Massage Parlor Reports

**JjHoliday** · 11-01-21 20:04

Went and checked out some places in Vancouver. The places I went are not the few typically mentioned.

The good. Massage only off of 99 sits back off the street older strip mall. Clean, good English, attractive and licensed gal. Good massage and conversation.

The bad, place by the mall. In lobby dinged the dinger, a gal gives greeting and opens security screen door. Greetings, HR, led to room. When she came back it was straight for Mr. Johnson. Well I guess I would ask for the massage later. Dropped leggings and pulled up top and rubbed her small tities where we like them. Nice firm ass. Hopes are high. I made the BJ hand gesture, she climbed up in the 69 position. All of a sudden the old joke about the outhouse door on a tuna boat came to mind. Went for standard finish. She asked to meet after work. I said maybe, tipped. And went home.

The ugly. Place on 99 behind rock shop. Older shop. Greeted, nice lady like most in Vancouver a little past prime. Not what I consider attractive. Good attitude standard ending. Tipped and out. Place smelled a little musty. Message if curious. Enjoy your day.

**Trumpeter** · 11-01-21 12:14

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

SW Pacific Highway near 217.

I was greeted in the morning by an attractive MILF in her 40's who was dressed to impress. I asked for an hour and readied myself for a massage. She believes in prodding pressure that yielded a few ouches along the way until it was mercilessly over. I have to say that the massage was so hard that it killed my woody intentions. When we were facing each other masks on I was offered a HE and that does not float my boat any more so we agreed on FS that was interrupted mid stroke by the next customer. After that I was shorted 15 minutes so she could get the next payment. In the bad move on her part she lost me as a customer. There was no teasing and no foreplay this time just bang and go.

Did you catch her name? Was it Sasha? In my recent recon report I told about an attractive lady I saw while checking out several of the local establishments and Sasha made me very curious to go back. If it was her, I'm not in such a hurry anymore.

**Benson008** · 11-01-21 10:10

SW Pacific Highway near 217.

I was greeted in the morning by an attractive MILF in her 40's who was dressed to impress. I asked for an hour and readied myself for a massage. She believes in prodding pressure that yielded a few ouches along the way until it was mercilessly over. I have to say that the massage was so hard that it killed my woody intentions. When we were facing each other masks on I was offered a HE and that does not float my boat any more so we agreed on FS that was interrupted mid stroke by the next customer. After that I was shorted 15 minutes so she could get the next payment. In the bad move on her part she lost me as a customer. There was no teasing and no foreplay this time just bang and go.

**WarpFactor69** · 11-01-21 07:54

Near Stark /181st, in shared office building. Appointment only, via texting the number on outside sign. Detailed, high quality massage from a pleasant lady with a professional demeanor. Standard ending is available if she feels comfortable with you, but nothing else.

**Smith1968** · 10-31-21 22:36

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**MeeLikeeAsians** · 10-31-21 11:59

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Was another nice massage. Very accommodating girl with hard body but not the cutest. Strange thing is she like mentioned her name so many time. LOVE YOU BABY. It was comicial.

It is kind of a nice go to spot with consistency. But alas still looking for a few American girls who need college funds. I miss the good days I miss the full naked body slide where you are covered by oil and have a view of her snatch as she slides up and down your body and then gives you a HJ.

Stay safe out there. Windy today.

No American girls will be working in an Asian massage parlor.

**Wagnerb** · 10-30-21 20:23

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I had some errands to do an not enough time for a visit but I thought I could make a quick stop at a few places to see if I might want to go back.

My first stop was the new place in Tigard on Walnut. It's $70/ hour and the lady that greeted me was older (which is OK with me) and looked good with the mask. She wasn't dressed in a suggestive way. There was a recent review saying it was good. For me it's a 50/50 whether I'll go back.

The next stop was Lavender which is just around the corner. An enthusiastic girl greeted me. She was probably around 40 but unfortunately not much for looks to match her enthusiasm. Also, nothing in the way she dressed to get me excited about staying. They're also $70/ hour.

The third stop was Tigard Foot Spa (I think that's what's it's called) on 99 between Hall and Main. An older lady maybe 40-50 greeted me here. She was pretty and dressed in a dress / negligee. She was friendly but not pushy and just seeing her almost convinced me to make time to stay. She said her name is Sasha. The price is $70/ hour.

The fourth stop was Qiujun Wellness on the corner of Hall and 99. A very pretty young late 20's girl came to the door. She was made up and wearing a nice dress. Not suggestive but she looked very nice. They had some stickers on their pricing sign with the current price $60/ hour. Unfortunately, this girl seemed like she didn't want to be there. She wasn't rude but also showed no interest in whether I stayed or not and possibly was relieved I left.

My final stop was Asian Garden at Denny and 217. I had stopped by a couple of times when they first opened but the door was always locked. This time it was open. The place had a professional feel. There was a lady at the front desk that greeted me but nothing was telling me is was probably worth staying. It's also $70/ hour.

