Strip Club Reports

[SamPerkins420]

No strip clubs in Auburn Hills. None in Oakland County; they're all in Wayne County; Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus, Lincoln Park. Detroit clubs don't have private VIP rooms.

When exactly did the Detroit clubs change, and why? I'd had great experiences at ones all over the city, but generally stuck to the Inkster clubs. But places like Bazooki's, Centerfolds, Booby Trap, and other 8 Mile clubs were all guaranteed anything goes until at least 2012 or so.

[Jd2011]

It's been several years since I visited either. Today I hit both at the end of day shift. Henry's was horrid. Maybe 5 girls there but none interested me. The chick dancing on stage when I walked in was a complete land whale. Talk about a shocker. When she did some twerking on the pole it was just tidal waves of blubber. I had one beer and got the fuck out of there. Maybe I just caught them on an off day.

Got the pass to bogarts and headed over there. Here it was a little better but not much. Plenty of girls that should be put out to pasture. One definite gilf who will be needing a walker soon to get on stage. Upon entry I was immediately attacked by a senior, southern blonde who called herself Price maybe? She said let's fuck, I said no way. She would have to pay me. The only one that appealed to me was a tall, middle aged, long haired brunette who sat down next to me at the bar. She had a nice figure. Ass was thick but a very lean body overall. She was sexy to me, but her attitude was a total turn off. Didn't even catch a name. I also had the pleasure of witnessing a little employee insurrection. There was an extremely tiny black chick (who's attitude appeared to be even worse then The chick I liked) hanging with some dude at the bar. When the DJ called for all girls on day shift to take the stage, she didn't go up. The DJ came out to the bar and told her to get her tiny ass on stage in those exact words. Very reluctantly, she slowly made her way to the stage and basically just stood there with her purse in her arm..she must of had gold bars in there. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

In conclusion, maybe it was just an off day for both
Clubs. If not, it was a definite all time low from what I remember. I know these are bottom of the barrel clubs, but PLEASE.

JD

[Targ2425]

Rollin' back into town next week after a few years away. Given some of the changes, wondering if any of the clubs have pulled the plug on smoking. Not a huge fan of smelling like an ashtray and appreciate those clubs, like SC that have a solution for this. Any of the other clubs change course like Bogartz, H8, BT's?

[Passenger]

BTs in Dearborn was great. Any ideas about Auburn hills?

No strip clubs in Auburn Hills. None in Oakland County; they're all in Wayne County; Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus, Lincoln Park. Detroit clubs don't have private VIP rooms.

[Member #6611]

I try to take some bar naps back with me. Just fold them up in your pocket, in case you do decide too partake.

H19.

FC literally has a stack of bar naps sitting on the table as you enter the VIP area. Grab a couple and off you go.

[Ral Bos]

BTs in Dearborn was great. Any ideas about Auburn hills?

[Timberwolf]

My favorite is when I ask them "where can I cum?" And they respond with "wherever you want".

Her hair it is LMAO.

I remember being in the rubber room at Hank's with one of the ladies bobbin'. She pulled off and caught it with her hair instead. Got pissed at me. I pointed out that she was the one that had control of junior.

[CakeComa]

Or just swallow.

My favorite is when I ask them "where can I cum?" And they respond with "wherever you want".

[CakeComa]

Finally I met Shay today at lunch time, I totally agree with you she is hot and awkward, it's hard to talk to her, who has been in private with her?

I've had multiple vips with Shay. Like talking to a wall. But her services always leave me very satisfied. Her face down ass up is the way I like to enjoy her.

[DooMama7]

The pros have either wipes or spit it out. I've never been left with a mess.

Or just swallow.

[Deano666]

Was at the Cricket on Tuesday. My first time there, probably my last. Got there around 1 pm, no cover and no valet, both good signs. I sat down at the bar and waited way too long for a drink and then I had beers. Drinks were a bit expensive, even by strip club standards, but there were a number of dancers and customers so I was somewhat optimistic. A young AA dancer named Porsche came by and sat down, immediately running her hands up my shorts and stroking me, she wasn't terrible looking, so I agreed to go back for a dance or two. Paid the troll his $10 and she picked a booth. She gets naked in the first half of the first song and my fingers wander down to find one of the wettest WAPs I have ever encountered. I comment on this and of course she wanted to add to my experience. We settled on 120 total and she puts on the cover. Then when I entered, OMFG. STANK, STANK and more STANK. Immediately lost my interest with both heads and ended the session. Not sure if others have had similar encounters with her, but just wanted to let you know that I will be avoiding her like the plague.

Thanks for the update will stay far away makes you gun shy when you experience!

[Hentai19]

If you do go to a club and end up busting a nut what do you do just sit there with cum all down your shorts or get her to help clean it up?

I try to take some bar naps back with me. Just fold them up in your pocket, in case you do decide too partake.

H19.

[PapaPump]

If you do go to a club and end up busting a nut what do you do just sit there with cum all down your shorts or get her to help clean it up?

The pros have either wipes or spit it out. I've never been left with a mess.

[TedEBear]

Was at the Cricket on Tuesday. My first time there, probably my last. Got there around 1 pm, no cover and no valet, both good signs. I sat down at the bar and waited way too long for a drink and then I had beers. Drinks were a bit expensive, even by strip club standards, but there were a number of dancers and customers so I was somewhat optimistic. A young AA dancer named Porsche came by and sat down, immediately running her hands up my shorts and stroking me, she wasn't terrible looking, so I agreed to go back for a dance or two. Paid the troll his $10 and she picked a booth. She gets naked in the first half of the first song and my fingers wander down to find one of the wettest WAPs I have ever encountered. I comment on this and of course she wanted to add to my experience. We settled on 120 total and she puts on the cover. Then when I entered, OMFG. STANK, STANK and more STANK. Immediately lost my interest with both heads and ended the session. Not sure if others have had similar encounters with her, but just wanted to let you know that I will be avoiding her like the plague.

[JackOfClubs]

How is the Silver Criket?

It has free parking, and absolutely no smoking is allowed there, they have good food, and a decent DJ, when it comes to the talent. Well we know that one persons trash is another persons treasure!