Massage Parlor Reports

[YetMet]

Which Mediterranean spot? I want to go there!

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.

She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.

She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.

She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.

Guess that's about it. I would go back.

[PriscillaM]

A moment of silence. It appears that Kiki with the nice Asian pussy made for fingering is gone from Goldfinger.

[Stickens]

Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.

I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.

She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.

She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.

She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.

Guess that's about it. I would go back.

[DontTouchThat]

Just want to rant a tad here.

Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.

Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.

Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?

Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.

Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.

On this very page, a young attractive provider is being discussed. How much research are you actually doing?

[KnotHead61]

Glad I'm not the only only feeling like this. Been doing this for a while, and the girls back then where so much better. Younger, way hotter, and with a way better attitude. So many places with girls that could be Instagram models. You're right, the quality has gone way down, but the prices have gone up.

Just want to rant a tad here.

Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.

Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.

Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?

Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.

Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.

[Spider7879]

Parking in the back of the building, back corner. This is really the only parking you will find.

Busy street next to busy restaurant.

Inside is not keep up very well and bland. The girl was bigger both in over all size and on the fat side. She had a nice friendly attitude but the BJ was weak. She striped down naked and we started in doggy and I finished in Mish. If you need a place for FS you can go here but I don't know if I will be back since there are so many other places that are nicer and with better girls.

Rat.

[FishyHunter]

Privacy.com has been a godsend for me. You can make cards that have spending limits, and close them whenever. Amazing for subscription sites, especially ones where they make it very deliberately difficult to cancel (most porn sites).

But for Privacy you have to provide a real address and real name to set up your account Right?

Plus do the card work for purchases outside the USA?


Thanks.

[Murrican]

Just want to rant a tad here.

Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.

Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.

Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?

Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.

Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.

[Eponymously]

I tried to use a prepaid CC a few years ago trying to subscribe to RM.

It didn't work for me. Hopefully if it works for you, you can let us know which one to use then. I can't remember which one I tired so I can't tell you which one NOT to buy.

Privacy.com has been a godsend for me. You can make cards that have spending limits, and close them whenever. Amazing for subscription sites, especially ones where they make it very deliberately difficult to cancel (most porn sites).

[MrChaco]

Will do.

Thanks.

I tried to use a prepaid CC a few years ago trying to subscribe to RM.

It didn't work for me. Hopefully if it works for you, you can let us know which one to use then. I can't remember which one I tired so I can't tell you which one NOT to buy.

[FishyHunter]

Try it out. It's a credit card. If it doesn't work, use it for holiday shopping.

Will do.

Thanks.

[PlayerN818]

Prepaid CC sounds the easier but I thought prepaid cards do not work outside the USA?

RM is based outside the USA. Right?

Thanks for the pointers.

Try it out. It's a credit card. If it doesn't work, use it for holiday shopping.

[FishyHunter]

Use Privacy.com or a similar service to create a virtual CC. Or use a prepaid CC, old school.

For crypto I have used Coinbase. It's fine for just dipping your toe in and using for these specialized situations. If any crypto-bro thinks that it is bad for some obscure reason XYZ or it's not for super-serious trader, please understand that I simply do not care and will ignore you. If anyone takes any issue at all please do your own research instead of giving me a headache.

Prepaid CC sounds the easier but I thought prepaid cards do not work outside the USA?

RM is based outside the USA. Right?

Thanks for the pointers.

[Eponymously]

So the only payment method is either credit card to a Ukrainian business or Bitcoin.

Has anybody ever had issues using a credit card and having to cancel yet still getting charged? I've looked for bitcoin locations and most of them hours for your picture govt I'd or something. If the bitcoin machine does not ask for a form of identification they usually charge a 40% exuberant fee. That's another reason why I don't bother with RM because of the complex payment method but I'm not bitcoin payment savi so I don't understand the in's and outs The best way to buy a bitcoin and use that for payment on somebody's websites.

Use Privacy.com or a similar service to create a virtual CC. Or use a prepaid CC, old school.

For crypto I have used Coinbase. It's fine for just dipping your toe in and using for these specialized situations. If any crypto-bro thinks that it is bad for some obscure reason XYZ or it's not for super-serious trader, please understand that I simply do not care and will ignore you. If anyone takes any issue at all please do your own research instead of giving me a headache.

[PriscillaM]

The dud who wanted the freebie off of RM emailed me saying, hey what is good. I said, be specific, which places do you want to know about. He is like well I am tired of so and so at rub and tug. So I said, hell of a message there partner. And he said it is great to be more informed.