Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Rodgazina]

This world is so utterly fucked thanks boomers and millennials.

Gen x had absolutely nothing to do with the downfall, surely. All their kids they put on drugs to sit still in class turned out just fine.

[ShootingBlanks]

This world is so utterly fucked thanks boomers and millennials.

Not surprising at all that this guy gets bombarded for telling the truth lmao.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....itness-matters!

As expected the usual suspects chime in and have to deny reality. Every provider in there minus one has to come to the rescue for the rest of the obese slags falsely marketing themselves as "chubby" and completely missing the point of the hobby for most guys, the point that poster gabrieltna was making. Only three people in that thread being honest, and one was the OP who hasn't come back.

The simpking 2000 magnus ven honestly needs to disappear, his cringe takes / posts are some of the worst non provider posted shit on that forum. I'm also honestly shocked that anyone has actually paid to fuck that seacow Mollylane too, there is zero attractive qualities about that beast. Grotesquely fat, fucking hairy, a face like a crossdressing trucker, with the classic Portland mind cancer in the brain. Every vouch that isn't one of her mentally damaged friends on there has to have visited for the fetish of fucking the grossest thing they could.

[BusSit69]

Not surprising at all that this guy gets bombarded for telling the truth lmao.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....itness-matters!

As expected the usual suspects chime in and have to deny reality. Every provider in there minus one has to come to the rescue for the rest of the obese slags falsely marketing themselves as "chubby" and completely missing the point of the hobby for most guys, the point that poster gabrieltna was making. Only three people in that thread being honest, and one was the OP who hasn't come back.

The simpking 2000 magnus ven honestly needs to disappear, his cringe takes / posts are some of the worst non provider posted shit on that forum. I'm also honestly shocked that anyone has actually paid to fuck that seacow Mollylane too, there is zero attractive qualities about that beast. Grotesquely fat, fucking hairy, a face like a crossdressing trucker, with the classic Portland mind cancer in the brain. Every vouch that isn't one of her mentally damaged friends on there has to have visited for the fetish of fucking the grossest thing they could.

Also stupid as hell as they give you red jellies for being honest or not agreeing with anyone. Guess what he prolly didn't want to see your fat ass anyway. Money talks or he'll just create a new account.

I hate people sometimes. Every one has something to say!

[Sir Roland]

I ordered 2 McRibs, was told to pull forward to the far up window. That's not the problem. There was a PARKED CAR in front of the window, so they couldn't even hand it to me out the window. The dim comes out, drops my food ON THE GROUND, and proceeds to give it to me! I got so mad, I threw the McRibs against the restaurant. I then took my Coca Cola and coffee, and threw them against the menu board.

At Arby's, I asked for horsey Sauce for my Ruben Sandwich. I realized too late, they gave me ARBY Saice. Who eats a Ruben with BBQ Sauce? They were closed by the time I realized. I threw the sauce packets into the dirt, next to their drive thru sign.

I asked for extra mayonnaise on my two chicken sammiches at KFC. They put No mayonnaise on either! I wasn't going to wait behind 10 cars in the drive thru for this! I went back, saw the kitchen side door open, and I threw the sammiches into the kitchen. I was so mad, I also took my drink and threw it into the kitchen.

I asked for iced tea at Bugar King. They gave me this nasty ass club soda. They closed shortly after. I got so mad, I threw the cup of club soda against the drive thru menu board.

If fast food places are wondering why they are seeing their OWN food and beverages and sauce packets wind up on their own porches, drive thru windows, in front of the entrances, in front of the drive thru menu boards, or coffee and soda poured on their front entrance, well, now you all know why!

Fuck with me, fuck up my order, and you incur my wrath, fukkers!

[Sir Roland]

I was playing Super Punch Out at Space Port. This goofy-looking mustachioed dude named Sir Roland was standing behind, watching me play. Suddenly, I felt a big hot fart inside of me. I let out the fart. My friend Jim said, "Oh man, I'm leaving! Someone cut the cheese!" So funny, cutting the cheese on Sir Roland!

Then one day, Allan was playing Russian Attack, on his last man. Jim stood next to Allan, and cut the cheese on him! Allan wasn't pissed about losing his quarter or losing his game. He was pissed that Jim cut the cheese on him.

[Barnie]

Not surprising at all that this guy gets bombarded for telling the truth lmao.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....itness-matters!

As expected the usual suspects chime in and have to deny reality. Every provider in there minus one has to come to the rescue for the rest of the obese slags falsely marketing themselves as "chubby" and completely missing the point of the hobby for most guys, the point that poster gabrieltna was making. Only three people in that thread being honest, and one was the OP who hasn't come back.

The simpking 2000 magnus ven honestly needs to disappear, his cringe takes / posts are some of the worst non provider posted shit on that forum. I'm also honestly shocked that anyone has actually paid to fuck that seacow Mollylane too, there is zero attractive qualities about that beast. Grotesquely fat, fucking hairy, a face like a crossdressing trucker, with the classic Portland mind cancer in the brain. Every vouch that isn't one of her mentally damaged friends on there has to have visited for the fetish of fucking the grossest thing they could.

Thank you! Magnus Ven is a tool!

It is ok if you like big girls. Some give great head. It is so hard to find women that even work out.

Some if they just hit the gym could be hot.

[Facials]

Not surprising at all that this guy gets bombarded for telling the truth lmao.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....itness-matters!

As expected the usual suspects chime in and have to deny reality. Every provider in there minus one has to come to the rescue for the rest of the obese slags falsely marketing themselves as "chubby" and completely missing the point of the hobby for most guys, the point that poster gabrieltna was making. Only three people in that thread being honest, and one was the OP who hasn't come back.

