EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[MrmVanHouten]

So I reached out to Roxanna (https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan (https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much.

Felt a little rushed too and frankly overall they just seemed to want to get it over with.

Probably wouldn't see a reason to repeat, but if you want to scratch an itch with two attractive ladies together for a relatively reasonable duo experience they are very nice ladies.

[Dan871]

Any intel on Marta / Basya that worked in the basement on Shermer in NB?

[ZzTopSterZz]

BTW, has anyone visited Maria's lately? A few times I've been driving by around 7 pm and the shop looked like an unoccupied space, dark, with no cars parked in front of it.

Last word was that Monika (not to be confused with EvSpa M) is there and good. Used to work Tatiana's under a different name. I went for a 1/2 hr check and left happy. Have not had time to return. But yes if there are no appointments booked then nobody sits around waiting. Call for appointment.

[Walker333]

BTW, has anyone visited Maria's lately? A few times I've been driving by around 7 pm and the shop looked like an unoccupied space, dark, with no cars parked in front of it.

[Walker333]

I can confirm that Nina still works there. She's a very attractive lady. Good chit chat and good massage. I like her as a person and as a massage therapist, but I've been there twice and gotten shut out despite obvious signals. There was no teasing, not even an "accidental" brushing, and she made sure that I was covered the entire time on both visits. Nina was recommended to me by another guy on the forum with good intentions, and I've never had a good lead go bad before. I'm clean, fit and professional. Maybe she's got a thing against married guys. I don't know. What do you think guys. Give it one more try or move on?

I don't think they care about clients' marital status, unless a client is trying to get an mt involved into some kind of relationships. In my experience, those who provide extras do it right away, except cases where they are afraid. If they are, then they provide it anyway at the second visit. Nonetheless, there are some, that want to make sure that a client is coming/returning for their massage skills and not for HJ etc. In that case, they still will offer some relief, but only after a number of visits, as a fringe benefit. Telling them how you like their massage, how it helped you with some medical issues, helps. The easiest way to find out if extras are available, is to tell them over the phone, while making your first appointment, that you are looking for a VERY light touch, relaxing, FULL body massage. If an mt points to her special skills, experience, and therapeutic significance of her treatment, then it will definitely take many visits to get her to grab your dick.

[Jesus Collins]

25% of the time I would get L1 from a massuse I've seen after multiple visits. Those have since moved on. Haven't been back.

I would agree on that 25%. It was always about the mood they're in at the time there combined with frequency of visits. I even had B in a frisky mood after she returned from a trip from Poland and not having any sex for 3 weeks. She's long gone.

You have a shot with M and N and if you go multiple times over the course of a few weeks. O, don't bother. I've never seen a bigger change in a human being's personality in my life. Downright scary.

She used to be fun, now she's just a pill.


This place invented the acronym "YMMV"

[Jesus Collins]

Looks like Irenes is one of the those places where action is possible but not guaranteed. Euros can be finicky. They seem to form a gut intuition about you which can be hard to change. And yes ZzTopSterzZ, some are opposed to giving action to married guys. Euros often have very traditional ideas about marriage and providers have been known to leave the business upon getting married. That could have been a factor if you divulged that information.

Ironic that the one divorced MT at Irene's was way more fun when she was married.

[Riina]

I have found Polish woman to not care about their marriage vows. I have benefited from many of them cheating on their husbands, so have my friends.

I agree. A lot of EE men have issues with alcoholism.

[Al Melrose]

Looks like Irenes is one of the those places where action is possible but not guaranteed. Euros can be finicky. They seem to form a gut intuition about you which can be hard to change. And yes ZzTopSterzZ, some are opposed to giving action to married guys. Euros often have very traditional ideas about marriage and providers have been known to leave the business upon getting married. That could have been a factor if you divulged that information.

I have found Polish woman to not care about their marriage vows. I have benefited from many of them cheating on their husbands, so have my friends.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Looks like Irenes is one of the those places where action is possible but not guaranteed. Euros can be finicky. They seem to form a gut intuition about you which can be hard to change. And yes ZzTopSterzZ, some are opposed to giving action to married guys. Euros often have very traditional ideas about marriage and providers have been known to leave the business upon getting married. That could have been a factor if you divulged that information.

25% of the time I would get L1 from a massuse I've seen after multiple visits. Those have since moved on. Haven't been back.

[Big Waffle]

Looks like Irenes is one of the those places where action is possible but not guaranteed. Euros can be finicky. They seem to form a gut intuition about you which can be hard to change. And yes ZzTopSterzZ, some are opposed to giving action to married guys. Euros often have very traditional ideas about marriage and providers have been known to leave the business upon getting married. That could have been a factor if you divulged that information.

[Redf1331]

Can confirm Nina still works there tho I ended up getting Olga. Nothing to be had. Won't be returning.

[Walker333]

I can confirm that Nina still works there. She's a very attractive lady. Good chit chat and good massage. I like her as a person and as a massage therapist, but I've been there twice and gotten shut out despite obvious signals. There was no teasing, not even an "accidental" brushing, and she made sure that I was covered the entire time on both visits. Nina was recommended to me by another guy on the forum with good intentions, and I've never had a good lead go bad before. I'm clean, fit and professional. Maybe she's got a thing against married guys. I don't know. What do you think guys. Give it one more try or move on?

I'd definitely move on. Fuck that shit. By now she knows that you’re not from Leo. Don't waste your time and money. Good luck.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I can confirm that Nina still works there. She's a very attractive lady. Good chit chat and good massage. I like her as a person and as a massage therapist, but I've been there twice and gotten shut out despite obvious signals. There was no teasing, not even an "accidental" brushing, and she made sure that I was covered the entire time on both visits. Nina was recommended to me by another guy on the forum with good intentions, and I've never had a good lead go bad before. I'm clean, fit and professional. Maybe she's got a thing against married guys. I don't know. What do you think guys. Give it one more try or move on?

[Walker333]

Gentlemen, if anyone knows Eli from Glenview, on Waukegan, well, please PM. Thank You.