Strip Club Reports

[CoronaLime]

Diamond at Pandoras total smoke and offers FS.

I like her because she is hot and a safety girl.

She always lets me finish on her tits.

[TeninchBeast]

Vee is thicc with some big titties.

She gripped me while talking and could feel me getting hard.

Went to get a room. Sloppy top BBBJ with some gagging. Rode me balls deep. Stood up and pounded it ds. She tgrew it back. When I was about yo finish, I pulled out, tookoff cover and nutted in her mouth.

$$ plus room fee.

[Facials]

I stopped in to check out Sunday Night.

Anya was my choice because of the sure thing.

Entice and Martina are also sure things.

Amber can be. She can also have GPS.

I noticed Sydney, Jade, Bunny and Diana.

Sydney has huge, huge tits! Any intel on her dances?

I watched Jade in the VIP area while I was getting a ld. Her dances appeared to be tame.

[Sdorsonk]

Visited just after opening on a recent weekday. Have been once before with the well-reviewed Monse, pre-pandemic. Was interested in seeing how things had changed (or not). At 11:40 am, there were four dancers and three customers -- good odds. Monse was with a regular for most of the time I was there; she was living in the VIP area. Cleo was another dancer in the lineup and showed some good pole moves but is too skinny, young, and tattooed for my taste. She could probably tell and never came over to talk to me.

I elected to try some variety with Luna, who is definitely older and less fit than Monse, but has an even larger top (monstrous breasts are a weakness). Her age, which is probably over 50 but I doubt over 60, is not an issue for me, as I am well into my sixth decade too. Some reviewers are negative on her looks, but while she is many decades from winning even second place in any contests, I don't see the point in over-emphasizing that. She has kind eyes, and a normal if not pretty Latina face, plus she really seems to like being with a man. As a bonus, I believe I was her first customer of the day and she remarked that she was freshly showered -- and smelled that way too. A nice benefit of showing up at opening time.

I'm not interested in full service but it appears to be on offer to some -- YMMV. We went to the Playground, not the VIP area -- I'm not sure what is to be gained by paying for the latter. It was plenty dark and private in the Playground for whatever activity one might want. Luna has an intense stare that got my motor humming as we started -- almost had me wishing I had signed up for more. Reminded me of the Latin porn star Helen Cielo who has mastered the "do me" look. Add to that the kind of nipples that turn into rippled pebbles when they get aroused, and you have a recipe for good messy fun. I don't think she can fake that arousal and I know I didn't have to worry about mine.

I had a bill to spend after paying the club's cover charge and it was all I needed. Hands, lips, tits, nipples, cover on, cover off, baby oil, sexy words of encouragement in two languages -- really a nice blur of fun from a woman who has had some practice at pleasing her clients. She didn't watch a clock, yet knew how to make things happen in a reasonable amount of time -- maybe four songs -- which was fine as I had a flight to catch. And at my age, getting the job done in a certain amount of time is necessary and more of trick than it used to be.

We talked for about 10 minutes after the dances while I chilled before leaving. I also can report she is pleasant, seems anti-drama, and appears to look out for other dancers and gentlemen who treat the women right. Seems easy to do with the Pandora day shifters.

This club's day shifts have met my extras expectations -- two for two in fact -- which is better odds than many clubs I have been to over the years. I have never had such success at another Seattle club, nor many in CA (with City of Industry being the notable exception). Thanks for the info that helped me find this place and the right dancers for my taste.

[DeezNutz17]

Went to Pandora's for the first time as I just moved to the area a few months ago. I usually don't go to strip clubs but the reports about play intrigued me and I felt the scene here must be different. Had a about 4-5 girls in the early afternoon got a few dances but got strict hard no's when even hinting at a menu or extras. Is this typical recently? Any tips for a newcomer? Thanks!

I've noticed on their IG page that they have hired quite a few new dancers do that is likely the reason you had little luck. I was there about 2-3 weeks ago and out of 8-9 ladies I spoke to almost everyone of them were down for something more than the standard lap dance. I think Pandora is hit or miss and mostly miss at the moment. I was going to pop in tonight but now probably not.

Try popping in during the weekday day shift. That was a good time slot for a while

[Facials]

Went to Pandora's for the first time as I just moved to the area a few months ago. I usually don't go to strip clubs but the reports about play intrigued me and I felt the scene here must be different. Had a about 4-5 girls in the early afternoon got a few dances but got strict hard no's when even hinting at a menu or extras. Is this typical recently? Any tips for a newcomer? Thanks!

Shower, shave, brush your teeth, don't be cheap.

It is pretty easy.

[MartinWa90]

Went to Pandora's for the first time as I just moved to the area a few months ago. I usually don't go to strip clubs but the reports about play intrigued me and I felt the scene here must be different. Had a about 4-5 girls in the early afternoon got a few dances but got strict hard no's when even hinting at a menu or extras. Is this typical recently? Any tips for a newcomer? Thanks!

[TheMightyQuinn]

Diamond at Pandoras total smoke and offers FS.

Yeah she's a pro. Goes back several years.

[TrippieKing420]

Diamond at Pandoras total smoke and offers FS.

[SomeOne8492]

Anyone know if clubs are open today? I tried calling Pandora's but no answer.

Pandora opens at 4 per their insta.

Playground on Ballard at 7, don't know the others.

[JoeyLovaa]

Anyone know if clubs are open today? I tried calling Pandora's but no answer.

[FrankTheDude]

Messaged Lola and she mentioned hhr is 350 not including room fees or 500 for the hour. Is this the norm?

The norm is roughly 400/ hhr or 700/ hr. Lola's hot. Knows how to please without breaking the bank.

[Samadams17]

Messaged Lola and she mentioned hhr is 350 not including room fees or 500 for the hour. Is this the norm?

[BoyNamedSally]

I've read a few stories on here about fun times to be had in the VIP at a few places. Just looking for suggestions on a place to go for an enjoyable VIP experience. Should I go early in the day? How many Benjamin's should I bring along? Just curious. I've got an itch to scratch and am feeling a bit reckless lately.

[MaxPower777]

I follow a few bikini baristas on Instagram and a few of them are strippers, I have been thinking about getting some dances from them, are they worth it or is it just a smoke screen, any info would be great.

Go to clubs and get some dances from them. That's the only way you're going to find out dude. I fucked a few, it's a volume game. The more you put in the more you get out.