Escort Reports

**Alien988** · 11-02-21 23:34

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen this chick? I searched on the DC forum but didn't find anything. She has one review on the other site.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3200746

The Review on the other site sounds super fake. I would use caution.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 11-02-21 23:07

Anyone seen this chick? I searched on the DC forum but didn't find anything. She has one review on the other site.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3200746

**Mandoo2** · 11-02-21 22:57

Originally Posted by Ottotot [View Original Post]

Soo. Jealous. Wish I can go there too. Let us know about the covid protocol at the airport yah.

Take a covid test from a CVS or Target no more than 48 hours in advance. Insurance should cover it. The Canadians will want to see your CDC card as proof of vaccination along with the test results when you arrive at Trudeau. Everything should be loaded into their ArriveCan mobile app. If they are satisfied, then they will let you proceed to immigration. The tricky part is getting a covid test going home. You can take one at the airport, but there are clinics (search Biron) in Montreal that will offer an antigen or PCR test. Antigen test should be should sufficient.

When I was there in September, they just instituted a vaccine passport. For us, they were willing to accept our CDC vaccine card along with US passport. They had accepted my photo of it, but told me that starting 9/15, they wanted to see a hard copy.

Definitely enjoyed my time there. Mainly booked escortsxo and euphoria. EscortsXO definitely has the selection of college coeds. Two of them, going by Kate and Naomi, were McGill students. That's like the equivalent of Harvard girls escorting. I had planned to book more from Euphoria, since I used them previously. Managed to find a time to book Katia, who is one of their legends. Wished Heaven was available too. Definitely get a sim card. Wanted to book Daryn from vogmtl, but my schedule didn't work out since I did go sightseeing in Quebec City. Looking to finding a way to go back next year.

**Ottotot** · 11-02-21 20:26

Originally Posted by JMature [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I am planning a trip to Montreal for work in a few weeks. Any good sites should check out to find ladies?

Soo. Jealous. Wish I can go there too. Let us know about the covid protocol at the airport yah.

**MiRoad** · 11-02-21 18:54

Originally Posted by Gandava [View Original Post]

Here's an interesting note. I saw her again and we got to talking. She mentioned she had never been with a group and would be willing to try it. Suggested 4 K for 2 hours and no more than 10 guys with covered BJ and full service no extras.

Intriguing but would need LOL 1) guys and 2) someone to host. Curious what folks think?

Really? Gee, and I've always wanted to gang bang a girl with nine other guys. Not!!

**MiRoad** · 11-02-21 18:51

Originally Posted by JMature [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I am planning a trip to Montreal for work in a few weeks. Any good sites should check out to find ladies?

Here's a start:

https://escortsxo.com/

https://www.euphoriagirls.com

https://www.velvetlovemtl.com/paige

http://www.xxxceptiongirls.com/

https://vogmtl.com/

http://www.escortsxo.com

A couple of these sites may be inactive: They're from my last trip before COVID.

The best is:

https://merb.cc/xenforo/

If you'd taken 15 seconds to search "Montreal" you would have found my posts from a few months ago. "Search thread" is what this site is all about!

**Gandava** · 11-02-21 16:40

Originally Posted by WindomakeRow [View Original Post]

Non-GFE, no CBJ / BJ. Very hot in person (spinner), extremely fit, and knows how to grip and move her body (not a starfish).

Chill personality, not a clock watcher, clean hotel. Leaving in a few days.

Here's an interesting note. I saw her again and we got to talking. She mentioned she had never been with a group and would be willing to try it. Suggested 4 K for 2 hours and no more than 10 guys with covered BJ and full service no extras.

Intriguing but would need LOL 1) guys and 2) someone to host. Curious what folks think?

**JMature** · 11-02-21 16:29

Hello all,

I am planning a trip to Montreal for work in a few weeks. Any good sites should check out to find ladies?

**Sexingit** · 11-02-21 15:49

Originally Posted by MadeYoulLook29 [View Original Post]

From what I can tell (basing this opinion off of other posts about her) the common denominator with her is going down on her. I've noticed once guys have done that she seems to be more open. Like some guy said she allowed greek after he made her howl at the moon (cum via going down) another said she tossed his salad (ate his butt). Don't get me wrong. She was very nice to me the 2 times I met with her. Like real nice. So nice I asked her about greek during the session and she told me my member was too big. And she laughed hard when I asked it. Which was awkward because I didn't laugh. So it was her just laughing. But judging from even your review about her. The way u peeped her freshening her box up and then you requesting head and she puts her box in your face requesting the same from you. LOL. My guess is that's why you got more time as she became more accommodating. Had you declined munching the box she may have only given you one pop and no overtime

I asked her about two pops before my shower; at that point we weren't intimate yet.