The place at Hall and 99 W does offer full menu from various ladies, but it had a quirk when I last visited. The last time I went there was a new girl who just had a baby recently. You could tell because the tyke was in the back room, and you could hear him fussing throughout the store. I happened to get the working mom and was able to negotiate BBFS with pullout since I had to wait a bit when I arrived. After the massage when I was leaving, she brought the kid out to say goodbye. It's definitely a weird experience to see her baby after a babymaking session.

**Trumpeter** · 10-30-21 19:34

I had some errands to do an not enough time for a visit but I thought I could make a quick stop at a few places to see if I might want to go back.

My first stop was the new place in Tigard on Walnut. It's $70/ hour and the lady that greeted me was older (which is OK with me) and looked good with the mask. She wasn't dressed in a suggestive way. There was a recent review saying it was good. For me it's a 50/50 whether I'll go back.

The next stop was Lavender which is just around the corner. An enthusiastic girl greeted me. She was probably around 40 but unfortunately not much for looks to match her enthusiasm. Also, nothing in the way she dressed to get me excited about staying. They're also $70/ hour.

The third stop was Tigard Foot Spa (I think that's what's it's called) on 99 between Hall and Main. An older lady maybe 40-50 greeted me here. She was pretty and dressed in a dress / negligee. She was friendly but not pushy and just seeing her almost convinced me to make time to stay. She said her name is Sasha. The price is $70/ hour.

The fourth stop was Qiujun Wellness on the corner of Hall and 99. A very pretty young late 20's girl came to the door. She was made up and wearing a nice dress. Not suggestive but she looked very nice. They had some stickers on their pricing sign with the current price $60/ hour. Unfortunately, this girl seemed like she didn't want to be there. She wasn't rude but also showed no interest in whether I stayed or not and possibly was relieved I left.

My final stop was Asian Garden at Denny and 217. I had stopped by a couple of times when they first opened but the door was always locked. This time it was open. The place had a professional feel. There was a lady at the front desk that greeted me but nothing was telling me is was probably worth staying. It's also $70/ hour.

**EvenStranger** · 10-30-21 19:19

Popped in just to check it out, since I have been a little confused about which Wellness is which when people talk about it in shorthand. Very public entrance, Tall building and walls seems to only go halfway up (couldn't tell if the sections had built in ceilings). Cute, thick youngish woman came out of a room to greet me in a sundress but stayed all the way down the hallway. I considered seeing if she was available but I was a little street yucky from driving around, so I enquired about a table shower first and was told they did not have one. Said thank you and headed out.

**Amp Guide** · 10-30-21 15:02

Was another nice massage. Very accommodating girl with hard body but not the cutest. Strange thing is she like mentioned her name so many time. LOVE YOU BABY. It was comicial.

It is kind of a nice go to spot with consistency. But alas still looking for a few American girls who need college funds. I miss the good days I miss the full naked body slide where you are covered by oil and have a view of her snatch as she slides up and down your body and then gives you a HJ.

Stay safe out there. Windy today.

**Phantxtc** · 10-29-21 19:30

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

This is a massage thread!

LOL. I agree and I *started* the barista thing. Guys, I had a quick & simple question and it's been answered: for me these shacks would serve no purpose. Half the baristas show everything on their Twitters anyways! Let's all move on back to the point of this thread: AMP reviews. Thank you. .

**Benson008** · 10-29-21 10:26

Originally Posted by JonB2301 [View Original Post]

Can someone explain to me how these posts about baristas (who at most will make your coffee nude) have anything to do with the subject of this thread?.

This is a massage thread!

**JonB2301** · 10-28-21 23:03

Can someone explain to me how these posts about baristas (who at most will make your coffee nude) have anything to do with the subject of this thread?.

**Zizix** · 10-28-21 22:07

Your best bet is to just ask you never know worst could happen os she says no or gives a dirty look at girls next door if they don't offer the naughty special just say what drink you want and make it naughty.

Originally Posted by JeffAllStar [View Original Post]

Yeah I went here for the first time and the girl working immediately asked me if I wanted the Naughty Special. She said 20 for top or 40 for both top and bottom. But then the next two times I went there, which was a different girl each time, no offer of a Naughty Special and seemed to be just fine with making a quick drink and off I go.

So what is the etiquette here guys? If they do not ask me if I want the Naughty Special, then do I request it or ask for it? Also, the other bikini coffee places seem to have the girls in much more clothing, does anyone know if you could ask them for maybe a little more show for an extra tip? Do they ever bite on those or is that a big no no?

**Member #6858** · 10-28-21 02:18

Originally Posted by JeffAllStar [View Original Post]

Yeah I went here for the first time and the girl working immediately asked me if I wanted the Naughty Special. She said 20 for top or 40 for both top and bottom. But then the next two times I went there, which was a different girl each time, no offer of a Naughty Special and seemed to be just fine with making a quick drink and off I go.

So what is the etiquette here guys? If they do not ask me if I want the Naughty Special, then do I request it or ask for it? Also, the other bikini coffee places seem to have the girls in much more clothing, does anyone know if you could ask them for maybe a little more show for an extra tip? Do they ever bite on those or is that a big no no?

I know one of the girls there, she's married and will most likely decline advances. As for getting more, they'll probably just direct you toward their * nearly all the barista girls have one. You can follow GND on instagram and get a feeling about who may or may not be willing to show more if you ask.