Massage Parlor Reports

**DaSandmn88** · 11-18-21 01:22

Originally Posted by IloveHEs [View Original Post]

Have nothing good to say. Her videos lead you to believe she's nice, fun, and worth the price. What I got instead was a cold, stand-offish, damn near mean woman. Her massage is mechanical and in no way relaxing. The hot tub part is pretty quick and kind of pointless, since she just sits on the edge. Afterwards there's a lot of time spent draining the tub, changing outfits, and spraying, maybe disinfectant, all over. Massage on the bed is quick and also not relaxing. She tells you to flip, tries to put a condom on you no matter if you're ready or not, then just lays on her back and tells you to go. She seems like she's late for an appointment the entire time you're there. She will in no way touch you or act like she enjoys you being there at all. So I just pounded away in missionary and finished. She immediately jumps up and heads to the bathroom when you're done. If you're still there when she comes out, she'll act surprised, like you didn't know you're just supposed to leave. Her ad says she's leaving town, all I can say is good.

I am so sorry my friend. I posted about her some time back. She is in that motel as soon as you get up there. The spot looked run down. Correction. IS run down. She took some Johnson and Johnson baby oil and lack luster put on on me. Down my back and such. No real conversation. Just talk. She handed me a towel after she kinda sorta started drying me off and told me to go lay face down on the bed. She then drained the tub, sprayed it down. And started filling it back up again. She went in and changed her clothes and finally came over to the bed. She started touching my back. That crap wasn't a massage. When she got tired of doing that, yes sir. She has you to lay on your back. Play with your man stick for a second to try and get the condom on it. And says come on. As she lays on her back.

I asked her if she would change positions. She said "NO! She goes on to mention something about someone she knew got robbed and she will never do anything. I'm thinking. Lady you are laying on your back. The most vulnerable position you could possibly be in. Especially with me on TOP of you. I didn't even do what you did. I started stroking my own shyt. And she jumped up. . Idk. I finished and literally held my jizz in the condom in my hand until she got a towel and threw it all in the trash. And walked into the bathroom.

We shall see if she really leaves.

**Kenal1** · 11-17-21 23:50

Originally Posted by RaidorDie666 [View Original Post]

I'm a newbie on here but have been to the Waycross location back before covid. I want to try out Goose but where do you park at? Went by today and the UDF across the street was packed. Thanks.

I park at the shopping center catty-corner to the UDF.

**IloveHEs** · 11-17-21 21:47

Have nothing good to say. Her videos lead you to believe she's nice, fun, and worth the price. What I got instead was a cold, stand-offish, damn near mean woman. Her massage is mechanical and in no way relaxing. The hot tub part is pretty quick and kind of pointless, since she just sits on the edge. Afterwards there's a lot of time spent draining the tub, changing outfits, and spraying, maybe disinfectant, all over. Massage on the bed is quick and also not relaxing. She tells you to flip, tries to put a condom on you no matter if you're ready or not, then just lays on her back and tells you to go. She seems like she's late for an appointment the entire time you're there. She will in no way touch you or act like she enjoys you being there at all. So I just pounded away in missionary and finished. She immediately jumps up and heads to the bathroom when you're done. If you're still there when she comes out, she'll act surprised, like you didn't know you're just supposed to leave. Her ad says she's leaving town, all I can say is good.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 11-17-21 14:44

Originally Posted by Beanes9021 [View Original Post]

It's legit. They ask for a picture of the hotel when you get there. If you don't send it, they get really shitty.

Sound like another reason to stay away. Sending a picture of the motel to a provider is just more evidence LEO can use against you if it is a set up. Just my 2 cents.

**Beanes9021** · 11-17-21 14:35

Originally Posted by Bkbh1 [View Original Post]

Was her incall location legit? So many busts in that area.

It's legit. They ask for a picture of the hotel when you get there. If you don't send it, they get really shitty.

**RaidorDie666** · 11-17-21 13:28

I'm a newbie on here but have been to the Waycross location back before covid. I want to try out Goose but where do you park at? Went by today and the UDF across the street was packed. Thanks.

