EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

I dreamed I was with Monika yesterday. There was definitely an open menu.

I haven't been to Skokie in many, many moons. What did it set you back? Age / looks for M?

[Chiguyxxx]

Can confirm Nina still works there tho I ended up getting Olga. Nothing to be had. Won't be returning.

Needed a massage and was in the area so dropped by Irenes for the first time. Got there and an older European woman with some very exposed cleavage and those tight yoga pants greeted me. Massage was pretty good but no accidental brushing. But I'm pretty sure she was grinding her pelvis into my elbows when she was on either side of me. Which I thought would be a good sign. Kept me covered-mostly-but I was hopeful for a HE. Alas it was not to be. After doing my stomach she just ended. "All done". I mentioned that she had never introduced herself. "Olga".

So if you are need for a decent massage with a somewhat sexy Euro MILF with no payoff whatsoever trek on over to Irenes. I decided to try my luck over at Harmony to finish what Olga started only to find them closed (turns out they got busted a couple days earlier). Oh well.

[F Scott]

Here is a list of what I offer:

Impact play (paddles, whips, crops, canes, floggers).

Light bondage (rope / cuff restraints).

Strapon worship.

Spitting.

Face slapping.

Nipple torture.

CBT (cock and ball torture).

Uretheral sounding.

I'd also like an idea of just what the hell is "uretheral sounding". Do you need a medical degree?

[Cs8800]

Last word was that Monika (not to be confused with EvSpa M) is there and good. Used to work Tatiana's under a different name. I went for a 1/2 hr check and left happy. Have not had time to return. But yes if there are no appointments booked then nobody sits around waiting. Call for appointment.

I dreamed I was with Monika yesterday. There was definitely an open menu.

[Dr Manhattan]

So I reached out to Roxanna (https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan (https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much.

Felt a little rushed too and frankly overall they just seemed to want to get it over with.

Probably wouldn't see a reason to repeat, but if you want to scratch an itch with two attractive ladies together for a relatively reasonable duo experience they are very nice ladies.

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but what does any of this have to do with the Euro clinic scene? If anything, it's probably high-time somebody created either a Latina Massage thread or one specific to Sub / Dom culture. Peace and play safe all.

[ApplePiePussy]

She really seems to be moving towards dom work.

Here is a list of what I offer:

Impact play (paddles, whips, crops, canes, floggers).

Light bondage (rope / cuff restraints).

Strapon worship.

Spitting.

Face slapping.

Nipple torture.

CBT (cock and ball torture).

Uretheral sounding.

Covered facesitting.

Smothering.

Breath play.

Wax play.

Pegging (beginner to advanced).

Humiliation (public, verbal and / or physical).

Urinal training.

Human furniture.

Feminization.

Feet worship.

Body worship.

NO GFE / FS so please do not ask.

What in the actual fuck is human furniture? Getting flashbacks to 1940's Europe. Literally nothing in her list is appealing. Imagine paying someone to slap you.

[PatientX1]

She really seems to be moving towards dom work. https://tryst.link/bdsm/missmeghanlunaux I am a fan of thin legs and I consider hers to be pretty thin although with as slender as she is in the rest of her body they are a bit out of proportion but thinner than most of the girls discussed here. If you can link up some girls with thinner thighs than her I would be interested in meeting them. I think she is taller than her advertised 5'6 I think closer to 5'8. I doubt that she is an ounce over 140 and closer to 135. As I mentioned previously I have seen her a number of times over the last couple of years.

I agree, she is slender and tall. 5'8" at least. Most of her reviews are for vanilla sessions, she doesn't push the dom thing if you don't want. In heels, she is taller than me. Slender, not bony, but no way could you call her thick. Her pics are recent, but she is one of the few that is prettier in person. I've reviewed her here. No FS.

[Moejoo]

She has some massive thighs! She lists her weight at 140 lbs so I am guessing 150. Different strokes for different. Well you catch the drift.

She really seems to be moving towards dom work. https://tryst.link/bdsm/missmeghanlunaux I am a fan of thin legs and I consider hers to be pretty thin although with as slender as she is in the rest of her body they are a bit out of proportion but thinner than most of the girls discussed here. If you can link up some girls with thinner thighs than her I would be interested in meeting them. I think she is taller than her advertised 5'6 I think closer to 5'8. I doubt that she is an ounce over 140 and closer to 135. As I mentioned previously I have seen her a number of times over the last couple of years.

[ErvsBlues]

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

Nope. Unless some doctor's done some artistic level pussy construction. Gave her a massage when I saw her, and while it wasn't a pussy massage, it was definitely obvious that she was all female. One of the cutest little pussys I've ever seen.

[Moejoo]

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

I am not going to sugar coat it either, I have seen her a few times and you are 100 percent wrong.

[SmileySam]

I've been to see Meghan several times, she is definitely a girl. She doesn't have fake breasts, so she is pretty small chested by most standards. There are some new reviews of her on some other forums here, but suffice to say, she is one of the hottest girls I have ever visited, as long as you don't need a big chest.

She has some massive thighs! She lists her weight at 140 lbs so I am guessing 150. Different strokes for different. Well you catch the drift.

[Seraph2]

I was at 7 H recently and had a great time. Seniors, PM me for details -- I have communicated with some of you before for info and I would not mind sharing with you gents. For the rest, I was there for 1 H and fun times were had and the masseuse had her fund too. .

S2.

[DomCorazon]

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

Just from memory I would say she looks more like a Blake lively. Pic two isn't the best face photo but four and five are hot. Check out Eros. Also a lot of bad pics. A lot of girls there fall into your drift and it doesn't help they take standard tranny photos awkwardly covering or not showing their crotch.

[PatientX1]

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

I've been to see Meghan several times, she is definitely a girl. She doesn't have fake breasts, so she is pretty small chested by most standards. There are some new reviews of her on some other forums here, but suffice to say, she is one of the hottest girls I have ever visited, as long as you don't need a big chest.

[HeadsOfState]

So I reached out to Roxanna (https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan (https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much..

Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?