She did ask me about rimming but I declined.

Hope that helps!

**MadeYoulLook29** · 11-02-21 15:13

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

This is the first and only girl that I'be gone down on while mongering. Her need to be cleanly was the only reason I did go down.

She was pretty much a deadfish during FS but her efforts to get the second pop and no clock watching made her value raise. Everything except FS was good. Perhaps my ethnicity and build made her more affectionate / friendly?

She's by far the best value for a FS provider in the area since she was friendly and felt like a real GFE experience.

From what I can tell (basing this opinion off of other posts about her) the common denominator with her is going down on her. I've noticed once guys have done that she seems to be more open. Like some guy said she allowed greek after he made her howl at the moon (cum via going down) another said she tossed his salad (ate his butt). Don't get me wrong. She was very nice to me the 2 times I met with her. Like real nice. So nice I asked her about greek during the session and she told me my member was too big. And she laughed hard when I asked it. Which was awkward because I didn't laugh. So it was her just laughing. But judging from even your review about her. The way u peeped her freshening her box up and then you requesting head and she puts her box in your face requesting the same from you. LOL. My guess is that's why you got more time as she became more accommodating. Had you declined munching the box she may have only given you one pop and no overtime

**Sexingit** · 11-02-21 13:32

Originally Posted by MadeYoulLook29 [View Original Post]

I've seen her many moons ago and don't remember her being as fun as everybody says but to be fair I don't go down on these women so that's probably the reason. Seems going down on her is like using a cheat code to unlock her inner freak some thing LOL.

This is the first and only girl that I'be gone down on while mongering. Her need to be cleanly was the only reason I did go down.

She was pretty much a deadfish during FS but her efforts to get the second pop and no clock watching made her value raise. Everything except FS was good. Perhaps my ethnicity and build made her more affectionate / friendly?

She's by far the best value for a FS provider in the area since she was friendly and felt like a real GFE experience.

**MadeYoulLook29** · 11-02-21 10:53

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

After years of texting and our schedules never aligning, I was able to finally meet Joyce last Sunday. She was in Reston shopping but gave me the address to her hotel in Chantilly that I've never seen o before and it's off the beaten path. I arrived a bit early than our scheduled time, so I drove around back and parked.

As I am waiting, I see a car with mesh shades plastered over all of the windows, dramatically pull into the parking lot with very jerky movements. This must be Joyce as the lady behind the wheel resembled her. She notices that I am inside my car and I smile. Immediately she texts to confirm if I am the person parked besides her; indeed it's me.

Apparently I parked right in front of her room and she jokingly said "you knew where I'm satiating". We walk into her room and it smells LOL fried chicken or fish. Cooked the night before. It was stale and kinda off putting but I've smelled worse rooms before.

As mentioned by others, she has a good body IMHO. She's not skinny but not fat and really well proportioned. Normally you don't see a Chinese women with C plus size breast and a nice booty while staying proportionate. Her stomach isn't flat but by no means anything to complain about.

She asks me if I want to shower and from past reviews, I wanted to make sure that I passed the smell test. Joyce actually helped me undress and shower. She also got naked which gave me the opportunity to rub her nice breasts and ass.

Once in the shower, she lathered up a sponge glove and washed me down. She gave me some time alone to finish rinsing myself off. While doing so, I notice Joyce on the toilet spraying her vagina down with what seemed like Listerine. It was quite odd but refreshing to know that she's clean as well.

After showering, we go to the bed where I laid on my back and she mounts me, presenting her beautiful bussom for extended nursing. While sucking her beautiful and perfectly round nipples, I was able to rub her pussy. She was already wet before I added simulation and it made me hornier. She wasn't against me massaging her clit and pussy lips until I had to try BBBJ.

This is where quirky Joyce comes to play. When I ask her to suck my dick, she immediately positions herself for 69. Her pussy looks good and smelled great so I indulged in cunningligous. She quickly began building up her climax where she remains reserved. Then out of nowhere she lets out a scream like a banshee from hell and her body quivers for what seemed like 10 seconds. In attempts to muffle her scream, I shoved her head back down in my dick. It temporarily did the trick until her teeth did some unwanted scratches.

Once she recovered I asked her to fuck me. She puts the rubber on and mounts me cowgirl position. After 2 minutes of her trying to ride me, I asked her to fuck me on the chair, hoping to get better friction. Nope, it didn't get any better and I was beginning to lose my boner. That's when I took the lead and threw her on the bed for mish. At first she kept her leg to the side to prevent me from pounding too deep but eventually gave me more access once I started hitting her G spot but I busted before she could yelp for help again.

