Massage Parlor Reports

[Mischif420]

Try Luna. At Adam's and Wells. Private apartment. Pretty easy set up. She's not as fit as Nylah, but is attractive (pics are real I believe) and seems to offer a bit more too. Not sure about FS as didn't go there. Might be a little expensive but for convenience it was worth it IMO.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122316

Thanks man. I'll have to check her out. Looks pretty hot. I'll report back if I do. Thanks again.

[Mischif420]

She was fun but kinda weird. I think she quit the biz entirely.

Ah ok. Yeah I figured that. She was different for sure but after a few visits she pretty much let me do anything except FS which is why I visited her frequently plus the extremely low donation.

[Jinurso]

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

It's not a traditional parlor. So you don't just go in. You have to go to their website at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com and make an appointment with a girl there. If you get there and you don't like what you see with your girl, you could see if one of the other girls there is free instead. But they may not be available since everything is by appointment and most girls are either in an appointment or getting ready for one.

Of the girls you named, Nicol is the oldest and maybe the least attractive. The picture isn't of her at all. But she has a very good menu, although she'll try to for $300 for GFE CFS. Usually she'll negotiate down.

Jessica is the second oldest but has the best menu, with full GFE ranging from $100-$200 depending on how much she likes you. She's my personal favorite. The pics are accurate but she weight cycles a lot. She ranges from 120-150 lbs.

Zara is a board favorite. She's all covered but will do almost anything you want as long as it doesn't involve swapping bodily fluids. She's also probably the hottest girl on the roster (along with Mila).

Bella is a thick girl, bordering on pudgy, but she's fun, passionate and a good GFE experience at a reasonable $100. She's reasonably young too, sub-30.

Zara vs. Bella is a question of what's more important to you. Bella has better service but Zara is MUCH better looking.

Not so familiar with Laura.

[BA4114]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

Check out Natural Elements Therapy. Great, spa caliber massage with HE. Middle-aged, pleasant masseuse. Haven't seen her since before COVID, so not sure of current intel on her.

[Moejoo]

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

Few to none of the photos are actually of the girl or depict her actual shape. You reserve a girl and then meet at the time you picked, I have never tried to switch but how could anyone predict who else may be available or if their date is only 5 minutes away. I am kind of soured on the place, tired of the girl never matching the pictures. Every monger here has their own tastes so one guys perfect girl will have another monger running away. They have no incentive to post up real pictures as they seem to be find with the fakes. I am confused by the trend of guys picking an agency and then picking the girl, seems kind of backwards to me.

[RichL1234]

Anyone try this spot:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/249347

Is it the same setup that used to be a little further west?

[MrmVanHouten]

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

Try Luna. At Adam's and Wells. Private apartment. Pretty easy set up. She's not as fit as Nylah, but is attractive (pics are real I believe) and seems to offer a bit more too. Not sure about FS as didn't go there. Might be a little expensive but for convenience it was worth it IMO.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/122316

[SkiBum925]

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

She was fun but kinda weird. I think she quit the biz entirely.

[BuckSin6]

Never been, but I think I recall Nicol, Katy, and a 3rd (maybe Dani) were at a spot in Franklin Park before moving to CLM.

When you arrive there, how does it work? Are you not able to see the girls when you get there and pick one? What if you make an appt with one of them but don't like what you see, can you ask for someone else? I'll be coming there this weekend.

Trying to decide on who to see, thinking about Jessica, Zara, Bella? Who's better Zara or Bella?

How's Laura and Nicol? Do they look as good as pics? Or Jessica better?

[Mischif420]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

[SkiBum925]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

[DLover64]

CTM re-emerged as having new Latina talent. Decided to TOFTT and checked out Ari. Complete smoke-show. Came into the room with a tight white dress on and amazing curves. Heavily tatted and made-up. Massage was a 3, but still nothing available. I couldn't believe it either, this one dressed like the whole menu would be available, plus, they're advertising on Rub Ratings. Maybe they want to lure in for a second visit, not sure, but I was definitely caught off guard. She ensured the towel was on at all times.

It would definitely be worth the price of admission if extras were offered, but. 75 for a crappy massage wasn't worth it.

[StayPuff]

An open minded Suzie would have been awesome. I didn't find out about CLM until shortly after Jenny decided to stop offering BBBJ and DATY. So I saw her and was like "wow she's fucking hot" but died on the inside when she said all that was on the extras menu anymore was CBJ.

I got the CBJ anyway, and it made me even sadder because it was really fucking porn star good with the gagging and drool and "I'm making a mess of your cock, daddy" lines but I couldn't feel anything at all.

You know, I've NEVER seen Melissa. I've always been meaning to, but Jessica is such a regular for me that she's really the only girl I see anymore. I would go for it one of these days but Jessica, Sarah and Melissa are all really good friends and I know it would get back to Jessica and mess up the thing I have going with her.

Speaking of which, if you're a regular you should understand that there are cliques among the girls and if you want to have a drama free time there you should learn to navigate the cliques.

Jessica, Sarah, Melissa

Sandra, Nicol, Salma

Mia, Mila, possibly Violet

Suzie, Zara, Bella, Lilly

Not sure about the newer girls yet. But those are the major groups I've picked up on.

Never been, but I think I recall Nicol, Katy, and a 3rd (maybe Dani) were at a spot in Franklin Park before moving to CLM.

[Iamslobbyist]

Mila used to have a more open menu. Not a lot more open but the first time I saw her she allowed DFK and DATY. She's since fallen madly in love with her boyfriend and they have an agreement that he'll only let her continue working if she's 100% covered with everything and no intimate anything.

She's, IMO, CLM's best looking girl, but she's so fixated on her boyfriend that I just can't enjoy the experience with her anymore. And I don't think she enjoys it much anymore either. The first time she came twice. I've never been able to make her cum at all since.

My ideal woman is Mila's face, Zara's body, and Jessica's menu.

I read your reports on Mila, so I knew the menu would not be as open as I would have liked; however, I did not expect the lack of DATY. Even if she had her dental dam, licking a plastic cover over a vagina does not sound that appealing to me. I would rather not do it as that just sounds like a frustrating experience to be that close yet not be able to feel or taste a wet snatch. That experience sounds a lot like decaffeinated coffee or non-alcoholic beer. I will have to give Jessica a try.

[Jay117]

Nearly 300 for a CBJ. This city is a bad joke.

The city is fine, but there are certainly a few agencies that are a lot more expensive than others. I don't really understand how that business model works out for them.