**Bkbh1** · 11-17-21 12:27

Originally Posted by Units12 [View Original Post]

Can confirm not the girl in pics but a little heavier and shorter, definitely DDD, rub ok, ending ok worth it just to play with her tits.

Was her incall location legit? So many busts in that area.

**RiskyBizness66** · 11-16-21 23:30

Had a dream in the land of love, met a chubbier employee older. Had the worst massage of my life, half a bottle of oil and just lightly skimmed my body with the palms the entire time. I sat up and asked for someone else but apparently the other two were busy. No teasing just weird petting. In the flip no talks no nothing just dumped oil and started working very sensual and nice it was incredible then a strange tight grip aimed directly at me and like going up and down not the way you should again, it was pointed up towards my face, then just shook up and down. I stopped asked for a hot towel cleaned myself and I left, I've usually had mediocre visits to this place half way decent on both avenues. It's on my route to work so it's convenient but I'm telling ya I'll never go back. I really just need a regular that can just loosen up my upper back and shoulders then relieve my stress and send me home so if anyone got a private person they can refer me to that'd be great.

**DrPaulRx** · 11-16-21 16:45

Originally Posted by PoonWrangler [View Original Post]

Have you seen her bleed? I've seen her body, her junk. Everything as they say. Something ain't stirring the koolaide holmes.

Yes. Unfortunately her period started during a visit. Believe or don't it's your call. She is a sweet quirky girl though. And knowing her real name her FB has pics going back to younger days. As to everyone here make your own choice.

**Units12** · 11-16-21 15:07

Originally Posted by Bkbh1 [View Original Post]

Hotel in Erlanger? Things that make you go hmmm.

Can confirm not the girl in pics but a little heavier and shorter, definitely DDD, rub ok, ending ok worth it just to play with her tits.

**Bkbh1** · 11-16-21 14:14

Originally Posted by LvTheLightsOn [View Original Post]

Tired of the AMP scene, still trying to find the "right" girl. I was scanning RR when I came across this add:

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/250304

This one advertised as Nuru so I decided to TOFTT. First day in town (so she says) in the NKY area. I had a few hours between work clients so I decided to give her a ring. Definitely not the girl in the pics but the DDD's are definitely real. She's a little chunky but younger than most of the Asians around here. Advertised Nuru for 160 so I went for it. Upcharged to BBBJ which I agreed to. Nuru was not a real one and she used lotion as opposed to Nuru gel. Massage was short before the flip and she went right to work on junior. All in all I was out 1. 6 + . 4 and was in and out in 35 minutes. Probably wouldn't repeat as that's not typically my thing. If you read my posts, looking forward real massage, with a good tease and HE. If this is your thing, check her out. Skills were on par.

Lv.

Hotel in Erlanger? Things that make you go hmmm.

**PearishBA** · 11-15-21 18:08

Originally Posted by PoonWrangler [View Original Post]

Have you seen her bleed? I've seen her body, her junk. Everything as they say. Something ain't stirring the koolaide holmes.

Thanks for the report. There's some defenders of another one pretending to be a woman over in the escorts classified section currently too.

**PoonWrangler** · 11-15-21 14:15

Originally Posted by DrPaulRx [View Original Post]

I know she is muscular and I know folks don't believe it but she is a woman. Actually a MMA fighter. I know her real name and if she was a dude then MMA messed up long ago on her. Just want to correct the record. And yes Selene and her are or at least were a couple. And boys don't have periods. She does.

Have you seen her bleed? I've seen her body, her junk. Everything as they say. Something ain't stirring the koolaide holmes.

**GolfGuy** · 11-13-21 00:15

Originally Posted by Laines [View Original Post]

Been reading a lot of good things about Sakura. Though it seems likes there's a lot traffic there. What would be the best time and day to go if I don't want to wait too long?

Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9-11 am.

Mondays from 2-4.

Wednesdays 4-6.

Sundays 10 am.

Golfguy, playing through.