute in a GND kind of way. Back then she was 1. 6 hh now she is 2. 4! And let me tell you it is not like the service could have changed to much. She was a very open accommodating provider when I saw her last. BBJ, rim, Cim etc.. Dudes in NOVA seem to have money to burn and the agencies got wise. Any way I am priced out at this point. There are better deals elsewhere and I ain't paying more for the same provider and service just because dudes spoiled the market. I know about inflation. But this is like a 40% increase in 7 months.

**DikMaster** · 11-16-21 23:15

If you are a female living in Alexandria, Lorton, Woodbridge, Springfield or Arlington and you are interested in dating and partying contact me.

**TheDrowned** · 10-30-21 09:50

Originally Posted by FairFight [View Original Post]

As a guy in shape and young, with hygiene. These girls will say you're actually cute or where is your gf but let's be real if they really meant what they say, they wouldn't take your money. At the end of the day you're paying the same amount for the experience that those old, crusty, awkward dudes pay.

You're nothing special.

I always get a chuckle when someone puts in the review "well I'm a good looking guy so".

Until I see it followed up with a "and then she gave me my money back".

She’s putting out ONLY for you ……and the 16 guys she saw earlier in the day too.

That bit of detail is entirely irrelevant, money always talks.

**FairFight** · 10-29-21 18:05

As a guy in shape and young, with hygiene. These girls will say you're actually cute or where is your gf but let's be real if they really meant what they say, they wouldn't take your money. At the end of the day you're paying the same amount for the experience that those old, crusty, awkward dudes pay.

You're nothing special.

**Member #6465** · 08-09-21 11:54

Originally Posted by SamTam [View Original Post]

1. Be respectful (even if you don't mean it). Many of these women aren't pros, and expect to be treated with what they consider to be "respect. " You'll hear that (for example) "$200 for a meetup makes me feel like a hoe. I have more respect than that!

2. There's lots of fakes. You're used to that. But also a number that get cold feet. So patience is the key. And lots of talking about general things.

3. NEVER talk money in the SA messaging app. The messages are monitored, and you will be immediately banned if caught.

4. Except for the pros, most of these women want to be treated as princesses and want long term relationships, not one and dones. Treat them well, don't be an ass, and you'll be rewarded.

Please move this discussion off this board It has absolutely nothing to do with escorts and Specifically everything to do it with the kind of topics covered on the sugarboard. Unlike escorts sugar babies don't always understand we are paying them to leave.