Massage Parlor Reports

[Mischif420]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

I've been looking for the same thing. Nylah was a fun time during lunch but haven't been able to get a hold of her any more. Not sure if she took a break or just stopped completely. I'll let you know if I end up finding something worth mentioning. Let me know if you come across anything as well.

[SkiBum925]

Any recommendations with incall in the loop proper? I enjoy running out for a lunch appointment now and then, and being back in the office sometimes near OHare or the CLM locations are just not do-able. I used to skip out, see Nylah down the block, and be back within 45 min. Any suggestions to fill that niche?

[DLover64]

CTM re-emerged as having new Latina talent. Decided to TOFTT and checked out Ari. Complete smoke-show. Came into the room with a tight white dress on and amazing curves. Heavily tatted and made-up. Massage was a 3, but still nothing available. I couldn't believe it either, this one dressed like the whole menu would be available, plus, they're advertising on Rub Ratings. Maybe they want to lure in for a second visit, not sure, but I was definitely caught off guard. She ensured the towel was on at all times.

It would definitely be worth the price of admission if extras were offered, but. 75 for a crappy massage wasn't worth it.

[StayPuff]

An open minded Suzie would have been awesome. I didn't find out about CLM until shortly after Jenny decided to stop offering BBBJ and DATY. So I saw her and was like "wow she's fucking hot" but died on the inside when she said all that was on the extras menu anymore was CBJ.

I got the CBJ anyway, and it made me even sadder because it was really fucking porn star good with the gagging and drool and "I'm making a mess of your cock, daddy" lines but I couldn't feel anything at all.

You know, I've NEVER seen Melissa. I've always been meaning to, but Jessica is such a regular for me that she's really the only girl I see anymore. I would go for it one of these days but Jessica, Sarah and Melissa are all really good friends and I know it would get back to Jessica and mess up the thing I have going with her.

Speaking of which, if you're a regular you should understand that there are cliques among the girls and if you want to have a drama free time there you should learn to navigate the cliques.

Jessica, Sarah, Melissa

Sandra, Nicol, Salma

Mia, Mila, possibly Violet

Suzie, Zara, Bella, Lilly

Not sure about the newer girls yet. But those are the major groups I've picked up on.

Never been, but I think I recall Nicol, Katy, and a 3rd (maybe Dani) were at a spot in Franklin Park before moving to CLM.

[Iamslobbyist]

Mila used to have a more open menu. Not a lot more open but the first time I saw her she allowed DFK and DATY. She's since fallen madly in love with her boyfriend and they have an agreement that he'll only let her continue working if she's 100% covered with everything and no intimate anything.

She's, IMO, CLM's best looking girl, but she's so fixated on her boyfriend that I just can't enjoy the experience with her anymore. And I don't think she enjoys it much anymore either. The first time she came twice. I've never been able to make her cum at all since.

My ideal woman is Mila's face, Zara's body, and Jessica's menu.

I read your reports on Mila, so I knew the menu would not be as open as I would have liked; however, I did not expect the lack of DATY. Even if she had her dental dam, licking a plastic cover over a vagina does not sound that appealing to me. I would rather not do it as that just sounds like a frustrating experience to be that close yet not be able to feel or taste a wet snatch. That experience sounds a lot like decaffeinated coffee or non-alcoholic beer. I will have to give Jessica a try.

[Jay117]

Nearly 300 for a CBJ. This city is a bad joke.

The city is fine, but there are certainly a few agencies that are a lot more expensive than others. I don't really understand how that business model works out for them.

[Jinurso]

Saw Mila at CLM last week and she is smoking hot. Gorgeous body, beautiful smile, and her personality is the best part. I paid $220 for the hour. I was disappointed that DATY was not available. She said she only offers that if she wears a dental dam, and she did not have one, so there was no DATY. This was my main motivation for going. She said it was $100 for CBJ and $200.00 for FS. I ended up getting two hand jobs, which was fun for no extra cost. I gave her a $40.00 tip. I will probably repeat, but not as much as I would if BBJ and / or DATY were readily available.

Mila used to have a more open menu. Not a lot more open but the first time I saw her she allowed DFK and DATY. She's since fallen madly in love with her boyfriend and they have an agreement that he'll only let her continue working if she's 100% covered with everything and no intimate anything.

She's, IMO, CLM's best looking girl, but she's so fixated on her boyfriend that I just can't enjoy the experience with her anymore. And I don't think she enjoys it much anymore either. The first time she came twice. I've never been able to make her cum at all since.

My ideal woman is Mila's face, Zara's body, and Jessica's menu.

[Iamslobbyist]

Saw Mila at CLM last week and she is smoking hot. Gorgeous body, beautiful smile, and her personality is the best part. I paid $220 for the hour. I was disappointed that DATY was not available. She said she only offers that if she wears a dental dam, and she did not have one, so there was no DATY. This was my main motivation for going. She said it was $100 for CBJ and $200.00 for FS. I ended up getting two hand jobs, which was fun for no extra cost. I gave her a $40.00 tip. I will probably repeat, but not as much as I would if BBJ and / or DATY were readily available.

[Iamslobbyist]

Saw Nicol today.

Massage wasn't anything to write home about. Seeing the angles though from L3 were amazing. I gave in though for the full service but it was still pretty enjoyable. Overpriced but enjoyable.

160 hh.

100 CBJ.

Do you know the damage for FS?

[Jinurso]

Where are you talking about?

CLM. Chicagolandbodyrubs.com.

[Dbiz01]

Was in the neighborhood and decided to check out Judy at OD, as she has been discussed here recently.

Her 62 years are clearly visible. Frumpy and old looking. Decided to leave without partaking.

Whatever floats your guys boats but she was far too old for me to even consider.

LOL! Finally a truth-teller. OOPS! [Deleted by Admin]

[Gopher88]

Mia. She's not listed anymore, and I've been told that she's taking some time off. Mila is a very different girl with a very different menu.

Where are you talking about?

[LotsaFunInChi]

An open minded Suzie would have been awesome. I didn't find out about CLM until shortly after Jenny decided to stop offering BBBJ and DATY. So I saw her and was like "wow she's fucking hot" but died on the inside when she said all that was on the extras menu anymore was CBJ.

I got the CBJ anyway, and it made me even sadder because it was really fucking porn star good with the gagging and drool and "I'm making a mess of your cock, daddy" lines but I couldn't feel anything at all.

You know, I've NEVER seen Melissa. I've always been meaning to, but Jessica is such a regular for me that she's really the only girl I see anymore. I would go for it one of these days but Jessica, Sarah and Melissa are all really good friends and I know it would get back to Jessica and mess up the thing I have going with her.

Speaking of which, if you're a regular you should understand that there are cliques among the girls and if you want to have a drama free time there you should learn to navigate the cliques..

FYI, Melissa and Suzie are close, they prefer each other for 4 hands, but when Suzie's menu collapsed I didn't go for it.

[GeorgeBoyd]

Saw Nicol today.

Massage wasn't anything to write home about. Seeing the angles though from L3 were amazing. I gave in though for the full service but it was still pretty enjoyable. Overpriced but enjoyable.

160 hh.

100 CBJ.

Nearly 300 for a CBJ. This city is a bad joke.

[FellowMonger]

Saw Nicol today.

Massage wasn't anything to write home about. Seeing the angles though from L3 were amazing. I gave in though for the full service but it was still pretty enjoyable. Overpriced but enjoyable.

160 hh.

100 CBJ.