Massage Parlor Reports

**JimiiJones** · 11-24-21 13:54

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Anyone try this spot:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/249347

Is it the same setup that used to be a little further west?

I tried there once as a walk in and got a pretty old Mt with mechanical FS, no GFE on menu not that I would of really wanted. Basic roaming no fip looks 4/10 and that's being generous on my list of not returning rather hit any of other spots that are west. Believe they associated with the Irving park spa that looks closed and has old massage Pic in window they better there.

**Member #6913** · 11-24-21 12:23

I think she works with Luna, this girl didn't know a lick of English. 150% not her in the pictures. She did have huge cans but boy was that underwhelming, she was average at best in looks and performance was average at best too. 2 benjis for 30 minutes 1 benji for CBJ / Russian. Place is clean and easy to reach, but yeah, probably only in a pinch again.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/127994

**CanadianGuy** · 11-24-21 01:05

Originally Posted by Mischif420 [View Original Post]

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

I need some suggestions in the city too. Loop / West Loop, Streeterville.

I should have read reviews before I went for Victoria Swallows https://chicago.rubratings.com/169943 200 for a massage. Her pictures are a few years old. She's also had breast reduction, plus without them nipples sticking out, it's really no fun to play with them. LOL.

A very half-assed massage with lotion. On the flip, more lotion. And some more. And then some unenthusiastic L2. At the 30 min mark, kept asking me to cum cause she said she was falling asleep (WTF? I wasn't close yet but she kept pushing me to cum and all that fake dirty talk and moans just turned me off. Anyway, I came so I could just get out.

In the end, she had the audacity to ask for a tip LOL.

The only positive was that the place was clean. Everything else was a damper.

**Mischif420** · 11-23-21 19:34

Originally Posted by MrmVanHouten [View Original Post]

Try Luna. At Adam's and Wells. Private apartment. Pretty easy set up. She's not as fit as Nylah, but is attractive (pics are real I believe) and seems to offer a bit more too. Not sure about FS as didn't go there. Might be a little expensive but for convenience it was worth it IMO.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122316

Thanks man. I'll have to check her out. Looks pretty hot. I'll report back if I do. Thanks again.

**Mischif420** · 11-23-21 19:26

Originally Posted by SkiBum925 [View Original Post]

She was fun but kinda weird. I think she quit the biz entirely.

Ah ok. Yeah I figured that. She was different for sure but after a few visits she pretty much let me do anything except FS which is why I visited her frequently plus the extremely low donation.

**Jinurso** · 11-23-21 14:20

Originally Posted by BuckSin6 [View Original Post]

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

It's not a traditional parlor. So you don't just go in. You have to go to their website at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and make an appointment with a girl there. If you get there and you don't like what you see with your girl, you could see if one of the other girls there is free instead. But they may not be available since everything is by appointment and most girls are either in an appointment or getting ready for one.

Of the girls you named, Nicol is the oldest and maybe the least attractive. The picture isn't of her at all. But she has a very good menu, although she'll try to for $300 for GFE CFS. Usually she'll negotiate down.

Jessica is the second oldest but has the best menu, with full GFE ranging from $100-$200 depending on how much she likes you. She's my personal favorite. The pics are accurate but she weight cycles a lot. She ranges from 120-150 lbs.

Zara is a board favorite. She's all covered but will do almost anything you want as long as it doesn't involve swapping bodily fluids. She's also probably the hottest girl on the roster (along with Mila).

Bella is a thick girl, bordering on pudgy, but she's fun, passionate and a good GFE experience at a reasonable $100. She's reasonably young too, sub-30.

Zara vs. Bella is a question of what's more important to you. Bella has better service but Zara is MUCH better looking.

Not so familiar with Laura.

**BA4114** · 11-23-21 13:50

Originally Posted by SkiBum925 [View Original Post]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

Check out Natural Elements Therapy. Great, spa caliber massage with HE. Middle-aged, pleasant masseuse. Haven't seen her since before COVID, so not sure of current intel on her.

**Moejoo** · 11-23-21 12:29

Originally Posted by BuckSin6 [View Original Post]

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

Few to none of the photos are actually of the girl or depict her actual shape. You reserve a girl and then meet at the time you picked, I have never tried to switch but how could anyone predict who else may be available or if their date is only 5 minutes away. I am kind of soured on the place, tired of the girl never matching the pictures. Every monger here has their own tastes so one guys perfect girl will have another monger running away. They have no incentive to post up real pictures as they seem to be find with the fakes. I am confused by the trend of guys picking an agency and then picking the girl, seems kind of backwards to me.

**RichL1234** · 11-23-21 12:12

Anyone try this spot:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/249347

Is it the same setup that used to be a little further west?

**MrmVanHouten** · 11-23-21 11:44

Originally Posted by Mischif420 [View Original Post]

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

Try Luna. At Adam's and Wells. Private apartment. Pretty easy set up. She's not as fit as Nylah, but is attractive (pics are real I believe) and seems to offer a bit more too. Not sure about FS as didn't go there. Might be a little expensive but for convenience it was worth it IMO.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122316

**SkiBum925** · 11-23-21 10:40

Originally Posted by Mischif420 [View Original Post]

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

She was fun but kinda weird. I think she quit the biz entirely.

**BuckSin6** · 11-23-21 09:57

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

Never been, but I think I recall Nicol, Katy, and a 3rd (maybe Dani) were at a spot in Franklin Park before moving to CLM.

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

**Mischif420** · 11-23-21 09:35

Originally Posted by SkiBum925 [View Original Post]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

**SkiBum925** · 11-22-21 14:02

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

**DLover64** · 11-22-21 12:12

CTM re-emerged as having new Latina talent. Decided to TOFTT and checked out Ari. Complete smoke-show. Came into the room with a tight white dress on and amazing curves. Heavily tatted and made-up. Massage was a 3, but still nothing available. I couldn't believe it either, this one dressed like the whole menu would be available, plus, they're advertising on Rub Ratings. Maybe they want to lure in for a second visit, not sure, but I was definitely caught off guard. She ensured the towel was on at all times.

It would definitely be worth the price of admission if extras were offered, but. 75 for a crappy massage wasn't worth it.