The simpking 2000 magnus ven honestly needs to disappear, his cringe takes / posts are some of the worst non provider posted shit on that forum. I'm also honestly shocked that anyone has actually paid to fuck that seacow Mollylane too, there is zero attractive qualities about that beast. Grotesquely fat, fucking hairy, a face like a crossdressing trucker, with the classic Portland mind cancer in the brain. Every vouch that isn't one of her mentally damaged friends on there has to have visited for the fetish of fucking the grossest thing they could.

I totally agree.

https://www.instagram.com/harlowflowerfootgoddess/

Here's one that is just not my type. She must have a magical pussy.

I will. Never know. Thank god.

[Rodgazina]

Not surprising at all that this guy gets bombarded for telling the truth lmao.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....itness-matters!

As expected the usual suspects chime in and have to deny reality. Every provider in there minus one has to come to the rescue for the rest of the obese slags falsely marketing themselves as "chubby" and completely missing the point of the hobby for most guys, the point that poster gabrieltna was making. Only three people in that thread being honest, and one was the OP who hasn't come back.

The simpking 2000 magnus ven honestly needs to disappear, his cringe takes / posts are some of the worst non provider posted shit on that forum. I'm also honestly shocked that anyone has actually paid to fuck that seacow Mollylane too, there is zero attractive qualities about that beast. Grotesquely fat, fucking hairy, a face like a crossdressing trucker, with the classic Portland mind cancer in the brain. Every vouch that isn't one of her mentally damaged friends on there has to have visited for the fetish of fucking the grossest thing they could.

[Facials]

This is a pimp or other hooker that is mad at Princess Winter for calling them out on the other board. They've done it under two different handles now.

Princess Winter is nuts and very pimped herself.

[Michael1967]

You invited her to your home? Yeah I stopped doing that 15 years or so ago. This is the exact type of drama I want to avoid. Makes a lot more sense to book a room somewhere and ask the ***** to meet you there. That way if there is any BS you can just lock the door and bail.

This is a pimp or other hooker that is mad at Princess Winter for calling them out on the other board. They've done it under two different handles now.

[RavensBreach]

Why would you post the exact same word for word review as UsToonWatch for Rubie, unless you were too stupid to know you already posted it under another name? This is Little Panda or her pimp trying to get back at Princess Winter again. This is 3 attempts now and getting pretty childish. I can see why you can't make it as a hooker, you're too damn stupid.

The exact repost on the alt handle is great and hilarious content.

[Meorme]

Why would you post the exact same word for word review as UsToonWatch for Rubie, unless you were too stupid to know you already posted it under another name? This is Little Panda or her pimp trying to get back at Princess Winter again. This is 3 attempts now and getting pretty childish. I can see why you can't make it as a hooker, you're too damn stupid.

I read that wondering who the fuck would be living in "Laural hedges" (wherever that is, like it's supposed to mean something to us?) and call a hooker over to his house. While he's married.

Sure, there are guys stupid enough to do shit like this. But they are young and broke (don't own a house) and single.

OR, failed wannabe pimps. (but let's face it, they can't afford that house in "Laural hedges" either.)

A quick trip to the AMP in Federal Way or Lynnwood avoids all that risk and everyone knows it.

[Michael1967]

Contacted Winter Princess. Requested an outcall, started it, got a call from my neighbor. Apparently her driver was fighting with another girl at the end of my driveway In front of my Laural hedges. Gave me sob story. Just handed her money and asked her to leave. Would not repeat.

Why would you post the exact same word for word review as UsToonWatch for Rubie, unless you were too stupid to know you already posted it under another name? This is Little Panda or her pimp trying to get back at Princess Winter again. This is 3 attempts now and getting pretty childish. I can see why you can't make it as a hooker, you're too damn stupid.

[SMediumDick]

Your only other post on this board is to rave about LittlePanda. I was trying to refresh my memory as to who winter princess was on TNA board and came across this alert written by LittlePanda, where she seemed to do some shady shit in regards to preemptively writing a false alert in order to discredit some poor monger who got bait and switched.

Where does winter princess fit in? She asked the monger to send the texts privately to back up his side of the story, and called out LittlePanda for being shady after seeing the texts.

So, using my powers of deduction, I can conclude that you are either LittlePanda, or more likely, managing LittlePanda given your method of slander here was to say she was pimped, and not that her service sucked. You're pissed off that winter princess called out the fuckery and you are trying to mess with her reputation.

Here's the alert for anyone else interested in trying to figure out if I'm on the right track. https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....0947-Watch-out!.

Hey guys,

Long-time lurker. First post:

I saw LittlePanda in Bellevue recently. Looks like she lives out of her room with her "man" (there were mens hats hung on the backboard and when I walked towards the bed she said no and directed me to the couch). The place reeked of cigarettes (I didn't know hotels had smoking rooms still), and they are obviously smoking weed and who knows what else in the bathroom. There were laptops and microphones set up like she's Joe Rogan doing a podcast. Didn't see a camera though.

Honestly, I went to see her because I thought I remembered her being mentioned in the bareback providers forum but when I asked she went on a rant about respecting herself ever since she met her "man" bla bla bla. Session was pretty whack and I told her so before leaving. She didn't seem to care.

[DrtyHarry]

Contacted Winter Princess. Requested an outcall, started it, got a call from my neighbor. Apparently her driver was fighting with another girl at the end of my driveway In front of my Laural hedges. Gave me sob story. Just handed her money and asked her to leave. Would not repeat.

You invited her to your home? Yeah I stopped doing that 15 years or so ago. This is the exact type of drama I want to avoid. Makes a lot more sense to book a room somewhere and ask the ***** to meet you there. That way if there is any BS you can just lock the door and bail.