Massage Parlor Reports

[CDestine]

Cynthia near Eureka used to advertise in the RFT. You can find her number from a back issue if she isn't advertising anymore. She is now likely about 60.

I can second Cynthia. She still advertises in RFT as Simply Marvelous. She gives a very nice therapeutic massage.

[Saipan311]

Hands down the best massage I've ever received, including professional MTs that work in chiropractor offices. What a gem.

It's a good experience, but IMHO you are exaggerating a bit. You must have never had a good deep tissue massage. Megan's massage is ok / good. The ambiance / personality / service make it great. Just my 2 c, but everybody has their own experience.

[Jsleez]

I would like you to PM me if you have found the most beautiful AMP female in St. Louis who is a 10. Seeking thin and beautiful 20 to 30 something no fat girls. Please PM me with suggestions thanks been to almost all the ones I can find and still haven't found what I am looking for.

This makes me LOL. I'm sure your inbox is flooded with "10's". This is St. Louis bro.

[Prof30]

Is Pink the one with the wild hair and what appears to be bad surgery on her face kinda looking like Dolly Parton? Also seems like she's one of the ladies in charge of those places? I do remember a loud and boisterous woman who will give you a terrible and non sensual massage followed by some rushed service. Just never knew her name and no interest in ever picking her over anyone else there.

Yeah, I forgot to include that, but definitely some plastic surgery gone wrong to pair with what I think is the Bell's Palsey.

[Prof30]

I have never experienced that bad of shit on any of my trips. I am not doubting you. I am just curious what time of day and what day of the week this was. All good. Good report. JT.

Around 8 or 9 on a weeknight.

[mountainman7890]

I've gotten "Pink" at Fuji and never tried Bellagio, does she run both of them? If I go to Bellagio will she get me there too?

[Sparky140]

I have never experienced that bad of shit on any of my trips. I am not doubting you. I am just curious what time of day and what day of the week this was. All good. Good report. JT.

When the normal ladies go on vacation, Super Spa does not close down. Pink fills in and service is rushed and very poor. My advice is to stay away for a couple of weeks until the normal ladies return.

[Zorney99]

I love how Lake posts "new pics" for her girls when the pics aren't of the actual girls! What a joke!

[JTimberlake]

Thought I posted this a few weeks ago, but maybe I didn't hit the right buttons. Trying again.

Needed some relief a few weeks ago so I moseyed over to Centreville. And had a pair of really weird, uncool experiences.

First, I dropped into Fuji and was met by a very talkative, loud, older Asian woman. Looked to have Bell's Palsy, which ain't good in this line of work. She takes me back to one room, I get ready for my massage, and she comes back and gives me the weirdest massage I've ever had. Yeah, bad, but just weird in a hard to describe way. Slapping my back and legs like it was sexy? Odd. She tells me to flip after about ten minutes, asks what I want, and at that point. It's not much. I ask for L1, and she gets to work, still talking the whole time, and it's just not happening for me. I'm really turned off by the whole experience.

So I say thanks, but that's enough. She continues rambling on, about how there's a free bed to sleep on if I get drunk at the nearby clubs, about how next time she'll bring out a younger lady, on and on. I leave my tip and leave. Weird.

Still unrelieved, I head next door to Osaka where I am greeted by a slightly younger (mid 30's-40's) women who is cuter. Okay, hopefully this is a better sign! Turns out not so much. She asks what I want right up front. L1 is all. But I ask about the massage, and she says "okay, but only a little. ".

Well, she wasn't lying. I get a couple minutes of light rubbing, then get turned over. She gets the job done, but again. Weird. She cleans me up and steps out, leaving the door open. When was great as I was getting my shoes on as another guy walks down the hall (here's to hoping you had a more sane and enjoyable time if you're on the board here).

I'm in and out of Osaka in less than ten minutes. Again, super weird.

First time to one of these since the pandemic began and. Yeah, guess it's having a toll on everyone.

I have never experienced that bad of shit on any of my trips. I am not doubting you. I am just curious what time of day and what day of the week this was. All good. Good report. JT.

[Sentier]

I would like you to PM me if you have found the most beautiful AMP female in St. Louis who is a 10. Seeking thin and beautiful 20 to 30 something no fat girls. Please PM me with suggestions thanks been to almost all the ones I can find and still haven't found what I am looking for.

[mountainman7890]

I've gotten the pink woman at Fuji to service me once but was wondering if there's anyone else that'll go for it? Maybe the Paula woman at Bellagio?

[DeadDead22]

Is Pink the one with the wild hair and what appears to be bad surgery on her face kinda looking like Dolly Parton? Also seems like she's one of the ladies in charge of those places? I do remember a loud and boisterous woman who will give you a terrible and non sensual massage followed by some rushed service. Just never knew her name and no interest in ever picking her over anyone else there.

Yup. Thats the one. I've gotten a beej from her before. Eh. Not bad. She's a notorious rawdawg, so if you're into that, she will scratch that itch. She actually looks more like Donatella Versace IMHO.

[BranFlakes]

Do you know whether Relaxing Spa's "Jackhammer lady from Classic" is named Carrie? The Carrie I liked who is no longer at Classic on Clayton was Asian, probably upper 20's. Dark hair, very attractive, very enthusiastic, spoke good English. Always good for HE / HJ & encouraged utc upper body roaming. Any idea on the name or from my description?

Never caught Carrie at Classic, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't work at Relaxing. I like Relaxing, but both the employees I've seen there are older, and one of them does have a style best described as 'Jackhammering. '.

I enjoy the massage at Relaxing. It's the only AMP I've found in the area with reliable HE as well.

[OhioSteve513]

Relax Place is on Chesterfield. The only AMP in Chesterfield Valley now. Great massage and table shower. One lady working so you cannot usually walk in.

Relaxing Spa is in Des Peres. 2 sometimes 3 workers there. Massage is just ok. No table shower. Jackhammer lady from Classic is there now but when I'm in Des Peres I get great massages and table showers at B&F Massage.

Let's Relax is in Ballwin / Ellisville and when I am in that area I go to Zen for a great massage and table shower.

Do you know whether Relaxing Spa's "Jackhammer lady from Classic" is named Carrie? The Carrie I liked who is no longer at Classic on Clayton was Asian, probably upper 20's. Dark hair, very attractive, very enthusiastic, spoke good English. Always good for HE / HJ & encouraged utc upper body roaming. Any idea on the name or from my description?

[Bret M69]

There was a gal posted on rub rates a few months back in Union mo that was a bit pricey. Never heard much about her. Did anyone get to meet with her? I need some providers further West. Don't like going too deep in the city. Any feed back would be appreciated.

Cynthia near Eureka used to advertise in the RFT. You can find her number from a back issue if she isn't advertising anymore. She is now likely about 60.