After looking at the clock, I've been there for about 45 minutes total but only paid for the hhr and that includes the shower plus first pop. Before we started I asked for two pops and she said yes. She takes the rubber off and cleans junior then immediately proceeds to give me a handjob, telling me not to take long.

With the pressure of what seemed like a stadium of fans eagerly awaiting for me to win the game. I powered thru and kept my mind on the goal. She was jack hammering but trying to actually make me cum. I told her to slow down, then to suck my cock. After what seemed like an eternity my meager attempt of busting nut resulted in small dribbles of cum that she willfully put in her mouth and spit back into the plethora of paper towels she used during the session. She probably went thru half a paper towel roll when I was there.

Looks: 7 Face / 8 body / 7 for the room (the smell of the food was too much).

Prettier than most Asian ladies especially in this price range and level of service.

Service: 8 before the event with cleaning and undressing / 8. 5 with her allowing FIV, sucking, licking with vigor / 5. 5 for the effort since she didn't do much physically. Quirky as mentioned from several people but very accommodating and friendly despite the language barrier.

Value: 7. 5 for me - $. 4 for 55 minutes of being inside her room and two pops. We probably spent about 25 minutes on the first pop, 15 minutes on the second pop and 15 minutes prepping for the act in the bathroom / shower.

I would definitely repeat especially since I think we built a bond, at least it felt like it.

I've seen her many moons ago and don't remember her being as fun as everybody says but to be fair I don't go down on these women so that's probably the reason. Seems going down on her is like using a cheat code to unlock her inner freak some thing LOL.

**MangoBalls78** · 11-02-21 08:24

Originally Posted by WillOckham [View Original Post]

Can you provide a web address, please.

A search would have found this link.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/joyce-es...ngton-dc-60524#erotic.

**SumphknFool** · 11-01-21 16:39

Originally Posted by FireWater [View Original Post]

Hi guys, long time lurker, and I appreciate all the great reviews and insight you guys have given over the years. Now it is time to give my review of Tiny in Woodbridge: https://northern-virginia.skipthegam...f/844454150880.

It took me a while to sync my time schedule up with her and one Wednesday evening the stars aligned and I was able to see in a hotel in Woodbridge. She was staying at one of the hotels on the parkway close to the mall and Target, and I have seen other women there, so I was familiar with the place. LEO must turn a blind eye to the place honestly because I have seen quite a few women there with no issues, so that is a plus. It was late so she had to open the back door for me and we rode up to her room. If you are not familiar with her, she is definitely the woman in the pictures and looks even smaller in person if you are in to that. She has a nice soft but and very small tits. I opted for the QV for $ and she preformed adequately.

We take the elevator to her floor, enter the room and it was a hot mess. Clothes and take out everywhere, thank god the couch was clean though. There was a lingering smell in the room like she was smoking weed and tried to cover it with incense. She does the LE hug and grab and I lay the donation down. We proceed to get undress, I sit on the couch, and she gives me a serviceable BBBJ. It was nothing to leave the wife over or change my religion for, but it did the job getting the soldier to stand at attention. She then hands me the condom to put on myself and she proceeds to make a makeshift bed on the floor with the couch cushions (weird because the couch in this hotel is a pullout).

This is the exact same experience I had with her at the same location. I guess her kid / s stay in that back room while she works so she opts to use the couch cushions as a bed. She's about as good as you may find in Woodbridge, which isn't saying a lot.

**WillOckham** · 11-01-21 14:48

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

After years of texting and our schedules never aligning, I was able to finally meet Joyce last Sunday. She was in Reston shopping but gave me the address to her hotel in Chantilly that I've never seen o before and it's off the beaten path. I arrived a bit early than our scheduled time, so I drove around back and parked.

As I am waiting, I see a car with mesh shades plastered over all of the windows, dramatically pull into the parking lot with very jerky movements. This must be Joyce as the lady behind the wheel resembled her. She notices that I am inside my car and I smile. Immediately she texts to confirm if I am the person parked besides her; indeed it's me.

Apparently I parked right in front of her room and she jokingly said "you knew where I'm satiating". We walk into her room and it smells LOL fried chicken or fish. Cooked the night before. It was stale and kinda off putting but I've smelled worse rooms before.

As mentioned by others, she has a good body IMHO. She's not skinny but not fat and really well proportioned. Normally you don't see a Chinese women with C plus size breast and a nice booty while staying proportionate. Her stomach isn't flat but by no means anything to complain about...

Can you provide a web address, please.